>get me a futuristic looking fully automatic weapon >already

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>find me an assault rifle are terrorist characters can utilize
>yes sir

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>I'm going to need our bad guys kitted out with assault rifles
>on it sir

>>79494221
Seems a more Russian/African based terrorist weapon

>>79493960
>more gun behind the trigger than in front
Looks like trash to me.

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>give the hero a gun

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>Find me a handgun that says the hero has an enormous dick
>Actually, sir, Mr. Eastwood already brought his own gun.

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>character needs to blow x up without grenades
>on it sir

>>79494382
Martin Riggs
John McClane

Who else?

>>79494282
>>79494382
>>79494221
>we need guns to fall out of a bag when it's dumped onto a table

>>79494366
>wanting the gun to be more wood than barrel

even /k/ would laugh at you

>>79494491
LOL

>>79494382
Yippee Ki Yay monkeyfeather

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>>79494601
>7.62x39
>hitting anything past 100m

>>79494409
didn't he mostly use the 6 1/2?

>>79494766
I prefer .233 and 5.56

>>79494282
That's for the good guys m8

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>could we have Timothy Dalton for this please?
>he is already on his way sir.

>>79494537
Not /k/, but I'm pretty sure that's a standard issue police sidearm, so w lot of cop characters use them.

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>>79493960
>so our guy starts a thread on /tv/
>sir, say no more

MODS we're being raided by /k/!!!!!!!

Is this a lowkey cs thread?

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>>79494601
>not using superior 5.45×39mm
>mfw

>>79494366
The bullpup design is objectively better. The only issue is more moving parts.

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>Sir, we need a handgun for a bland CIA agent to use
>Say bravo

>>79495149
fair point

>>79495251
Intimidating when shot out of planes.

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>we need a gun that'll send a guy flying across the room
>gotchu faam

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>Sir. We need a weapon for our hero to slay the undead/misc demonic creatures
>I got this sheet covered already famm

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>>79494537
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Beretta_92#Beretta_92

>>79494638

Bullpups are neat but a standard rifle is better with iron sights and reloading is faster because the magwell is infront of your dominant hand.

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>We need a gun for the drug dealer to spray-and-pray with while firing with one hand
>I know just the thing

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>>79495355
>that list

>>79494766
lol?

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>We need firearms for our 1990s-early 2000s SWAT/Special-Ops characters
>Say no more

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>we need a futuristic spacegun

>>79495442
>An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

>>79495519
Shit, I just realised that was a Mac 10

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>Sir. We need a weapon for the space henchmen because guns don't work in space
>*strokes cat* I have just the thing

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>>79495568
>guns don't work in space

>>79495302
>Rip And Tear starts playing.

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>Sir, we need a gun for a mafia guy to use
>Don't break my balls, I got just the thing.

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>>79493960
>So, our main character is an american sharpshoot-
>We already have 10 of them behind the table, sir.

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>we need an 80's hero gun
>say no more

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>we need a gun for someone who shoots first
>whatever you say george

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>We need a gun for an above/below the law character to hide in his shirt, sleeve, ankle, etc.
>Say no more

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>we need a rifle for the futuristic evil army
>say no more

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>Sir, it's action memovie time
>bring it

>>79495189
lol no.

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>This scene features a Nazi officer
>second door on the right famm

>>79494537
Jill Valentine
Chris Redfield
Sheva Alomar

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>>79493960
>we need a gun for creepy europeans with long hair
>here it is

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>For this scene we require a hand grenande
>Got just the thing for you

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>So our asian character needs a-
>we got a warehouse full of the things

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>In this scene we need to assassinate some Soviet guards
>here ya go mate

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>We need a historically accurate firearm in our historically accurate game about history

>Got you covered familia

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>we need a cool shotgun sir!
>ayyy hol up famm lemme jus check

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>Our WWII sniper needs a gun
>Gotchu

>>79495545

Ironically enough in the film it's a mac 10, but he calls it an Uzi.

>>79495996
That makes me feel better

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>We need the perfect weapon for a redneck character shouting about his daughters, his land or his precious cans
>Gotchya

>>79494601

Shoot yourself iFaggot

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>we need some pewpew blasters for this flick
>ayy pham just glue some random shit on these period firearms brutha

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>Our movie takes place in Vietn-
>[it ain't me starts playing]

>>79495519

Do you have dum dums?

>>79496082
>I know I shouldn't

>>79496066
Some of them have no trigger guard.

>>79494221
But this is unironically true given how they can withstand bad conditions, are easy to use, and we're historically cheap and available for militia use.

>>79494766
Its no one else fault if you can't hit a target.

>>79495004
It was the US army actually.
Police used revolvers commonly in the 80s, then it was a mix of stuff of which the 1911 was probably the most "iconic", and now it's a lot of less famous "tacticool" stuff in calibers normies aren't familiar with like .357 or .40

>>79495676
Its cute like a feminine penis.

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>>79494766
>Implying bigger bullets don't make it easier to hit things

>>79495568
>guns don't work in space
They work even better

>>79495841
>>79496076
Kek

>>79496076
>standard issue rifle in real life is standard issue rifle in movies set in that period
Woah

>>79495791
LOL

>>79495577
>>79496320
It was clearly sarcasm you dolts.

>>79494750
Wow a CrossFire reference

>>79495771

>gun is racist against lefties

but I like it so much

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>>79494601
>Can hit a coin from 300 meters, will go through 60cm of wood.

too bad you can't see shit with those squint eyes of yours

>>79494601
>plastic molded over 1000x

>we need faggot
>OP

>>79495621
>american sharpshoot-
>uses a Brit M85 sniper rifle
>a sniper rifle they didn't use because Accuracy International beat it

>>79494601
>If its not broken, dont fix it. It beats modern american weapons.
Nothing about these sentences makes sense.

If it wasn't broken, why did you fix the AKM?

The design of the AR-15 is only a few years younger than the AK.

>>79494601
What the fuck is 60cm? 60% of a yard? Shit son you're on an american site, when in rome yadda yadda.

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>Hmm, e need a way for the character to cross that river...
>On it, sir

>>79496410
Seriously though are Finns mongoloids or what? No meme responses pls

>>79496494
>american site
Fucking lmao, someone update this faggot.

>>79496494
I don't see .us on the site, faggot. The WWW is also a British invention. So is the computer. When in Rome, yadda yadda.

>>79495577
Normal guns would send you past escape velocity in real life.

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>>79496501
Yes, whole scandinavia has asian admixture to some degree, Finns the most though, they also are originally an asian people.

>>79495189
Lol, unless you're left handed, lying prone, or actually want a good trigger pull.

>>79496583
EtronX tried to save us but you didn't listen

>>79496583
I'm left handed, what happens if the army you'd join uses bullpup designs? Do you have to deal with the shit or are you given a different weapon?

>>79496532
Come the fuck on, guy. Americans paved the way for the modern internet, and we have innovated many of the modern things that make it work today. Our high defense budget means we can develop different and new technologies the likes of which most other countries can't even attempt. You're welcome.

>>79496494
fuck you

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We need a gun for an assassin sniper to use but it has to be something exotic.

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>johnson, we need the memest gun you can f-
>SHUT THE HELL UP I ALREADY HAVE IT

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>we need this character to be easily recognizable as mentally ill in our movie with sparse dialogue
>I know just the way, sir

>>79494537
In the original Die Hard, John McClane used a Browning Hi-Power not a Beretta 92FS

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>villain needs a hand gun

>>79495577
Don't guns need air to have the gunpowder combust or whatever?

>>79497750

>Fires can't burn in the oxygen-free vacuum of space, but guns can shoot. Modern ammunition contains its own oxidizer, a chemical that will trigger the explosion of gunpowder, and thus the firing of a bullet, wherever you are in the universe. No atmospheric oxygen required.

>>79496565
no wonder they are smarter than the rest of Europe, they have asian DNA in them

>>79497899
The problem in space is that there is no way for the gun to cool down.
It's gonna get red hot after firing a mag.

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>>79496629

>>79498003
I liked how Mass Effect has heat sinks for their guns that basically functioned as ammo for their infinite energy universe..

Fire your laser gun until the heat sink is red hot, eject/cycle it for a cool one and fire some more.

>>79498209
Their ammo was not "infinite" (inb4 ME2 retcon fuck that shit) but essentially used a block of matter which is shaved off by the gun to make projectiles. Each shot fires a customized bullet tailored to distance of target plus environmental conditions.
But yes the heat sink trick still gave combat a scarcity element which made it fun.

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>People die by 22. & 9mm rounds in movies

>>79498559
22lr is the deadliest caliber out there. Its literally the one the claims the most victims yearly. Probably because its also the most common but the argument still stands, that shit can kill.

>>79498559

>mailman ain't gonna laugh anymore

>>79498638
No it isn't, and such a claim is made literally with zero evidence.

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>we need a gun for a very very cute girl to hold to her head
>say no more

>>79498638

The .22lr legend comes from 80 year old duck hunters who hang out at gun shows.

>It's the most commonly sold type of ammo THEREFORE it kills more people every year than any handgun or rifle, including military ammo

>See the bullet can penetrate the skull but then in bounces around inside and turns the brain to swiss cheese. It is therefore the most dangerous ammo ever

And yet those same Fudds won't use it on anything larger than a beaver.

Somehow this .22LR urban legend has lingered since the 1970s, or possibly earlier.

>>79498662
You are right, its not the 1st, its the 2nd.

http://gunstuff-jd.blogspot.pe/2013/03/but-22-has-killed.html?m=1

>>79498003
>the void of space
>not cold
You're not my senpai, you didn't even go to school.

>>79498847
>yfw you realize cold is simply just the absence of heat relative to something else with an absence of heat
Really fires those neurons

>>79495658
kek

>>79498819
can someone post the webm

>>79498559
I thought Space Wolves used mostly standard bolter and chain sword

>>79493960
why did you make this thread again?

>>79498964
This is what we do here.

>>79498840
Did you even read your own link? You apparently don't understand the difference between rates (obtained from a small sample size) and overall numbers over an entire country, which your link does not provide at all.

>>79494491
That's not a picture of fuel barrels.

>>79494870
True, but tacticool henchmen for rich villains seem to like them too.

>>79498840

That is handgun only, and those are very, very odl numbers from another era. The .22 and .25 are used in "Saturday night specials" and those were a lot more popular in the 80s than they are now. Gang killings involved discrete and easily concealable firearms so they could get in close and assassinate rivals at night clubs or public places. In the 70s and 80s compact revolvers were far more common among street criminals.

The FBI noted a significant demographic shift fro mthe late 80s through the 90s. The top 3 handguns used to be .357, .38 special, and .22 in that order. Now 9mm and .380 are by far the most common. Criminals became more bold in the 90s and they wanted to be seen brandishing their glock. A surge in drive by shootings in broad daylight also caused a shift to larger capacity magazines, carbines, and shotguns.

No one uses a .22 in a drive by. The .22 is what their grandfather used to rob liquor stores in his youth.

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>>79494750

>>79498847
Space is pretty cold, a vacuum also doesn't conduct heat very well, you should see the heat sinks on spaceships and shit

>>79498964
It did so well the last time he made it.

>>79496700
Isn't that gun insanely rare and so expensive it ruins suspension of disbelief?

>>79494333
The Middle East is flooded with AKs

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>get me something that BRRRRRRRRRTTT's
>got you pham

>>79496323
>Being this autistic

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>we need a gun for a thief with pantyhose over his head to disguise his face
>say no more

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>>find me city where we can shot the russian scenes
>>yes sir

>>79498002
smarter than who exactly?

they are the most idiotic people in europe deciding to settle in the most harsh enviroment, also finns are known for nothing except nokia.

>>79495862

wasn't this gun extremely experimental and wasn't really used a lot in ww1?

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>>79496635
I'm actually dead. The inventor of the Internet was English you absolute dip.

>>79495300
>>79495302
Double barrel mind

>>79500346
Yup, that's the joke

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>>79496501
I don't know if it's fair to consider them "Mongoloids" but Finns originated in Asia and later migrated to Europe where they intermixed heavily with local Europeans.

You will occasionally see their original Asian genes manifest themselves but most Finns are indistinguishable from native Europeans after more than a millennium of interbreeding..

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>>79496495

>Oh, and need to fill the river with fish.
>I have just the thing

>>79498819
Kek

Texas chainsaw massacre?

>>79496380
You know you can swap the ejection port cover super easily and also put in a left ejecting bolt in less than a minute, right?

Source: I own one and it's a lot of fun to shoot.

>>79495791
I would like to go on record as saying that the glocknade joke has never been funny. And I don't own one before somebody says it. Yet

>>79501288

I didn't actually, I've been bullied for the last time.

>>79495568
>>79495577
SIR ISAAC NEWTON

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Whats /tv/s CCW?

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>I need a gun that says I give my life not for honor but for you.
>I've got you Boss

>>79494537
>>79495760
Max fucking Payne

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>>79501240
no

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>We want the stupid CoD kid audience

>>79495927

>We need a fucking Anti-Aircraft gun, Vincent

>>79501375
that looks like the 22lr

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>we need a meme sir
>been here since tuesday

>>79501468

>It was cocked at a funny angle

>>79498069
Idk much about guns but wouldn't those shells be hot as fuck?

>>79501353
The only downside is that a bolt costs about $250 and it only comes with the right hand one. I bet you could work it out with a dealer that sells lots of AUGs to give you a left hand bolt and let him keep the right hand one for no cost, though.

>>79501479
938 friend, slightly larger than the 238

>>79501531
Yes, but they don't really hurt much just bouncing off your skin
If one goes down your shirt or something, that's when it really burns

>>79501542
ye the 938 comes in 22lr

>>79501558
I'd be more worried about my lip getting cut than a burn.

My AUG ejects pretty violently with M193 and M855

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>>79501482

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>We need something for the main bad guy's second in command who isn't just your average mook but poses an actual threat to the protagonist
>I've got an idea so crazy it just might work

>>79495490
>posts a genuine space gun

>>79501558
>If one goes down your shirt or something, that's when it really burns
>he doesn't wear a turtleneck at the range
wew

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>>79501437
really makes you think

>>79496380
it's really easy to convert.
t. lefty who used an AUG in the army

>>79501195
kek

>>79501392
>I need a gun that I never have to reload

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>get me a gun to defend the free world
>may she be worthy of the name, sir

>>79501968
>FAL
>not Rhodesian camo

>>79496800
Nope.

>>79501903
>see its shaped like an infinity symbol so it never runs out of ammo

>>79502024
>no movie about Operation Eland

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>>79502024

>>79502255
hot

>>79502219
It would be about how evil the white men are oppressing poor Mugabe.

Jadotville got away with it because the Irish are also niggers.

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>mama mia we need the worst gun imagi-
>ITSA HERE!

>>79499441
>>79499139
>>79498832
>>79498662
Just because it's one of the smaller calibers doesn't mean that it's not lethal. The other anon is absolutely right. You guys are talking like it's no big deal when someone walks around shooting .22s everywhere. In my country some fucked up kid actually went on a shooting spree in a mall with a .22 automatic rifle (something resembling an M4 in size). He got multiple confirmed kills in case you were wondering.

>>79502300
>We need a gun with God-tier sound design

>>79494366
That's because it is. If you ever shoot one, remember how it works:

That thing that looks like a barrel is supposed to rest on the left side of your chest, and the trigger is to be pushed with the back of your right index finger.

Happy shooting!

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>so our hero is a strong female who don't need no man
>say no more, I've got the perfect answer

Man it must be tough to watch movies as a gun stuff knower.

I remember watching some movies where some character basically goes "holy shit, that pistol is a Vektor SP1, only a pro would be using that!" and when I looked it up out of curiosity it's like er ok, it's a South African licensed Beretta 92F. Wow I guess.

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>>79495485
I miss that gun in nu CS
>>79502300
Best gun <3

lmao

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Clip some more accessories on, there's some empty space left

>>79503198

>Alien movie
>modern day weapons

FUCK.

YOU.

>>79501689
Tactical turtleneck

>>79498847

guns can only cool down in space through radiative heat. vacuum is an insulator (it's how a thermos flask works)

>>79498559

what the fuck is with that guy's toes

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>ons need a zef gun for a real G
>het jou sempai

>>79502392
>The other anon is absolutely right.
Then produce a source RIGHT NOW or you're completely full of shit.

>>79494282

Is that a FAMAS?

>>79503764
no

>>79503764
it's an AK-Glock

it fires explosive rounds that seek out children

>>79496629
you learn to shoot right-handed

>>79495302
that looks so fun to shoot

>>79498559

>some of you guys are alright don't go to post office tomorrow

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>/k/ still has the same shitty memes from 5 years ago

>>79498559
Apparently I had an uncle who died from a pellet gun shot when he was a kid. It happened before my mom was even born so she kind of makes a joke of it. Pretty cathartic of her now that I think of it

>>79493960
This or g36

>>79500738
not him, but look up darpa and the internet you idiot. also, the manhattan project. doesn't matter where people are from when they develop these technologies in america alongside americans

>>79504385
A kid from my town died from an airsoft gun a few years back.

>>79499863
Killing them softly? If I remember correctly his sawn off was a lot shorter, like exposing the front of the shells shorter.

>>79498003
It wouldn't be quite that bad, yes your gun will eventually melt or warp from overheating, but that shouldn't be an issue unless you're firing something fully automatic. A more pressing issue is dust, since most all ground fights will take place on shitty airless rocks covered in super fine dust that gets everywhere. The gun's moving parts should either be completely sealed to be kept out of vacuum or a new lubricant that doesn't dry out or boil in vacuum must be created.

>>79501468
kek

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>>79495927

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>>79493960
>get me a sidearm for a badass female cop/secret agent/spy
>on it boss

>>79505401
Anything below a full-sized Glock is really cute

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>>79501375
I prefer the big brother

>>79494750
this glock 40, this my problem solver right here

>>79493960
Shows and movies love that gun since it drops spent shells down, so you don't have to worry about a spent shell hitting a actor and delaying the shoot.

>>79505401
>character draws their glock
>sound of a hammer being cocked plays

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>>79502024
>Not a cut-down SASR FAL from Vietnam
>Referred to as "The Bitch"

>>79505506
>character is using any gun that isn't a VP70
>the gun clicks as they begin depressing the trigger

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>we need to look tough for the camera

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>>79505569
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.

>>79496800
Dead wrong. Watch again.

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>>79501392

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>>79505569
Whats up with niggers and glock 40s?

>>79505569
That sounds like a line from Trailer Park Boys. Nice trigger discipline, though.

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>>79496800
Does this look like a Hi-power to you?

>>79505820

Can't afford Glock-7's

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superior smg coming through

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>"chk"

>>79505640
sauce?

>>79505820
I assume it's just an extension of how they use Glock as a catch-all term for any handgun. 40 likewise means nothing to them, they just think it sounds cool

>>79496272
SG: A?

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>*Hammer pulls back*
Freeze!

>>79506205
Vice News

;^)


CIRA and vice news IIRC

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>Somebody PLEASE, get this man a gun.

>>79496781
I saw this same thing in a coffee shop. I live in Canada. No one gave a flying fuck.

>>79506320
>Hammer

>>79505569
do you have the TI calculator version

>>79498559
Doesn't the military mainly use .223 for standard issue?

I don't know shit about guns. Pls no bully

>>79502330
wat

>>79495771
We use Steyrs in the Australian army

>>79506622
NATO countries do.

plenty of people die from .22 and 9mm

>>79506622
.223's are the civilian version of the 5.56

>>79506332
thanks

>>79506702
I don't know what that means. Could you make a meme to help me understand?

>>79500211
and max payne
and flatout

>>79506956
It's just because the military uses metric so our NATO allies can understand

>>79506956

Different anon. 5.56 was a military round with ever-so-slightly higher pressure and velocity. .223 was the civilian round release to the US public.

For nearly any AR15 made today, they are interchangeable.

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> We need a gun that says big game hunter
> How big?
> T-Rex big

>>79501689
Polo shirt and sandles. Come at me, bro.

>>79503198
It's magazine some more weapons on there thank you.

>>79502330
>Those toes.

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>g-

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>>79493960
>I need a futuristic rifle that fits 18th style warfare
>and put an Ithaca underneath it

>>79499681
yeah, only 176 units were made
auction ones are incredibly rare, and cost a fortune.

>We need a gun for a woman!

Well?

>>79494282
no, this is for:
>our anti-heroes are going to rob a bank
>say no more

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>>79509886
Vektor CP1 have gotten to that point too.

>2000 sold in the
>about 1200 repurchased by the company.

>>79496188
>we're

are you a terrorist as well my friend?

>>79501968
>we need weapons for the Bolivian paramilitary/cartel low level henchman, got it?
>entiendo

>>79499681
Then its perfect for an international assassin, super rare and hard to get

>>79511151

I presume that would also mean super identifiable

>>79503764
>old /k/ memes

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>>79495658

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>>79493960

>find me a gun that is sexier than Sharon Stone
>is this a dream sir ?

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>>79493960

>get me a notoriously unreliable future looking gun to make this actor sweat
> the Calico M950 is perfect sir

>>79503554
HOL UP WOA WOA WAITAMINMINUTE JEISUS CHROIST

>>79511473
SHIT DIS MUDDAFUCKIN BEAT IS NOICE

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>>79493960
>we need an impressive looking gun that we will never fire a shot from on camera
>also we need to put it in a really memorable and quotable scene
>say no more

>>79511462
That a Claridge Hi-Tec/Goncz GA

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>>79511462
>Calico M950
Looks like this one

>>79505506
>>79505536
>character has a 1911
>cocks hammer for intimidation

>>79506511

>that's the joke

>>79511579
>>79511611

my bad - yep richter had the calico - i just remember reading how the spiral mag feed made the real gun very unreliable

>>79505820
cheap and plentiful for ghetto blasters
>that image of the top guns found in Chicago
glocks, smith and wessons and rugers all on that list. glock is just easier to rhyme with in rap

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>>79496066

>attach silencer to a garand
>get a laser blaster

>>79511702
No problem, just a autist with guns.

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>I need a gun for someone who has 5 kids to feed
> sir Heckler & Koch HK94A3 is only suitable for feeding 4 kids
>oh shit man...

>>79511729
IIRC the number one most popular handgun model that turns up in criminal hands is the S&W Sigma series

>>79496265
but feminine penises are big, you dip

>>79495621
>uh.....no.

>>79495490
Someone post the picture of the fucking insanity clockwork shit that is inside that gun. Kraut magic

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>>79513667
>ywn own a magic nazi clock gat

>>79513937
Why even live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_didDgUjn0

Why didn't they pick this one as the new standard for american troops? Was it because of the convoluted system? Too hard to take apart and clean?

>>79508565
This gun is really sexy.

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I ain't got time to meme

>>79501375
I had guns, but lost them in a tragic flooding accident.

>>79501689
Hot brass, like life, finds a way...

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>sir, its the wild, wild west, and the hooker needs to protect herself!
>say no more

>>79503525
>>79498003
>>79498891

Hot objects radiate infrared and would therefore cool in space.

>>79511850
Legitimate chuckle.

>>79502300
Thats just a thompson machine gun.

>>79514094
>Too hard to take apart and clean?
Yeah you had to send that shit back whenever it jammed so not ideal for field use.

>>79516734
We're really sorry about that, Sir Bearington.

>>79495927
The SPAS-12 does look really sexy, though

>>79511767
That's an Enfield, mate.

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>>79504417
DARPA made a military use internet. British made it usable around the world.

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>>79514221

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>We need exactly that, but we can't afford to buy from FN
>Jorge, see what you can do

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>WE NEED A UNIQUE GUN THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE WANT THE GUN DESPITE IT LIKELY TO BREAK YOUR WRIST
>Talking to the converted famalam!

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>I need a gun that doesn't exist in real life, would be cool if it did, make people want it to exist, then realise it's insane!
>Yo won't believe this baows.

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>>79495658

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>>79517179
>We are of needing rifle of America
>We have no M16 Sergei
>Just make gun Anatoly

>>79498003
Space is cold as fuck.

>>79500346
It was the most common of the WWI MP's, not that that's saying much.

>>79493960
Those look fucking futuristic. Better that those m16 and kalash sticks.

>>79493960

OUT OF MY WAY GO'ULD FUCKING SHITS

>>79493960
>sir, the hero hasn't managed to kill anyone and is getting frustrated with how he can't land his shots
>he is also getting hit too much standing still to fire his rifle and wants to move around while shooting
>he's probably russian

ftfy

>>79499730
Prepping the Brrrrrrrrtttttt

>>79517379
This is a terrible meme. There is no atmosphere in space. Therefore the heat anything has takes ages to dissipate. So that gun will remain hot.

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>we need a weapon that we can hype up as extremely powerful in the fiction but is only a mediocre Range 24 STR 4 AP 5 Rapid Fire infantry firearm in the game sir!
>I know just thing servant!

>Get me a machine gun for the Nazis
>Jawohl

Thanks for the cool thread, /k/.

>>79517744
.70CAL isn't that good desu.

>>79495577
>>79495568
>>79498003
I'm sure it's less to do with "guns don't work in space" and more to do with "I don't want holes in my space station"

>>79517939
Thinking of a bolter round in term of calibers we use is meaningless as lore-wise it's a small rocket that is designed to explode after penetrating enemy armour/flesh.

But yeah, it's not that impressive in table-top.

>>79499681
The wast majority of the audience don't know that and their only reaction is "wow! cool gun!".