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>>79495461
CAPTAIN.
JEAN LUC PICARD.
OF THE USS.
ENTERPRISE.

M-M-M-M-M-MAKE IT SO
MAKE IT SO

this show is fucking comfy. I wish there were more episodes

TEA EARL GREY HOT

>>79495617
He didn't shout it, anon. Have you even watched Star Trek?

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

TEA

NICE AND HOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc

I watched the show in its entirety twice, and really enjoyed it. Now and again I pick a random episode, and i usually fucking hate it. It's always a Troy episode for some reason.

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>>79495696
comfy

Come cheer up up my lads.

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Man, fuck this episode, literally made me sick to my stomach. They capture this braindead cyborg killer and Picard thinks of a great idea of infecting it with a virus that would eventually destroy the entire super-genocidal race known as the Borg:

>obviously Dr. Crusher is against it because of le feelings meme
>then Geordi gets cucked
>at first Guinan is perfectly reasonable but then she gets cucked as well
>so now we have a nigger engineer and two WOMEN influencing the Captain and urging him to spare the Borg
>they completely humanize this fucking robot
>fucking Guinan persuades Captain into parlay with le Hugh and voila - he's cucked now as well
>Cpt. Picuck refuses to destroy the Borg because le we'd be no different XD
>throughout the episode NOT EVEN ONCE the fact by killing the Borg they would save billions of lives is brought up
>not even once, I swear

FUCK. THIS. EPISODE. And fuck this show, honestly, it doesn't hold up, many terrible episodes per season, there are no stakes, no conflicts. This episode is the bottom. What were the writers trying to accomplish? Literally if you kill your enemies they win: the show.

P.S. ONE: The actor playing Hugh is horrendous.
P.S. TWO: Why the fuck is a goddamn doctor on officer-meetings anyway?

GUY, PLANECRASHER BIG

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>>79495781
get the fuck out of my thread cuck

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>>79495781

>This episode is the bottom

Nah, the one where Crusher gets fucked by a scottish space ghost is the absolute worst.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Quk4WD7TMD

>>79495923

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RjM9DdfZmO

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite hypnotic.

>>79495726
>It's always a Troy episode for some reason

There's your problem right there anon

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>>79495781
Loved when he got rekt on the matter by based Nechayev

>>79495781
Picard actually gets chewed out by an admiral in a later episode for those exact reasons

>>79496075
underage b&

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>>79496310

I'm almost 26

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>>79495461
Yeah, cheers to /wg/

>>79496377
you don't sound it im afraid

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>>79496578

bleh, I guess it's more good than bad.

T'IS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST

Is TNG the comfiest of the treks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs

>>79496696
without a doubt

>you get a cunny... and you get a cunny... and you get a cunny

>>79496650
I don't believe you

you sound pre-pubescent

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>>79496927

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>>79497131
>giving into the bait
Take a fucking shower once in a while, okay?

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>>79497131
would make you my submissive cock slave/10

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>>79497193

I bath one day yes one day not, my hair just happens to look dry all the time.

>>79497228

That's flattering

>>79495461
At least the Board with the least amount of virgins, because women like movies more than video games or lifting weights.

As much Sex as Q had with Picards boypussy.

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>I'm sure it's only a glitch in the holodeck, a temporary setback.
>You call this a GLITCH?

>Hello, buddy boy Picard! Edward Jellico here. I guess you're on your knees right about now, begging for your life. Pathetic. You don't feel so cocky now, do ya? You know what the tragedy is here, Jean-Luc? We could have been friends... but you wouldn't go through proper channels. You went over my head. That hurt. But life goes on, it's an old story, the fight for love and glory and Starfleet, huh? It helps if you think of it as a game. Every game has a winner and a loser. I'm cashing you out, Picard.

>Hey, Eddie boy! How's tricks?
>That *thing* Data is still alive.
>I don't know what you're talking about.
>The Starfleet officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to.
>Hey... take a look at my face, *Eddie*! He was trying to kill me.
>He's an android, you idiot! He recorded every word you said. His memory's admissible as evidence! You *involved* me! You're gonna have to kill it.

>Gonna need some major firepower. You got access to military phasers?
>We are the military.

>Every Starfleet officer knows when he joins there are certain inherent risks that come with the territory. Ask even Jean-Luc Picard, he'll tell ya, "If you can't stand the heat, you better stay out of the Enterprise."

>Suit yourself, Picard... but the new warship begins construction in two months. That's two million workers living in trailers. That means drugs, gambling, prostitution, hot Earl Grey flowing - virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets. One man could control it all, Jean-Luc.

>The guy with the suitcase, the holographic projector, the phaser, the message from Worf. All of that was set up by us.
>Sorry. Too perfect.
>Perfect, my ass! You pop your memory cap before we can activate you. Riker goes hog-wild screwing up everything that I spent a year planning! Frankly... I'm amazed it worked!

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>>79497251
>I bath one day yes one day not

>>79497131
BELFAST
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>>79497321

u wot m8

Who here wants to know the origin of Sisko's name?

Prepare to be mind blown

>>79497433
doesn't it mean fat

>>79497433
thong song?

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>>79497466
>>79497502
WHAT IS STAR TREKs OBSESSION WITH SAN FRANCISCO
Seriously I want to know.

>SAN FRANCISCO
>FRANCISCO
>CISCO
Sisko

Ship is found adrift in space....

does anyone have that image of the anon who posted about his daughter?

>>79500207
lol what?

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>>79495461
oh gosh

y-you too :3c

>>79495696
>shut up wesley

>>79497131

you're cute, in like a messy way

>>79495781
>autistic screeching
>>>/pol/

>>79497131
post ur cock

>>79501899
kys, you're fucking pathetic.

>>79495461

well post the song next time fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXB84fpWzg8

>>79497927

It's the headquarters of the militant homosexualists.

>>79502264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs
next time post the kino composition dipshit

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>>79497297
Fuck me, that's brilliant
This needs to be a regular greentext

>>79496190
Fucking incompetent bitch. Hillary Rodham Nechayev.

>>79495847
I like that episode

>>79497297
top kek, well done

>>79496190
>admiral bitch-yaev

Gross