Saw this piece of pure KINO AMA

>>79500656
How bad is it?
The trailer looks like a total dud.
But keeps reminding us its the director of the ring so...

>>79501000
Its good, the whole cinematography was pure bliss, the horror scenes are really unsettling so much that is pretty much triggering critics, something like Neon Demon.

Just give us a rundown of the plot.

What's up with it? What happens?

Any naked chicks in it.

>>79501698
you mean, like, a quick rundown?

why does Mia Goth make my pee pee hard?

>>79501760
more like a speedy summary

>>79501698
>>79501760
Here's a quick rundown.

>>79501824
>>79501811
>>79501760
>>79501698
>>79501000
shut the fuck up

>>79500656
A CURE FOR WHITENESS

>>79500656
Did the theater have crab legs?

>>79501698
Dane character is sent t o this weird castle to pick up his boss, the place is run by Jason Issac character who pretty much kidnaps him into the wellness center.
Creepy shit happens and in the end we find out that the bad guy is an Eel-man who is over a 200yo, same with his daughter who he wants to mate, the cure works by using some weird eel water, they make the old guys drink the water but it drain them until they become liquid, then they drink the magical water that has magical properties so they can live longer

From the looks of it, seems critics are mad because it doesn't have a single jump scare