What was Sabrina the Teenage Witch really about?

>>79556854
a slut

The cat

a funny talking cat

About two lesbian MILFs living together taking care of their slutty niece and the funny talking cat.

that hot ass old aunt named zelda

no not caroline rhea

it was about getting britney spears a friend

>>79556932
The other aunt has some big tits tho.

zelda >>> hilda

>>79556854
Introducing a generation to prime tv kino and melissa joan hearts amazing bod, jesus those curves

>>79556854
being interested in mundane garbage while having the power to transcend reality using the power of satan.

>>79556854
How dull suburbia was

did they ever show her parents?

Why were they absentees

>>79557011
90s kid couldnt appreciate her thicc properly because society hadnt evolved yet

It was about a babe who shakes her whammy-Danny so hard that she aged like milk.

>Be 12
>Can't stand Sabrina, MJH looks like an ugly mess

>Now in my 30s
>Holy shit, would destroy that ass like a fucking maniac

Funny how time changes a man

>>79557111
fanny. Phone fag, auto-correct.

>>79557026
looks like an older Dormer

>>79557071

Her mom was an archaeologist and her dad was a warlock. There was an episode where her dad came and wanted her to live with him in the witch world but she decided to stay with her aunts. I seem to remember one episode where Sabrina got a crystal ball and was able to see her mom (she's an archaeologist iirc) but I don't think she ever was in an episode alongside her.

It was about watching a big butt teenage witch.

>>79557158

Same here. Those rumors about her fucking college aged guys who recognized her, didn't help that latent thirtysomething milf thing I have.

>>79557026

holy shit sauce

Why were two aunts living together?

>>79556854

I have no idea, just watched because of my unholy 13 year old lust for MJH.

MILF fetish and a cat and the occasional normal jerk to that chick

>kids these days will never press pause on the VCR to jerk it

Huh, makes you think

>>79557213
It was a different time.

where can I watch this kino?

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From Beth Broderik's Wiki:

>Personal Life

>She has been battling against AIDS since 1984, though she doesn't personally have it herself

KEK

>>79557377
What is this expression meant to convey?

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Daily reminder that we're getting a new Sabrina spinoff show from Riverdale

>yfw they're calling it Greendale

A funny cat and fapping

>>79557111
>whammy-Danny

I think I found a new nickname for Dan Schneider.

This show is directly responsible for my fetishes.
I was a fan of this as a 4 year old.

pissing away the time after school before i had access to the internet

>>79557408

It's stage acting, you uncultured swine

>>79557452

lol this is funny can I save it?

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reminder that Salem was the best thing about the show

>>79557806

Stop being so fucking basic.

>>79557860
>put in more effort to be unique
fuck off hipster shithead

>>79557806
>salem will never regain his powers and turn sabrina and her friends into mind controlled slaves.

>>79556971

MY DICK

>>79556971
fug

>>79557901
sounds like /tv/ tbqh

Thinking about it, I'm pretty sure MJH in Melissa and Joey has given me my weight gain and milf fetishes.

>>79557901

Why does the funny cat have a military-grade field laptop?

>>79556971
That's one of the most white trash ahit I've ever seen.

>>79557993
cuz thats what laptops looked like

>>79557993
look up late 90s laptops, baby

>>79557806
Did we ever get to see Salem's human form in the show?

>>79556971
Do you think that Sabrina changed clothes in front of Salem?

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>>79557993

>>79557608

witches man

This and Charmed were just fetish fuel

>>79557000

I would do both at the same time, Hilda's voice made my voice diamonds though

>>79556971
fucking hell muh DICK

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>>79558046

>>79558042
only in scenes where they covered him with lighting

>>79557997

It's called Bimbofication, dork

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reminder
dont say its OK because its turk from scrubs

>>79557901
literally /ourcat/

>>79557185

they saw each other once when Sabrina was getting her witch's license, one time after that, and then she was allowed to be at the wedding finale

>>79558095
Does Akane changes clothes in front of P-Chan?

Melissa Joan Hart kinda looked like my sister so I didn't find her attractive.
I've masturbated a thousand times to Lindsay Sloane though.

>>79558052
>that scene
lmao

>>79556971
when she picked up the phone i thought it was a dildo

>>79558149

Yes, but Akane never knew that P-chan and Ryouga were the same.

Man looking back everybody but Kasumi was a scumbag in that damn show

>>79558175
Oh and of course to Jenna Greenberg.

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>>79558175
>That episode when she was wearing latex
>my fucking dick
I still remember it after all these years

FU-UNKY SONG

post more MJH pls

>>79557901
>>79557806
>>79557452

Salem was so fucking based

>>79558236
Nuh dude I liked her as the shy, nerdy outsider constantly trying to fit in.

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does anyone else have a glasses obsession?

>>79558175
>Melissa Joan Hart kinda looked like my sister so I didn't find her attractive.

you are a raging homo for not fucking your sister

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>>79558278

>>79558339
Shut up you degenerate/redneck and never reply to my posts ever again.

>>79558395
it's not my problem you were too much of a beta to bang your hot sister. you lived with her, and still some other faggot got to her before you did. how pathetic is that. as a teenager i ravaged every single pussy within a 5 mile radius i could get my hands on. you fucking lived with a hot witch looking sister and failed.

sad

>>79556971
>>79557253
>>79557559
Ah, the memories

>>79558191
>everybody but Kasumi was a scumbag in that damn show
That was the joke.

>>79556971
g-g-g-gaahd damn, son

>>79558477
Get wrecked faggot you haven't seen a real life pussy in your pathetic 33 years of existence.

>>79556971
I want her to sit on my face if you know what I mean.

>>79558138
This pleases my cuck fetish.

>>79557377
So no kids then?

>>79558650
get help before its too late

Is this shit on (US) netflix?

>>79558138
Turk is an honorary white so it's ok

>>79558677
Nah

>>79558641
care to elaborate? i don't quite understand

>>79557993
Hes actually a wizard terrorist criminal sentenced to life as a cat.

>>79558138
But it really is okay since its Turk..??

>>79556971
Why's she talking into a dildo?

>the crossover episode in Melissa and Joey
should have gone full witch again

So did we ever find out if it was a real cat?

>>79558138
>>79558772
>>79558870

It's not okay because she is not JD

>>79559233
It was a man turned into a cat

>>79558322
go on

>>79557377
fag hag or has a gay brother who died.

>>79557806
What's the deep lore here? Is Salem supposed to be a cursed warlock or Sabrina's familiar or something?

>>79560423
He was a wizard terrorist who was turned into a cat as punishment.

so she's never gone full nude?
i wanna see dem tatays

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>>79556879

>>79560544

there used to be a great photoshop of her naked as a teenager bouncing around the net during the 90s, it looked so like her and it was placed on the set/stairs

I thought it was real for years.

>>79560544
She got JUSTED

>>79558138
Is she Puerto Rican or Dominican?

>>79560591
you're gay

>>79558138
Turk is a white man with a very effective tan.

>>79557377
Why do reptilians have such obvious tells?

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>This thread
>Not mentioning peak MJH
>You will never fuck her in her tacky early 90's outfit while her pet baby crocodile watches

just fucking end it already

>>79559578
chuckled

>>79556854
making men out of boys.

also the fatty auntie can totally get it anons, haven't thought of this show in years.

>>79556971
Jeeeeeeesus.

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>>79560591
No, this is JUST

That Britney Spears episode is just maddening

Remember that time she was on Teen Angel

No of course you don't, because nobody remembers Teen Angel

>>79556971
Holy shit

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>>79556971

It's funnier when they casted in the late seasons Punky Brewster, who got massive tits before she chopped them off.

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>>79561387

I watched every episode. Everyone did. It was pretty much the only show in school where all the boys and all the girls watched it.

I don't think another teen sitcom has ever achieved that.

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>>79561387
>>79561413

>>79560544
I got suspended from school because of a fake naked picture of her back in like 2002.
Found fake nudes, told older kids, they printed it off and put it around school and then blamed me when they got caught.

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based salem

>>79561511
>Did you tell these kids about fake nude images of this actress?
>No

>>79561511
ahahha this same shit happened to me except with britney spears "nudes"


the concept of printing out naked pictures and bringing them to school in my pocket is so funny now

>>79558322
fairly sure this show jump started a whole bunch of fetishistic obsessions

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>>79561413
jesus!

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>>79560591
naaaaaa

>>79557416
REAL
HUMAN
BEAN

>>79561654
kek did she fall into a pile of blow?

>>79561670
I think it's paint
like in Death Becomes Her

>>79561654
w-what??

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>>79561654
ehhhh
could be worse

>>79561701
>Death Becomes Her

Haven't thought about this in years. I just googled it and it turns out the main guy was fucking Bruce Willis

>>79561957
yup
directed by zemeckis too

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>>79561654
She looks like fucking Pennywise.