XX.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

this makes me feel threatened and small

Watched it last night.

Second story has great cleavage, aside from that it fucking sucks. Boring stories, pointless connecting device, just all round C grade material.

>>79550340
t. tumblr tard

>The Box
1/10
>The Birthday Party
1/10
>Don't Fall
4/10
>Her Only Living Son
3/10
>overall
2/10

You'll get through it. No reason to, though.

First 2 stories are shit. Watching 3rd now.

All the stories were shit. Least worst was the last.

>>79549461
just finished. and holy shit this was boring. these women obviously needed to go to films instead of film school

>>79549461
>XX is a new horror anthology with a gender twist - all segments star female leads.
Not really a twist. the protagonists in horror are usually female.

Any whores with hairy pits, legs, or arms in this garbage?

>>79552813
yes

>>79553925
Actress name and scene description please, don't want to watch it for nothing.

I don't give a fuck who made it, I only care if it's good.

>>79553969
Go fuck yourself

Quick, name good movies made by women
>Nothing Personal (2009)

That's all I got.

>Is /tv/ MATURE, PROGRESSIVE and OPEN-MINDED enough to watch this brand new womyn-produced horror anthology?
Well, no, but my taste is shit enough to watch it.

>>79553969
>he thinks we will know these indie actresses names

>>79553969
What a sad sack of shit

>>79554124
I just wanted to make sure before I waste my bandwidth and time on some boring bullshit, sorry.

>>79554050
>>79554146
Haha, what?

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>>79554086
Dumb anon detected

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>>79554086

>>79554169
CHECK EM

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Looking forward to this double feature.

>>79554169
I wouldn't call American Psycho a particularly good movie. It's very memorable due to the meme dialogue, but that's about it.

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>>79554086
ez

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>>79554086
Come on, now. There are tons of great movies made by women.

Good *feminist* movies on the other hand...

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>>79554086

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>>79554223
There's some

A lot of people will consider stuff like Alien somewhat "feminist" too though simply because it made the action hero female, even if that's not the message of the movie

>>79554284
>A lot of people will consider stuff like Alien somewhat "feminist" too though simply because it made the action hero female

That's by because they're retards who retroactively try and claim ownership over everything they can get their nails into.

Hence they all paw over Austen.

>>79554223
>that opening scene is 1 continuous POV shot

bigelow is GOAT

All the positive reviews I've read emphasized the gender stuff. All the negative ones commented on the actual movie.

Guess I'm in for a real treat.

>>79554322
it's not retroactively, it was there when it was released

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>>79549461
>horror anthology

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>>79554431
Kill yourself.

>>79554456
oh look the only good one

this shit is probably vhs with wimminz

>>79554223
>There are tons of great movies made by women.

This is the only good movie made by a woman.

>>79550134
>>79550134
>>79550134
>>79550134
>>79550134

>>79554341
Bigelow is highly overrated.

Toni Erdmann was a surprisingly good movie. Even a good comedy. Name another good comedy by a woman!

>>79554490
>oh look the only good one

>Dead of Night
>Kwaidan
>Tales from the Crypt ('72)
>Twice-Told Tales
>Amusement
>Two Evil Eyes
>Vault of Horror
>Trick 'r Treat

Yeah, sounds like you know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>79549461
>and will star female leads
wow so new. not like women were not leads in horrors until this

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>>79554522
the only one that comes to mind

also there are other good female directors like Leni Riefenstahl and Larisa Shepitko but sadly mediocre ones like Bigelow and Campion get too much attention

>>79554667
I think it's very unfair to call Bigelow a mediocre director. She's overrated, but still hardly a 5/10.

>>79554522
Wayne's World

Billy Madison

>>79554662
That's all you need to know that no one involved in this dumpster fire is actually a horror fan. MOST horror films have female leads for fuck sakes.

>Can't make the cut on an already 5/10 anthology series like VHS
>GRRRL POWER, CHICK ONLY IN THIS ANTHOLOGY!
>They're all complete boring shit
>Unwittingly prove your evil patriarchy detractors right through your own lack of effort

This is a better story than any presented in this fucking protracted yawn.

>>79554662
>>79554918
That bothers me more than it should. It's like if someone were to market the next romantic comedy by saying "A ROMANTIC COMEDY WITH A TWIST: THE LEADS ARE STRAIGHT!".

Just reveals a total ignorance of the genre whose conventions they're claiming to subvert.

>>79555054
Sure, but it's still getting the 6/10 participation trophies that the producers were banking on. It already has a relatively high Metacritic rating for a horror movie.

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>>79554169
american psycho was a really bad adaptation tho

>>79555410
>>79554201
>neo-/tv/ turns against a /tv/ classic because it's directed by a woman

fuck off retards

>>79555535
You have no idea *why* they're turning against it, so please don't make any assumptions.

I'm repulsed by the female form and even more so by the female brain, and I still love American Psycho. I don't need to call good things bad just to keep my hatred aflame.

>>79555535
>because it's directed by a woman
no, because i read the book

>>79549461
Do they castrate any patriarchs?

First story just ended. I watched all movies I saw till the end (except Birdemic) and I'm already struggling not to stop watching this shit.

The first story was great, the rest where ok. /pol/ fuck off to your containment board.

Is this a prequel to XXX? Is Xander Cage in it at all or no?

>>79555856
>the rest where okay
>where

Explains why you think that this movie is not total shit.

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Is there any genre as cucked by politics as horror?

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>>79555856
How about you fuck off to your containment site?

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>>79555932
Considering the enormity of the indie horror scene, I'd argue that it's one of the lesser cucked genres. For every highly politicized horror movie, you get a dozen that are just about a guy in a cheap costume stabbing naked women.

>>79555953
>triggered
Hopefully Trump will enact safe spaces for you guys soon, hang in there

>>79556023
>repeating your response verbatim with only /pol/ replaced by Jezebel
>omg u so triggered
Nice self-awareness, champ.

I haven't even seen it but this would be 100 times better if the directors and lead characters were white males

>>79550427
Lol.
>ipmlying it isn't the truth

You guys here are fucking pathetic to rage over stuff like this. All you damn wannabe neo-conservatives online do is projecting your own weakness onto society.

why were they all white characters?

>>79556453
It's racist to show beautiful brown and black people being killed or maimed, goy. That's why horror shows evil Whites getting killed or maimed in indie horror.

>>79554086
Kelly Reichardt has been making kino for a while now

Wasn't planning on watching it, so read the plot on Wikipedia. Holy shit those stories are god awful

>While riding on a train with his mother Susan, a young boy, Danny, sees an old man with a red box; the old man describes it as "a present" and allows Danny to look inside. After looking, Danny refuses to eat any food presented to him. Susan and her husband Robert start to worry about him, taking him to a doctor who finds that Danny has lost five pounds since his last checkup. Danny speaks with his sister Jenny, and soon after, she refuses to eat as well. Robert attempts to speak to Danny about his refusal to eat, but Danny whispers something in his ear, which causes Robert to start refusing food.
>Susan is haunted by a dream of her family happily eating her at the dinner table. Come Christmas, Danny, Jenny, and Robert are all emaciated, but don't seem to mind. Susan reveals in a voiceover that all three members of her family later died of starvation, and she is now searching the trains for the man with the box, unable to stop her curiosity as to what is inside.

>>79556667
>Mary is attempting to hold a children's birthday party for a girl named Lucy, but when she finds party guest David dead in one of the rooms, she is forced to hide the body. She spends the day preparing for the party and frantically trying to conceal David's body from other party guests Carla and Madeleine before finally buying a panda costume off of a man who comes to sing Lucy a birthday song and hiding the body in the costume. During the party, Mary sets up the costume near the cake, but Carla bumps the costume, causing it to collapse into the cake. The body is discovered when Carla removes the head, and the full title of the film is revealed as the children scream in terror: The Birthday Party, or, The Memory Lucy Suppressed From Her Seventh Birthday That Wasn't Really Her Mom's Fault (Even Though Her Therapist Says It's Probably Why She Fears Intimacy).

>Four friends, Paul, Gretchen, Jess, and Jay, are all on an expedition out in the desert. Gretchen is afraid of heights. The four discover an ancient cave painting depicting an evil spirit before camping out for the night. Gretchen is attacked by a creature similar to the spirit in the painting, which takes over her body and wears her skin; it kills Paul and Jay before chasing Jess, who breaks her leg. The Gretchen-creature leaps off a high cliff to kill Jess.

>>79556685
>Single mother Cora's rebellious son, Andy, is about to turn 18. She is called into Andy's school to meet with the principal regarding an incident in which Andy tore off a classmate's fingernails; the principal suspends the classmate and warns Cora that something must be done about Andy's behavior. Cora's mailman Chet hints that Andy is not necessarily her distant former husband's son, and Andy - whose voice has changed and finger and toenails have become claws - confirms her suspicions: that he is the spawn of Satan. Andy forces Cora to bow down to him, but she then embraces him and declares him to be her own son. The two hold each other so tightly that they crush each other's ribs, killing each other.

These can't be real surely? Someone has just put these descriptions on Wikipedia for a laugh, haven't they?

>>79556667
so no closure, or are we just supposed to go "ooo spooky" queue goosebumps theme song

>>79556752
It reads like a really shitty creepypasta

>>79556752
>>79556667
haven't seen it but it seems like they could never really show what is in the box because if they did it would be totally disappointing and would ruin the otherwise shitty movie

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This was the best part of the movie.

>>79557096
ewww

Just finished watching this trainwreck.

What a waste of time.

It tries to be deeper than it really is.

The last one is the best one, but I saw the twist coming a mile away.

And the vignettes in between the stories are borderline cringe with their shitty Tim Burton-esque atmosphere.

And Hollywood wonders why it's "losing money".

I really wanted to like this but...it was so mediocre, man.

>>79559971
why did you want to like it

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>>79556667
>>79556685
>>79556711
>Thinner with some surface level tweaks
>Weekend at Bernies
>skinwalker creepypasta
>The Omen/Rosemary's Baby/Carrie/etc.

>>79549461
Are there any good horror anthologies?

>>79549461
Jokes on them. I get off to women being beaten and murdered in brutal ways. This is a win for me.

>>79549461
I saw that shit on all private trackers. Shame they advertised is it as a female impowerment thing. I love anthology stuff and new directors throwing whatever sticks at the wall. I would have probably rented it but now I won't even bother pirating it.

>>79560791
Just watch Tales from the Crypt
Someone had a stream up a few months ago, great fun to watch with other faggots from here

>Women behind a camera

I'm already scared.

In one of the shorts, a white woman has a black daughter. So progressive!

>>79561179
Yeah, but is it a trans-daughter?

>>79549461
plot?

>>79556685
>The Memory Lucy Suppressed From Her Seventh Birthday That Wasn't Really Her Mom's Fault (Even Though Her Therapist Says It's Probably Why She Fears Intimacy).
I thought this sounded okay untiil this, what the fuck? Why is the director's diary part of the title?

>>79560906
underrated

Last short was solid.

and 3 of the shorts were about women as mothers. Really groundbreaking stuff there, ladies. That's a twist we rarely see.

>>79556019
Top fucking kek

i love horror anthologies, i'll give it a shot. can't be worse than holidays.

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Yeah, wasn't very good. I only really cared because St. Vincent directed one of the shorts. The thing is the other three women have experience from before so it's kind of embarrassing for these stories to be so uninteresting.

>>79560791
Southbound

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>>79561878
Really glad Lynskey is getting some attention lately.
I had a huge crush on her as a kid.

>>79552383
The female director part is the unusual bit.

>>79560850
There were many female directors that had made horror movies through the time and they target this one as "Look at us! We are a bunch of girls messing with a boys genre because of feminism for the first time ever"

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>>79554431
>>79554490

>>79554086
Wayne's World

>>79554456
Creepshow 2 is better.

>>79562155
>Body Bags

I wish more people could watch this amazing film.
Carpenter, Raimi, Craven, even Mark Hamill, all those cameos, it's great.

I remember Southbound being awful. Awful to the point where I don't remember any of the shorts. Did people really like it?

>>79562306
That movie is awesome.

>>79562306
It's a really good movie

Ghostbusters was scarier.

>horror movie with female leads

wow what a novel concept how has no one thought of this before

>>79549461
>The directors have been given free
creative rein
>but it's gotta star girls

what did they mean by this?

>>79549461
This doesn't seem to bad. A collection of shorts with an all round theme. This is not as bad as doing a all female Ghostbusters remake just for the sake of it.

Anyways Mary Harron did a very good job on American Psycho and its sad she hasn't had more chances. Also she laughed at all the raging feminists who didn't get what American Psycho was about.

>>79562634
The thing is that it doesn't have a theme. None at all, it's just 4 separate shorts that happen to be directed by women. Even the stop-motion animated parts between them made no goddamn sense, or fit.

>>79562799
>>79562634
Sry I meant genre. But anyways if someone builds a concept from the ground up and says; "hey lets make it all within the genre of horror" then fair enough. If then they say "lets make it all female directors" then fair enough as well. But really its no different than saying "lets get directors from this specific region of the world". Or a collection from directors below a certain age. At least its constructed that way from the ground up and if they want to target a certain demographic then thats up to them. Not everything has to be made for you.

BUT. hijacking a well loved franchise (Ive never seen ghost busters and I care little for it) and then completely adjusting it so it becomes little more than a propaganda with fragments of what it once was, thats just kinda shitty.

Anyways I'm just glad to see Mary Harron doing some work. And this doesn't feel as dishonest as some of the recent stuff.