What if the girl from the Ring married Jason Vorhees?

Is it worth it if you both know that you're kept apart by everyone you know?

That's so cute.

>>79489115

even on his knees Jason should be taller than Sadako

>she thrives in her social circle
>he ends up alone with every group he's ever been with, eventually gone

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>>79489184
Better?

>>79489282

>Sadako wearing shoes

Back in the well with her!

>>79489115
>>79489282
my fucking heart

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>>79489311
He has to treat a girl with some new clothes every now and then

>>79489372
But how will she scare people if she's wearing a savvy gown instead of her usual getup?

>>79489115
They fall in love

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>79489779
That sounds like a really boring plot

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>tfw you'll never marry a qt3.14 asian with long black hair

JDIMSA

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>>79489115
Literally the only ship I get behind.

I know I'm a fag, but its a cute.

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>>79490348
I had the opportunity to, but realized I couldn't.

This is going to sound retarded, but she only wanted to watch Disney movies. She hated horror movies.

I realized I couldn't. 75% of what I watch is gory spooky shit.

>tfw horror appears to be popular in Asia but despite interacting with Azns on a weekly basis can't find qt fob who enjoys gore/spook

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>>79489115
This could maybe work

>Ring video phenomenon has made its way to the U.S.
>Jason happens upon teenager viewing the Ring. Murders him/her.
>Watches it then shambles off.
>Maybe he happens on another teenager in the 7 day interim
>Sadako murders him/her before he can
>Visiblyimpressed.jpg
>Sadako comes for him.
>She arrives, finding him in a living room butchering teenagers
>Intrigued. She tries to murder him, takes his mask off. More intrigued by his grotesqueness
>Decides to take him in the t.v. world
>They go around crawling through t.v.'s, murdering people, slowly falling in love.

Jesus Christ if they can make a some what decent Freddy and Jesus Cross over why can't they make a romcom horror? It would be so much fun.

>>79490827
Murder isn't romantic or funny, anon

>>79492812
>Murder isn't romantic or funny, anon

Romeo and Juliet says otherwise

>>79492812
Silly anon, women love it when you murder someone they know. It's like a card on Valentine's Day. Virgin confirmed

>>79492812
Mickey and Mallory Knox disagree.

>>79489115
Imagine a soak and wet rotting corpse getting dicked by another soak and wet corpse

Now imagine the smell

>>79489115
Stop fucking with my feelings.

>>79489115
Wtf is this shit. I want Freddy to tear that bitch a new one.

>Jason only needed love to not become what he has become
Honestly I feel terrible for the guy.

>>79494105

>Soak and wet

You mean soaking wet? I'd assume it was a typo but you said it twice

>>79489115
it would be extremely reddit

but I would pay a ticket for a jason vs sadako movie

>>79494555
It was a double typo

>>79492812
>He doesn't do couple style multiple homicides and then go for ice cream.

What do you have against love anon?