Why this piece of absolute kino has such negative critiques?

Didn't some guy try to do this in real life, and his girlfriend died? There's a documentary about it I'm pretty sure

>>79479613
>There's a documentary about it I'm pretty sure
Pls tell me more to help identify the source on this. I'd love to see it.

Didn't she fart once on the set of Blue Lagoon?

>>79479687

>SLAP

>>79479653
It's called the real castaway

>>79479737
>google it
>Intercut with this wealth of survival footage is a touching homecoming of sorts, as Popplewell and Rachel return to the island 12 years later to reflect on their adventure through the benefit of hindsight.

She didn't die you liar

>>79479573
>fapbait
>anywhere even close to absolutekino
Your measurements are obviously full of errors you need to correct. Try again,

>>79479573
One of my faves

>>79479573
Roberto Marinho pls go

remake with camcam when?

>>79480579
>if a film contains nudity it must be fapbait
>(you)

>>79479573
The sequel was better