Game of Thrones

The war of incest

>>79557481
does GRRM talk about any of their tax policies?

>>79557706
In the books I'm pretty sure he does with Stannis.

I know Stannis wanted to ban prostitution and shit like that.

>>79557759
They mentioned that in the show too.

Based Stannis knows that moral degeneracy can't be kept running around if you want to keep the society intact.

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>>79557481

If Balon Greyjoy becomes King of everything, where do his people reave?

>>79557828
>Book Stannis is the coolest fucking guy ever, fighting for the just and right.
>Show Stannis' character is fucking assassinated and JUSTed so hard

I dropped it so fucking hard and never looked back. D&D can go fuck themselves.

>>79557706
>Balon
"Fuck tax, i take what i want and i pay the iron price!!"

>Joffrey
"Tax? Yeah sure i put the highest tax for those filthy peasants."

>Stannis
"Taxes are equal to all citizens of the realm and must be paid as your duty."

>Robb
"Winter tax is coming."

>Renly
"WTF is a tax policy lol?"

>>79557481
money on war of 5 queens

>>79557919
Aren't most of the queens already allied?

>>79558064
yeah true but i bet they call it that even though to please intnet only two of them are queens

>>79557853
your mum, of course

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>tfw not smart enough for the mind trick queen

>>79557853
He never wanted to be king of everything. He wanted to be the king of the ironborn instead of being cucked by some crazy bastard incestspawn.

>>79558414
>Maester Qyburn, i am small council

>>79557481
war of the five QUEENS

>>79557876
>just and right
>cuck your wife with a priestess to make shadow demon that assassinates your brother
Stannis is a fucking hypocrite.

>>79557919
>>79558514
>Only two legit queens

Its still War of the Five Kings, just with different combatants now (Cersei, Jon, Euron, Dany and The Night King)

>>79558571

Wasn't that the point?
He sold out everything he believed in for nothing. That's why he was just like 'fuck it, do your duty you unusually tall troll woman'

>>79558571
>wife knew it was going to happen
>Stannis didn't know a shadow baby was going to pop out
>he was told it was just going to turn the tide in his favor
>Warned his brother to stand down or face the consequences
>his brother, that was younger, and not in the right to the throne
>He still regrets it to this very day, and will never forget what he had done.

>>79558514
>>79558602
regardless i bet they will do it to please tumblrites

>>79558638
No, the point was that this guy thinks Book Stannis is cool when he's been an asshole since the beginning. These plot points are book based, not show based.

>>79558602
did you just assume the Night King's gender?!

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>>79558716
>assume

>>79558414
Where the hell did the whole mind trick queen stuff come from?

>>79559339
sansafags, what'd you expect?

>>79559973
But I thought the joke was at the expense of Sansa. Is it not?

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Oysters, clams, and KEKOLDS!

>>79558813
This white man deserved it for choosing to be tied to that tree

>>79559989
It is but sansafags were the ones who called her the mind trick queen first and now people are making fun of them

>>79560177
>sansafags were the ones who called her the mind trick queen
Who? Where?

>>79560194
I don't have the picture but there was some fanart thing were bran was labelled the three eyed raven, jon the resurrected king, arya the Faceless assassin and then they couldn't think of anything for sansa because she's useless so they made up mind trick queen.

>>79560238
That's funny if it's true.

>>79558638
Only in the show, though. In the book his character is virtually the same as it has always been and that's the point; Stannis has been a butthurt, pragmatic and joyless man his entire goddamn life.

How about you guys make a /got/ general instead of making rogue threads

>>79558813
>Great evil in Westeros is a CIS white man
Really makes you THINK

>>79558674

Doesn't matter. Hes a fucking kin-slayer that contributed to his brothers murder in his tent. Nothing honorable about that. Also, burned his daughter alive. Faggot deserved to die in a snowy forest.

>>79558694
book stannis started out as a weird asshole and then turned out to be the only good king you homo