how the fuck did this get good reviews?

>>79541978

Because Ironman got good reviews

mediocre film at best, but worth the torrent

>>79541978
it was an ok moviel would have been better minus the quips

ROTTEN TOMATOES I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN

>>79541978
paid shills

it was a waste of time

I want my money back

>>79541990
Ironman is probably the best MCU flick

>>79541990
ironman was the first good superhero movie. despite its many shortcomings, it modernized a character no one cared about and made it into a massive franchise.

this one is just a mess all around

Rotten tomatoes is shit

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>>79541978
See pic related.

>>79542430
jesus christ how horrifying.

>>79542604
>>79542430
that they laughed at the wong joke, of course.

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>>79541978
>>79542430
this shit right here. I think producers and cumberbitch himself didn't get how dr. strange works in the comics, the dude is super charismatic and reliable, dr. strange in the movie was his arrogant self the whole way through, a dude con can hardly empathize with. the movie had a good premise, i mean, fucking fights in psychodelic inception like scenarios sound amazing for a capeshit movie, but no, characters, acting, script and overall story of this movie just fucks it up

can i get an (amen)?

>>79542629
mister doctor was the only good joke

>>79542430
I was over at my sister's place and her husband decided to throw this movie on

they both laughed at that part, especially when he said beyonce

where did we all go wrong

>>79542697
this is probably why the world is being taken over by the dark dimension of shitty movies.

>>79542757
>Marvelmammu

>>79542640
his character sucked for sure, but the cgi bits were erratic and over the top. my eyes didn't know where to go 2/3 the time i was watching because it was so random.

honestly i don't get how people can slam a run of the mill action movie for abusing jump cuts, shitty editing,and poor choreography when marvel does the same thing with 200x the budget and resources.

>watching this
>he's in the emergency room when tilda swanson gets hurt and picks up a scalpel

what the fuck? did he not lose his license?? how is this even happening?

>>79542895
wait did i miss some time travel fuckery? please tell me the writing is not this bad.

they can easily revive the dyke bald wizard with the time stone

>>79542895
watch literally one second more.
faggot

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>you're progressing quickly with your sorcery skills
>you need a safe space to practice your spells
>safe space

>>79541978
>how the fuck did this get good reviews?
because it's SJW garbage

This movie made me sympathize with SJWS. I'm from Nepal and wtf not a single brown sorcerer? Is this shit a fucking joke. And then they black wash the second most important sorcerer? Wtf /tv/. If any movie tried to brown or Asian wash European or early American history I'd help you niggas out with boycotting that shit.

What's wrong with the CGi in Marvel films? It is hard for me to explain but it seems flat and weightless.

>>79543715
muh true blacks
muh blur

>>79543407
>If any movie tried to brown or Asian wash European or early American history I'd help you niggas out with boycotting that shit.
don't that sounds cool

>>79543715
the movements are pretty horrible. i think it's because they have no base layer of real people to work off of like every single other movie.

>>79543407
nobody cares about your pussy chinacuck people motherfucker, go suck the lama's dick

>>79542430

As a finnish...

This is true. Sweden takes all in and Finland is following?

Sheet. It's going to end soon

>>79541978
Same reason the garbage Netflix shows get good reviews. Marvel is untouchable now.

>>79542697
you sister is a shit, show us her ass

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY SHITTY ASS SUPERHERO MOVIE HAVE QUIPS IN IT? WHY DO THEY INSIST ON HAVING COMIC RELIEF IMMEDIATELY AFTER SHIT HAPPENS? WHO FINDS THIS SHIT FUNNY? GOD DAMMIT

>>79541978
Capekino m8

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>>79541978
because marvel

>>79543288
You were triggered by the use of the term 'safe space'.

Snowflakeception.

The magic seemed pretty boring and confined. Dr. Strange in the comics can do practically anything, meanwhile MCU gave him a hotbar with only four slots

>>79545743
kids and teens are their main audience you stupid fuckin faggot

It's an objectively excellent film, and my #2 film of the year for 2016.

>>79543407
>black assistant take order from white boss all his life
>commits crime the first moment he's free
>first crime is stealing
what did they mean by this?

>>79541978
It was a good movie

DORMAMMU

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>>79546298

my top 2016 films so far

1. Batman v Superman Dawn of justice Director's Cut ™
2. Hacksaw Ridge
3. Zootopia
4. Neon Demon
5. Swiss Army Man
6. Train to Busan
7 .Doctor Strange

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>>79546298

>>79541978
I still find it hilarious that SS got over Strange minus China. So much for an Iron Man successor lol

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>>79546967
wat

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Anyone else think the movie would have been great if it was just Strange coping with his broken hands? No magic or other BS, just a broken man with broken hands. Heck, maybe you can use the going to Nepal and magic shit as a dream sequence and he wakes up, still broken, realizing he needs to face reality.

>>79541978
I have no idea. I love capeshit, but Strange was just plain shit.

Worst Marvel to date. Even TDW was better.

>>79547370
surely you laughed at the quips

>>79541978

I thought cw had the most forced quips until I watched this

>>79547321
that sounds like some gay indie film. it really didn't think they married the issue of his hands to the bits about cosmic power, though. it's just shit writing

It was so stupid how quickly Strange went from ''lol magic don't be real'' to ''oh btw I can control time effortlessly.'' Also Mads was tragically wasted.

I liked that he defeated the big bad through trickery rather than a generic, bloodless CG battle.

>>79541978
Tomatometer 90% does not mean the critics all gave it 9/10. It means 90% of critics gave it at least a thumbs up.

If you actually read the reviews instead of bitching about arbitrary numbers, you'd see that most of them say things like:


"Yeah it follows the marvel formula and doesn't offer anything new, but the visuals are refreshing and it's competently acted. 7/10 pretty good"


If 90% of critics say this same thing, that results in 90% on the tomatometer. This is the same as the result you would get if 90% of critics all said "10/10 best movie ever"
It's fucking moronic that I have to remind you assholes of this every time someone bitches about 'the critics'

>>79548404
It's even weirder when he went from a complete douchebag to a nice guy all a sudden. At least make him gradually transform like Tony Stark did in his 3 films.

>>79548889
i don't get why they didn't play up the fame angle. famous guy loses everything that made him whole - not that hard.

seriously this movie was so badly written, how is it hard for a company with illuminti tier influence to find a good writer for their movies.

>>79542697
WHAT? Are you saying that was legitimately in the movie? I was internally debating over whether or not that was a ruse but I guess suicide is my only option now

>>79548404
>I liked that he defeated the big bad through trickery rather than a generic, bloodless CG battle.
They made it look too easy though. He should have been trapped in the loop for at least thousands of years in order to beliavably beat that godlike thing. That should leave him deeply psychologically scarred but afterwards he seems to be just fine.

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You aren't important and your opinion doesn't matter.

>>79548639

Nobody cares about your dumb wasted life fag go outside and do something valuable

>>79549519
it was and it's worse than he described it, because they make that joke again later

>wasted Mads
>wasted Lee Pace
>wasted Sam Rockwell
>wasted Robert Redford
>wasted Bruhl
>I can't even remember more villains

Why?

It wasn't THAT bad... CGI-Mess Dormammu made me rage though

that guy who says that /tv/ shittalks movies when their dvdscr drops was not kidding

its alwayys brokefag plebs who shit up /tv/

>>79542697
slaughter is the only option

>>79542697
>at theater with my gf and some bros
>no one laughs
>people looking their phones
>my bros and gf not even smiling, barely paying attention to the flick
>I hated it because it was awful
>"OMG anon that was so funnaeh!"

Literally I don't understand

>>79550768
>seeing this in the theatre

i feel bad for you. my only consolation is i didn't pay money for it