>Go to cinema >No singles policy

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>goes to 4chan
>no dubs policy

>>79460036
it's because a trips policy is in place

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>cinema lobby

>it aint me starts playing

>>79460006
Does a falcon count as another?

>>79460036
Some folks are born, maaaaade to get dubs
Ooo, they're repeating numericals

>go to cinema with gf
>jus prima noctis policy enforced

>>79460006
F

apply yourself

>go to cinema with girlfriend
>Finally! I can bypass the no single policy, i think to myself
>look at a new sign in place, and my heart skips a beat
>"Interracial breading grounds policy is no in effect"
>Fuck...
>notice Robert is working today
I'd rather it be him than with someone I'm not comfortable around.

>be a dumb frogposter

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>>79460804
Wtf did you just say about pepe??

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>go to Jewish Cinegogue
>Circuminspection day
>forgot to tape foreskin back
>get kicked out
How is this allowed?

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>Go to the girlfriend rental service because I really want to watch Lego Batman
>Only gf I can afford is the fat girl with one eye
>Cinema guard tells me that she doesn't mets the cinema beauty standards
>Didn't get a refund at the gf store

>go to cinema
>no crab legs

>>79461751
>go to zylon 7 home of the crab people
>they don't have cinemas

>>79460036
Fuck moot and his policies.

what is my local cinemas tax policy?

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>cinema refuses to recognise my falcon as a citizen, despite the legal ruling, and doesn't let me in due to the nsp
Help me find a decent lawyer bros