>It's a Lord of the Rings thread
>It's a Lord of the Rings thread
>>79462344
Nope, numales don't like Lord of the Rings.
...so, since this thread is already here does anyone play lotro?
>>79463845
>Nope, numales don't like Lord of the Rings
>>79463884
lmao
I miss playing Battle for Middle Earth II online desu
>>79463899
>lmao
Please leave Reddit friend
>>79463899
whatever helps you sleep at night I guess, but I'm not a numale
you'd be surprised, the shitposting in wc is not too different from here
What was Valinor's tax policy?
>>79463931
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DO YOU REMIND ME OF THIS FUCK
>you will never raise armies of haradrim to crush goblins ever again
JUST
>>79463845
>Nope, numales don't like Lord of the Rings.
>>79463931
this just keeps getting funnier and funnier
>>79464060
who are you even trying to relate to
what are you doing
>>79464060
I don't think you know what a numale is.
>>79463931
>AHHHHHH, A NEW 'ORDE OF ORCS
>>79463931
>>79464031
THE FEELS
Someone needs to copy BFME hero creation and custom maps where you fight heroes vs waves of hordes and make a moba/tower defense combo.
>>79464109
Playing videogames is pure numale ideals.
>>79463845
But they *love* to post on /tv/
>>79464289
If I were a guy I'd probably have given up on defending whether or not I'm a numale. But I definitely wouldn't be able to grow a beard anyway so what would I get out of it. I'd be bald as an egg.
>>79464199
WE PUT UP THE HA-RA-DRIM PALACE
>>79464199
>ANOTHER BUILDING ALL FINISHED UP
I AM THE MESSENGER OF MORDOR
did the tax meme already die?
MIDDLE EARTH SHALL BE FAIR ONCE MORE
>>79463884
I used to play it during released then stopped. Was pretty lore friendly while still trying to make a decent game
>>79464921
>>79464876
>playing as the baddies and finding the ring gets your mother fucking Sauron
>playing as the good guys and finding the ring gets you Galadriel of all things
Fuck it all.
>>79464204
I swear there is a lord of the rings themed moba. Forgot the name it was available for consoles as well
>>79464289
>>79464295
Neither of these pertain to LotR though.
>>79463931
>>79464204
>>79464204
https://forshire.blogspot.com/
you're welcome
>>79462255
Who was this faggot supposed to be, Glorfindel?
>>79464905
nah, there's no need to spam it non stop
>>79463931
>that cunt that spent all of his starting money on nazguls and rushed your base in BFME 1
>>79465049
>Galadriel is not powerful
>the only person who would be capable to resist the forces of Sauron
>one of the only elves alive to have witnessed the light of the trees
>Galadriel not important
>her hair literally captures the light of the trees
>the most powerful elf alive
>she wield one of the great rings
>hidden from Sauron
Galadriel is GOAT, deal with it you misogynistic pig.
>>79462344
How bitter are you that you don't get fucked and you hate niggers, faggots, jews and women?
>>79463845
Stephen Colbert loves LotR
>>79466881
And so does Varg Vikernes.
>>79462344
>i have a special name for things i dont like
Ok tumbrl
>>79465844
>be me
>born under the Two Trees
>my hair capture their light inside them, be beautiful af
>this edgy elf-prince falls for them, wants one of my hair
>tell him to fuck off because I am an edgy teen myself
>he is a great craftsman though so he captures the light of the Trees himself on some crystals to fap to
>whatever
>he gets increasingly paranoid over someone stealing them
>eventually this evil god shows up and kills his father, fucks up the trees and steals the gems
>massive shitstorm
>fast forward 8000 years
>2 civil wars, 3 genocides, millions dead, two continents obliterated, a dozen civilizations and races lost later, all this bullshit seems about to come to an end
>the gems are destroyed and the last Maiar follower of this asshole is about to get his shit rekt
>see we got his ring of power and we are going to destroy him forever
>this random dwarf shows up and likes my hair too
>he asks for a hair of my head
>dwarves are good craftsmen right?
>oh hell no, we are not doing this again
>give him a hair and two more for backup
>>79467001
I'd bang colbert but not varg.
>>79465715
mordor was weak as shit. zergrush everything with pikemen as isengard is the patrician tactics. the moment you had upgrades it was gg until like 1.2 or so