>get me Joaquin Phoenix! >can't afford him, sir

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>get me moot!
>sir, he went to google, they pay more! but a new shipment has just arrived from japan, it can't get worse anyway

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>>79488461
>wahkeen feenix
What did he mean by this?

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>Get-

>>79489022
>Get-
>I am already here, sir

>>79489022
>Get-
>He's already done shooting his scenes, sir.

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>>79489022
>>79489424
>>79489499

>>79489022
He's already working on the sequel sir

>>79489499
>What-
>He has already left the premises sir

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>Get me Helena Bonham Carter
>but sir, she is old now and ugly

>>79488461
funnily enough he was married to joaquin's sister

>>79488925
moot had honor.

>>79489727
>First I would like to say that your part requires no nudit-
>Sir, she left.

>>79489022
He's already shot the unwritten sequels

>>79489022
>The movie already bombed, sir.

>>79489825
Kek

What a whore

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>>79489499
>>79489424
>>79489022

>>79489022
>get-
>he's doing the dvd commentary for the sequel

>>79490096
She's French, get with it gramps.

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>>79489022

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>>79489727
Gotta fuck Eva Green before she gets old and ugly. Where does she live.

>>79490567
I hope Eva ages super good. She would be a great silver fox

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>GET ME A GOOD POST
>can't think of any sir

>>79490567
shes old and ugly right now

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>>79490685
Nice try, but my path to her vagina is bright and clear. I shall not fail my quest.

>>79489022
what's his fee again?

>>79491115

Weed, any amount.

>>79490567
She's already old and has been always been ugly. 3 inches of makeup doesn't change that.

>>79490137
>She's French
A jew born in France is not French.

>>79491115
a day old piece of salami and a lock of his daughter's hair

>>79489022
>Get-
>He already shot the witnesses, sir.