>"Sir, we can't afford Natalie Portman."

>let's get her better looking, better actress, more appealing overall replacement instead

>>79495563
You mean the reverse of that when you can't get Kiera Knieghtly.

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>>79495563
>sir, we can't afford Keira Knightley either

>>79495772
this isn't the 2000s anymore

jude law is balding

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> sir! We have failed to aquire natalie portman OR joseph godan levett what do

I gotchu famiglia

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>sir we can't afford Idris Elba

>>79495833
I wish she was in more stuff. She was hot as fuck in the goth clothes in Merlin.

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>I'm thinking Jennifer Lawr...
>not with that budget

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>>79495625
>>79495772
Portman is sexier, better actress, has been in more Iconic movies (Black Swan, V for Vendetta, Léon: The Professional... and the list goes on.) She won many awards and have been nominated many times, she might even win the Oscar this year for her role in Jackie.

Name one succesful movie Keira Knightly has done outside Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

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>Sir, we can't afford Eric Roberts
>Just say you're sorry we couldn't work something out, and hang up. He'll call back.

>>79496194
Star Wars.

>>79496253
10/10

>>79496253
>we can't afford Eric Roberts
Nigga he played the priest in my wedding video.

>>79496253
>Sir, we can't afford anyone
>No worries, Eric Roberts will play all characters

>>79496194
Atonement, Pride and Prejudice, King Arthur (wasn't successful in theaters but made a lot on home video release)

>>79496194
Pride And Prejudice, Attonement, Bend It Like Beckham, King Arthur

>>79495563
but portman is old and busted now

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>>79496077
>Sir we want JLaw but we also don't want giant cunts on the set
>say no more fampai

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>>79496865
>Pass user since 2012

>>79496077
>>79496919
Hayley is so much hotter and tittier than JLaw. Post the webm

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>>79497063
>Post the webm
this one?

>>79497095
So it really was autism.

>>79497095
Hayley not Hitler

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>Sir, we can't afford Tom Hardy.

>>79497095
>when your butt itches but you can´t scratch because all your friends are watching

>>79496253
>"I need Eric Roberts now!"
>"He's busy"

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The poor man's Bardem

>>79497049
who is this CGI girl

>>79496253
>"Get me Eric Roberts"
>"He's already shot his sequel scenes, sir."

>>79495930
>costume drama
>kejrå wasn't first choice

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>>79497314
Did you just assume xer gender?

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>>79496253
More like
>"We need Eric Ro-"
>"Sir, he already finished filming the role"

>>79497342
>only girls can be girls

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>>79497095

>>79497095
man that dude gotta pee real bad

>>79497095
Fucking hell imagine sitting near him in real life, like on the bus or something. Autistic freak

>>79497287
Shit, I thought you were joking because from the thumbnail it looked like Bardem

>>79495625
thiss

>>79496253
>We need Eric Roberts.
>Sir, I am Eric Roberts and I just came here to say I shot all my scenes.

>>79497095
What the fuck is he even doing?

Does he have a tic or does he have to pee or something?

>>79495563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqcLXlA2Udo

>>79496194
Imitation Game, Atonement

Both better than anything Herschlag has done ever.

>>79497729
It's looped. Look at his hands

>>79496300
Another reason why she's in Nat's shadow?

Thanks for that one. Dumbass.

>>79495563
> sir, were doing a period piece we should get Keira kni-
> she's already in wardrobe getting fitted as we speak.

>>79497780
this

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>>79497197
I think Logan is the better actor just for the sole fact we can understand him when he speaks. Plus he acts his ass off in Quarry.

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>>79497355
Eric will also thrown in his student Dominique Swain for free into the movie.

>>79497995
is it tho? nothing else seems looped.
unless they singled him out

>>79495833
L-L-Lena??

>>79495997
Awful tits tho

>>79496194
kiera knightley is a great actress and seems like a better human being in general
portman is an annoying actress and seems like a huge beez

>>79498362
I assume. Noone can sperg that hard. Especially since he usually didn't

>>79497197
Wtf he even has the same thin hair

How do I get a gf that looks like Keira knightley?

>>79497095
>hurrr its autism xD

clearly its withdrawals from his well known meth addiction, underage faggots

>>79496194
She was so shitty in Jackie. This bitch literally plays the same character, gerself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing she looks like a freak on screen and is done.

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>>79495563
"Sir, we can't afford Jessica Biel for Wonder Woman."

>sir, things are getting desperate we can't afford brendan fraser

Portman is literally a hag now.

>>79495625
yes
and don't forget non-Jewish senpai

>>79501373
>Impossible. I have this leftover beef jerky in my pocket, call him up.
>he's asking us to throw in a slim jim and he's our man.
>I knew he'd come to his senses.

>>79501621
Literally does not matter

>>79495563

kiera is 10x better, and younger

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>Sir, we cant afford Kristen Bell

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>>79495563
I dislike her jaw, and her smile looks wrong. Her and Daisey Ridley suffer a bad case of Brit-mouth.

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>sir, we can't afford will smith

>>79497615
jesus 4chan really is pozzed to all hell nowadays

>>79501872
I want to see those chompers try out a big mac

>>79496077
She legit reminds me of Wojak in this photo

>>79501878
Will smith is doing shit like suicide squad to get roles for Jaden so really the joke here is having to put jaden in your movie for Will

>>79496194
Black Swan

start using >ma'm guys

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>>79495563
Sorry bro, no-one can replace Natalie Portman except for an identical twin sister. Not even Keira Knightley. All those anti-Semitic cucks can't even give a straight answer as to why they hate Jews (PS: No, I'm not Jewish)

>>79495625
fukken' signed

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>"Sir, Amy Adams isn't available...."

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>>79496194
She's a talentless kike who constantly shills for her shitty pariah state

>>79498600
>Noone can sperg that hard

You do realise this is the king of the spergs, who even today has a larger autistic following than anyone alive?

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>>79502234
>Sir, Isla Fischer isn't available

>>79502234
>Sir, we can't afford the CGI for the Planet of the Apes

>>79496194
t jew

>>79496194
>Iconic
I just see Léon

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>>79502520
>don't worry, i gotcha

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>>79497095

>>79497729
it's sped up

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>>79502412
>we need someone who is infinitely cuter than Isla Fisher

>>79503007
>Impossible, sir.

>>79502252
She actually hates Bibi

>>79503201
>you are fired

>>79503349
>I quit

>>79503370
> good now I don't have to give you unemployment. Good job dumb ass.

>>79499145
just so we all know, this isn't a shitpost

the weird behaviour in that webm is almost certainly related to his meth habits