>mfw overhear women talk about film

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>hear women talking about a film
>it's actually a flick

>>79474965
You listen to what they're talking about?

Why would anyone do that?

>film begins
>woman is doing something other than making a sandwich
so sick of this liberal hollywood shit

I'm pretty sure every white girl has seen the notebook at least 10 times

>literally just talking about how attractive the male actors were and nothing else

Every time.

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>>79474965
>>79474987
>>79474995

>>79474965
>things that never happened

I work with women. They only talk about their homes, pets, vacation plans and thats it.

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>mfw no women in real life would ever pass the bechamel test

even when they're discussing a movie it's just about which guys they found hot in it

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>"like pulp fiction is such a strange film lol, oh remember the bit with the guy in the leather costume ha! like that was so weird...are you going to janie's party on saturday?"

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>>79475025
LMAO this
grow some balls and get laid

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>Fapping to girl on facebook
>accidentally see her shit taste in shows and movies

>tfw overhear women laughing in the office
>tfw stop everything im doing and listen to make sure they're not gossiping about me

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>>79475080
>complaining about women online
>tells others to get laid

>>79475126
>he thinks women are anything beyond fuckholes and mild entertainment in conversation

Embarrassing.

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>mfw accidentally hear something that comes out of a woman's mouth while trying to stare at her tits

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>>79475182

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>>79475118
>walk past two females on the street
>hear them whisper and giggle

>>79475201
Not an argument.

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>>79475291

>>79475338
I agree with this image, your point?

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>Girl sits next to you in the cinema

>>79475338
Jesus christ faggot if you love women so much why don't you MARRY one!

>>79475354
Agree in what way?

>>79475356
Gross!

Aww, feel threatened by the possibility of a woman being more intellectual than you, sweetie? Oh hon, might want to get over that inferiority complex if you want to get far in life. You'll meet many more women better than you sugarplums, and they're not gonna like you.

>>79475047
>bechamel test
Tfw men are so retarded that they throw around concepts thinking it makes them smart but don't even know the actual name of the term

>>79475417
>Aww

Stopped reading right there. I'm not even looking at myself typing, currently laughing at how much of a loser you are, lol!

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>>79475355
>tfw a girl sits next to you and then proceeds to unknowingly expose her arches and heels to you

>>79475440
>woman has no sense of humor

color me surprised.. NOT!

haha hey i hate women too xd

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>>79475025
>>79475080
>>79475126
>>79475201
>>79475338

>>79475355
You kiss them when that happens. Didn't you have a dad teach these things to you growing up (or even an older brother)?

>>79475707
Statistically speaking it's getting more and more likely that the answer to that question is "no"

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>>79474965
>mfw overhear rich women analyze the latest kino they saw in some european film festival that i can't even pronounce

>>79475707
>You kiss them when that happens

Enjoy spending 30 years in jail for assault and rape

>>79475456
q-quick b-better take a photo so i can post it on /tv/

>>79475686
When will this retard shave his head? He looks like a massive cuck like this.

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>>79475707
What if it's a girl (male)?

>>79475823
that's obviously from a creep thread on /b/ newfag

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>go to liquor store/ supermarket
>there's a dude shouting REALLY loudly about how great American Sniper is

almost got me to watch it desu

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>>79475025
Bieberhole69?

>>79475849
You suck their feminine dicks, of course.

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>>79474965
>Quentin Tarantino's my favourite director, he's an artistic genius
>Tarkovsky? The guy who animated Powerpuff Girls?

>>79475885
Don't bother, it's one of Clint's weaker recent efforts.

So we're just playing along here? Women never talk about anything but themselves.

I was at brunch with some female friends recently and the topic of movies came up and they just talked about Harry Potter for 20 minutes. I tried to steer the conversation elsewhere but it always got back to Harry Potter.

Then the boyfriend of one of the girls said that "the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are my favorite movies ever made" and I just kind of wanted to be shitposting on a wapanese kino board instead of spending another minute there

>>79476149
>implying you've seen a woman in real life
I haven't either but that's beside the point.

>>79476173
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was his favorite?

>>79476173
Ah, the eternal struggle.

Hate internet, wish to leave vs Hate irl, wish to leave

It always comes back to this...

>>79476210
I work with them everyday. Granted, I live in flyover country, but they don't care about anything besides where they are eating tonight.

>>79475182
>mild entertainment in conversation
>women

hmmm a puzzler for the ol' grey matter

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>start to develop oneitis for a girl
>stalk her on facebook to see what she likes and her opinions
>oneitis cured

>>79474987
For pussy.

>>79476173
>>79476228
>tfw you forget you're irl and call someone a nigger and everyone starts hating you

>>79476228
that's why we have drugs

>>79475417
>womansplaining

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>woman talking to a man without being spoken to

>>79476328
>At bar with two acquaintances and smoking-hot girl
>Laughing and joking
>Make 88MPH reference
>Two other guys laugh
>Girl confused, "I don't get it"
>Our heads all turn to her in unison, shocked
>"...you've seen Back to the Future, right?"
>"Oh, I don't like sci-fi films"

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>keep women in kitchen
>complain about them not knowing anything other than cooking

>>79476502
For fuck sake this. Too many times to count.

Dude a man that gets laid doesnt go out and talk about being laid. You are either desperate for pics or have never gotten laid yourself.

>>79476210
Kek

>>79476502
>>79476592
She was right, you're a pleb.

>>79476502
>going to a bar
>making jokes in a bar
>making people laugh in a bar

FUCKING NORMALFAG LEAVE MY BOARD ASAP

>>79476502
This >>79476630

She probably watches French kinos and there you are talking about your nerdy Holyjew trash with your dumbass friends.

>>79475417
t. roastie

you're fat aren't you

>>79476724
Yes, those types are ever so deep

>>79474965
>Women talking
Absolutely haram!

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are you an idiot OP? talk to girls like youll talk with a man with a big dick.
Because judging by your actions it seems like you only be talking to dumb sluts you find selling their pussy for a dollar

>>79477051
you ever heard of a term called "/tv/ is trash and it's only for shitposting nowadays?"

>>79474965
i have never heard a woman talk about movies in my entire life

not in an analytical way

>>79476724
Her favourite film was The Notebook.

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>mfw women makes film

>>79477104
This. It's always how hot Lee Pace's eyebrows look or some shit.

>>79477172
There does seem to be a rare breed of woman who really "gets" film and filmmaking. Don't think I've ever been lucky enough to meet one IRL, though.

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>>79477161
I'm so fucking sorry, anon.

But you're still a faggot for talking about Back to the Reddit

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>>79477223
Stop...

>>79476502
this is why i turned to traps.

>>79477051
sorry im new here Im from /b/ college

>>79477229
>Back to the Future
>Bad

Get a load of this pleb. I bet you don't even think BttF Part 3 is pure kino.

>>79476126
still shits on hacksaw ridge

>>79476345
>tfw you have to remind someone to hide their fucking powerlevel

>>79477172
THIS

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>Cinema banned me from the buffet

>>79475291
Not a counter argument

>>79478661
You can't counter argue a non arguement

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>>79474965
>need to invite woman to kinoplex due to no singles policy
>have to listen to her drone on about how hot each guy in the movie is

>>79475355
Time for fingerbanging