hmm mootka mhm

>>79506845
talk to me of poison

>>79506868
ahhh hmmm mhhm be veeeeery uhmm care full now mhmm?

>wake up
>start humming the menacing music from the show
>don my secondhand trenchcoat and stovepipe hat
>get in the shower fully clothed
>bang on the walls, shouting out the menacing tune from the show
>mom knocks on the bathroom door asking me what's wrong
>be...very careful...now
>knock down door to bathroom on my way out
>mom is crushed beneath, her fingers sticking out
>*unsheathe neck knife*
>hmmm...betrayed me
>it's actually a plastic butter knife

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>>79506845

>loook mom i'm using memes! XD it's so funny! XD I'm so coool!

>>79507106
mhmmuskusumminbryce

>>79507224
my mom doesn't watch taboo otherwise I'd definitely call her in

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>>79507224
*stares intensely*

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>>79506845
grunt posting is the only reason I visit /tv/ anymore mhmm

>>79507699
*stares angrily at horse*
mhm
*nods respectively*

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So, am I the only one who was rooting for him to fuck his half-sister?

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>>79508054
No, but I don't really get it, she's ugly and annoying, why does he give so much as a fuck about her? wouldn't he rather fuck his hot stepmom?

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>>79508191

Taste is relative - I'm torn on this, but I find the half-sister more attractive, although the stepmom/actress is plain-fun. I said in a thread earlier that half-sis reminds me of Huma, that might be my problem.

mmhm

>>79508563
nootka treaty

>*walks ominously*
how do I get a deep voice like him guys? I wanna sound like the big guy

mhmmm ejaculate

>>79508629
smoke lots of cigars

>>79507224
*slices down both your legs*
Be very. Very careful. Now.

>>79508629
hmmm a lot

>>79506953
When does he say "be very careful now"? Is it more than once?

3 episodes in and I'm liking gruntkino.

>>79506845
Can I get a quick rundown on this meme?

>>79508880
episode 6

>>79509050
Tom Hardy's character says mmmm a lot on Taboo. It's not complicated.

>>79508880
Beginning of episode 6.

What are the toppest Delaney lines?
Be very careful now
Speak to me of poison
Powder
I'm looking for a particular document
Nootka

>>79509066
>>79509132
He says it in an earlier episode too, though I forget which.

>>79509050
grunt kino m8
watch it

>>79508633
mmhmm nutka

>>79509132
Good Day
Muh Father's possesions

>>79509185
this but it's worded a little differently

>>79509050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5X3gLwvrRI

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*speaks forebodingly in a gravely voice*

I actually love his voice tho

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>>79509504
*makes veiled comparisons between surgery and espionage*

>>79509132
Take that fucking dress off now
I want a ship
Company or crown doesn't matter what matters is my plan
*Mutters in African*

>>79509188
it's gruntposting

>>79509504
I don't want to be /pol/ but I'd like to make sure I'm not imagining things. Is Brace the only white male character that's at all moral? All the others are murderers (or conspirators to murder) or rapists or both or the Prince Regent, who's also awful.

Oh, apart from Godfrey I guess, but he's barely a character in the first place.

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>>79509553
*calls James a nigger*

>>79509664
I'm not sure if you should be looking for beacons of moral fortitude in a show called "Taboo".

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>>79509674

>>79509504
Brace is honestly my favourite character in the whole show

>>79509701
You're not wrong, of course. I just find it interesting.

>>79509664
>All the others are murderers (or conspirators to murder) or rapists or both

Welcome to the HBO age of television, where good people don't exist.

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hmmm powder mhmm

>>79509734
hmm blow mauritius ahh

>>79509734
This guy is quite literally a larger edgelord than Mmmhmm Delaney.

>>79509734

>tastes birdshit

>Mmhmhm quality produce

>>79509722
I think Brace is a great character but he's also there to add that dynamic. He's a foil that the moral side of the viewer can really relate to. He also works by giving Delaney a grounding in reality that he obviously needs.

>>79509836
mhhm horseshit not cowshit

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>>79508191
How dare you fucking steal my hard acquired meme images and then proceed to pleb post with it.

>>79509132
I'm surprised the quote about toxic seaman hasn't been memed to death by now.

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>>79510437
I saved your image and shall proceed to plebpost using it all weekend, faggot.

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>>79510519
Mmhmm that would imply it wasn't my plan all along, company man...

what was up with that giant black guy?

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hmmmmmm

>>79509504
David Hayman has a great Scottish voice, perfect for the likes of storytelling.

>>79510723
Ghosts m8

>>79509132
Pow duh
Take off that fuckin dress!!

I watch Taboo with my mother, and I pointed out the grunting meme, which she then became even more aware of in the latest episode.

Now we both walk around like Delaney and acknowledge each other's sentences with mhmm's.

It's fun.

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*"""acts"""*

>>79510723
Ghost/spirit seeking revenge for all the slaves Delaney condemned to death on the secret slave boat.

why did Winter abandon the raft when he was burning that guys boat?

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>>79510687
Mhhm, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EIC School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nootka, and I have cut over 300 thumbs, hmm. I am trained in voodoo and I’m the top magician in London. Company or crown, you are nothing to me but just another FUCKING AMERICAN. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Astral realm? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of workers across London and your spirit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hmm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I am inside your head, and I can cut out your heart in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my karambit. Not only am I extensively trained in African Rape Magick, but I have access to three coffins full of hmm gunpowder and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Nootka, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have been veeeeeery care-ful now. But you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw pidgeonshit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

*Angerly rides horse*

>>79511134

I read that in his voice

>>79511339
When are you gonna spirit rape her?

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>>79511353
Kid reminds me of Jack Wild as the Artful Dodger in Oliver!

>>79511389
Is this what he says if you aren't treading carefully?

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>>79511437
Already have

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>>79511469
Nah... Dodger had to much pep in step.
He's more like... Gavroche Thenardier from Les Mis.

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>>79511389
NOICE

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>30 seconds into grieving a dead spouse and she gives you this look

what do?

>>79512325
take that fucking dress off right now

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Was it kino?

>>79512683
Yes

Nootka mhmm

be veeeery careful now

is there nudity in the BBC version

>>79512683
Rule of thirds memelord, not golden ratio

anyone besides me spotted noomi rapace is playing his witchmom

>>79508191
I love that pale gothic look on women. So few girls can actually pull it off naturally. It's all about taste. I wouldn't breed with one, but we're not talking about ideal girls we're talking about things that we want to stick our dicks in m8

>>79509132
The powder guy is the one with all the dope ass lines.


>Are you married?
>Yes.
>Excellent.
>What does your husband look like?

>>79511389
nice try but this is more dialog than delaney has in the entire show

>>79513272
Isn't his name cholmendeley or something? I only know him as the sperm guy and he's been that way since he said he wanted to eat it or something like that.

>>79513409
>cholera
>delaney
>cholmendeley

Bravo Nolan

>>79513015
I don't remember any.

>>79513015
I think there is very briefly

I have a feeling he fucked his horse

>>79513015
Yeah we see the big guy's cock

>>79513792
He rides a white horse, so a biblical symbol of retribution and the bringer of death, etc.

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Yes, yes, that's all well and good, but what the FUCK do we do about DELANEY?!?!

Delaney loses three fingers in the finale.

>>79513993
Step up your FUCKING game

>>79513993
frame him for killing a half-breed and take Nootka, mhmm

mmhmmm winter was a ghost all along mmmhmmm

What an absolute meme collection of a telly show

>>79514060
wrong

>>79514066
The mosquito man has done it again

>>79509132
abloobloonignogbloh-wahaaa...

>>79506845

i knew meme cunts were going to ruin taboo threads.

well they were comfy while they lasted.

fags.

>>79509701
>>79509722

Also worth noting most of the characters are white and the setting is mostly white so it stands to reason every bad guy is going to be white.

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>>79509734

>Delaney I ever tell you about the time I left my dumpy wife and annoying infant to bang lonely women and practice meme science...powder...

>>79514935
he does say that african chant lol

>>79515154
*tips top hat*
mhmm good day sir

>>79514992
>comes to reddit 2.0
>thinks he wont be flooded with memes

>>79507224
mhmm nootka

>>79509050
somebody please post the bogdanoff taboo copy pasta.

>>79507106
Macsusumminricks

hmmm
*guts a man*
mhmmm
nootka
mmhhmm
*fucks sister*
be veeeery careful now
hmmm
I want a ship

[ominous cello music]

>>79508191
because it's edgy and game of thrones did it

>>79511389
Top kek but it needs more mhmmms

>>79509553
why did they put David Cross in this show? seems like a miscast

There were (hidden) ghosts in the first 2 episodes, were there any hidden things in episodes 3 through 6?

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>>79506845

https://youtu.be/a4VvRWTD3Ok

Mhmm NOOT NOOTKA!

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>DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM *kills underage mullato girl* DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>79518939
Nope. Episode 6 has Delaney in the background of the guy who looked after his kids house when he kills him for ratting.

As for episodes 3-5, nobody knows.

>>79519114
She wasn't underage then. Nobody was. This is the first century where the west has outlawed child sex and prostitution. Unless you're a Muslim having a sexual emergency, you're fucked.

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*peels egg with gloves on*

Mmm. Good day.

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Can someone give me quick rundown on James Delaney?

>people calling it gruntposting

Taboo is mumblecore. So this is mumbleposting.

>>79519230
Sorry I didn't save the meme pasta. It's full of mistakes anyway.

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>>79519214
*eats whole egg*

Mhmmm... nuutka!

>>79513015

Yeah, does the americuck version censor the fucks and cunts?

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Dont you dare to forget that whitey!
*Flies out on pyramide spaceship*

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Best girl

>>79519368
were there really black intellectuals in 19th century london? it really made me think

>>79509132
Crown or Company?
mmhm....
aha...
hmm..
Good day.

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>tfw no qt plain looking actress that gets herself into middle of the trouble gf

>>79519368

I love how out of context this cap is made out to be, really reveals how dogshit this board is.

So whats the next step in his master plan?

>>79519657

hmmm

>>79519624
Mhm.

Company or crown?
*drags you to the roadside before disemboweling you*

>>79519657
Finding out whether Winter is real or just in his head.

>>79520609
nootka

Taboo is Pure Kino
Everything big guy does will be memed to death

>>79519657
Mhmm nootka

>>79513045
thats not the rule of thirds kiddo

did you just take that lesson what are you a freshman in high school

>>79521278
I watched the bedtime story he did recently and he's got the same voice as Delaney.
Starting to think he's just himself in everything.

>>79518939
I've been looking but I haven't seen any yet, the only trouble is the scenes can be quite busy so it's hard to spot anything going on in the background while trying to follow the what's going on at the same time.

The ship apparition was blatantly obvious but I have to admit I missed the meeting room apparition till my 3rd run of the episode, and even then it was pretty obvious itself.

>>79521074
He's like Legion, having all those wacky personalities in his brain.

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>tfw my wife fucks A FUCKING NIGGER

>>79519232
It is mhmmposting pleb.

Has anyone been able to find if the walking music is available online? Or if you have twitter could you ask the series composer Max Richter if he can upload it for us?

>>79509050
>The East India Company bows to the Delaney's

>>79519657
Crashing Nootka Sound............ with no survivors!

>>79522814
What sound does a nootka make?

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>>79506845
He is a pussycat - sigh

mhmm

>>79521030
Doesn't matter, mhm, what matters is our plan ahm

>>79522533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw

*walks across London*
mhhmmm
*walks back across London*

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So he's basically this character again?

>>79523458
No, more like the Mad Max character

>>79507224
Mm...mhnm..Nootka....hhn

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*eats opulent dish*
*farts loudly*

>>79509132
not
>are you deaf?
best autistic line

>>79506845
>he actually says "I'M NECESSARY EVIL" in episode 2

hmm....

>>79519657
fucking the actress and getting stabbed by his sister or killing his sister

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>>79506845
You know. semen not ejaculated at the point of passion turns into poison and narrows the mind.

>>79524020
What did he mean by this?

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>>79523769
A little birdie's told me you think you're ready for the "special stuff"

>>79519653
feels like they put it in there just to trigger /pol/ if you ask me. I'm sure hardy came and had a look here at least once...

>>79523458
Delaney doesn't have a sense of humor.

>>79506845
>mootka
Who?

>>79507699
you just know.

Who would win in a fight, Delaney or Bane?

>>79508054
He just did in the last ep.

>>79511353
He'll be the one to kill Delany, right?

>>79524460
Bane. Delaney's wizardry involves rituals and he hasn't actually killed anyone with it, he cannot cast fireball and all he has is his mall ninja knife. Bane is a big guy with mountain ninja CQC training and he beat up Batman who similarly as powerful as him. I'm afraid Bane walks out of this one alive.

mmmmm
*walks angrily*
hhhhhmmmm
*wears tophat tilted slightly forward*
ahhh hmm hmmm
*rides horse angrily*
ahhh nootka hmmmmm
*mutters in african*
mmmmmhmmmmm
*puts powder on face*
mmmm powder hmmm
*unsheathes karambit*
aaah hmmm mmmmm
*bangs sister*
choose your next words...very...carefully
*bangs sister in her dreams via african magic*
mmmm nootka... ahhhh
*opens eyes wide and stares*
hnnnnnnn hmmm
*cuts out heart*
mmmmm tell the company hhhhnnnnnn aaahhh
*has vision of his mother in a river*
hhhmmmhhmmm the treaty hmmm
*doesn't wear pants*

>>79519377
I'd rub my dik on her jew face

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>>79510687

>>79512325
i thight that was alan cumming

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>>79519377
*looks shocked*

>>79525643
>instant torrent of incestuous dicking memories

>>79524918
This

>>79506845
Literally me

Where were you when you realized Brace was the best character and best lad?

>>79525865
*speaks ominously in a gravely voice*
hmm...

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mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm..ahh...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh....ahhh.....hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhm...ahhh...hmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm...ahh...mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm....mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh.........hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhmhmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm......mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm.....aahhhh..mmmhhhmm..ah.....mhhhhmmm..mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm..ahh...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh....ahhh.....hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhm...ahhh...hmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm...ahh...mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm....mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh.........hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhmhmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm......mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm.....aahhhh..mmmhhhmm..ah.....mhhhhmmm.....mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm..ahh...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh....ahhh.....hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhm...ahhh...hmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm...ahh...mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm...mhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm.....aahhhh..mmmhhhmm..ah.....mhhhhmmm.....ahhhh nootka

Is Pennykino finally saved?

I have no love for the theatre

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>It doesn't matter who I am what matters is Nookta Sound
>Nobody cared who I was until I inherited the land
>It would be extremely painful... for my sister
>Crashing the EIC... with no survivors!

>>79525865
Best? He poisoned Horace and is now poisoning James.

>>79525643

is she supposed to look like sarah silverman?

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>>79511389
The best version of this copypasta in existence.

>>79526879
>be
>very
>careful
>mhmm
>now

Bryce is pure

>>79526394
not gonna like that scene fucked with me a little. the camera angle and sound editing were spot on. when are we gonna get more info about his heart cutting out fetish?

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>>79506845
* knock knock*

Fuck off.

*Knock Knock*

Fuck off.

>>79519377
I'd ride that nose right into the gas chamber

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Why is so important who owns Nootka anyway?

>>79527215
Canada

>>79525362
>>79527189
She is Spic! SPIC!

>>79527215
it's on vancouver island (spoilers!) and determined who had the best ability to trade with asia

memes aside we can all agree this series is at best a 3/10 right?

i mean i love it for the length of the episode, but at the end i don't ever not find myself asking "why did i just waste another hour on this piece of shit".

>>79527611
mmmhh

>>79527611
be... VEEEEEEEEEEEERY.... careful now....

>>79527611
It's a good series if you're well read like I am.

>>79528511
What, in braille?

>>79509734
hello hello hello hello

>>79527611
So why did you waste another hour of your life on this piece of shit?You've had enough chances to get out.

>>79528620
Like I said, I enjoy it while I'm watching it.
It's just after it I feel what a waste of time it was.

You know, like going on /tv/.

Why are reviews for this show so terrible?

The fuck is their problem?

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>>79510687
If I take off the hat will you die?

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What did you mean by this?

>>79528751
No one enjoys kino like The Young Pope and no one digs pulp like Taboo, all anyone wants is pseudo-middlebrow capeshit.

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>>79528751
>Why are reviews for this show so terrible?

what are you talking about?

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Who here gets a sudden rush of patriotism when this smooth proto-CIA mother fucker is on screen?

>>79528959
It's not exactly terrible but RT gives it an average of 7/10

>>79529045
the 10/10 rating is garbage. everyone forgets 5 is average, making 7 pretty good.

>>79529041
A FUCKING AMERICAN

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>>79527152

the FUCKING americans

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>>79509734
*approves pigeon shit*

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>>79529355
CARLSBAD
A
R
L
S
B
A
D

>>79529041
we are an angry nation

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>>79529490
U wot m8?

Careful now.. mhm

>Be me
> Get job at Burger King
> Have long hair
> Put it in a tower shape and use spray so I can seem taller like Delaney
> Customer comes in and tries to buy a big Mac
*Blocks his path*
>Explain to him I'm aware of the secret talks he's been in with McDonalds this morning
> He looks confused and tries to get around my mop to get into the line
> Stop him, pull out my plastic karambit and aim at his thumb
> He yells out, I look on the ground for his thumb but don't see it
> He calls a manager
> Look at cashier intensely and let out a huge Mhmmmmmm
> We have been betrayed. I am leaving now, no excuses.
> Leave
> Come to work next day
> MALAY Manager begins yelling
>MHMMMMMMMMMMM I cry out
>Manager stops
> Get close to his face and say "Be...Very...Mhmmmmmm..Care..Hmmm...Ful now."
> He calls me a FUCKING AMERICAN and fires me
> Post my preprinted cholera signs I carry with me all over the outside of the restaurant
> Go home, take off my clothes and fall asleep in a pool of muddy bathwater

>>79529490
>countess

could've fooled me

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*gets rejected*

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>>79507071

>>79507224
be very careful now...

>>79511389
>I extensively trained in African Rape Magick
kek

>>79528779
Mmmh nutting mmmh

>>79507465
Stop looking at me. It's scaring me.

>>79529538
Why did they have to make Coop into a rapist? Or at least someone intending to be a rapist. He was a cool guy, though shady and of course underhanded, and a loyal servant to king and country. I mean I wouldn't've called him exactly notably good, but he wasn't a scumbag.

Why can't we have people that aren't awful any more? This cynicism meme has gone too far.

>>79529842
Hol up who did he rape?

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>You probably don't remember who you are , so let me remind you.
>You've been following me, haven't you?
>Now. Are you King or are you Company?
>Mhm?

>>79529884
When the actor lady was in jail, he was planning on doing it before the EIC came in and saved her. At least it seemed that way, he'd stripped her off and was getting all touchy feely, and was saying that her only defence was to give the Crown Nootka.

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le quirky chemistry man xD

>>79529951
I forgot about that, I guess that's not a huge step down for him. Threatening with rape in interrogation seems in character for him, I thought he was raping bitches in the street for fun.

>>79529570
> well, ejaculate then.

>>79506845
is this a mom-tier show right?

>>79530105
not in the slightest

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKCnSoAMI6

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>>79529490
> Do you intend to fuck him? There's a cholera breakout. You can get that by fucking.
> No, i don't. And no, there isn't. And no, you can't.

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>>79530138

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>>79530138

>>79530010
They didn't make him quite that bad but I dunno, he'd seemed like a fairly wholesome antagonist before that. Even earlier in the scene he'd implied it'd be other prisoners doing the actual raping, which isn't really much better morally but at least then it seems more like a tactic and less that he's actually a rapist himself, which seems to me to be more in character for him. Though they'd probably show him enjoying it voyeuristically or something instead because everyone has to be terrible

I mean, I'd've put big money on him going through with his threat if the Company hadn't intervened just when they did. Maybe it's just me expecting them to make everyone in this show detestable though, so I'm reading it in accordance with that, but I think this has definitely got a strong basis in fact.

>>79530138
Should've been "Ah, Mr. Fucking Delaney"

>>79530138
I laughed!

>>79527152
>It's about Delaney sir

FUCKING DELANEY

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>>79530138

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Mr Coop, I'm EIC.

>>79530190
Maybe you'll find a nice, wholesome villain next season. Maybe it'll be Aidan Gillen as Republican Seamus McPoyle who wants a cut of Nootka money in return for staffing the port.

>>79509734

IT WAS JUST GOOD BUSSINESS

>>79530711
Amusingly enough, the guy who played Governor Swann in those films is now the head of the EIC, and the head of the EIC is now, like Swann, the EIC's enemy. I doubt that they had that in mind when they cast them, but it's a funny thing.

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>>79530138
This is the kind of autism that makes me keep coming back to /tv/

>>79530012
>Is that gold?
>*bites coin*

>>79530105
Does you mom like big guys?

>>79529980
pretty frisky

>>79531085
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello

not hello

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>*tips hat*
>mhmmmm
>*starts vaping*

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>>79519368

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>>79531176

>>79531147
good boy

>>79530271
Kek

>>79531206
*stares intently*
*points finger*
*inhales super sugar cupcake swirl*
>be very care-
*exhales a sweet mouth fart in your face*
>-ful now

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>*travels in time*
>hmmmm
>*becomes a jew*
>mhmmm
>FUCKING GYPSYS

>>79531176
That's one of the most reasonable times to be vaping though. Not only might the set have rules about smoking, you're not making the expensive costumes smell like ash and you're not longer subjecting your costumer/make-up artist to second-hand smoke.

>>79531547
shut the fuck up

>>79531547
Why do all vapers think that just because they're not burning tobacco that it isn't in poor taste or downright rude to be doing it in an expensive costume or in someone's face?

>>79532312
I know right? Look how put out everyone else in the pic seems.

>>79532499
Like anyone's gonna make a face and cough in front of the a-list lead and producer

So why did he kill Winter? Did his mothers ghost make him do it?

>>79532312
I don't smoke in any capacity. That's why I'd prefer smokers to vape in these situations, because fuck the disgusting smell of cigarette smoke that engulf smokers. Vape "smoke" isn't anywhere near as bad.

It's not like actors who smoke regular cigarettes don't get to light up between takes just because they're a celebrity, even when the rest of the crew aren't allowed to smoke on set. Actors smoke between takes all the damn time(because of "muh stress") and so they're one of the good candidates to vape instead.

I am of course assuming that he's a smoker who's picked up vaping and not one of those retards who just picked up vaping out of the blue.

>>79532535
>coughing from second hand vape

If you don't like it you can say you don't like it, that's good enough reason. Making stuff up only makes you look dumb.

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*desk banging intensifies*

>>79527215
Do you even watch the fucking show?

>>79532694
oh shit there is a ghost in there

>>79530592
>Aidan Gillen
>Dr.Dumbarton, I'm IRA.

>>79529980
That chick he fucked when he was introduced and that hooker who blew the guard are the best girls on the show.

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>WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEIT

D R O P P E D

>>79518976
NOOTKA

Someone please explain this whole gunpowder plot thing to me, because I'm fucking confused. So they stole the funpowder for some reason, and then need to make it faster for another reason.

>>79534112
They stole saltpeter which used to make it

The yanks are blackmailing Delaney saying they want it faster or will give up his farm

Only way to make it faster is mixing it with chlorate

>>79534112
Wtf it explains in detail
But ok:

The American spy/surgeon found out about the stolen saltpeter from the EIC warehouse and where delaney was keeping it.
They have some sort of blockade going and need gunpowder, which they cant buy because the crown obviously wouldnt let them.
So they need it in a short amount of time, therefore he is blackmailing delaney to make some of the saltpeter into gunpowder and give it to him for that deadline. However as the usual process takes over a month and he needs it in about a week they have to use a more dangerous but faster method.

mhmmm....

mhmmm...

mmm..

Good day

>>79534112
They stole saltpeter, a key ingredient to making gunpowder, to make some powder fast, otherwise it would have taken them a year to make it.
Also since it's war, saltpeter and gunpowder are controlled substances and can only be bought with a proper license, which Mhmm didn't have.

What i don't quite understand is how they avoided prosecution.
They stole the saltpeter and then sold it to the crown so the EIC couldn't demand it back? And then they used the saltpeter they stole and sold to make gunpowder?

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>>79534038
>mfw I can no longer tell between the people merely pretending to be retarded and the ones who are genuinely triggered by a black abolitionist showing up in 1810's London and saying shit to rile other characters up

I'd like to just assume you're all pretending but it keeps coming up in nearly every Taboo thread and some of you seem to be genuinely upset.

Which incarnation do we like better, Muh Pelts or Mhhm?

>>79534287
The saltpetre had already been sold to the Crown when they stole it, Mhmm isn't selling it to anyone and only the FUCKING AMERICANS know he has it.

>>79534287
They didn't sell it to the crown

They just knew that by stealing it from the EIC the crown would punish the EIC instead of them

>>79530138
do mhmm next

>>79534340
Mhhmposting is more versatile and has much more going for it than three throwaway lines about pelts.

>>79534417
*tips top hat
*pulls out stolen blood diamond
Mhmm

BTW, i bet he feels pretty stupid now having blown up the assassins boat.

TIL the German prostitute calls herself Helga von Hinten, which literally, unironically and word for word means "Helga from behind", as in fucked from behind.

>>79534726
noice

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> mfw Mhmm constantly refuses to have this on his dick and goes for his crazy cunt of a sister instead

>>79534848
There's fucking Miss Bow as well, which is far superior to the german whore.

>>79534848
Quite right too

>>79534848
Gross. No.

>>79534848
She literally got blacked