Heineken® tastes perfect every single time

Not true.

Also vomiting Heineken is the absolute worst

Heineken taste like weed

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT

Have you guys noticed that Heineken seems to be trying to market itself more to latinos than anyone else? I see so many ads for them on univision, fox deportes, they do commercials with Del Toro, Mourinho, commercials for the Champions League....it's a bit odd for a company based in the Netherlands.

>>79502986
Maybe it's because people in the Netherlands have better beers to drink than Heineken

DUDE ANTONIO BANDERAS LMAO

>>79502847
PABST
BLUE
RIBBON

>>79502986
What >>79503110 said and also it's among the cheap brands along with the likes of Corona and Fischer isn't it.

>>79502629
>At the beginning the script had the tourists confuse Benicio with Brad Pitt, but after negotiations and lawsuit threats a new version was reshot where Benicio would be confused with Antonio Baderas instead

>>79503131
unironically loved this commercial

>>79503209
>Corona
>Cheap
I don't know where you live, but where I'm from you have sell your firstborn for a fucking sixpack Corona

>>79503110
we really do

heineken is pleb tier beer imo

>>79502629
>HEINEKEN?!?
>FUCK THAT SHIT!
>PABST BLUE RIBBON!

>>79503246
Pretty much every imported beer in America is marketted and priced like it's fancy stuff but pretty much all of them are Budweiser tier. Stella Artois is pisswater in belgium but in America they drink out of fant glasses like its haughty cuisine

>>79503317
But there are plenty of imported quality beers here, it's just that yuros have to endlessly be assmad and condescending for no reason at all about everything involving us.

Just look at on of the bigger importers, such as duVin, and you'll see lots of nice stuff they sell that's considered quality in Europe.

>>79503957
It's a running gag in most Western countries that American beer is shit
The bitter irony is that the Anglo's (including Aussies and Kiwi's) can't fucking brew a good beer either
Like that Monthy Python sketch about American beer and making love in a canoe
They shouldn't act like theirs is any better, because fuck man, theirs is flat from the tap and tastes like water as well
Heineken is pure shit too, though