Is he /ourguy/?

not with that shnoz.

don't reply to me telling me he's not jewish, i'll just block you

>>79528352
He's not jewish

>>79528374

OP please don't block this poster

>>79528352
He's Lebanese.

>>79528352
I thought the same thing but he's not one of (((them)))

Go ahead and block me

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>>79528297
>I'll become Prime Minister of Canada but I'm going to need a $0.50 royalty on every Kinder Surprise sold and, just to make things interesting for me, 75% of the country's maple syrup operations
>You have 10 seconds to decide before I crush you like the cockroaches you are

>>79528600
Fucking kek


I really hope he wins

Also checked

Charles?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Post pasta

>>79528990
Bumping for interest.

>>79528990
the one with the wine stains in the rug is the best

>he's not a /robert/ fan

Someone post the pasta

>>79529098
Robert is too pure to be much of a character. He just likes doggos.

>>79528297
all youres amerikuka
love canada

>>79529158
That's the best character trait possible

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I prefer Cubes desu senpai

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There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh.

>>79529273
DUDE TAKE MY DEAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT LMAO

>>79529377
Jej

>>79529273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trR7EGWBQgg

CUBES?!

yes he is

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Do you know that I own more than 75% of Nebraska's wheat production? I've purchased my first acres there when a father had to sell it to afford the large number of surgeries and meds his ill children needed, due to their school being so close to a local factory I happened to own. I payed to that desperate man in cash... sorry, let me rephrase: I payed to him in coins. 10c coins. Throwing them at his feet while seeing his saddened face having to contain his tears and pick them up. Then I burned his whole plantation right before his very eyes. What I'm trying to say is that your business is like that plantation. Of course I could give you the spare change you so badly need to keep your company afloat and make some decent money in return, but I would have more rejoice in watching you fail miserably and laugh about it. I'm out.

>>79529273
DUDE SPORTS LMAO

>>79530781

kevinpasta is how i would be if i were super wealthy

>>79531166
>kevinpasta is how i would be if i were super wealthy
How you should be tbhv

Canadian Trump

>>79531326

Untrue. Trump is actually wealthy.

>>79531373
>Trump is actually wealthy.

not really.

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In the western foothills of Vienna Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, a relative of Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of Hannibal the Carthagian Warlord crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would bring in endangered african elephants by helicopter to the snow capped lodge and throw them down the side of the alps. We watched at least a hundred elephant roll to their deaths. The 20 or so men, all refugees without a word of civilization in any of them, whom were restraining the elephants... also went down with the beasts, a mess of gore and tusk, the screams of the porters as they, tumbled, just terrible, dreadful. It was during a major military movement between the generals of the carthagian infantry, that the Owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure' demanded a bottle of the dryest scotch he could summon. A toothless indian child ran through the snow and collapsed at Monsieur's feet, his skeleton arms struggling to lift the bottle. Monsieur takes a swig and looks deep into the dark front of an approaching blizzard. He says nothing, then says "Increase the Elephants". We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left them all to freeze to death. And now this brings me to the elephant in our room right now. Do you want to be hannibal? Do you want to sac Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this, it's scotch. Please taste it. It's the dryest I could find. THHHHUPUPUP Seventy percent ownership and all of your wife's eggs for the next 10 years.

>>79531502
Shit pasta desu

Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.

Someone post the African cuck one

>>79531486
here's your (you)!!

My cousin went in shark tank and git iffered half a mil. 2 years later nesltle bought ygwm for 100 mil. It is whatever pemmicwn bqr is brwnded from Austin. They qll get made in lorado.

>>79531893
Dude what is wrong with your keyboard

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>>79531893

He's an opportunistic cunt who's trying to ride the Trump wave into public office, and considering Trudeau is mostly ineffectual and voters are stupid, he might actually do it.

>>79532175
Good

Make Canada great again

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>>79531893
you fucking what mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OATLacjOorY

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>I am willing to give you ten-thousand dollars in return for 51% of your company, that is my final offer.
>On second thought, I am willing to make a deal on that pesky 1%. You see, I traditionally give that 1% to my manservant, whom I simply call manservant, so he may send the proceeds back to his home village so they can purchase supplies to survive the flood seasons. That is the terms of our contract in return for his service for life. I will take 50% only if you can reject Robert's offer and make him cry in your next five syllables.

>... Gee Kevin, I don't think you needed to go that hard.
>My dear Barbara, some day you will learn that men are not remembered for putting the work for victory only to cast it away on childish principle. Great men make history by clamping around victory's throat and shaking until it stops. I earned that victory. Besides, I respect frugality...
>...I paid her for five, she did it in four.

>>79531893
>My cousin went in shark tank and got offered half a mil. 2 years later nestle bought them for 100 mil. It is whatever chocolate bar is branded from Austin. They all get made in Colorado.

I'm assuming

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>>79531719
best

No, a parasitic opportunist looking to pump and dump his next host.

>>79533114
You're a clever one anon, not to mention patient