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How come everyone else made it in hollywood except him?

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How come everyone else made it in hollywood except him?
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>>79502962
ugly
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Ginger
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>>79502962
He's a g*nger
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I'm not sure he still wants to act. Seems pretty happy just relaxing.
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>>79503363
This. After being Asian being a Ginger is the dead end in Hollywood.
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>>79502962
>How come everyone else made it in hollywood except him?

literally no one did it, topkek
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>>79502962
He wasn't interested. Stopped acting after Harry Potter, took his money, apparently he invested it in real estate and sometimes drives around an ice cream truck just for kicks.
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>>79503559
this, famalamadingdong
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He doesn't want to act, nor does he need to. He's rich, and invested his money wisely. Dude just wants to relax
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There is a forg limit, Finn has the right idea by having director aspirations
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>>79502962
he apparently doesn't care about acting as much as the other two. he didn't even do much acting as ron weasley lets be honest.
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>>79503665
He had a bigger role than whoremoany
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>>79503596
>>79503628

He's in that shitty snatch tv show
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>>79503702
>Rupert Grint: As Himself
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>>79503729
>Emma Watson: As a stuck-up gurlpowr bitch

Oh wait
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He wasn't a mark, took his money and went home, brother.
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He probably got turned off of acting after starring in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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If you were already stinking rich would you continue to work? Dude probably just wants to relax now and maybe raise a family.
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>>79502962
>Daniel Radcliffe's most iconic role post Harry Potter was a farting corpse
>Emma Watson has gone full SJW and goes on hiatuses from shit films
>Tom Felton, who was probably the best actor out of the younger cast has been in like a couple of roles.
>Literally nothing from everyone else
Rupert did ok considering
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>>79503824
I've missed you
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>>79502962
He can't really act
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>>79503824
This is starting to become the dullest copypasta in the history of copypasta
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Its gonna be so awkward when they revive harry potter in the next 5 years Daniel and Emma have made it and are getting great roles and then here comes the awkward ginger whos been doing nothing but smoking weed 420 and blazing it. Don't be surprised if they recast ron.
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he doesnt have a soul
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>>79503944
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>>79503824
I liked the books as a kid but the movies were fucking dull. I stopped watching after 4 took the good parts out of the books, and tried the new one but fell asleep 20 minutes in.
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>>79503975
>Daniel and Emma have made it and are getting great roles

Uhhhh what
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because he didn't want to bend over for numale ideals
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>>79502962
>Harry is trying to be normal when he isn't
>Hermione is doing multiple things
>Ron is hungry
Pottery
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Anyone have the picture of emma saying she'll never go so low as to make a perfume year after year, till one year she caves in and does it?
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>>79503363
>>79503365

reddit-tier meme
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>>79504049
You must not be from /tv/ or you're cancer. That film made $2.5 million in germany and italy where it was released. Indie berlin film festival wasn't an english production.
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>>79504134
>That film made $2.5 million

Wowzers!
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>>79504161
Wowiee. Are you an infant
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>>79503824

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy rhetoric, the pasta’s only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Harry Potter copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but it's board culture though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the anon merely changes the first sentence. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. /tv/'s mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Harry Potter copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Harry Potter on /tv/, then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Harry Potter" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.
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He has his Crackle Original Series coming up soon. They're gonna be the next Netflix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcUExvpzKVs
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>>79504161
Enemy made 3 million.
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>>79504123
t. g*nger
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>>79503729
lbr, all of the big 3 were perfectly cast and perfectly mirror irl their movie counterparts
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>>79504134
Thanks, 2016 star wars 7 tourist. Could I get a run down on how kino emma watson is too?
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Do you think hes stayed in contact with Daniel and Emma? Or was the awkward third wheel that lost contact while Dan and Emma stayed in touch and probably had a few one night stands.
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>>79503596
This. Imagine being a kid who loves the Harry Potter franchise. You're in your house playing video games when you hear the jingling tune of the ice cream truck approaching. You run into the other room and manage to get your mom to give you some money for ice cream. You race out the door as the ice cream truck slows to a stop in front of your neighbor's house with a small mass of kids crowding around the window. You join the queue and when it's your turn, Ron fucking Weasley asks you which ice cream you want. You tell him which one and go to hand him the money and he just says "Nah, keep it, mate. It's free. Enjoy!" as he hands you your ice cream.
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if anything he came out of Harry Potter the most normal.
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>>79504123

Meme? facts are meme now.
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>>79504477
yes

>watson
shrill feminist, will die surrounded by cats

>radcliffe
became alcoholic, stars in shitty films

>grint
independently wealthy, lives comfy low-stress life riding around in his ice cream van
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>>79504456
Then he asks if you want to see the inside of his truck
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>>79504543
>>radcliffe
>became alcoholic, stars in shitty films

At least hes having fun. Imperium was actually pretty good. There's a really good actor underneath that skin of his it just needs to be awoken. I think Imperium was the start of that. Same with Emma if he she stopped fucking around and actually tried shes pretty good.
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>>79504456
Yeah and wait until 10 years from now when he still can't let go of his only source of fame and is some balding trollike aging british hag handing out free ice cream to your kids.
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>>79504597
>became alcoholic, stars in shitty films
I like her filmography a lot more than his desu
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>>79504300
i just watched this film. interesting story but i cant help but feel like the film would have been much better if you removed emma watson and her character entirely. then i go over to wikipedia and find out thats exactly how the real story went
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>>79504049
>tfw to smart too make a good movie
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>>79502962
Did he even try?

Pretty sure he's just living off that Harry Potter dosh.
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Is this kino?
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>>79503708
Fuck you for reminding me that exists.
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>>79504822

Yup and hes probably waiting for the Harry Potter revival to top up his bank account. All 3 of them are a sell out. Radcliffe keeps saying hes ot sure he wants to play Harry again. Stop beating around bush m8 you know your gonna do it. Just like Harrison ford eventually came back to star wars.
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>>79504822
he seems pretty chill over the whole thing, acts in a few things here and there but overall just does what he wants with the HP money
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The redpill is they are all chill. Dan is a manlet. Rupert is also a manlet.
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>>79503513
>bdh
>hendricks
>amy adams
>sophie turner
>frogfu
>isla fisher
>pre-train wreck lohan

fuck you on about nigga
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>>79502962
he didnt want it. You know whenever we have a thread about X celebrity birching about their life and somebody says "why dont they just fuck off and live off of their money forever then?"
thats what he did
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>>79504975
it's not hendricks's real hair color
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>>79503944
i kek'd
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>You will never be as smug as Ron
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>>79504975
>all female
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>>79505001
do you think he posts here
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>>79504833
>ron perlman

yes
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>>79504975
Those are all talentless ugly memes
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>>79503596
99.99% of us will never know his happiness. Guaran-fuckin-tee you he's happier than try-hard Emma.
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>>79505395
You sound pretty try hard m8 and rupes would probably tell you to ease up they were actually friends. Rupert and Dan didn't get along. Anyways she paints has posed, likes photography, likes fashion and writes among other things sound like she's having fun.
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>>79502962

Not Hollywood, but instead actually good.
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>>79502962
Didn't want it. He plays roles he likes and says "fuck it, I'm rich" to the rest of it.
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>>79505590

Watched it a few weeks ago. Absolute kino.
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>>79502962
This ginger has probably made more off the ludicrous London real estate market than he ever would have made acting.
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>>79504347
how did guy ritchie let this happen
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>>79503824
literally the only reason I still come to HP threads
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>>79505590
>plane movie

lmao
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>>79507256

Because reading the same stale pasta over and over is so fun?
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>>79507281
yes
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>>79507195
he's busy getting everything ready for the live action aladdin flick hes making for disney
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6139732/
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>>79504975

Hot redheads vs. awkward looking ginger dude.
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>>79504327
topkek.jpg
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>>79503824
there it is
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>>79503386
This desu. The dude bought an Ice Cream truck and gives out free ice cream on hot days then chills the rest of the time.
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>>79504975
He means for men.
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>>79503559
there's a point to be had here
Emma whatserface got roles
Radcliffe got roles
what'serface that played McGonagall was already known well enough
Alan Rickman was already a star
a few others were known well enough, like that guys from Simon Pegg's movies and I think the guy that played Slughorn
nobody else got much of anything out of it, Ron's not alone except by the most conspicuous nothing in the whole bunch
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>>79504327

Hahahaha fucking great kek
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>>79508380

most guys like this just flame out

a few smolder for two decades, then decide to discover cold fusion
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>>79504327
tyvm
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>>79504347
that actually looks kinda nifty
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>>79502962
he's a gross looking ginger
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>>79505395
Well Watson is a gay feminist, so betting she's not happy is like seeing a fish and betting it lives in water.
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>>79502962
>everyone else made it in hollywood
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>>79504347
Crackle will never compete with Netflix as long as they are dependent on the cancerous advertising industry for revenue
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He is a very bad goy after being in Into the White
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