How did SNL get so good recently?

>>79462235
They stopped sucking obongo cock and actually started to do what they are supposed to do, making fun of the guys running the country.

Because We have a literal buffoon as president and that's all he'll be remembered for

Trump made SNL great again.

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President daughterfucking russian agent

>>79462306
Well, he'll also be remembered for pulling off the biggest political upset in modern history. Children 20 years from now will study in school how Hillary Clinton and the democrats were able to lose this election.

>>79462235
You don't need SNL to make this funny.

If somebody simply edited together footage of the 2016 campaign, they would have comedy gold. All you need is uncut footage of Trump, Jeb, Clinton, Kasich, Carson, Johnson and the others at their worst and it would be fucking hilarious.

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>>79462373
>ywn have a pop quiz covering trumps election

im glad i dont live in the usa

even being a britfag i am getting tired of hearing about trump on the news all the time, i cant imagine what it must be like in america lol

>>79462373
I don't think it's really so much an upset at all. Hillary had thirty years of people hating her and couldn't beat a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama in the 08 primary. If anything people will look back and ask how the hell they thought she would ever win.

>>79462481
Nice try

>>79462481
I live in fucking LATVIA of all places, and I am fucking tired of it what the actual fuck

FUCK

>>79462373
blah, blah, blah, TRUMP, blah, blah.

>>79462481
its just like the bush days when america was considered a laughing stock, as long as he doesn't start a nuclear war we're having a laugh in the UK

>>79462482
>I don't think it's really so much an upset at all.

It is considering virtually all political pundits and pollsters believed Hillary had it in the bag. The MSM was talking about a potential landslide victory for her mere hours before the first results came in.

>>79462537
You have low patience.

>>79462566
the uk is a laughing stock. you voted for brexit you stupid hillbillies.

>>79462373
>20 YEARS FROM NOW WE WILL STILL BE TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTION

That sounds like /r/The_Donald alright

can't wait for when we get to kill all these racist white motherfuckers

>>79462595
you voted for an orange clown with no qualifications who believes vaccines cause autism and global warming is a chinese hoax

euroscepticism has a long and relatively respectable history with support from both the left and right in britain, although admittedly we will probably end up worse off as a result of it, nonetheless there is at least a reasonable argument that can be made in favour of leaving. trump is just a political brain haemorrhage

Do they do any other skits that aren't about Trump?

>>79462674
shut the fuck up farage boytoy, you rape children.

>>79462482
i'd accept the claim that most polytical analysts are out of touch but when the betting industry worth billions has hillary as a very significant favorite and she loses, then it's a huge upset

Itt reddit

>>79462615
Pretty much every election is talked about in any in-depth american history class.
It'll probably be on par with Nixon/Kennedy

>>79462708
i have no idea, probably.

>>79462674
What bad thing has Trump done so far other than trying to keep his campaign promises?

>>79462272
>They stopped sucking obongo cock and actually started to do what they are supposed to do, making fun of the guys running the country.
When did they ever make fun of obama?

>>79462482
Actually outside of your basements we liked Hillary and it turns out it's kind of hard to win when the media is against you constantly hassling you about some emails no one cares about and while the entire system has been infiltrated by Putin. Hmm.

>>79462272
Which would have been fine if they had made fun of Obama and the people who ran the country when he was still president. Now rather than being scathing satire it is just another political view. Just as bad as CURRENT YEAR man.

>>79462723
>in-depth american history class

yeah and children won't learn that

>>79462235
>tfw Baldwin's Trump has gone from parody to character

Kate's Kellyannie has come along nicely too, now that they've dropped the "she's actually smart" shtick.

>>79462768
Most high-schoolers are legally children. I took AP US History when I was 17

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>>79462753
>the media
>against hillary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec

meanwhile the guy they got to play Trump is headlining rallies calling for his impeachment

>but they treat all politicians this way

>>79462747
Are you sure you read that post correctly

>>79462674
brexit is infinitely more respectable than that abomination you call a president

>>79462615
This election was highly exceptional in how the winning candidate ran his campaign. I get it that you are still angry at the outcome, but objectively, if you learn about political science, you have to study the election that cemented the importance of social media and the fall of the mainstream media.

>>79462818
Are you sure you wrote that post correctly?

>>79462805
>US History

American history is just a story people tell themselves to feel good. It's why there isn't a single academically respected US historian.

>>79462805
>>79462723
What children will learn about the election 20 years from now is how the Kremlingate started in the election campaign and Americans still voted for the puppet :^)

>>79462761
Pitch me an Obama sketch, hard mode: no "lol he's a nigger!! xD"

>>79462871
He's a liar and a murderer.

>>79462761
>WAAAAAAH WHY WONT THESE LIBERALS GO BACK IN TIME AND MOCK THAT NIGGER ITS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

>>79462761
>would have been fine if they had made fun of Obama
how? maybe he had some poor decisions, but they're weren't funny to point out. like what comes out of trump's mouth. even his mannerisms are funny.

>>79462888
Now make it funny.

>>79462888
lol xD you're right that is hilarious, they should have ran that

>>79462838
The exact same anti-globalism, pro-nationalism sentiment was responsible for both. Not sure how one can be positive towards brexit and then completely buy into the media lies about Trump. I mean, your very face of Brexit, Farage campaigned hard for Trump.

>>79462747
Lol. Being this illiterate.

>>79462888
hysterical.

>>79462907
This. I'm trying to think of fun ways to mock Obama for killing tons of civilians via drone strikes and I'm struggling.

>>79462871
His Muslim family on Christmas

>>79462373
>/pol/ is still fixated on the fucking election

Its over. Winning the election is only the start, and so far it looks like that accomplishment will be completely overshadowed by his failure as president.

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>>79462871
for starters, his mother was a literal whore

>>79462871
Music Man parody where Obama plays the swindler
Sketch where Obama acts like a teenager blaming the government for not being able to succeed ala Kyle Mooney's Chris
Obama spying on a girl's locker room, and when they call him out he chastises them and says it's for their own safety.

>>79462967
how is he failing as president?

>>79462967
When you say it like that it's like Hillary really won in the end.
Makes me think

>>79462939
yeah nothing cracks me up like dead civilians in war against terror.

>>79462373

Tell me how Truman defeated Dewey. No Googling.

>>79462482
Its a pretty fucking major upset. I don't know what planet you're on, you don't have to suck Trump's dick to realize this was a really historic election.

>>79462908
Obama dronestrikes a child. Laugh track.

Obama funds ISIS as they behead and rape children. Laugh track.

Obama firebombs an MSF hospital. Laugh track.

Obama ignites racial tensions in America, leading to a sharp rise in gang violence and police murders. Laugh track.

Hillary isn't around so we don't have that dyke doing that godawful impression. Her whole performance was sucking Hillary's cunt and it was awful.

Their political content can only get better from their pre-election low point. The press conference skits in particular are pretty hilarious.

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>>79462984
>mfw snopes doesn't want to touch this because it's actually true and factual

>>79462967
What do you mean? He has literally done more in the first 2 weeks than Obama did in 8 years as far as holding up his campaign promises go. I think you liberals are confusing something here. You hate Trump's policies, we get that, but him actually KEEPING his promises is not a failure to us.

>>79462994
losing court cases and throwing hissy fits on his twitter. republicans calling for impeachment not even a month into it. not looking good.

>>79462482
>being this delusional

>>79462747
They never did you stupid fuck

>>79462871
the golf course is closed (will ferrell sits in a booth being a stereotypical guy who sits in a booth and he sends him away) so obama has to find somewhere else to go so he flies around the world and tries to play golf in detroit, in china and in libya and you have a bunch of stereotypes in each place that showcase what he's done wrong but in a comedic, unbelieving fashion

hilarity ensues

>>79463018
No clue, I'm not even American, but I can assure you most American students, let alone political science majors 2 decades after that election happens did know. If not, then there is something seriously wrong with your education system.

>>79462838
you mean like when the pro-Brexit people publicly advertised that Brexit meant the wasted EU money would now be diverted into the NHS instead, only to go "yeah, that's not going to happen. we knew those ads were blatant lies but we didn't want to tell the truth since it would have hurted our case" the day after they won?

>>79462933
>>79463075
>Getting this mad over a reasonable assumption
Hi David Brock & Co., glad you could be here with us tonight!

>>79463062
>liberal court can't read laws and some cuckold calls for impeachment over something obama did in front of everyone

>>79463062
He lost a lower level court case regarding his executive order on immigration and that makes him a failure? Literally the same thing happened to Obama's much larger EO last year.

>>79463018
By winning the electoral vote.

>>79463062
Well, neocons and democrats have been calling for his impeachment since before he was elected, so it's not really a problem considering you guys literally are always wrong and never get what you want. The more you people whine about impeachment, the more certain I become Trump will serve 2 full terms.

>>79463132
>>79463147
but obama wasn't impeached over 8 years. trump will if he continues with his failures.

get ready.

>>79462988
Make fun of him for his promotion of the surveillance state would have been legit.

It's sad that so many people are ok with that shit and both parties seem to support it. Did any front runner on either side even campaign against it this time? Only politicians I can think of who speak against it are Ron and Rand Paul.

>>79463191
>Trump will be impeached over things that Obama did

That is black privilege, shitlord.

>>79463169
>you guys
nice assumption.

>>79463125
Lol

That number was the honest net figure and it absolutely could have been used for the NHS. It was the buttblasted remoaners that got pissy over the numbers saying >b-b-but rebates mean it's only 250 billion not 350 billion! and pretended to miss the point.

>>79463191
Sure, just don't get your hopes up because, you know, there actually needs to be a reason for a president to be impeached and hurting liberal feelings doesn't count. You guys keep losing and keep being wrong and it's starting to get sad.

>>79462445
Is making a starter pack meme considered nu male?

>>79463238
I meant gross not net

>>79463222
That's the privilege of being a well spoken, charismatic leader in control of his emotions and not some *autistic screeching* old capslock shitposter on twitter.

>>79463265
Caught a numale. I can smell the AXE and Starbucks from here.

>>79463191
He's going to get impeached because his executive order was temporarily blocked? I don't get it.

>>79463208
I have a feeling Democrats are going to pretend to care about domestic spying again like they did when Bush was President.

>>79462272
What is there to make fun of with Obama? All /pol/ has on him is that he uses a teleprompter. He's not buffoonish enough to be a goldmine like Trump and Bush

>>79463285
So being impeached has nothing to do with laws, just your hurt feelings?

Good to know.

>>79463147
But unlike Trump, Obama didn't repeatedly launch personal attacks on the judges and try to undermine the very core of the checks and balances system like a whiny bitch. Hence why the people's court sketch didn't happen under Barack but did last Saturday.

>>79462994
>>79463061
>lowest approval rating in history at this point in presidency
>Reportedly but Bannon on NSC without realizing it
>EO struck down in federal court
>NSA forced to resign in record time
>leakiest White House ever
>being photographed by country club members while discussing high-level national security issues, with classified documents out in plain sight
>Conway violating law by promoting Ivanka's clothing line
>Conway and Spicer contradicting each other within hours regarding Flynn scandal
>Within a day of Flynn resignation, news gets out that his campaign had repeated and constant communication with Russian intelligence
>DPRK, Iran, and Russia all callously ignoring UN resolutions to taunt us

It hasn't even been a month yet.

>>79463424
>you aren't allowed to criticize political activist judges in my totalitarian fascist state

how many people has trump fired from his group of friends now? not only a month in, still can't get rid of his television catchphrase.

>>79463291
I'm getting more boipusy than you ever will kiddo lmfao

>>79463459
Judges that do what they're there to do are "political activist judges"?

>>79463429
>Conway violating law by promoting Ivanka's clothing line
that was absolutely bizarre, she repeated it twice i think.

>>79463459
He didn't just criticize the judges, he's criticized the whole court *system*. There's a major difference.

One of his aides said "the power of the Presidency is not to be questioned" despite the fact that our government is built on checks and balances. Nobody is above the Constitution, not even the President.

>>79463459
there's criticism, and then there's unwarranted questioning of the qualifications of the judge just because you didn't like their decision. It's not even the first time Trump had whined about a judge not being qualified to judge a case involving him. Remember when he said a judge ought to recuse himself from a lawsuit against him because the judge was a latino?

>>79463521
They are if they disagree with Trump, I guess.

SNL is clearly liberal, there's no denying that. That said Trump is easily more comedic than Obama. The way he talks and acts is basically asking for parody.

Also the things they could have called Obama out on aren't really easy to turn into jokes. Stuff like increasing government surveillance or the execution of a US citizen without trial because he was an "enemy combatant" aren't really "funny" you know? Being orange and angry on the other hand is pretty funny.

>>79463521
Overstepping their authority is not what they're there to do, Trump's EO was clearly legitimate and would have been upheld everywhere outside of the radically leftist 9th circuit

>>79463459
He didn't give any arguments or explain himself in any way, just shouted big words on twitter because he lost.

>>79463579
Trump doesn't even read the EOs handed to him, how could any of them be considered legitimate?

>>79463579
What about the guy who originally found it guilty?

>>79463579
I guess that's why Trump immediately fired Sally Yates for saying the EO was unconstitutional and she would not enforce it.

>>79463617
He overstepped his powers. Federal judges don't decide constitutionality of law, the Supreme Court does.

>>79463611
can Trump even read?

>>79463579
>Trump's EO was clearly legitimate

Lets see your law degree senpai. The Supreme Court will end up deciding if its legit or not.

>>79463579
There were multiple judges around the country that declared it unconstitutional, because it is. But I guess you understand the law better than all the courts and civil liberties organizations that said otherwise.

>>79463669
The current theory is that he does it at a fourth grader level. There's a sketch in the illiteracy rumors just waiting to happen.

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>>79463429
>lowest approval rating in history at this point in presidency
These are the same polls that said Hillary had 99%+ chance of winning.

>Reportedly but Bannon on NSC without realizing it
So?

>EO struck down in federal court
9th Circuit is extremely liberal and biased. Over 80% of its cases get reversed because they are a joke and can't read laws.

>NSA forced to resign in record time
>leakiest White House ever
Glad to see you're pro-Deep State. You want to overthrow some third world country next?

>being photographed by country club members while discussing high-level national security issues, with classified documents out in plain sight
Nitpickery, also that place has SCIFs so you're an idiot.

>Conway violating law by promoting Ivanka's clothing line
Michelle Obama appeared in Subway commercials. Where was your outrage?

>Conway and Spicer contradicting each other within hours regarding Flynn scandal
Nitpickery.

>Within a day of Flynn resignation, news gets out that his campaign had repeated and constant communication with Russian intelligence
Again, Deep State at work. You're a good little CIA puppet.

>DPRK, Iran, and Russia all callously ignoring UN resolutions to taunt us
The UN is a joke and you're a joke for thinking the UN matters.

Checkmate, Hillshill. :)

>>79462235
When the subject of their "comedy" came in line with your political predispositions.

>>79462708

They literally don't anymore.

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>lmao trump amirite XD
10/10 comedy, america

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>>79463521
>>79463540
>>79463558
>>79463597
Read this please.

You do not need a fancy degree to understand this law.

>>79462871

Obama keeps telling his daughters he is putting down redlines when it comes to them riding the BWC.

>>79463775
It didn't ban just aliens, though, retard. He banned people with Green Cards and fucking U.S. Passports.

>>79463807
>any class of aliens
>any class
>any

>a n y

>>79463611
Even if that was true your argument doesn't make sense

>>79463656
not a judge

>>79463660
wrong

>>79463701
Wow more than one judge in the entire USA thinks that way? Also, the 9th circuit decision is just on the temporary pause on the order, the case still hasn't been tried on its merits.

>>79463775
You have to prove there is a legitimate threat to justify it. Like Carter did, when it was a negotiating tool for the Iran hostsges. Trump team's argument was "trust us, bro. Wish we could give details about terrorist threats but that's like mucho classified," apparently not understanding you are allowed to brief the court on those classifies details.

>>79463807
Except those parts were amended. Nice try Hillarybilly.

>>79463729
>"nitpickery"
>buzzwords
>ad hominems
>strawmen
wow nice work /pol/, as usual

which method of suicide will you use when trump gets btfo and hillary wins the special election

>>79463579
Honestly Trump just has a huge PR problem. Being super right wing helped him win the election but it's hurting him now.

If he came out and said "We're putting a temporary ban in place so we can review the immigration process and make sure things are being done safely" people would be upset but not like this.

They're not looking at just the order, they're looking at it in the light of his statements during his campaign about banning Muslims. They're using that basically to argue that this isn't just a temporary ban for the purposes of reviewing the process but instead a ban motivated by religious discrimination.

He has an uphill battle now to re frame things he wants to do. Even the wall wouldn't upset people so much if they didn't think he wants to build it just because he hates Mexicans. He needs to get out there and start aggressively presenting an alternative narrative but he doesn't seem to be doing that very well, the left has taken control of public opinion right out from under him just like the right did when Obama was in.

Weird how neither side seems to be able to hang on to both political power and public opinion at the same time.

Why is it ok to be a trump shill but not a hill shill?

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all part of keikaku by maestro Mike Pence and the GOP jews

Why do so many people on this board pretend to hate white people?

>>79463864
>You have to prove there is a legitimate threat to justify it.
[citation needed]
Also banning people from countries in the middle of civil wars involving terrorist groups might prevent detrimental immigration but what do I know.

>>79463864
The threat is that there is no legitimate vetting process in the banned countries. Once they establish a better screening process, they'll be alowed back into the country
The list was also made by the CIA under Obama so it's ridiculous to blame it all on Trump

>>79463729
>the choice is between the murderous CIA-led Deep State and the world's most incompetent wannabe-autocracy

Why can't we just not do either?

>>79462235
They haven't. They are relatively the same as they've been the last few years. They keep doing the same boring, safe comedy that appeals to the retards that usually watch their show.

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>>79463864
Judges do not get to make calls on national security. That is exclusively the Executive branch's decision to make.

Also those countries were banned because 4 of them do not have functioning governments (and therefore cannot give us any vetting information on ANYONE who comes into the US) and the others refusing to cooperate with vetting.

This is common sense. Read the fucking Constitution.

>>79462235
It's not any funnier then it used to be, it's sucked for 20 years, however when there is a big pop culture or political story it will get more viewers, and ratings go up, the sketches them selves are not as funny as they have been in the past.

>>79463868
Yeah, good job doing it after the fact, the whole debacle you just highlighted how incompetent the administration was

>>79463558

>the judge ought to recuse himself because he's a member of La Raza and says America belongs to Mexico

WHAT THE HECK HOW COULD THAT RACIST DRUMPF SAY THIS?

>>79463018
The only reason Truman's win over Dewey is remarkable is because of poor polling. That election was the first where significant amounts of polling was done by phone, but the pollsters didn't account for the fact that the demographics that were likeliest to own a phone also skewed Dewey. It's more a statistical anecdote than a historical one.

And no, I didn't google that.

>>79463948
So you admit the 9th judges are out of line. Glad we agree.

>>79463895
>"We're putting a temporary ban in place so we can review the immigration process and make sure things are being done safely

That's exactly what he said. His problem isn't his PR, it's the fact that the media hates him for not being one of them.

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>judges from all across the country say the EO is fine
>but dipshits in dumbfuckistan get to put the entire country at risk because they're butthurt about the election

Look where the 9th Circuit is located and then you'll realize what actually happened.

>>79463935
that picture makes no sense, putin is pretty chill with muslims “I would prefer Islam not be mentioned in vain alongside terrorism”

>>79463558
>Remember when he said a judge ought to recuse himself from a lawsuit against him because the judge was a latino?

It was actually that the judge had ties to La Raza, but facts don't matter.

>>79463935
>fuck up the Middle East through Israeli and Saudi and Qatari proxies
>complain when there refugees fleeing from destabilized nations
>laugh at countries like Germany that have to clean up America's mess

National security, my ass.

>>79463895
>PR problem
There is literally nothing he could do at this point. The term "muslim ban" to refer to this recent EO was pushed by the media. The fourth estate has more power than people give it credit to.

>>79463656

>liberals are unaware of how government actually works that they think the Attorney General is a judge

Literally disgusting

>>79462373
The opposite. They'll rewrite history and pull whatever statistic they can to show the Trump's winning was as inevitable as those before him. They already did it with Obama who was once just a 1 term senator underdog. By the end of his 8 years, his diversity coalition was seen as unbeatable and the new face of america. Historians will rewrite this as well so they look like they weren't surprised at all.

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>>79463886
You didn't counter a single thing he said

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>>79464033
No one forced Germany to open its borders to the Muslim horde.

>>79463807

Those are aliens, retard.

>>79463729
>Michelle Obama appeared in Subway commercials. Where was your outrage?

Was she paid for that/does she or her family have any financial interest in Subway?

>>79463775
Yes the President has the right to ban immigrants, and several have done it before, but not on the basis of religious or racial discrimination. That's the issue. The courts are arguing he's put this ban in place to stop Muslims simply because they are Muslim.

He hasn't done enough to distance himself from that "Muslim ban" campaign statement. If he had never said that before he probably wouldn't be having any issues now.

>>79464076
True, but no one forced America to fund jihadis to indirectly weaken Iran and then pretend like they had no hand in it.

>>79463895
He had literally every news source except Breitbart hanging shit on him, every celebrity in Hollywood denouncing him, every """poll""" saying he was going to lose.

And he still won.

Fuck PR.

>>79464121
I'm not for that either. Blame the neocons and neolibs for that shit.

>>79463864
These 7 countries are the same ones the Obama administration said have terrible vetting procedures comparatively to ours.

>>79462235
When David Brock started paying me more

>>79462235
kek trump said that his immigration ban was "not about law but common sense", and now he's getting btfo in a court of law. they should have a court of common sense for him!

>>79462235

>A group of people literally so infantile in their mindset and convinced of their own superiority that they cannot actually state with any factual basis in reality why a person is bad, only that they are.

>A people so deprived of factual content that they are unable to logically defend their own opinions or political stances if challenged on them, instead being forced to resort to constant and ever-escalating appeals to emotion

>A group of people so delusional they constantly display signs of a communal persecution complex and lash out frequently at their perceived oppressors to the point where they become the very thing they claim to be rallying against


>This is all the same group of people, and they also lack the ability for self-reflection or critical thought to realize the above.

These people want to rule you as a child rules an ant farm, folks.

>>79462235
Repubs in the WH

>>79464115
>but not on the basis of religious or racial discrimination.

Those travel ban is a list made up by the Obama administration under vetting concerns. They do not have cooperative or functioning governments. If it was a Muslim ban it would have to include many more countries.

I'm sorry, understanding how the law works must be hard for you.

>>79464042
True, not a judge. But Attorney General is the main legal adviser to the government, so AG saying it might be unconstitutional and thus should not be enforced has validity. Firing Yates over expressing her legal opinion that didn't agree with the EO, only for the courts immediately putting a stop on it a week later just made Trump look like a fool.

>>79464157

you sound like a faggot

>>79462373
>implying the LIBERAL school system would teach how they failed miserably

>>79464090
you can't be a citizen and an alien at the same time you dingus.

>>79462373
say it with me
EIGHT
YEARS

>President Trump praised Wikileaks when they exposed Hillary
>suddenly hates "illegally leaked" info on Flynn

Really activates the almonds

>>79463061
He's crashing this bitch through sheer stupidity. He is proving to be completely tone deaf and slowly being eroded by more experienced politicians. So what does he do. Tweets more.
I hope he figures it out soon or it's going to be 4 years of what we have right now.

>>79464194
She was only AG because Sessions was being blocked. AG's basically just justify whatever the President wants to do no matter how tortured the reasoning needs to be.

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>>79464194
Yates was an Obama appointee and the 9th Circuit is notorious for getting its verdicts reversed due to the fact their judges are extremely biased.

It's called the "9th Circus" for a reason. This is all happening for political reasons, not legal ones.

You're defending the 9th because you're upset about the election.

>>79464197
You sound upset!

>>79462373
OH MAN I DON'T AGREE LIKE MY HERO JOHN OLIVER RABBLE RABBLE

Don't you guys ever get tired of these boring political observations? Why don't you keep politics and TV separated? Why does it need to be on every board?

>>79464179
>He hasn't opened a news website, much less a real newspaper, in the past four weeks

I pity you, but I understand why. Being a fool is easy.

>>79464142
The neocons that infest the Trump regime and have been given a new lease on life? Why are Trumptards unable to see how stupid the Iran hawks are? Some of you voted for Trump to avoid war with Russia without realizing that Russia is essentially allied with Iran and China. They're not allied because they like each other, but because it's mutually beneficial to oppose US hegemony. If Trump tries to play one of these countries off the other, it's not going to work.

Luckily, Trump has already shown himself to be a complete amateur so he won't accomplish any of his foreign policy goals.

>>79463923
You need to stop getting your news from Trump. There already is a vetting process for people coming in from those countries, and it works so well that not a single person allowed through has done anything. The idea that they're all just flooding in with no checks is retarded.

>>79462815
Funny how they value Hillary's loss over Leonard Cohen's death

>>79463993
Show me when he said that. If he did, he didn't do it enough which honestly kinda surprises me since he already circumvents the media through twitter, why doesn't he put speeches up directly on youtube or some shit where he can make his case?

>>79464036
The left pushed "Muslim ban" just like the right pushed "Obamacare" and honestly I'm kinda impressed they pulled it off Democrats are usually a disorganized mess but they all got together on this.

He needs to do more direct communication. I don't really like Trump but this is something I think he does well and absolutely shows up Obama at, Obama was a great speaker and the Democrats wasted it. They should have had him giving speeches as much as possible and delivered as directly as possible to the people. I thought Trump would actually do this considering his love of twitter but hes not. When they don't get out there and speak directly to the people they're practically inviting the media and the other party to take control of the narrative.

Why not do weekly videos on youtube? It'd be like a modern version of Roosevelt's fireside chats.

>>79464225
Eight years of Pence.

>>79464250
>AG's basically just justify whatever the President wants to do

Funny, considering that Jeff Sessions was saying that is the opposite of what you should do as AG during Yates' confirmation hearings.

>>79464307
>Dude I hope WW3 happens so I can be proven right about my butthurt over hillary not winning xDD

Lolberals are completely insane

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>Paul Ryan's face as Trump continues to tank

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so

what's trump's tax policy like? any juicy deductibles?

>>79464301

(((Newspaper)))
(((News website)))

If you can't understand why the whole fake news narrative was created and why it's so delicious to watch it used against it's creators, you never will.

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>>79464282

Sunk costs. They need to convince everyone they didn't fuck the country up out of revenge, because if they stop, they'll kill themselves from the embarrassment that they got conned.

>>79464317

>The left pushed "Muslim ban"

8D chess.

>>79464317
Trump called it a Muslim ban himself, as did all his spokespeople

>>79464385
>>79464374
And he walked it back. The EO is not a Muslim ban and no amount of delusion and mental gymnastics can change that.

>SJW all over want Trump impeached
>when Pence is actually basically a nazi who would gas faggots if he could

>>79464334
Nice strawman, maybe you'd like to respond to the actual argument next time retardo

>>79464385


Except the 4 countries with the largest muslim population on the planet weren't included.

Really activates the almonds.

>>79464309
As is the idea that if they had publicly talked about the travel plan beforehand and thus ironed out shit like also banning green card holders, all the bad hombres would have used that window as a last chance opportunity to flood the country. Vetting takes like 18 months!

>>79464404
>WW3 NOOWW I WANT TO BE VINDICATED AT ANY COST!!!

>>79464374
>>79464385
He made the Muslim ban comment during his campaign yes I'm aware of that but to my knowledge he never actually referred to this executive order as a Muslim ban.

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>>79463578
>Being orange and angry on the other hand is pretty funny.
Not really though. Trump is hard to do right because he's so over the top already. These sketches won't be funny 5 years from now. They'll seem like what they are- asspained liberals. The way Baldwin contorts his face shows how truly angry he is and once you see that it stops being funny and just looks weird.

>>79464307
Trump is definitely not friendly with the neocons, which did everything they could to stop him including backing Hilary.

>>79464327
Obviously that's not their official job description but that's what they actually do no matter which party controls the WH.

>>79464363
>I only trust people who AGREE with me, thank you very much!

Are you so fucking stupid that you can't read both the Washington Post and whatever bullshit Breitbart or RT propaganda you prefer? I mean holy shit, you could've read 5 articles from each in just the time it would take you to read through this thread, but you won't because you'd prefer to remain an ignorant fool.

>>79462871
Barrack invests in Amazon drones, but they start killing small brown children. XD

>>79464439
He asked Rudy Giuliani to make his Muslim ban happen after getting elected, he specifically called it that.

>>79462747
I see you didn't get it from the first 3 people who replied to you so I'll give it a shot.

That was >>79462272 's point, they didn't make fun of him.

>>79464393
Then maybe don't be stupid enough to call it a muslim ban in the first place and undermine the entire validity of your executive order. Or prepare it so poorly people with Green Cards could not at first come into the country. You're shooting yourself in the leg before the ink is dry.

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>>79462235
The season sucks kinda like the last what 10? The Trump skits just seem so forced to me. Like we get it you think "HES LITERALLY HITLER!" and you hate him but move on to something funny for a change.

And before anyone calls me a Trump supporter I didn't vote for him I wrote in Ron Paul. They say Trump is like the Cowboys you either love him or hate him. But I'm someone who's kinda neutral to him because a lot of people I know or work with voted for him. And they seemed very pleased in what he's doing.

>>79464482
So you want open borders just because of campaign comments.

Fucking insane.

>>79464427
Can you point out where World War 3 is mentioned in the original post? ;)

Why are Russian shills like you so obsessed with American military superiority anyway?

>>79464468

You just proved my point from before.

In the same post you said
>OMG LOL U ONLY TRUST PEOPLE U AGREE WITH
>EVERYTHING I DISAGREE WITH IS RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA

And as I said before, you lack both the capacity for self-reflection and the capacity for critical thinking to see that you quite literally are, in fact, the very thing you claim to be so rabidly opposed to.

>>79464393
He didn't walk it back and that's what this is. He even said that he'd make sure to get Christians from those countries and exclude the Muslims. You're the one with delusions and gymnastics.

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>>79464504
>We should have open borders because I don't like a thing Trump said during the campaign

Insane. Absolutely insane.

>>79464439
>>79464408
>>79464393

Of the attacks that have taken place on US soil since 9/11, how many of them were committed by people from the countries on the list, and how many were committed by Muslim countries that were not on the list?

Follow up, do any of the Muslim countries not on the list have, in some way, financial interests that are tied to Trump?

>>79464403
This.
Trump just doesn't respect anyone whose not a straight white man, Pence straight up hates people who are not straight white men

>>79464509
Trumplets can't win any arguments these days, they always have to resort to strawmen. Why is that? Because you're stupid? Or because you know you're wrong?

>>79464509
>campaign comments.

>>79464482
>after getting elected

hmmmmmmm

>>79464522
So you're pro-open borders.

Everyone from Syria should be allowed to come in and not have any sort of vetting requirements.

This is what you want.

>>79464534
>Dude you need to wait for refugees to commit acts of terror ON US SOIL despite Europe having massive terror attacks in their countries before you set up any security measures

Liberal insanity.

>>79464503
It's phrased poorly, due to the fact that Obama was, until recently, one of the guys running the country. Instead of interpreting each as a separate statement, I combined them

Fucking sue me

>>79462235
They started trying.

>>79464534
>Trump doesn't operate a hotel in wartorn Syria or Libya

damn, now I think we should #ImpeachTheCheeto

>>79464546
Open borders.

>>79464552
Open borders.

Liberals literally want to kill US citizens to prove political points.

>>79464534

Oh look, this narrative again.

>LOL TRUMP EXCLUDED COUNTRIES HE HAS BUSINESS TIES IN HES JUST DOING IT FOR MONEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLELRLELRELELELRELRELEL

How quaint.

Let me give you a tip:

It isn't a Muslim ban. It's an immigration freeze on a group of countries that, right now, are strongholds for ISIS or are currently in a state of civil war or damn near civil war to the point where whatever government exists within those states' borders cannot police their populace and prevent potential terrorist exportation from within their own populace.

Muslim ban fits in a soundbyte better, but it was anything but. Take a good hard look at the nations that have the highest Muslim populations compared to those that are on the list.

>>79464515
Say what you will without basis about my personal intelligence, but I will be always be more informed than you, because the sources I read have some basis in the truth. History has proven this time and time again. Enjoy your ignorance of both history and of the present.

>>79464534
The countries on the list are ones Obama flagged for additional scrutiny I believe targeting people who visited there but not necessarily targeting people just for being from there.

I don't like Trump but these arguments that it's because of his business interests are silly, he literally used Obama's list.

That said I think the way Obama was handling it was better but I don't think Trump's decisions were motivated by business interests.

>>79462235
Because Trump is so easy to attack, it's effortless

>>79464621

The same people that want open borders lock their doors whenever they leave and lock their cars whenever they park somewhere besides their own garage in their super-white upscale neighborhood.

>>79464556
>>79464582
>>79464621
>>79464526
>>79464509
DAMAGE CONTROL

DAMAGE CONTROL

ALL HANDS ON DECK

DAMAGE CONTROL

POST MORE IMAGE MACROS

>>79462235

Because you got your 10 cents to make this thread after the other one 404'd.

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Am I the only one who thinks that Conway looks really terrible in most of her TV appearances? Don't they have someone to do hair and makeup before press conferences? I saw her last night on Fox News and she looked like a washed-up stripper running on three hours of sleep.

>>79464670
Liberal resorts to screaming now that he lost the argument.

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But....but.....

SNL said... :((((((((((

>>79464582
>>79464605
>>79464624

Answers neither of my questions, which weren't rhetorical or gotcha questions. I was genuinely asking if any of you knew.

Especially the answer to the first one. Have any immigrants from the countries on the list caused terror inside of the United States of America? Have citizens from countries not on the list been responsible for terrorist acts on US soil?

>>79464621
>open borders

you realize the US does not now, nor has it ever had open borders right? There has always been an immigration process of some kind.

>>79464625

So stop pointing out the obvious and handicap myself so you can look competent?

Nah. Kneecapping you with your own words not only works just fine for me, but it's pretty amusing.

Just because you can't keep up in the actual discussion does not give you free reign to try and construct an artificial narrative in which you can somehow convince yourself you're 'right'.

When you have to shield yourself from reality to protect your beliefs, your beliefs should be changed.

And before you try it, I don't 'shield' myself from reality. I quite happily embrace it. Trump is literally everything I wanted from a President.

Everything.

>>79464556
There are vetting processes already in place. If they're so terrible, make your case why they are bad and then go about fixing them, and do it like Obama and delay the process by implementing additional waiting period. You do not do it by banning people who have already granted visas and green cards, unless you can prove they are a threat and cannot be allowed in.

The ban stopped people getting already approved medical help in the US, exchange program scientists and students from getting the education and research opportunities they had already invested in financially, families being reunited after years of vetting process.

>>79464717
No, but they have been arrested for attempted terror attacks.

You want dead Americans to prove your political point. You are scum.

>>79464718
Letting in refugees who have zero vetting information is open borders insanity.

>>79464676
To be fair she has basically the second hardest job in America after Sean Spicer.

>>79464686
Strawmen aren't arguments, please formulate something meaningful I can respond to before you post again :)

>>79464716
>nbc
FAKE NEW- oh wait it's in favor of Trump.

Carry on.

Why is it so obvious that these threads have always about three faggots arguing?

>>79464747
>zero vetting information
This doesn't happen.

>>79464746
>There are vetting processes already in place.

No, there isn't. There's nothing to vet in some of these countries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev2e7i-NZ48

>>79464746

>Do it like Obama did

That's how you get shit like F&F, the Boston Marathon bombings, the gay nightclub that got shot to shit, etc etc.

What was being done wasn't working. It is the definition of insanity to repeat the same actions expecting different results.

>>79464326
Sad part is they'll still try to spin it as a victory even when Trump gets impeached.

Pence seems like a pretty decent guy so far. I'm a liberal and I'd still take him over Trump.

>>79464747
pls show me the proof the refugees go through 0 questioning.

if you think the vetting processes currently in place are insufficient fine, but don't say they don't exist.

>>79464775
>>79464801
see
>>79464779

If there are no records or databases, then no vetting can occur. This is not up for debate.

>>79464759

When your enemies have no choice but to admit you're right, it isn't fake news anymore.

It's reality.

>>79462235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI3g_laToxE

Actually pretty top kek

I miss this- political satire died after the Bush era because all only lefty cuck comedians get any work

>>79464792
What did refugees from the banned countries have to do with any of those things?

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>Make a post saying you hate SNL because they are biased against Trump but also say you didn't vote for Trump
>Shills completely ignore it

>Say you hate SNL and your a Trump supporter
>Non stop shill replies

Really makes one ponder.

>>79464747

>You want dead Americans to prove your political point. You are scum.

I don't want anything to prove anything, I'm asking the question to find out more information. For fuck's sake, man. If anything I'm wondering why countries that may have been responsible for attacks on US soil have been left off of the list.

>>79464792
Boston guys came over under Bush, there ate years worth of new restrictions and more vetting procedures put in place since then. And the Orlando shooter was born in fucking Queens, iirc.

>>79464843
>say you dont like Trump
>GET OUT LIBERAL SHILLERY
I understand your pain anon

>>79464837

Oh look, another appeal to emotion.

Bowl of M&Ms, 10% of them poisoned, etc etc.

We shouldn't have to wait until American blood has been spilled needlessly on American soil in order to defend American interests and put American lives first.

>>79464717
people from those countries have been arrested for involvement in terrorist plots since 9/11, also many of the countries on the list have only recently gone to shit

>>79464809
>Cannot vet all Syrian refugees
>the means none of them are!!!!!

anon come on now...

we can have differences of opinion, if you said "I think the process is not secure enough" that'd be fine and even if I disagreed with you I'd at least think you were sane but you're trying to change facts.

>>79464720
You seem obsessed with your imagined "actual discussion" and "artificial narrative" and "rightness." What I would like you to do and what would make you a more educated, informed citizen would be to acquire knowledge not only from the news sources you agree with but also from the news sources you disagree with; incidentally, the ones you disagree with happen to have the longest proven track records of actual respectable journalism, which is why most people think you're so fucking stupid when Trumplets like you trot out Breitbart, RT, or Zerohedge articles, or even worse, post a screenshot from Twitter as fact.

Your obsession with other people is preventing you from educating yourself. You are the worst kind of busybody, and it only hurts you.

Oh, and it's free rein, not free reign. But you wouldn't know that, because you want to remain a fool.

>>79462871
the capitol hill executive order sketch

>>79464845
Because those countries cooperate with the US when it comes to vetting procedures.

Syria, for example, does not have a stable government for us to collaborate with on immigration. A refugee from Syria, for example, has no background history we can look at. He could say he's just a harmless breadmaker when he's in fact an ISIS operative. We have no way of knowing.

>>79464889
>Bowl of M&Ms, 10% of them poisoned, etc etc.

literally feminist logic lmao

>>79464856

Happened under Obama's watch. He was at best asleep at the wheel, and at worst allowed shit to happen as the bodies made convenient excuses to try and ram through powergrab legislation either completely under the radar, or on a pre-fabricated emotional frenzy.

>>79464900
If you cannot vet all refugees, then you are playing with fire. Anything short of "all" is extremely neglectful.

Allowing in refugees from countries that do not have functioning or cooperative governments is irresponsible and dangerous.

>>79464889
Then explain to me why gun control is such a taboo in the US, if you're so invested in saving lives and stopping blood to be spilled in terror attacks. Or do school shootings and white extremist violence not count?

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HAIL TRUMP

LIBERALS, COMMIES AND OTHER SCUM BTFO

>>79464915

>Not playing Russian roulette is 'feminist logic'

1/10 I replied.

fuck you guy I gon watch some haruhi

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>liberals said that the US economy would crash with drumpf
>the opposite happened

wtf happened guys we're supposed the on the right side of history :(((((((((((((((

>>79464942
they account for fewer deaths than terrorism this century

>>79464944
You're friends with commies now, didn't you get the memo.

>>79464925
I'm not getting your point. Trump's ban wouldn't have stopped them either.

>>79464942

Because the Second Amendment exists solely as a safeguard to protect against infringement upon the First Amendment.

As soon as you start making progress towards impinging upon the second amendment, you can strip away the first.

Plus, having an armed populace serves as a significant deterrent against any foreign power attempting to occupy American soil. The Japanese were the last nation to even give it a moment's thought and even those crazy fuckers realized it was a really, really bad idea to try and put boots on the ground in the mainland United States.

>>79464958
He used the countries Obama had already flagged m8.

Not a Trump supporter but these "why did he pick those countries?!?!?!" posts are really stupid. We know why.

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>>79464958
You're right, better let them all in like Germany and France did.

What could possibly go wrong?

>>79464953
Have fun

>>79464889
>Oh look, another appeal to emotion.

Says the guy appealing to fear

>>79464909

Sure, I can understand that, but when the countries that are cooperating with us are the ones that also have the people that actually commit acts of terror, how much is that actually worth?

I'm basically asking, if we've got proven terrorists coming from those countries NOT on the list, why aren't they also included in the ban? Regardless of government cooperation. The 9/11 hijackers came from none of those countries on the list, for example.

>>79464997

Yes, but did Obama have them flagged for extended vetting or for a complete travel ban?

>Liberals in this thread want Americans to die before they can be convinced that unfettered muslim refugee immigration might be bad

Sickening

>>79464968
>He thinks stock market indices reflect the health of the actual economy

Wow, we must be three times richer than we were in 1997!

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SNL isn't funny.

>DUDE DONALD BLUMPF LMAO
>DUDE SHIRTLESS PUTIN LMAO
>DUDE KATE MCKINNON LMAO

Leftists are stupid and that's why they're losing all across the West. I use liberal tears as lube.

>>79464992

You aren't getting the point because you're specifically telling yourself to avoid getting it or you've been conditioned to disregard it.

It's right there, plain english, clear as day.

If you aren't getting it, for one reason or another it's because you don't want to.

>>79464993
I sincerely doubt the Japanese thought it was a bad idea to invade the US because they'd be shot at by random dudes with guns.

Not saying all your points are wrong just I have a hard time believing that one.

>>79465037
>don't trust your lying eyes! trust me, the butthurt democrat who has been wrong 100% of the time for the past year!

hmmmmmmm

>>79464993
>having an armed populace serves as a significant deterrent against any foreign power attempting to occupy American soil
what are nukes?

>>79465015

>Self preservation is 'fear'.

A nation is allowed to defend itself, it's interests and it's citizens within it's own borders.

Any nation that is unable to unwilling to do so is a failed state.

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>>79464988
Russia hasn't been communist since 1991.

>>79463895
>f he came out and said "We're putting a temporary ban in place so we can review the immigration process and make sure things are being done safely" people would be upset but not like this.


that's what I don't get, when I read about this is literally what I though

>temporary immigration ban so they can reform/review current vetting of incoming immigrants to make sure vetting process is suitable/works/whatever

i don't get why it's literally hitler

>>79465025
>extended vetting

2 times 0 is still 0.

>>79465061
Yes, I agree, the country is in fact three times richer than it was in 1997. The economy is also three times healthier. The Dow proves it.

Libshits btfo

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>>79465066

>Nukes occupy territory

I get that you're pretending to be retarded, but you still look retarded and that's what really matters.

>>79465113
Thanks, Obama.

>>79465084
people look at it in light of his "Muslim Ban" campaign comments. He hasn't done enough to distance himself from that.

Somehow Mr. direct communication has ceded control of public debate to the media. Sad!

>>79464245
He's not gonna last 4 years if he keeps this up.
Old guard repubs are gonna eat him alive.

Hell, one leak took down a major adviser and branded the whole fucking WH as potential traitors.

>>79465113
And don't you forget it, commie.

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>>79462753
>We liked the nonce defender

Lol maybe in a California where they pat themselves on the back for their AoC while fucking babies.

Islam stands for everything the left is against. If most Muslims were white the left would be calling for a crusade.

>>79465046

The Japanese are the only people in the modern era to have launched a ground invasion against the United States.

The Japanese could've skirted the NW coast of the NA continent down past Canada and landed in Washington or Oregon.

Instead they opted to land their forces in Frozen Asshole, Alaska.

They did so because they knew goddamn well if they tried to invade the mainland US not only would they have had to fight the US Army, Airforce and National Guard, but the Police and any citizen with a firearm and the means and will to reach the front lines.

They would've been driven into the sea in a fucking day.

>>79465120
nukes may help to reduce american population to manageable levels tho
also fear factor, etc

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This board used to be so good.. and im talking about just a year or so ago. Where did all these dull liberal sjws come from?

>>79465120
>nuke Japan in 1945
>occupy a month later
>occupy it to this day


...?
They aren't mutually exclusive

>>79462871
>@RealDrumpf WORST PRESIDENTS?! AT LEAST WE WUZ PRESIDENTS N SHEEEIT!
>*one election later*
>...
>AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!

>>79465120

>Nukes occupy territory

Actually, they deoccupy territory.

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>>79465183
Democrats = Party of Islam

>>79465120
m8 he means they'd nuke the people then occupy the territory after and you're personal arsenal would do nothing against that.

That said why would someone want to occupy an irradiated wasteland? Probably no country would nuke a territory they wanted to control but you know they could still use regular bombs. The general idea that the average citizens personal arms would do nothing against a modern military invasion is pretty sound I would say. Not saying that means no one should have guns but if you have them because you think you're gonna defend the homeland you're probably a bit deluded.

+ I is the only difference between running and ruining a country
- Don't you mean I "am"?
+ ... only time will tell.

~Donald BJ. Trump

>>79462984
But muh Milana.

>>79465210
>why are people disagreeing with me

This is a free speech board, you probably got lost during your trip from /r/the_donald

>>79465199

>Trying to nuke the nation with the second largest stockpile of Nuclear Weapons on the planet that is capable of delivering said arsenal to any location on the planet.
>A good idea.


The day a nuclear weapon detonates on American soil is the day humanity as a species goes extinct. We literally have it within our power to enact a global Samson Option.

>>79465248
Then we're all agreed.

An armed populace would have zero effect on a war for American survival.

>>79462871

>Obamas on vacation, just trying to enjoy life.
>Citizens keep approaching him with forced smiles and sweating him, asking him uncomfortable questions about whether or not he misses being president.
>While he's waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park, a guy asks him if he'd like to do some reading while he waits.
>He agrees and the guy rolls out a teleprompter that reads "WELL AS IT TURNS OUT I PLAN TO COME BACK TO OFFICE"
>Barack becomes increasingly irritated by all this.
>A fat guy runs up to Michelle and basically throws himself at her feet, "Please, oh god, tell me I'm too fat! Call me a pig!"
>The Obamas get freaked out and finally leave.
>Alec Baldwin as Trump strolls in, people all act like they weren't begging the Obamas to come back.

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>MUSLIMS ARE SO PEACEFUL THAT THEY'LL BECOME TERRORISTS IF WE VET THEM SO WE SHOULD JUST IMPORT MORE OF THEM WITHOUT VETTING

Liberals genuinely believe this.

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Holy shit.........

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsFR8DbSRQE

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>>79465306
Good thing that's not what I said in the first place.

Way to set up and knock down an argument nobody ever actually made.

I think there's a term for that, isn't there?

>>79464356
not particularly
most of the taxes he's proposing benefit big businesses and the rich
Only the super poor, super rich, and singles benefit from his income tax rates

D

>>79464317
>Why not do weekly videos on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am1DfjmGcvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSew1jkb_40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0CSUhF4tyA

>>79465380
Good, fuck the normies

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

They didn't.

They just get spammed in the media by mega corporations like Univision, because of the need to demonize Trump.

Inb4

>muh popular vote!
>muh 2-3% margin of error!

>>79465375
>having an armed populace serves as a significant deterrent against any foreign power attempting to occupy American soil

Really deters my almonds.

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>>79465242
>says its a free speech board
>says its great snl is finally making fun of the president
>says it would have been racism and unfunny if they would have made fun of obama


Also
>/tv/ thanks snl is funny

Personally, I think its all the capeshit that brought all you boring Le nerds here.

Anyways. Whatever.

>>79464476

This would have been good.

>>79465423
I only said the first thing you stupid fucking nigger

Where are you getting these crazy ideas?

>>79464589
Autism

>>79465412

I'm willing to bet right after you made that post you realized what a fucking retard you looked.like when you made it.

>Armed populace
>Can't invade by land because the populace will militarize and will hound your every step
>Can't just nuke because that signals the end of humanity as a species

I'd write it in crayon but it's fun watching you stumble over yourself in a desperate attempt to try and be right about something so I'll let you keep doing it.

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Daily reminder that Hillary had the mainstream media, big banks, dodgy voting machines, millions of illegals AND STILL LOST

>>79465392
Well damn he's doing it. Still he needs to promote it more, pretty low viewership numbers.

If he can get people going to him for news about he's doing and not the media then he wins back control of his image.

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>>79465467
Okay then, stinky

>"nigger"
Youre not fooling me.

>>79465473
You can't invade period because the US is a nation with a nuclear arsenal. If their existence is threatened, they will drop those fuckers.

You're also still retarded thinking Cletus and his wannabe M4 will do shit against a conventional invasion.

The Iraqis had a lot of small arms too. Didn't stop a drone from leveling the neighborhood and an Abrams driving down the street to clean up whatever sad saps survived.

You've been watching too much Red Dawn.

>>79465515
The only people who would go to him for news are the people who already cultishly worship him. No one else trusts a word that comes out of his mouth.

>>79465642
Nor should they when he keeps getting caught lying, repeatedly.

>>79465642
>>79465728
You can disagree with what he says, but he genuinely believes it. He's not lying if he is just misinformed but is telling it as he sees it.