Post essential horrorkino, preferably from more recent times

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I'll start us up with probably the best scene I've seen in a while

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probably the last good horror movie I saw

I FUCKING LOVE scream movies. Having to guess who it is, is also great. I might try and watch the TV show again

>>79488770

since when was there a TV show? any good?

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Session 9

The Guest was pure kino

>>79488770
>>79488811
the tv show is an abomination

>>79488876

Yeah that wasn't bad, was fun.

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I had this nightmares as kid that would make a great horror movie

It was exactly like the 1972 version of a Texas Chainsaw massacre, but instead of leather face it was a guy that was kind of like Braniac and it was set in the 1950s.

Braniac would basically lure in delivery boys, milk men, post office workers to his house, hit them over the head with a baseball bat to knock them out and dissect there bodies while they were regaining consciousness.

>>79488505

>quips in the woods
>good

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certain v/h/s segments were kino tier

>>79488892
Yeah it is. But I just like the guessing game involved

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>>79489026

>>79488455
The first Nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy vs Jason is also pretty nice

>>79489137

Thinking of watching New Nightmare, I think its the only one in the series I haven't seen

>>79489130

That looks pretty bad desu

what are some gud violent thrillers from recent years like don't breathe, green room, eden lake, etc?

>>79489286
Some great gore, bad everything else.

>>79489464
Inside.

>>79489464
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3330764/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_6

>>79489464
>good
>eden lake

>>79489610
>you
>not a dumb nigger

>>79488505
>kino

28 days later and dog soldiers was fun

>>79489620
>
Makes sense this is the post from someone defending that

>>79489688
>I've got nothing.

>>79489706
Nothing over what? You're a childish memeposter praising vile garbage. There's no discussion to be had with you

>>79489464
all throyugh the house

>>79488770
>Having to guess who it is
But there is no way to guess who the killer is. There's no way to distinguish the red herrings from the actual killers. As murder mysteries Scream completely fucking fails. You can only work out who the killer is by trying to look at the film from the director's perspective to try and see who he's intentionally trying to draw your attention from. When you have to start looking at it from beyond the fourth wall it fails as a movie because you're breaking your immersion to work out the mystery.

Screams are awful murder mysteries. They're nothing more than slashers.

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>>79490605

>>79490690
Great argument.

The Others desu

>>79490725

You can't argue against failed logic.

Scream movies directly draw attention to the fact that they're movies. Acknowledging that is part of the experience.

>>79490795
No, Scream is not some genius meta movie that draws any interesting analysis of the horror genre. It's a slasher movie in which characters mention other horror movies and clichés. They literally do nothing more than that. But Scream fans are pretentious little faggots who think they're slasher franchise is a masterpiece of commentary on the genre.

>>79490849
>But Scream fans are pretentious little faggots
You seem very triggered over your projections, babby

Scream is top 3 horror of the '90s and a great commentary and play on the genre

scream is one of my least favourite horror movies desu

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dewey is my favorite movie cop
are american cops in small town really that incompetent?

also
2>1>4>3

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>>79489263
>2
Good taste my man

>>79490884
What "play" or "commentary"? The characters reference other horror movies and clichés. What "play" am I missing here?

>>79490849

I never said it was great. I said it's self-aware, which it is. It's the point.

Your little rant means nothing.

>>79491020
You praised it as a murder mystery which I just explained it fails as.

>>79491030
It doesn't 'fail' as a murder mystery

>>79491030

I'm not the person you were talking to.

I'm just the one that point out your explanation was a failure because it doesn't take into account that Scream is a self-aware horror movie and thus promotes using the director's eye. Then you went on a rant about Scream fans like the autistic, nonsense-filled idiot you are.

>>79491108
I already explained that it does in a previous post you illiterate retard.

>>79491131
Then how does it work as a murder mystery if it's self aware you idiot.

>>79491444
No, you didn't offer anything minimally strong. But of course, on your delusion and dumb hate you would think otherwise. You're really very triggered.

>>79491576
t. butthurt Screamfag

First one was a lot of fun, second one was okay, third one was terrible and fourth one was meh. Scream Queens is garbage for people that aren't Emmafaggs.

>>79492078
>reeee
As expected

>>79492385
You're the one reeeing here Scream pleb.

>>79492423
The only one triggered over Scream is you, fatly demonstrated in this thread. Didn't even think there were people who had a grudge against it, but stupid flowers easily, after all.

>>79492504
I provided arguments as to why it fails as a murder mystery and you've flipped your shit, spouting nothing but memes and buzzwords.

>>79492541
You wish you did provide something worthwhile as criticism or a taking down.
And I'm not the only one you sperged against in the thread.

>>79492541
U R gay

>>79488587
Watched this with some friends. Felt like a comedy.

>>79492576
>>79492680
Not an argument.

>>79488505
Please carve "Brooks was here" into the wall and hang yourself

>>79488505
True, Cabin In The Woods was lots of fun and cool meta. Naturally, people hate it here

>>79493051
>meta

Stop using words you don't know the meaning of.

CitW is not meta.

>>79493137
It was full of meta-humour and meta-plotting. But okay, mate, don't get upset

I was going to say You're Next but it's almost not even horror.

>>79488455
The Shining

>>79493320
why did she kill her bf in that?

>>79493412
No One Lives was superior

>>79493446
Only in the sense that dogshit > birdshit.
No One Lives was so cringeworthy

>>79493414
He was one of the people who paid the killers to do their thing.

>>79493446
Except that flashback with the "arterial vein" line, it is like they never touched an anatomy book in their life

>>79493522
Not to kill her though.

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didn't even watch the trailer. was pretty good.

>>79493446
>WWE studios

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>>79493536
that was bullshit you idiot

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Just watched this. Started out gay, turned into fun.

>>79488505
>SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH IN PROGRESS

>>79493137

It's plenty meta. The problem with it is it uses the fact that it is as an excuse to be cliche.

>>79493551
synopsis and recommend?

>>79493571
they genuinely needed witnesses though

The Witch was pretty good desu

Also: that sweet puritan jb ass

>>79493414
The guy was planning to let her die with the rest of them and backed out once the plan fell through

>>79493630
hence why he left

>>79493594
Brian Cox and his faggy son autopsyfize an unidentified woman whose body appears to be incorruptible on the outside, but severely mangled on the inside. Spoopy shit ensues.

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>>79493681
>tfw about to be deflowered by the devil in the form of a black goat

>>79493728
it had to be a non-family member

>>79493729
and?

>>79493789
Okay smartass, then why did the Wolf tell the couple to double tap her?

>>79493818
It's alright. I can't give you a detailed opinion, because the one thing that soured my enjoyment of the movie would be a massive fucking spoiler.

>>79493789
what about the goth girlfriend?

>>79493851
at that point, they wanted her crazy murdering ass dead?

>>79493857
we have spoiler tags

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>>79489130
>>79489286
Underrated movie.

What's the best American horror that doesn't lean entirely on gore? Is it Blair Witch?

Frankenstein's Army is really underrated. Great creature designs.

>Billy and Stu brag about how they learned from horror movies
>STAND AROUND AND FUCKING MONOLOGUE INSTEAD OF KILLING SIDNEY, THE DAD, GALE AND RANDY LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN TO

>>79493818

I can tell you it plays with your expectations a lot. There are certain things you would expect from a movie that happens in a basement morgue/lab and some of those expectations are fulfilled in a really creepy way. However some of the stuff you would expect never happens but it still keeps you tense and in anticipation. One of the things I loved about the movie is how every time Brian Cox talks to his son they also include close up shots of the dead girls face. It sounds simple but it's really fucking unsettling.

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Wtf all of these horror movies and no
Street trash
Frankenhooker
Basket Case 1 2 and 3
Brain damage
The fly 2
Videodrome
Society.

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>>79489464
I saw the devil and the man from nowhere are both absolute gookino and they fit your description

>>79494059
>Frankenhooker
>not a comedy

>>79493919
It turns out that the woman is the victim of a witch trial. She was severely tortured by her captors and thereby somehow "cursed". My problem with the movie is that, for some reason, it doesn't want to commit to the idea that the corpse simply belongs to an actual witch. Instead, Cox speculates on how the suffering of this innocent woman somehow turned her body into some kind of cursed, incorruptible artifact, and that taking on the woman's pain would end it. Cox subsequently sacrifices himself to save his son, but then he, the son, dies anyway, suggesting that the woman really was an actual witch or that Cox's theory was simply wrong. My beef is with this absolutely pointless ambiguity. The whole movie is about finding out who or what that woman is, but the "reveal" is too ambiguous to be satisfying.

>>79494131
Seems like she was an actual witch.

>>79494186
That's my preferred take on it as well.

>>79494122
It's horror comedy same with street trash basket case and brain damage.

>>79494131

What anon said. I really disliked how they went to great lengths explaining everything and in the end they just left it for "interpretation". You don't do that, there was no need for such detail. They should've purposely left out some of the exposition or get rid of it alltogether and leave it vague. Now it's just another "oh the poor woman has suffered and now she has her revenge" cop out ending.

>>79494059
I feel like most of those are acquired tastes, especially the Basket Case movies and Brain Damage. I love them to death, but I wouldn't recommend them to anyone looking for "essential horrorkino".

>>79494314
Boring.. I'm surprised that ADD shit posters of 4chan can even watch this.

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>>79488505
>>79488587

>first two posts are basipally a meme

never change /teevee/

>>79494502
??

If you like slashers, check out Laid to Rest and its sequel, Chromeskull.

>>79494584
Not sure what you're questionmarking about. It's a horror movie that I'm recommending because I think it's really good.

>>79494623
Synopsis and why

>>79494536
You know if this looks like it looks like Jay with his stupid artsy-fartsy bullshit movies he would recommend.

>>79494596
I liked those, especially lol'd @ macgyver being in it randomly

>>79494131
I was disappointed too, but my thoery is that even though it does seem that she was indeed a witch and his theory was fucking retarded, he never completed the ritual because his son killed him instead of cutting his tongue, thus he never completely mimic the woman's suffering.

Autopsy moments were really cool, but the cliche moments like doors opening and le domesticated animal disappearing killed it for me.

>>79494657
Who's Jay? It is one of the best psychological horror films imo, and pure kino

>>79488892
For what it is I think its decent. It's a cheesy teen murder mystery.

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Seriously niggers?

>>79494643
>Altered is the story of four men who seek revenge on aliens that abducted them and murdered their friend many years ago. As is explained via dialogue throughout the film, fifteen years before the events shown in the film, a group of five fifteen-year-old friends living in a remote American town were captured and experimented on by aliens while on a hunting trip. Only four of the friends returned alive. The main character (Wyatt) has since distanced himself from his childhood friends and is shown to have decided to live with the past, albeit in apparent constant paranoia. Two of the remaining three characters however have been obsessed by revenge and have persuaded the remaining, somewhat leadable, character that this is the correct course of action to take. The story opens with the tracking and subsequent capture of a lone alien - the consequences of which Wyatt and the three friends soon become deeply involved in.

I like it because it's a classic alien horror with very good practical effects and a genuine sense of drama. It's also set almost entirely in one remote location, which is a bonus for me.

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>>79489464
the original version

>>79494832
>kinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokinokino
Why am I seeing this stupid fucking word everywhere now I fucking hate 4chan

>>79494842
Probably the only slasher well maybe alongside with Ft13 that managed to get a semi-decent remake.

>>79494390
>calls the movie boring
>complains about adhd shitposters while being one
Made me think

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>>79494841
SUPERIOR

>>79494899
Is Ft13 getting another remake this year? I only know of the pretty good 2009 one.

>>79494657
>doesn't even know about obvious staples of the genre
>can only think in terms of youtube reviewers

>>79494888
It's mutual

>>79494910
And round and round we go.

>>79494850
mitebcool

>>79494947
I heard it was supposed to be another found footage flick and then was cancelled or something, but I'm most likely missing something.

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>>79490955
Based Special Officer Doofy.

>>79494968
>can only think in terms of youtube reviewers
you're on 4chan trying to get other people's opinion. Lol

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>mfw Ctrl+F "the Descent": 0 hit

>>79488455
>The Exorcist
>The Thing
>The Descent
>28 Days Later
>the Omen (kind of corny in someplaces)
>The VVitch (not for everyone)
>Suspiria
>The Shining


Those are my favorites.

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>>79490955
agreed

>>79495066
Great defense for your ignorance

>>79495114
To each his own.

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>>79490955
>incompetent
>survived every single attack and saved the leads several times

For Christ's sake.

>>79488455
I liked Dod Sno (that Norwegian zombie flick), it was corny as fuck - I mean, Nazi zombies and stuff - but it was fun to watch for the first time. The sequel however turned out a pure trashy cheesefest.

>>79495278
the sequel was so good I didn't even delete it after viewing

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OP here. Thanks for your suggestion, guys, I think I'm gonna watch this one now.

>>79495278
The sequel was one of the best things to come out of the zombie renaissance.

>>79494947
>>79495001
A movie is slated for october

So, seeing as how there are a few Scream fans in this thread, would you recommend the 4th one to someone who liked Scream 1 & 2 but thought 3 was retarded?

>>79495383
You made a dumb thread

>>79490605
I love Scream but have to agree.

There really isn't any way to guess who the killer is before the reveal. They're great, well written slashers, but it would have been nice if they could sprinkle one or two clues in there so you have more of a "face palm 'ohhhhhhh'" moment.

Two and three in particular were pretty guilty. My first time watching it I remember being like "who the fuck are these people?" during the killer reveal.

>>79495590
You're not really agreeing. That fag thinks Scream is shit.

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>>79495629
>I'm agreeing to the point that anon has about Scream as a murder mystery, but not about the overall quality.

Does that satisfy your autism?

>>79495691
Oh, I wasn't complaining, I was actually trying to dissociate you from him.

>>79495570
opinions plz

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>>79495992
Yeah, 3 is universally regarded as the red-headed stepchild.

4 is pretty good. Its making fun of horror reboots, and does it fairly successfully. It updates the cliches it makes fun of. Its honestly my second favorite behind the original.

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>>79494314
>>79494536
>>79494842
>>79494864
These are all pure kino Horror.

Here's another for you

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It's going to be difficult but lets try and deplebify this thread.

>>79496104
Cool, thanks.

May
Twilight zone episode directed by friedkin
Master of horror zombie episode directed by Joe Dante and cigarette burns
The orphanage
Candyman
Jeepers creepers
Final destination 1, X-Files episode Home, Willard
Hellraiser
That Wes craven flick about voodoo zombies

>>79488455
The Blair Witch Project is a damn good horror film, especially with the marketing scheme they executed quite well might I say.

>>79496498
>That Wes craven flick about voodoo zombies
?

>>79497724
Probably The Serpent and the Rainbow.

>>79489049
i really enjoyed the indonesian cult segment.

>>79498487
meh

>>79488505
I like Cabin in the Woods and even then think that scene is shit

>>79488455
I tried watching Friday the 13th and it was FUCKING GARBAGE. How the fuck did this manage to go down as a horror classic? I can't think of a single redeeming element. It's a bunch of loathesome kids running around fucking each other while they get killed in dull ways. It's not even interesting in how the kills are portrayed. Completely mediocre across the board.

>>79498550
jason lives is the purest kino of the series

>>79493818
The buildup is pretty sweet and much better than the events that follow. It's a good watch overall but once it's revealed what the deal is with the woman the whole film devolves into father & son being chased around the morgue, and it gets very predictable overall.

But damn, the scene where they open her stomach and find the writing, that shit was kino.

>>79498516
Your opinion is the worst.

>>79498550
The first movie is missing what made Friday the 13th popular, that's why.

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>>79488505
>infinite possibilities for monsters
>DUDE ZOMBIE HILLBILLIES

>>79498633
one dark night > night of the bad movie

>>79498550
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is even worse.

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This is so underrated

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>>79498663
Get fucked, brah, they're both delicious 80's horror. Plus, Night of the Creeps has the best cop character ever conceived.

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>>79498642

BENNYYYYYYYYYY

SCREW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>79498669
Kill yourself, kiddo

>>79498892
IT'S THE POWER OF THE NIGHT!

>>79498892
3/10

>>79500535
With 1/10 being the best?

>>79489130
this one fucked me up. My fucking dad made me wach it before having my wisdom teeth removed.

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plebs get out

>>79500960
troma is good

google children at play

>>79501322
isnt that the movie where a bunch of kids get killed at the end?

>>79501588
No, it's where a libtard goes to the backwoods to spout his bullshit and gets fucked up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3aEND9NS5w

>>79495044
>dont bug me when im cleaning my room!
he was pretty based wasnt he

>>79488455
the 70ies were objectively the best era of horror flicks

I'm torn on which is the better film

Alien or The Thing

>>79502480
Are you the same guy from the other day? Do you want yous?

Alien is slightly better

>>79502480
The Thing is objectively better

I love Alien but the first half of it is practically pointless, and the only scary moment the movie has was the Xeno jump scare in the vent

>>79496104
4 is fucking awful. Way worse than 3. Literally Red dit: Scream Edition. Kill yourself.

>>79502586
>calling a movie reddit
literally lose your virginity and kill yourself

>>79502544
>objectively

This word again...

>>79502631
>being this new

it's a spee meme

>>79502544
>the first half of it is practically pointless
Yeah, if you're a plot babby, but then again most people are

>>79502598
kino

>>79502605
Scream 4 is way too obnoxious and in your face. It beats you over the fucking head thinking "hahaha this movie is so epic, witty and quirky xD amirite?". They should've called it Quip 4: The Quippening. Shit like the black cop spouting the worst quip in movie history AFTER getting stabbed in the head would make Josh Whedon blush.
>don't you get it anon? its funny cause he got stabbed in the head, is dying but then referenced that actor he previously mentioned. not only that, he said "fuck" right before he said "bruce willis". it's funny because "fuck" is a naughty word and he's saying these two trivial things despite the fact he's dying. lol, so quirky right, i mean who would say this shit when they're about to die?
It also has the worst killer reveal in the entire series. Way worse than 3. Literally no chase scenes. They spend about 10 minutes baiting us into thinking Emma Roberts killed Sidney and will be taking over the protagonist role for Scream 5. Who the fuck did they think they were trying to fool? That whole charade was transparent as fuck. For a series that loves to be up it's own ass about how it dares to defy genre conventions, it literally never has defied any genre convention. Ever.

>>79502728
>Horror movie
>nothing but a bunch of boring characters talking, eating, working and sleeping

I love the movie but this is all the first half of it is. It's fucking gorgeous but it doesn't particularly build toward anything. The Thing is just a far better watch.

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Is Slither horrorkino?

>>79502901
I like it