>Childhood faps

IMAGINE
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Oh boy.
>imagine

grin and bear it

>>79496234
God I love blonde women, shame they don't like blacks guys like me.

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>>79496202

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>79496202

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>>79496202
D R O P P E D
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>>79496473
>father

>>79496234
TIME IS A BITCH

Still would fuck modern day Jessica Lange. Which is pretty damn impressive. Aged like a cheese, a good cheese that is but still it should have been had long ago.

>>79496371

Good lad

Does anyone remember that one website break.com? They had a celeb nude section that was the first time u ever knew celebs got naked. Used to fap to the Tara Reid scene so much

>>79496755
>U

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That lesbo scene in Black Swan.
I don't have an image on hand, sorry.
I hope someone has a webm of it and can post it.

bump
also next dubs decide what I fap to tonight

>>79496371
There it is

>>79497632
Furry porn.

>>79497676
thank fuck
bestiality is a sin

>>79497663
sauce

>>79496234
ohhhh, yes! That blink-and-you'll-miss-it topless moment...

>>79497632
bestiality

>>79497920
Diane Lane in Unfaithful

>>79497847
76 76 counts as dubs, enjoy your depravity you disgusting child molesting fuck

>>79497632
child porn

>>79496371
thank you

>>79498111
which movie? i forgot

>>79496630
A jew is a jew is a jew

>>79497497
that was just a few years ago and that's your childhood faps? get out underage faggot

Trash from Return of the Living Dead

>>79496746
>childhood
How fucking old is this show? How old are you?

>>79498287
2010

>>79498321
>being a child in 2010

faggot

>>79498399
More of a man-child.

>>79498223
American Pie

>>79498223
Canadian Cake

>>79498249

Yess!!!

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>>79498456
>>79498457

>that feel when you were too dumb to fap when you were young

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Muh first waifu

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Seeing her in Susie Q on the Disney channel was the moment my sexuality came online.

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>>79496202
>R.I.P. Mia Amber Davis

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>>79497632
CP

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>>79498699
Zuh-oh!!

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>>79496202
Still fap worthy

the girl from termination 3.

>>79498699
>>79497632
Enjoy your ride in the party van

>>79496371
lmao it really is le doggy dog world out there

I fapped to anything as a kid. Literally anything.
Sometimes not even remotely sexual.

40 Year Old Virgin.
> When they trap in the room with the porn playing in the background
> When he's picturing that busty woman from the porn he was watching

Scary Movie 2
> Essentially anything involving that redhead

American Pie
> Too many parts to mention

Call me a sicko, but I used to just tape any TV show what so ever with some kind of attractive woman on. Then replay the tap and hit pause at parts when they blink and are in the middle of talking to make it look like their "O" face.

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>>79498699
hahahaha!!!

>>79498533
same, fugg

>>79498844
Snuff I can handle, CP, bestiality, anthro expansion anal vore whatever, but this is some sick shit
I bet mothers cross the street to avoid you, fucking scum of the Earth

>>79498457
I dunno if it's the lack of sleep or what but this made me laugh way more than it should have.

>>79496289
Move to Sweden.
Or make a ton of money.

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I guess it's sort of /tv/ related, but do any Britfags remember Babestation? I'd stay up all night yanking it to that.

I found out recently that it's still on which amuses me.

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>search "Porn" on Yahoo images
>Family uses google

It was airtight until I realised what history is. Also I didn't realise there were porn videos when I was 9, somehow.

>>79498972
It's still on now. But yeah, by that point though I already moved on to regular online porn. But I did enjoy TVX previews.

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>>79498699

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>>79498992
Coming off what Anon said, what simple as fuck terms did you guys search for when discovering internet porn.

>>79498972
I'll sometimes put that on when I get in drunk on a weekend

It's tits innit?

I want the days back before I started watching porn.

Hell I used to think women in thongs was the hottest thing. Instant boners.

I remember stumbling on a sex scene in a movie, or watching those late night soft core porno's they played and having a great time.

Now it takes me forever to find some decent porn vids to fap to.

>>79499073
"boobs"
"naked ladies"

jaime pressly in that weird jerry springer movie

>>79499073
"mom fucks son" "brother fucks sister"
I was really into incest for some reason.
I still am

>>79499126
> sex.com
> boobs.com
> "Giant boobs"
Hehe.

>>79498992
>get PSP when they first come out around 11/12
>fiddle with a couple of games, realise handhelds are a dogshit gimmick
>there's an internet tab on the XMB
>it's a legit browser, slow but it works and it's 100% secure, no getting caught trying to close tabs or history on the family computer, just pretend you're playing a game or worst case scenario slip it under the blankets face down
My first fap was with that thing in one hand, I deleted all my saves to fill that little SD card with countless fucking bookmarks
To this day I breathe a little quicker holding my phone sideways, no joke

>>79499073
sex
I was a naughty little devil.

>>79499167
Mate, just go to PornHub's top viewed videos, people love that shit.

For the longest time I didn't even wank when I watched porn (well not porn, more like erotica at most). I just sort of watched it and just enjoyed having a boner, I guess. Anyone else do this or is it just me? When I did it for the first time I really panicked when I came and didn't know what to do and got scared because my cock stayed up for like 3 minutes after before going down which I thought wasn't normal at the time.

Elisha Cuthbert. Maxim 2002

My first faps were naked cartoon women I drew myself. Once I learned how to draw boobs I had my own porn.

>>79498972
if you ever want a laugh go visit their forums
the fucking sad cunts who tune in every night take this shit so seriously make you feel better about your own pathetic little life

>>79499264
Have no memory of first wank, just something that started happening. I remember being like 11-12 and jacking it at least... 11 or 12 times to a music channels "Top 20 sexist music videos".

>>79499215
But the thing that bugs me is that only sexually deprived indians, arabs and gooks like incest. And I'm white

>>79498992
>type "boob"
>too young to realize what history is and how to delete
>freak out
>what a sec
>type "boo"
>"boooo"
>"boooooooooo"
>"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
>"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

>turn 10 later on and realize I can just type "banana"

>>79499264
I remember the first time I came I was jacking with my Dad asleep in the other room. I went over to see if he was still asleep and that is the moment it happened.

Also had two family members die as I was wanking.

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>>79499073
"girl"
Got a pic of some Asian woman's tits, was satisfied.

That initial search was inspired by me getting a boner while reading the descriptions of pay per view porn in the tv channel guide.

Then I discovered pornhub and it was all downhill from there, I now frequent /d/.

>>79496234
Those

Fucking

THIGHS

>>79499073
'Sabrina the Teenage Witch naked and stuff'

>tfw I didn't realise fake nudes were a thing and assumed every actress did softcore porn

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God, I wanted to fuck her. I didn't even know what fucking meant, but I wanted it.

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>>79499383
>tfw I still watch this

>>79499342
>manage to convince my sister "teen porn" only shows in the drop down because it is the worlds most popular search

I told her a few years later I just wanted to jack to teens

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>>79497632
>>79498699

*record scratch* Yep, that's me. Bet you're wondering how I got into this situation. Well, it all started when...

>>79499307
Almost like the sad cunts who spend nights here on 4chan taking this shit seriously

>>79499073
I used to browse the H-comic section of J-List and when I was done I would force shutdown the computer so the history didn't save.

>>79496202
Imagine being ma big white dick into that hairy mature ass and then suddently
braaaaaaaaaapfffftt
absolutely sickening

>>79496202
>childhood traps

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fuck off, I was 4, I didn't know better...

Do you guys ever suddenly remmber those gay experiences you had with mates as kids?

I was cleaning the other day and flashed back to giving my friend a handjob that I had forgotten about.

>>79499406
Your sister must have lived in a really fucked up perception of the world

Must have stuck to her if she's openly talking about porn habits with her sibling lol

>>79499464
don't feel bad, she was hot for the early 90s

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>>79499466
Erm... no Anon, I don't think I have.

>>79499466
>give my friend a handy
>he tells everyone the day after
>damage control by saying he's just telling what he saw in a porno

fucking faggot

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>>79499466
Yeah dude sure
Totally

>>79496371
Pretending to find this funny is just sad at this point.

>>79496289
boy do I have a website for you

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>>79499406
>tfw you used to steal your older brother's laptop to watch porn and one day you went to use google and all his search history suggestions are for bestiality porn

>>79499466
I've had an actual circlejerk in the 6th grade. No peepees were touched, but everyone came besides me because I couldn't get hard looking at their dicks. And I was made fun of because of that.

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<< I'm old.

>>79499482
It's all my family talk about. Sex, clunge, spunk etc. Horrible stuff.

>>79499073
"Boobs"
"Lesbian Threesome"
"Megan Fox naked"

>>79498302
I was 14 when I jacked off to it. Show ran from 2003-2007

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Not /tv/ but oh well.

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>>79498699

>>79499466
yes
I'm not sharing

>>79499600
I should add that the point wasn't to get a boner while looking at their dicks. The point was to prove that you are a) a healthy male and b) straight
I failed horribly and I was ridiculed for the whole semester, until everybody forgot about it :(

>>79499112
Stop masturbating for a while, itll come back

>>79499595
>leave laptop in the living room for the night
>wake up
>full of WMBF interracial
>"DAAAAAD!"

>>79499792
Doesn't work, just makes me want to fap to sicker shit after a while in order to bust a huge nut

>>79496473
TONY CURTIS IS A JEW?????

>>79499264
I had a weird thing where I couldn't figure out how to cum until I was 16.

I know, it sounds retarded. I already watched porn for awhile before that, but I just kinda rubbed on my dick until I got bored. To be fair, I usually didn't give myself enough time, as I only watched it for like 10 or 20 minutes at a time before I switched to some dumb meme video. I eventually started getting confused about when how I was supposed to cum. I mean, yeah, rubbing my boner feels good, but how do I know when something else was supposed to happen? There was a short bit of paranoia where I thought I might be physically unable to cum, but then I remembered that I had wet dreams sometimes, so I just hadn't done it consciously yet.

It ended one summer when I spent 40 minutes fapping instead of the usual 10-20. I was ecstatic that I'd figured out how to do it, and then angry at how retarded it was that my only problem was not giving myself enough time.

>>79499893
Go longer. Stop using the internet for a while.

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>>79499466

>Be 14
>At friends house
>"Hey dude check this out"
>He pulls out shoe box full of old vhs porn he got from his dad
>"Let's watch some"
>"Lol ok"
>He puts in some cheesy 80's tier pornography with hairy pussy and all
>More uncomfortable than anything
>He gets out lotion
>starts jerking off under a blanket but I thought he was faking as a joke
>I have a blanket too he hands me the lotion
>get some on hands rub my hands together under neath the blanket
>a few minutes later he grabs my blanket and yanks it off
>my pants are still on
>"Lol what's wrong, do you have a tiny penis?"
>"No. I got to use the bathroom."
>Go to the bathroom and just sit in there staring at myself in the mirror for a good 30 minutes
>come back to his room and the porn is turned off and he is pretending to be asleep

I stopped hanging out with him shortly after that. Pretty much solidified my sexuality. Straight as an arrow...

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>>79499808
>tfw I once saw what appeared to be a cp video on my dad's downloads folder (I didn't look at it too much and deleted it)

he's pretty dumb with internet stuff so I think it might have been accidental or some shit (and it never happened again). also could have been just petite.

>>79499342
this

>>79499073
"Boob suck"
"Sucking boobs"
"Nipple lick"
"Blonde boob suck"
I was a pretty creative kid

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>>79496202

>>79499581
I prefer it when it's Steve

>>79499466
lol no

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>>79499985

>>79496371
Is this kinopasta?

>>79498229
Her nude scene in Killing Me Softly is top 10 all time, literally perfect tits.

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>>79496202
I think I broke our vcr as a kid rewinding the scene where she tries to rape Michael douglas in disclosure

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Found pictures of this lady being all sexy after googling that Punisher movie back in the day.

>>79499967
>visiting brother
>everyone's asleep, search for porn on his PC
>his wife's naked pics
>"BROOOOOOOOO!"

>>79496234
Caitlyn Jenner is hot!!!!

>>79499383
>>79499399
I watch it too, it's kino. I love watching naked women doing regular things like cleaning.

>>79499073
xxx porn
simple but effective

>>79497663
I forgot about this movie. Fucking prime fap material.

>>79499917
This

>>79499073

I used to actually search "softcore porn", "nude models" or "naked girls" because I didn't want to see anything too adult

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>>79500037
I only saw it once on TV as a teenager and it's one of the few scenes that has been burned in my brain forever

another one was the party scene of Eyes Wide Shut that I saw as a kid

>>79499600
Lol what a fag.

>>79499073
"Girls pussys peeing" "girls peeing" "pussys"

I still do this day love to watch women piss. Girlfriend is into it which is nice.

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>>79499167
>tfw hardcore milf and mature fetish

Anyone else look at porn then get paranoid after, like hearing the house phone ring thinking it might be "the internet" calling.

> "I'm sorry ma'am, but someone add this address was looking at porn"
Boy was I paranoid.

>>79498536

She is still hot as fuck

>>79499466
The only almost gay shit I had was jerking off alongside my friend while we watched porn but we never even saw each other's peepees

I think that's not weird

>>79500331

>tfw hate incest but love milfs

As soon as you have an older woman flirt with you when you aren't even legal it's like there's nothing else you can think about

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I've fapped so many fucking times to this scene. Had the VHS as a kid.

>>79499898
No, you're not a real Jew unless you come out of a Jewish vagina.

>>79499264
My first fap (and the first porno I ever saw online) was to a chick that looked like my cousin. It was a very weird experience.

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Apologies for the tumblr-tier gif, but Gwyneth Paltrow getting fingered in Great Expectations. I remember it being shown on TV a lot when I was a kid and I'd nut every single time this part was shown.

I can't stand the cunt now.

>>79499112

recently I have gotten bored of porn and what I jack off to now is just a normal movie or tv show and just fantasize about any fit actresses that come on screen

>>79500377

Also...

>tfw 20 now
>I will never be able to be the young teen seduced by his friends mom

WHY

>>79498047
And those two are long gone as medical waste.

>>79500315
HBO used to air Eyes Wide Shut pretty frequently at like, 1 am, I'd stay up for that scene and then fall asleep right after, to this day I have never seen the whole movie.

>>79498699
luckily you didn't specify what CP stands for
I shall fap to Christopher Poole, thank you anon

>>79499073
>"name of girls I went to middle school with" + "naked"

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All the attitude era women, really. Trish, Chyna, Terri, Lita, Stephanie, and Debra.

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>>79500536
Sunny was my wrestlefu

>>79500377
I've nailed a few of them. I can't go back to women my age or younger. Its not the same older women are so much more fun and just all around sexy. Plus they're usually super horny and down for anything. Zero hangups and so confident. Sorry for the rant.

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The show was a Married with Children rip off but I liked it.

>>79499444
>J-List

Wow that place sucks now. My guess is Peter Payne´s kids are adults now...

>>79496371
Ebin

>>79500473
You do not miss much after it...

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>>79500448
>tfw got hit on by friends hot mom and completely shut down bc I was a giant beta who hadn't even kissed a girl yet

It still pisses me off. If only I could go back in time.

>>79496202
now that takes some imagination

>>79500350
My mom used to constantly tell me "Anon, our internet provider says there have been some weird searches from our house, you haven't been looking at anything naughty have you?"

Either she was making it up to trick me into being a good christian boy or our internet provider really gets angry and tells people to stop watching porn, and she just decided to let me continue after my siblings moved out and it became clear I'm the one searching for anal vore...

>>79500608
Look her up now. You want to talk about a JUST

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>>79496202
>fags that dont think she was hot in this or trading places

>>79498584
That black girl is dead??

>>79500448
friends mother was a stripper
staying over his place one night
go take a piss
she's in her room with the door ajar
shes nude
can't help but stare pitching a tent
she can see me in the mirror but just lets it go

still jack off over this memory

>>79500596
She does porn now

>>79500807
not anything that anyone wants to see I bet

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>>79500092
>ywn bury your face in prime demi moore snatch

>>79500536
Which one's in the gif?

>>79500843
Terri Runnels

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>>79496473
EVERY
TIME

>>79500381
You bought a new VHS in 2002?

>>79500448
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

Just wait for the singularity, anons, we'll be able to experience better milf sex than any 3DPD can give.

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>>79500679
>tfw spent all day thanksgiving getting drunk and eating turkey with friend and his mom only to wind up naked with her when he went to bed but drank too much to get it up

>>79499962
You autistic faggot. Why couldn't you just jerk off? Your poor friend probably felt so ashamed because you sat there and watched him fap and then ran to. Away for 30 minutes.

>>79500977
So did you get it up later?
Was she still interested?

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>>79500536

>>79500735

The hottest milf experience I can remember is being called down to the vice principles office to talk about my grades. She sat next to me and held a clip board in her lap and was really close to me so that I could see the paper.

She was wearing a sweater and she had great tits that were just right there below eye level. No cleavage, but just the shape of them was incredible.

I stared and stared pretending to look at the clipboard but I was really looking down at those massive knockers. I got rock hard and didn't even care. I am pretty sure she noticed because she was arching her back and sticking them out on purpose almost blocking the clip board with them.

It's embarrassing because I was so fucking worked up by the end of it that I had to finish in a bathroom stall.

Was a memorable day.

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>>79499073
I got partial free internet thanks to some weird exploit in a dial up internet trial.

But to answer your question: Shirley Manson
I believe it was this photo from back in the late 1990's.

>>79498972
>tfw virgin doesnt show babestation now

WHY

>>79500722
I'd still fuck grey her selling yogurt.

>>79501186
you can stream them now, no?

>>79501141
You mean the fact that AOL didn't want to let you quit so they would extend the free trial for years?

>>79499466
>tfw wanked under a towel with my mate beside me wanking under a different towel to the same porno

we were like 10 and i dont remember cuming (if i did nothing came out), is that gay ? we werent touching or anything.

>>79500993

I didn't care that he was doing his thing because I thought he was joking. I left when he stood up and exposed himself and ripped the blanket off of me to see my dick.

>>79498938
sorry swedish women only like arabs

>>79500733
yup

>>79501219
doesnt feel the same, it was always a background look up from my laptop to see paige turnah giant ass and explode. it being in another tab feels shit for some reason

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>>79500716
Going Bogdanoff

Wasn't my first fap but an early one was the pixelated strippers on GTA San Andreas.Not proud of that one.

Used to fap to games a lot actually.I used to wait for the loading screens with the Divas on WWE games.

>>79500476
Go fap to cheese pizza, ya turd

>>79501509
Holy FUCK. I'd like to hear about her rundown

>>79500925
Ya

>>79498729

Steven!

>>79498972
I used to wank off to Television X previews, I'd always end up nutting just as something disgusting came on, like "Hobo Fuckers IX" or "Meals on Wheels - Eating Granny".

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>>79500536
>>79501070

>>79499073

Hillary Duff nude

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>>79501499
she doesn't even do it anymore sadly

there'll always be claire tho, claire's the best

>>79498382
Are yu 12?

>>79499466
An older lad who used to watch wrestling took me to the woods, took his cock out and started rubbing it, and said that since he did I had to do it too. Was the most humiliating experience in my life, the asshole was fucking hard the entire time watching me as well.

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I remember the day I masturbated for the first time, but I don't remember what was the film that triggered it

It was the only time the ejaculate was so clear

I wish I knew this thing would only bring me pain and avoid it

>>79499466
while my friends would play video games I'd sit behind them and jerk off
only got caught once, but my friend just turned back to the game and let me finish

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>>79500536

>>79496449
She was never more attractive. One of the most adorable actresses of all time in that movie.

>>79498533

this

not only was she a childhood fap, but she first 'awoke' me

I remember that some dance music channel in the UK used to always play sexy music videos(think Eric Prydz-Call On Me, Benny Benassi-Satisfaction, Fedde Le Grand-Put Your Hands Up for Detroit, etc) after 2, don't remember what channel it was.After like 4 they just gave up on adverts and just played a continuous stream of sexy dance music videos.It was almost like they knew what teenage boys were doing.

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>>79501509
What was she thinking.

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>>79498026
>not posting the webm

>>79499464
every kids and their dad fapped at her softcore movies in the 90's

Why are these threads so good?

>>79501802
watching that for the first time with a buddy of mind, both pitching visible tents having to go to the bathroom one after another to sort it
laughing about it afterwards

Those latenight girls gone wild commercials

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>>79500536

i use to fap to torrie wilson on smackdown vs raw.

better times, anon.

>>79498249
Yeah I remember this.

>>79501974
she was the best

>>79501875

>that whole burlesque dance scene

that shit lasted me years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6R0FuHB02g

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who /red shoe diaries/ here?

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>>79502069
>mfw you see one of the aunts from Sabrina on that show

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you guys blow at this

More like childhood braaps am I right?

>>79500608
SHE'S A LADY

WOW WOW WOW SHE'S A LADY

>>79502123
HAHA
DUDE
FART JOKES
HAHAHAHAH

4chan's come full circle, now these faggots subscribe to the same humor 6 year olds do

Briana Banks was muh first pornfu

still have a soft spot for her, to be honest

Angie Everhart

>>79499466
Me and my friends used to hump each other's asses until we came with underwear/boxers on and we'd print off those pictures of Trish stratus in a shower with her friend and put it on our backs. Looking back on it it was pretty gay

>>79498759
CHOKE ON THAT BABYYYYYY

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>>79502359

>>79502056
Ruined by Drew Barrymore.

>>79502532

Low test.

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this slut and pretty much any of the hot girls from big brother 6 (uk)

plus that transexual from big brother 5

>>79498536
She'd be required to wear the Pink Ranger helmet while doing reverse cowgirl.

>>79500826
judging by some recent pics of her probably no

>>79502638
why does it look like she pissed/shit herself

>>79499073
Fajina, when I had only heard the word and never seen it written down.

>>79502638
oh wow, I remember her, I think that was the last run of big brother i watched
woulda fucked the black chick with the massive tits too

>>79499419
underrated

>>79502359
might as well break out the vaseline at that point lad

>>79502638
>plus that transexual from big brother 5
Is she the one where they had a show where blokes tried to fight it out to get a date with her without knowing she's a tranny until the very end? She was pretty decent looking desu.

>>79498274

Its literally not though

>>79502695

Yeah, same here. The Irish one was top draw, also.

>>79499073
"Anna Kournikova" was my first porn search

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Actually still would Lucy

Stacy Stickler

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>>79498536
The new one is GOAT.

>>79496220
IMAGINE
MAGINEI
AGINEIM
GINEIMA
INEIMAG
NEIMAGI
IIMAGIN

>>79500536
dat pooper

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>>79496234
>mfw she was Ollie's mom on Arrow
>mfw would still smash

>>79502965
Damn wtf that guy is ripped, natty???!

>>79498435
Was it that scene where she explains that female gnomes have boobs and don't wear bra's?

>>79502888
she was a major cunt tho, right? perhaps im mixing up series

>>79500837
I've had ex's role play that scene with me. That's how much it means to my boner.

>>79501070
I completely forgot about her. She's my diva fu.

>>79502069

>mein 40something negro

>>79503159
Yeah, she was. Im pretty sure she came in like half way through

>>79502838
Cant remeber that much, but she kept it a secret for pretty much the whole thing. think she ended up winning it as well

>>79501262
No it was some generic dial up installed on my packard bell computer. I figured out a way to bypass the log in screen.

>>79502965

! wow !

is it just me or are literallyperfect asses becoming more and more common? Has there been scientific breakthroughs in ass workouts? What's the deal?

>>79502838
>>79503336
I think it's two different trannies - the one in big brother wasn't ever going to "fool" anyone.

who was the big brother chick who started doing ads for television x?

>>79496371
came here just for this post

>>79502077
Still would.

>>79496746
this lady looks my uncles wife and holy shit I would give her the dick any time, lucky ass nigga.

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Like twice a day

>>79498972
used to talk to someone (met them on a chatroom when chatrooms were a thing) and we'd stay up watching those, chatting about the girls and wanking
got pretty gay at time
planned to meet but never actually happened

>>79503500
on MSN I should add

>>79499466
wtf
you guys are really gay

>>79503380
Fake asses are a thing now, beware.

>>79503380
more people are doing squats

simple as

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>>79502462

>>79503299
This right here. Not proud of it, either.

>be in high school in 2011
>my gf casually mentions the raven tentacle porn parody
>think she's fucking with me
>she's actually into it and puts it on

God damn, those were the days.

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This bitch from hbo's rome. I remember grabbing the dvd from my mother and jacking off to the porn scenes a million times

>>79496289
You just have to be athletic, smart, or rich. My dad was a varsity football player, went to an Ivy League school, met a white qt, married her. Non-whites can get with white girls, it just takes a lot more effort. You have to bring more to the table than your face alone.

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there was probably something before but i distinctly remember fapping to this show a couple times

>>79503631
UGH

>>79499384
>>79499384
>She looks like my 8 year old cousin
YAMAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>79502638
God why do I love fridge bodies so much.

>>79503380
Pants technology has come a long way too.

>>79503761
HOLYFUCKINGYUM

>>79497663
this 2bh

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>>79499466

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>>79499466

>>79496202
I miss those really high-waisted 90s thongs

>>79501615
she's on tonight coincidentally

>>79498168
MOOODS?!!

>>79504291
He truly was ahead of his time

>>79499073
dragonball xxx

>>79503631
>ywn be called a goose by a naked dripping wet Polly Walker

>>79499967
Most dads have accidentally downloaded hardcore cp at least once in their lives, it's no big deal

>>79504291
was he the first MOMMY poster?

>>79501791
>That episode of O&A where Jay Mohr is yelling at a caller, talking about how hot his wife is and how she's the hottest woman in the world, meanwhile O&A are agreeing, but you can tell they don't believe it

>>79501974
I had Smackdown 3, you were able to watch the entrance vids.
The Trish Stratus one was fucking great.

>>79499985
>>79500022
totally spies totally ripped off minnie may

>>79498456
>>79498457
Croatian Kek

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Cool World

>>79500173
>snakes on a plane
>childhood

>>79503039
She wasn't in Arrow lmao
That other actress is fairly younger

>>79502359
KEK