ITT: Lowest Point in an Actor's Career

>>79491328

>thinking that is lowest point for kate beckinsale after she just did Underworld 6: ass back in spandex.

>>79491349
He's probably talking about Gary Oldman playing the midget.

>>79491328
>Lowest Point
>He's playing a midget

kek

>>79491328
Someone post that video someone found of the director and the producers wasting the movie budget on hookers.

>>79491328
Reminder that the director got fired for letting Kate wear that striped Beanie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

>>79491394
CARLOS

>>79491440
fuck you that is his finest hour

>>79491328
>According to Peter Dinklage, the original cut of the film was "gorgeous", but the director was fired shortly after turning it in, and the people who fired him recut the film into a "rom-com with dwarves"

>the days when playing a retard or freak was the role of a lifetime for an actor

I want to go back

>>79491399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS-e2GvRcMI

>Director Matthew Bright was fired after he turned in his cut
>'Bright had actually written the script for ‘Tiptoes’ when he was 18. He envisaged “a raucous comedy about little people f***ing each other”
>'When [Kate Beckinsale] signed on for 2003’s ‘Tiptoes’ she agreed to do it for SAG minimum wage – with one condition. She wanted her character to wear the star’s own lucky hat. At the time, Bright didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.'
>“I put [my cast and crew] through hell,’ says the director. “I told them it was going to be this wonderful production and instead there were these [people] running around screaming at people and making young assistants weep. It was just horrible.”
>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.'
>'Having been invited on-stage to talk up the film, Bright instead launched into a scathing attack on the producers.'

>Director Matthew Bright's first credits were as writer and actor in the film Forbidden Zone, portraying two masochistic characters living in a garbage can, spit on, raped and tortured in an alternate dimension's kingdom and decapitated by Satan (played by Danny Elfman).
>Bright was credited as Toshiro Boloney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXGnzQVTDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q85cV3GOMw

>>79491440
every time

>>79491349
That movie is kino.

>>79491523
>She wanted her character to wear the star’s own lucky hat. At the time, Bright didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.
How did that happen?

>>79491748
One of the producers hated the hat.

To be honest it's not a very nice hat.

>>79491523
kek

>>79491871
>have friend with a hot mom
>go over to his house
>she grabs his ass
>he grabs her's back

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>>79492070
'no'

>>79492228
>hello darkness my old friend

>>79491488
Do you think all the other Dwarf actors hate Dinklage for being sucessful and getting to do a movie like Xmen where being a midget wasn't the sole character trait of the role?

DON'T MIND IF I DO

>>79492070
I'd take that over most of the shit he's done in the past decade.
He was good in Silver Linings Playbook though.

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>>79491328
>it's a Kate fucking chokes her dog episode

>>79491328
holy shit its like every douchy actor today in one movie

>>79492631

>clearly wearing a harness

>>79492679
Not him, but you shouldn't do that regardless.

>>79492810
Irregardless*

>>79491328
oh my god that is funny

>>79492631
rip

>>79492631
ew

>>79492631
What did she mean by this?

DUNKACCINO
ITS PURE KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6eUFbOfIU

>>79492631
#rekt

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From this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQkpes3dgzg

To this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epZxUhCE5l8

>>79492810
>regardless
>>79492847
>irregardless
You ain't good at no English, ain't ya?

>>79491328
I remember seeing the cover for the DVD of this movie and being freaked the fuck out by Gary Oldman's weird makeup.

SOMEONE POST PIC OF THE LUCKY HAT

>>79491328
pure /fit/kino if you ask me

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>3 hours of some producer perving over kate.

https://youtu.be/La64NGeizCk?t=537

>“The first day I shoot, [Beckinsale] wears her lucky hat and this guy Langley’s wife comes in…she says to me, ‘I don’t like that hat’,” he recalls. “I said it can’t come off, Kate Beckinsale offered to do the movie and instead of charging millions of dollars, she’s doing SAG minimum and the only thing she asked was, ‘can I wear my lucky hat.’”
why do women ruin everything?

He genuinely thought he was playing a brave role
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tbX51D6cJs

>>79491440
The man and woman in that are maybe the best actors in the world. How in the fuck are they not cracking up every single time?

>>79498659
nice

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>>79495155
Yeah, that was the lowest for her.

That new oscarbait movie shes going to be in next year could be her new low if its flops hard though.

>>79498659
Based

>>79498659
wtf

>>79498868
The hat is hideous.

Everything in the film is hideous, but I understand she disliked the hat.

>>79499037
Because it's actually awkward as fuck to watch someone behave like that in a professional environment IRL

>>79498466
This

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WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQlsKDQA-vD/?taken-by=katebeckinsale

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>>79502451
>>79498466

>>79502493
wtf

>>79502493
>DUDE THIS BABY HAS A SMALL BENIS LMAO

>>79502493
Is Christopher her kid or something?

>>79491440
why didn't they let him direct the commercial

>>79502890
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BQlsKDQA-vD/?taken-by=katebeckinsale
Christopher is the name of the boy doll. Kate was born in 1973 so she might've had one I thought girls stopped playing with baby dolls when they were like 6

>>79502890
I think Christopher is the guy dolls name, kind of like Ken is the name of that guy Barbie hangs around.

>>79503006
Oh wait they actually came out in 1978.

>>79502493
blegh

(regarding the insta pic, not the webm)

>>79502493
Is Kate autistic?

>>79491328
did he cut off his legs and then grew them back ?! Is there anything this man can't do?
Also how fucking gorgeous is Kate Beckinsale. I mean damn.

>>79505283
He's on his knees. Quite visibly so.

>>79491349
>Underworld 6: ass back in spandex.

sensiblechuckle.gif

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>>79491440
AAHHHHHHHHHH the french champagne

sad to see him let himself go, but damn wtf was that LOL

>>79491871
Is her boyfriend in the top right of the picture the guy who played the singer in Green Room?

>>79506309
It's that actor, but he's not actually her boyfriend (they're doing a film together).

her real bf posts on /tv/
>>79160978

>>79491380
IT WAS A ROLE OF A LIFETIME!

>>79498659

>I got a great line for her
>Hey Kate say 'give me your weiner'

They can't keep getting away with it

>>79498659
L-Lily?

>>79502784
meh

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>>79491783

>Midget jews

Wew lad

>>79509326
CUTE

>>79491328
>go on Kate's ex husband's very low key instagram which, judging from the comment sections, is mostly followed by his IRL friends
>notice one peculiar guy

Fuck, check out his instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/allister.mitchem.1976/

>>79509410
This dude is next level.

>>79509410
hah! nice collection, creepy as fuck though, I understand she's his idol and everything but that's pretty crazy

>>79509410
>signed fake nudes
Being a celebrity must be weird.

>>79509534
what the fuck lol

>>79491328
Kate Leggingsale

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>>79509410

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>>79509410
Fun fact: Kate's ex husband is a gigantic comic book fan and invites Kevin Smith onto his sets (and gets invited onto Kevin's sets) so they can talk comics together.

he probably has some superhero waifu shrine

>>79509534
Weird. I guess it might be okay as long as they are flattering fakes. I'd sign a fake nude photo if it had a six pack and foot long schlong.

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>>79509410
>somewhere on earth this exists

>>79509751
Is this a movie about a new 5th wave feminism?

i would sprint through a briar patch naked to catch a whiff of a kate beckinsale fart after she just left an elevator

>>79509787
or Plan 5 from Outer Space

>>79509410
Ah nice, new pictures for my battlestation folder.

>>79509410
HE'S GOT MOOOOOOOOORE

https://www.instagram.com/my.kate.beckinsale.autographs/

>>79491328
reminder a midget pornstar is in this movie

>>79510045
>>79509410
we may have gone too far in a few places

>>79510045
>>79509410
This guy definitely posts on /tv/

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>>79510045
Are these legit or fakes?

No way she signed all this shit. Then again, she's kind of crazy so maybe she did.

>>79498985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J5MtYNispY

Jaboody Show thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq7Bf5vKruk

Audio commentary for Tip-Toes

>>79510237
Looks exactly like her autograph.

Kate probably watches crazier things with Lily every evening. There are rumors about Kate and her husband drifting apart because Kate was watching too much porn.

>>79491328
This movie is bullshit. Even if the child isn't a full-blown dwarf, they will always show signs of dwarfism, usually in the arms and torso. I had one ggg grandparent who was a dwarf and it took 4 generations before the signs of it disappeared. Even my grandmother got stubby arms. Two dwarf parents will literally NEVER have the proportions of MM

>>79510045
>>79509410
>you will never be this dedicated

>>79509410
/ourguy/

>>79511306
People making fun of him, but the reality is he had his dick in her repeatedly, certainly her pussy and mouth, and mostly likely her asshole. If he's a loser what does that make us.

According to Peter Dinklage the original cut is actually a good movie.