>two people with autism go on a date

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what does roonroon's hand smells like bros?

>>79522097
POO POO

>>79522097
MY DICK

>>79522072

its called a job interview

>>79522115
That only happens with the children

Where would autists go on a date? A model train museum?

I wonder how it feels like to be attractive...

>>79522226
I dated an autistic girl and we walked to a TGI Friday's on the far side of town because I thought it was a fancy restaurant and neither of us had cars

>>79522645
She was the autistic one?

>>79522645
tell us more

>>79522422
It's alright. All you gotta do to get laid is stay at a bar late enough and some rostie will eventually validate your existence with sex.

>>79522645
What was she like?

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>>79522097

>>79522097

That dick smell that comes about after a week or so of not showering and keeping toilet paper under the foreskin after masturbating to catch any post-cum.

The smell that takes 3 or 4 washing of the hands to remove.

That's what they smell like anon, hence what she is doing to him saying "RYAN RYAN WASH YOUR WILLIE!"

is it legal to fuck a chick with downs?

>>79522680
uh we were both autistic
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>>79522749
She saved her finger and toenail clippings in boxes.

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>>79522792
No one? Ok. I'll bite.

>She saved her finger and toenail clippings in boxes.

You need to give us the full greentext treatment.

>>79522072
B-but Gosling's married isn't he?

>flared pants making a comeback

pls no

>>79522915
>implying

>>79522645

How does one get an autistic girlfriend? I am an autist myself but wasn't diagnosed until I had left school so I never got to go to special school.

I watched http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3719452/ Autism in Love but they seemed quite normal.

>>79522792
go on...

>>79522782
Kurt Cobain tried raping a underage girl with down syndrome...

>>79523322
Courtney Love was not underaged

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>>79522915
he hates that man-jawed spic
>tfw you'll never take roon roon in a secret double date with gosling and stone and have to take a ride with them in gosling's 1973 Chevelle through LA at night listening to 80s pop music because both you and roon are too autistic to have a car and he drops you off at her apartment and you have awkward loving sex all night and he's a bro and calls you the next morning to ask how it went your first time

>>79522792
Is that all?

>>79523119
I short term dated a divorced autistic girl. She was 8 years my senior. Wonderful, wonderful person. But so damn eccentric, and her empathy came off so feigned. I remember when my cat died and she just kept repeating in a monotone voice "oh, it's so so sad". And you could tell she just did not feel it at all.

Anyway she reconciled with her husband, and we still talk as friends. And I secretly love her.

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>>79522792
Did she live a quiet life?

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>>79523484
DELETE THIS
man was never designed to feel these feels

>>79522072
>her shirt is half tucked in
Good god is she homeless?

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>>79523484

>>79522752
kek

>>79522072
>>79523484
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>79523484
>tfw manlet
>tfw never will experience this feel
yes I have no face

>>79523440
She probably just didn't know how to express herself well or didnt know the cat

>>79522097
chicken tendies

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>>79523484

>>79525350
roon roon is pretty small.

>>79525397

>Swallowing a mouse tail first

talk about being asp backwards

I would pay anything to have a brew with Gosling. Looks like a top tier lad to hang with.

>>79525472
fuck off Carlos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL0FYUpXuoo

song to song trailer here

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>>79523819
>>he doesnt think its cos goose already had his hand down her pants

>>79526409
This is what they were working on? The photo OP was years ago. This movie seems like degenerate shit.

>Director: Terrence Malick
yawn and degenerate I fucking knew it.

>>79526409
Beautiful.

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>>79523484
>tfw you will never be held by Ryan gosling
>tfw you will never ride his shoulders at a carnival while he tells you you're special
>tfw you will never hold his hand on a Ferris wheel at night
>tfw you will never wake up in his arms
>tfw Ryan will never take you over to refn's house for dinner
>tfw the goose will never impregnate you and have white blonde babies
I didn't ask for these feels. Why live

>>79522422
Doesn't matter if you have social autism.
Sure, life feels easier because you have confidence to fall back on. But confidence goes out the window once you talk.

>>79522072
if only she was doing that with her bare feet

>tfw no qt autistic gf to spend the rest of our autistic lives together
>following our autistic hearts
>pursuing our autistic interests
>chasing our autistic dreams

>>79522645
Literally this. Me and a girl saw GotG and then walked across the street to TGIFs we had a decent enough time

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>>79523519
stop it right now, young man

>>79525350
Tfw also manlet
Tfw on two occassions dated 5'9 girls who could hold me while I wrapped my legs about their waists and kiss them

do you think ryan gets pegged by eva?

>>79523119
Autistic girls, if reasonable-looking, have no interest in autistic men because they can just sit there while normal men do mating dances around them anyway, and they can get their fill of beefcake.

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>>79523484

>>79528226
fuck yeah
I hope he likes feet because otherwise it's one of the great wastes of the century. She's A-list footies.