Every teenage boy's fantasy: the movie.

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>>79548023

>SS
>common

The only people who like SS are people who didn't get any teen pussy in high school.

>>79548008
Maybe if it were Eva Green.

>>79548008
She has aged like milk. Tits are lopsided and crosseyed. Also she gets gangbang by god knows who on Bransons island.

>>79548482
>She has aged like milk
so she's cheese, the greatest substance on earth?

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>>79548092
so everyone here apart from you, Chad?

>>79548008
>teenagers fantasize about attending an illiterate war criminal's trial

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>>79548008
>teenage boys like pudgy man-faced grannies

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>>79548008
>Kate Winslet
I would. Too fucking right.

>Why don't you just start with something light, you know, like um - "I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa-Loompas," you know, something a bit fun, a bit jokey.
>And then you can get more hardcore, run with the old classics, like "I'm playing with my dirty pillows,"
>"I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret."
>And then go straight in hard, like "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right?
Right Ms Winslet. I'll be right around.

>>79548008
what movie this is

>>79550953
The Dark Knight Rises.

This movie killed my Winslet boner

>>79548008
i remember i watched that and that other leo kate movie from that same year with my mom when they came out on dvd, all i can remember is zoe kazan's amazing puffy tits.

>>79548008
her hairy pits got me rock hard

>>79548008
>tfw no elderly former Gestapo gf