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Steven "Brazilian Rhino" Segal 2017-02-17 03:43:38 Post No. 79522724
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>17th century monk in his past life
>Was a CIA operative and did 'special favors' for the CIA
>is of Italian, Japanese and black descent
>single handedly scared of Yakuza
>one of the leading foremost experts on swords
>speaks 4 languages
>is believed by many to be the true last samurai isntead of that short gay man called Cruise
>was born clairvoyant and a healer
>kicked John Lguizamo's ass in a rehearsal
>trained Anderson Silva for UFC
Is there anything this man cant do?
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>Whilst on the production set, Steven Seagal claimed that due to his Aikido training, he was 'immune' to being choked unconscious. It has been alleged that at some point Gene LeBell (who was a stunt coordinator for the movie) heard about the claim, and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious. After refusing to comment for many years, LeBell confirmed the story in 2012 and said that after Seagal fell unconscious, he proceeded to defecate and urinate himself.
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How does he even get funding for his movies? Does he self-fund? Does Kadyrov or Putin fund them?
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His daughter is superior
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>scared of Yakuza
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>>79522837
>due to his Aikido training, he was 'immune' to being choked unconscious
Top fucking kek
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hiiiiya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOdA46M4ZpY
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>>79523239
Honestly the Russian mob launders money into his movies and the movies actually make money off DVD releases in Russia and China
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>>79522724
>single handedly scared of Yakuza
Sounds about right
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>>79522724
Trained Anderson Silva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jIlljXq2Y
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>>79522724
>single handedly scared of Yakuza
Now THAT I can believe.
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>>79522724
Is Seagal the only being who can take on the Bogdanoffs?
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>>79525197
probably, he could be the morpheus to the ghost bogoffsnaodfgoss
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>>79522724There are no rhinos in Brazil.
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>dancing with the lards
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>>79524073
Wtf he plays that sucka like a fool bitch
True master
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>>79526205
>he's doing his jiujutsu
Never thought I'd see him trying to brutally beat a woman, it's no laughing matter 2bth thank god she got away swiftly without aggravating him too much
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>>79524073
What's wrong with the video? Why are people hating it?
I mean I have no idea what they're doing, but they're clearly just messing about.
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