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if you've actually seen the movie this makes no sense. the sex scenes are incredibly tame

M E M E S

>>79487762
What do you think those cucumbers were used for?

>taking a cucumber
>not mounting your dragon dildo to the seat
fake image
only a loser who was too gutless to buy dildo's would stage a pic like this

>>79487799
A nice salad

>>79487799
Cuckoldry.

why a cucmuber and not a dildo

>>79487799
you have to sniff them to find out

>>79487852
disposable, can make wagies clean it up

>>79487852
they get the cucumbers for free

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>>79487863
>mfw making silly boys clean up my mess

imagine the pusy stink in that theater, it'd smell like a fish market

>>79487762
PICK IT UP WAGIE!

*sniffs cucumber*

mmmm yes... so nice

*collects all the cucumbers and takes them home, lowkey taking a sniff here and there on the way*

Was at the movies this weekend and this two 50+ year old, drunk whores with too much make up and their skirts hiked up way too high for their saggy legs and asses were trying real hard to flirt with the guy tearing tickets who much have been 16.

It's was pathetic.

>>79488064
>50+ hussies trying to fuck 16 year old guy

that sounds like a good thing for the guy though

>>79488092
he looked scared shitless

>>79488113
well yeah, imagine two super horny milfs come at you like a pair of predators, wanting to mess you up so bad in bed you'd be sore for days

but you wouldn't say no, would you

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>>79487762
>tfw you buy popcorn just to "accidentally" drop it on the floor

>>79488214
>milfs

Nigga do you know what MILF even means, sometimes there's mothers I do not like to fuck. Especially old saggy worn out and desperate women going through menopause

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>>79488232
>tfw you buy panties and wear them for a week without washing just to "accidentally" drop them on the floor

>>79488293
are you a lass, lad?

>>79487762
>plastic is still left on

whoever is charge of this viral marketing should get fired

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>>79487902

>>79488287
you made them sound pretty sexy, dude

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>>79488317
I'm a hairy, muscular and tall man.

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>>79488349
This is an unpleasant turn of events.

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>>79488386
Can't win 'em all, friend.

Does anyone else unironically eat healthy foods in the movie theater?

>>79487799
to create a tuna and cucumber sandwich

>>79488347
believe me, they weren't

>>79487762
Was that picture taken in Norway? That's how cucumbers are packaged in Norway.

And they cost 3euros for one.

>>79489190
You should drive over to Finland and get them for 2 euros each.
They're also packaged like that here.