anyway how is your sex life, anything happen on valentine's?

>>79458307
i found out my e-gf is cheating on me.
yes, i am very sad and lonely.

>>79458412
You guys aren't in a proper relationship tho

>>79458435
yeah, but she keeps lying to me.
telling em she loves me and shit.
and when i ask, she says there is no one else, which is worse than just telling me the truth.
but yeah, i'm over it.

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>>79458412
>e-gf
i know i'm on fucking /tv/ but jesus christ

oh hai mark

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got hammered and rung up a girl to tell her she had a great ass while my roommate was plowing his girlfriend

fun night

>>79458461
You my friend got e-cucked

I recently learned that my ex got a breast reduction shortly after we broke up. That makes me weirdly happy.

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>>79458412
>e-gf

I shitposted on /tv/ about what would /tv/ be doing during valentine's.

>>79458536
Born too late to explore the Earth
Born too soon to explore the galaxy
Born just in time to get e-cucked.

This is the cyberpunk we deserve.

>>79458307
I've never held hands with a girl, never hugged a girl romantically, never kissed a girl, never had sex with a girl.

I went to bed early and slept for eleven hour straight and somehow still woke up tired

I took my gf out for din din

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>>79458837
i feel ya anon

>>79458864
fuk u

>>79458574
They probably play world of war craft or some shit

i browsed /mu/ all night and listened to Loveless and had a pizza.

>>79458837
I've been called a creep/rapist/stalker so many times I can't even imagine meeting a girl who would even tolerate my presence.

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>>79458307

>>79458307
Turns out my messenger gf is a dude.

>>79458412
ex gf or email gf? jesus /tv/

>>79458875
>>79458954
But Chad told me there is someone for everyone...
Did he lie?

>>79458412
>e-gf
where to get an e-gf?
>over 30
>no friends no job no hobby no urge to partying/drinking, so no place to get around people, woman
>online datesites are crap, cant even get replies, and all women there are fakes, scums, golddiggers, and/or fats

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>>79459015
_no

Went to a first date with a 17 year old and woke up next to her. Only 2 months of unjusting and I'm already starting to do great.

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>>79458551
>I recently learned that my ex got a breast reduction shortly after we broke up. That makes me weirdly happy.

so, uh, how big were they

>>79458307
I fucked my gf and decided once and for all that I felt nothing for her and that I've gotta breakup with her soon
(Also she's hot af, but really needs to clean her vag)

>>79459055
Convince me, then.

>>79459138
She wore a few different sizes but H was the biggest (34 band). Yeah, they were some big fucking tits.