>first 45 minutes is wasted on characters with no arc or personality, they're actor men and wimmenz.
>They land on the planet, look around, explore, discover, just like prometheus, just like Alien, just like Aliens.
>Next half hour features BRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM and sp00ky glimpses
>The Alien kills some minor characters you didn't care for and you'd knew would die because the female is the hero, just like in prometheus, just like in aliens and alien (actually in Alien it was a surprise Ripley turned out to be the hero) but now the hero is female because 'Alien the franchise" (marketing shills think it won't respond with the audience if it's different so they don't take risk, alien = female hero.
>Alien is less like an ant / bee and more like a sexual predator from the depths of your psycological book of terror as its tail crawls up someones asshole vagina (just like in Alien: Read lamberts death)
>Last 20 minutes or so the monster kills a bunch of people
>woman action man hero escapes
>the end
>sound of burgers clapping
>All the (payed) """"critics"""""will heart it
>Profits number around the 6 gorrillion
>forgotten within hours
>>79525229
Oh and it will get a 8.5 desu
>>79525264
On rotten tomatoes
>>79525229
when is this supposed to be set? That gun doesn't look sci-fi enough to me
>>79525229
how embarrassing
>>79525303
>>79525343
Because coming up with an original design costs money, creating space guns costs more money which means less profit so they use guns you buy at walmart.
just use your imagination and think of a pulse rifle when you watch the """""movie""""
>>79525424
re-use the alien 2 designs maybe just change them a bit so they look like an eariler version or something
>>79525424
Scifi guns are extremely easy to design because they don't actually need to make sense from a gunsmithing perspective. Hire the right team and you'll have a concept, cast and a miniature in under a day.
I'm not saying every movie needs unique guns but seriously? Sub machine guns on a spaceship? Not a riot gun with rubber bullets, or some kind of stungun?
It's fucking stupid, and it's terrible writing.
>>79525424
>>79525229
>>79525343
FAMAS?
>>79525974
give me a tip so i can do some succ
The Alien franchise died with Aliens. Mass market 80s quipfest that completely destroyed the presence and threat of the Alien. Alien3 was a mess, Resurrection also happened, Prometheus was an absolute pile of shit that introduced awful worldbuilding that never needed to exist, Covenant will be an empty neo-nostalgiafest.
>>79526054
Are you a future marine?
>>79526379
FuckYou