So this is what women get off to, huh?

>>79478679
76% of the audience who went to see this was men

>>79478679
Dominent men are a consistent fantasy. Duh. same with powerful and rich men. Same with quasi rape and submission. Have you never fucked a woman before? Literally every broad is into getting pinned down and fucked hard and having no control at he very least. That's vanilla tier shit.

>>79478679
Does the girl get her ass eaten in the sequel?

>>79478724
I saw it tonight. It was mostly women. I think there were only two other men besides me. I even saw many women by themselves.

>>79478820
how did they get past the NSP?

>>79478679
Plenty of women think this series is shit. They aren't a hivemind, OP.

>>79478679

This is to women what James Bond is to men, just self-insert fiction.

>>79478724
Nah

>>79478854
Post ur tits

>>79478854
>Plenty of women think this series is shit.
Sure, they say that to appear intelligent in front of their co-workers or elders or spouses. I guarantee they would watch it if they had the opportunity.

>>79478770
>Literally every broad is into getting pinned down and fucked hard and having no control

I'm not.

>>79478859
bond is more nuanced than that

>>79478890
Then the men aren't doing it right. Sorry you've never had good sex.

Girlfriend claimed to be into BDSM. So I buy some bed restrains, ball gag, etc, and the moment I slap her face "I went to far" this after jamming a buttplug into her ass, beating her with a riding crop, spitting on her face and spanking her by hand.

Women don't know what they want.

>>79478877
>n-no they don't mean it because I say so

Why are women such memers?

>>79478899
I've had great sex, I just like topping :^)

>>79478890
Then you're boring in bed.

>>79478926
I don't doubt there are dykes and asexual women who had been molested and/or raped that wouldn't enjoy these movies, but any woman not in those categories saying they don't enjoy the idea of a rich powerful young man pampering them with every comfort imaginable as well being rough in the bedroom is straight up lying.

>>79478958
Failure as a woman.

>>79478898

-some- bond movies have strong narratives and good characters but in the end they're just movies about a guy that kicks and punches and shoots lots of bad guys, always beds beautiful women, has cool gadgets and saves the world every single movie.

>>79478813

She gets her ass BEATEN in the sequel. Except this time she moans instead of cries.

You can do pretty much anything to a woman if you own a helicopter. This guy doesn't even do much.

>>79478985
>women who don't like bdsm and being dominated are dykes and child abuse victims because I say so
>I have absolutely no statistical data to prove this

Keep reaching, nig.

>>79478996
Fun fact: statistics show that almost as many men want to be dominated as women. Humans as a whole identify as subs more than doms.

>>79479026
>women who don't like bdsm
This isn't even BDSM, it's just rough sex. He fucking ties her hands up, pours lotion on her, and then fucks her missionary. That's BDSM to you? You must be the most boring lay.

>>79478679
films men will never understand?

>>79479056
I wouldn't know, I never watched this.

>>79479052
Which is why life is candyland for a dominant top

>>79479087
I stand by my assertion that you're bad at sex.

>>79479056
Is that really the extent of the """kink"""? Fucking lame. Good to know that i've had freakier sex than most peoples conception of "nasty BDSM naughtyness"

>>79479096
I stand by my assertion that you're triggered and don't like your "literally all women are the same" worldview threatened, fat loser :^)

>>79479056
I cant get off unless Im being choked

>>79478859
>men fantasize about being international playboy secret spy that saves the world
>women fantasize about being tied up and having things shoved up their butt
how do we fix women?

>>79479127
I fingered a girl while watching this very movie tonight. And she loved it because she's a filthy girl. You probably would too if you got to know me.

>>79479132
they're getting there with the discovery of things like yaoi and shit

>>79479132
anal

>>79479132
Shove stuff up their butts

>>79479189
this

>>79479185
>anon goes to shitty movie to finger himself to it while crying only to go home later and brag about a fictitious girlfriend on a Bhutanese image board

kek

>>79478890
Boring.

>>79479229
She's not my girlfriend. Sorry, but unlike you I don't like being tied down :)

terrible romance movie and horror are the two easiest things to watch while you fool around with a girl. if its something actually good you will both be paying too much attention to fuck

>>79479250
>She's not my girlfriend

Right, it's your right hand :^)

>>79478854
Funnily enough, most are.
Women are fucking sheep just like most of humanity and are easily told what they enjoy by the mass media just by suggesting that all women enjoy thing.

STOP IT GUYS THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN HERE

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>>79479285
don't be too upset, you'll find someone who can drive you wild someday :)

>>79479250
>>79479285
>that sexual tension

What if Hollywood made a romcom about a femdom and a maledom having a belligerent tsundere relationship until they eventually find love in each other and battle for dominance in bed every night?

>>79479440
I have a guy who lets me love him tenderly, I'm set for life :3c

>>79479474
So set you had to come into a thread about a movie you're apparently not even interested in and have an argument with someone like me? Tell me how unsatisfying he is. I'll listen.

>>79478679

Currently watching a shitty cam rip of this. 20 minutes in and he's eating her out while she's standing and some shitty trap music is playing in the background.

>>79479503
By that reasoning you're not very set either if you come in here for a shit movie to argue women are a hivemind and throw a hissyfit when someone says no they aren't.

>>79479546
I made the thread :) and like I said, I'm not tied down by anybody. I'm just very good at what I do and I sense some trouble in paradise. Let me in.

>>79479571
>I made the thread :)

Why inquire about what women get off to and then get triggered when a grill says many don't like this movie? Sounds like you know nothing about women.

>>79478724
I work at a theatre. It's all women or a few couples.

>>79479546
I give it two years until you are juicing tyrones cock because your man don't meet your needs.

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>>79479602
>Cunt on the internet acts contrarian to popular female stereotypes because she alone is a special snowflake, just like every other attention seeking cunt on the internet
Color me shocked.

>>79479608
I would only have interest in Tyrone if he let me into his boypussy.

>>79479571
Dude I know just where you're coming from and it's embarrassing. This is probably the first time in your life you've gotten steady regular action with multiple women, and you're keeping them all on the line thinking there will be a relationship, but you know it won't happen and you keep the lies going because you are thinking with your dick, and then the depression sets it immediately after a nut. But right now during the lull you're playing King Shit to some other dude in his boxers lazily masturbating and browsing loli on another tab

>>79479646
Oops, looks like I touched a nerve. Stay mad :^)

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>>79479602
I don't think you know who you're dealing with.

>>79479715
>so threatened and insecure he has to upload "proof" he's not a fa/tv/irgin on a Kazakhstan image board

lmao

>>79479440
>>79479715
post pics pls

>>79479701
>Le stay mad meme
What is this, /b/ posting?

Did daddy sound mad because he used adult words lil pudden pie?

It's like talking to child with you.
Probably not even a chick, just some white knighting fuck.

>>79479715
This is so obviously doctored that I'm actually tumescent rn

>>79479938
whatever helps you sleep.

>>79479185
>lying on the internet
shame

>>79479715
>That chin
LOL

>>79478877
Pretty much every woman I know hates this shit. One girl I know (a bit of a prude desu) was deeply disturbed when the book first came out because her mom was way into it. When she tried to read it, she said "its basically just a lot of rape."

My dyke friend thinks its stupid (obviously,) and a lot of women I know rail against it because "muh sexual abuse/rape culture." Which is fair, but most of them also read really rapey yaoi, and don't realize the irony.

>>79480244
women crave rape and rough forced sex

>>79478724
99.99% of statistics are made up just like this one.

>>79478679
More like this is what stupid women think they should get off to and do anyway because gotta be in.

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>>79480616

>>79480680
Maybe the cucumber got something out of it by not being eaten and being "eaten"?

>>79478679
i don't.

femanon here, i'd rather visit porn site and masturbate than watch/read this series. i already tried it but never got horny. I guess im just in the minority.

>>79480821
>I guess im just in the minority.

No, you're just not in the normie/old housewife category.

Is it me or does the theater get moist whenever these movies play?

>>79479440
No one cares how you impressed your mom, anon

>all of these violent rape fantasies

no wonder you queers hate pedophiles, you're all scum.

>>79480269
I like rough (consensual) sex, but this movie looks like it is pure dogshit-tier. I would only consider reading the books or watching any of the related movies if someone paid me to do so. I'd honestly probably rather just read erotic fanfiction or some shit.

>>79479715
>that fat neck and chin

Anon confirmed for fucking men in drag.

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>>79481314
Lol cry more.

>>79481390
Your sister's got some bad stretch marks bro.

didnt this keep just come out like last year? why do we need another?

>>79478679
Basically - a man can be a psycho as long as he has money.

>>79479440
>I love it when you are gentle
Fucking jump ship bro, that's some basic bitch talk.

>>79481390
>shagging a black girl
what a fucking idiot

>>79478679
I laughed at the villain character, and the scene where she's in the big important meeting with the publishers and saves the company by saying the safest bullshit possible that anybody could have said.

Tbf how much do Hollywood movies cater to common kinks/fetishes for men? It's just generic 20something blonde women getting fucked missionary

>>79479440
I'm so fucking lonely.

>>79478679
If he's a chad with lots of dough yeah. That's a double threat (triple threats don't exist for them because those two things are all that matters).
All that S&M baloney is just filler, something to flesh out their shallowness