hey this is not that bad

I liked that old Indian guy.

>>79484138
>hey im fucking retarded
ok

>>79484138
>>teenage girl wish fulfillment fiction

yer gay bro

KStew is too beautiful for words.

>>79484138
PK. So theres this vampire whos HUNDREDS of years old right but the one thing he really really *really* wants is to hear this 13 YEAR OLD GIRL TALK ABOUT HER BIG GURL THOUGHTS AND FEELIES

die

>>79484138
Literally the only thing good that came out was the Baseball scene.

>>79485777
Fuck off nigger.

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>>79485777

>>79487330
wow, jesse eisenberg really let himself go

>>79484138
The first movie was great. The rest.... not so much.

Twilight is a great filter

Plebs will latch on to the fact that's it's for teenage girls and call it shit, patricians will analyze it impartially and recognize that's it's objectively well-made

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It's a fine movie. Never bothered checking out the sequels though.

Yeah it has that sort of Bank Holiday Monday feel to it, the kind of Jules Verne, Edgar Rice Burroughs story of derring-do, which I've always loved

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>>79485777
she was but then she went full dyke/hobo
she looked amazing on snl but of course that was just a costume

>>79484138
It has some kino scenes I have to admit, like that baseball one

>>79489415
I love her as dyke desu

>>79485777
So don't say anything
Dumb nigger

>>79484138
Eclipse>Twilight>BDpt2>New Moon>BDpt1

>>79484138
They are pure shit just like this board you fucking idiots