How do you defeat him?

>>79528975
>praise his bravery and honour
>explain how I am a knight
>offer him the opportunity to join my knights in the quest for the holy grail or other adventure.

remove limbs

By removing the head or destroying the brain

Again that's by removing the head or destroying the brain

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>>79529029
What if you leave the front door of the castle open?

>>79528975
make him fight a stick

>>79528975
I outreddit him

unrequited love

>Dr. Arthur, I'm HRE

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>>79528975
Tell him there's a job opening at Waitrose.

>>79528975

>he moves for no man
he needs a girl m8te

>>79528975

https://youtu.be/I52NlHiTfyw?t=421

>>79528975
>"None shall pass"
>Explain that I initially left from where he was defending and was just on my way back, so in order to keep his reputation intact he should be confining me to the area beyond him

>"I move for no man"
>Walk around him

You mean *blocks your path*?

>>79529833
>those clothes
Yeah theres a reason why none of those cunts have jobs

>>79529833
Who the fuck goes to the jobcenter wearing a suit

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>>79529008
>...

>>79528975
rubbish film

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Simple.

>>79528975
>the BLACKED knight
https://youtu.be/sUSkVSlYftU

Call him reddit.

>>79530259
People with a bit of gumption.

>>79529833
What are these cucks protesting?

>>79530299
You make me sad.

>>79531299
JESUS CHRIST

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>>79528975
>meme off bro, you and me

>>79529008
Man i laughed out loud, well played.

>>79530009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCvgiQGh1o

>>79528975
Flesh Wounds