What was his end game?

Buying something worth -$1,000,000

>>79545798
looking like a tranny

death. just like everyone

to see himself and his children become a meme

Teach Corey how to spend few money

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To have his show be referenced in anime.

>>79545798
When I first saw this show I thought he was Japanese.

>>79545967
>>79545965
it has gone full circle

>>79545798
To kill Chumlee.

>>79545798
How the fuck did he make money before his son came along?

Something tells me that pawn shop was just another dive buying shit from drug addicts until Rick came along.

>>79547499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvu6APT3JLY

Here's a vid of Dave Attell from Insomniac going there before they got famous and it's basically a bunch of druggies/gambling addicts pawning shit

Plastic surgery

>>79547584
Insomniac was such a good show

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>>79547426
Totally not cool dude.

I bet Chumlee shit posts like literally all the time.

>>79545798
To be the highest bidder

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>>79545798
>when they have a scripted story line in between the auctions

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>>79548559
>It's a Chum-Lee gets gangraped by rapefugees episode

how depressed do you think rick is that his dad still has a full head of hair at 80 and rick was bald in his 20s?

>>79550761
It's all scripted. The people who come in are already pre-screened and it's all planned out. It's why they know everything about what's being brought in.

Source: I live literally a block away from the store.

>>79551607
>It's all scripted.
I didn't know batman browsed the board. That's some master detective shit right there, nigga.

>>79551607
The sales are arranged, but the sellers are real people with items they do want to sell. So all is not scripted.

Didn't he get busted for meth a while back?

>>79551548
Its a hat. No man past 30 has hair.

>>79551607
I remember when Pat the NES Punk tried to sell them that video game for like $24,000. Chumlee wasn't going for that shit.

>>79552352
t. baldlet

>>79552466
>his dad never had the talk with him
Boy are you in for a surprise when on the morning of your 30th birthday you wake up bald

>>79551548
Quite, however the balding gene is carried on the X chromosome, meaning only the mother can pass it to a son, so in other words when women are turned off by men for being bald, it's pretty much stupid because those genes will be lost in their child anyway.

>>79552490
>tfw almost 30
>still full head of hair
>grandfather on mothers side never lost his hair

hahahaha get fucked baldlet

>>79545798
to sell that copy of Battletoads they have in the back room

>>79547584
Insomniac was the fucking best. so comfy

>>79545798
To drive around in that stupid car and laugh at the fat moron Chun Lee

>>79552490
>his dad told him this was normal and happened to everyone
KEK

>>79552543
Your grandfather was wearing a hat. Say goodbye to you hair cut diversity.

>69 year old grandfather on mom's side balding
>75 year old grandfather on Dad's side has full head of hair
>21 and my hairline is receding
I can't fucking win lads.

>>79547803
>>79552567
Damn fucking right

>>79552649
>tfw 25 yrs old and balding
W-we can still be man of steel r-right? ;_;

>>79552649
My dad is well past the age of hair loss and has a full head, not even a hint of a receded hairline. Meanwhile my brother and I are thinning fast. I'm throwing nearly everything on my scalp to stop it. Think I'm gonna finally try the fin. I can't be bald damnit!

>>79552768
Balding is my biggest fear. I'm already autistic and overweight, so losing my beautiful hair would be the last nail in the coffin

>>79552860
If you're autistic and overweight your hair is making you uglier. Good hair's a multiplier, not a positive.

>>79552846
Make sure it's not because of hair fungus,I swear its real.

I prefer American Pickers.

>>79545798
Someone post the Battletoads picture

Aussie Pawn Stars is shit. Still better than Hardcore Pawn though.

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>>79545833
>I have the original Starry Night Van Gogh painting
>let me call my guy
>Yeah this is definitely an authentic Van Gogh painting, I've seen them go anywhere from 10-15 million dollars. Rare find.
>so what are you lookin to get for it?
>How about 10 million?
>Oh...well the thing is I don't know how long this original Van Gogh painting will sit in the shop...I'll give you 100 dollars
>Can you do 9 million?
>I can do 40 dollars and 10 dollars store credit
>Alright that seems fair
>So I just sold my authentic Van Gogh painting I could have sold to a museum or art collector for millions to this pawn shop for a few bucks and couldn't be happier!
>Rick sells it the next day for several hundred million