>HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

>>79456409
>Meeeennnn

File: lindsay-lohan-charlie-sheen-in-bed-scary-movie-5-weinstein-company.jpg (39KB, 550x400px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 550x400px

Do American men always wear t-shirts whilst having sex or is it just a dumb network thing because nobody wants to see Charlie Sheen's bloated sweaty torso?

>>79456661
American men always wears their t-shirts and american women always wears their bras.

>>79456409
>mom I hate you LMAO

File: alan-moves-back in.jpg (17KB, 313x235px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 313x235px

>CHARLIE I NEED TO MOVIE BACK IN BECAUSE I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE

>>79456692
I can understand the bras, but is a shirtless post-sex male so offensive that it must be censored by a baggy plain grey t-shirt?

File: 1486777337192.jpg (61KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1280x720px

>"UNCLE CHARLIE WHAT IS A CLITORIS?"
>*audience explodes into laughter*

>>79456661
>movie shows a couple lying in bed after sex
>women has the sheets up to her chin
>man has the covers pulled down practically to his dick

>that episode where he cuts his finger making dinner and gives everyone HIV

>>79456763
>Meeeennnn

What has become of charlie sheen since he came out with the HIV thing?

Obviously Charlie's tax policy was obviously very easy-going since Alan literally spent a decade living there rent-free.

>>79456830
>uhhh winning! XD

>>79456830
He literally and figuratively became a tiger.

>>79456877
There's an episode where Charlie has to start saving because his bookie has ran away with his monies.
Also when Charlie dies and is replaced with Walden, it turns out Charlie was pisspoor which is why Alan movies in with Walden instead of inheriting the house.

>>79456661
In addition to that men also wear shoes in bed

>>79456409
typical "nice guy" legs

>>79456955

First season is pretty much noncannon

>HEY ALAN GET MY AIDS MEDICATION LOL

>>79456409
Hi aidsman.

>>79456409
Did charlie shave his legs?

>>79456692
I am very self conscious about my fat body and don't want my invisible gf to make fun of me when we sleep together :-(

File: 1440267284624.jpg (9KB, 368x304px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 368x304px

>>79456794
>woman has the sheets up to her chin
>she gets up for some reason
>has a bra on

>>79458553
legit kek

>>79458553
>Meeeennnn

>>79458553
>>79458672
MEEEEEEEEEEN

btw is this show still running I remember ashton kutcher replacing aidscuck

>>79458713
no. it ended with a completely random episode in a season where alan and ashton pretended to be gay to adopt a kid.

>>79458750
That's not true. It ended with Charlie Sheen's character, which had been killed off after Sheen got into a fight with Chuck Lorre, turning up alive and stalking Alan and Ashton to kill them in revenge for stealing his life. Then when he has a change of heart and decides to apologize he's randomly killed for real by a falling piano and then Lorre shows up to mock him because he's a petty bitch.

And since Sheen obviously didn't want to come back for that there were Charlie Sheen bodydoubles the entire episode.

>>79458835
a random way to end a season where walden and alan adopts a kid. or charlie's lesbian daughter comes by.

>>79458872
Ah, I get it.

Yeah, they didn't know what they were doing anymore. As evidenced by the endless parade of would-be Jake replacements.

The first couple season are not that bad.

>>79456409
Alan should've helped out with the taxes.

>>79458835
There's nothing more butthurted than a Jew with a grudge.

File: candy-kandi-two-and-half-men-April-Bowlby-13.jpg (44KB, 345x377px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 345x377px

who was the best girl /tv/
this is my choice

>>79458835
>this is actually true
wtf

File: 1486446862243.jpg (101KB, 853x772px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 853x772px

>>79458610

>Anon posts the black version of the meme on /tv/
>on /tv/
Never change Spinelli

File: Sexy Aly Two and a half Men Best Of Two in a Half Men.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>79459696
I'ma have to go with Aly.

>"HEY ALAN!!! SEX!!!!"
>laugh track

>>79460149
>Meeeennnn

File: rsz_charliesheen3.jpg (94KB, 700x462px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 700x462px

>>79459696

>>79459696
The obsessed one. What was her name again?

File: Sheen-Girls 2.jpg (114KB, 576x548px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 576x548px

>>79456409
This dudes banded so many hot young chicks since the 80s.

>>79460511
and now his dying on aids

>>79460638
so what, he's old anyway, he had a good run, you gotta die of something

>>79460669
I rather have a long life, a big family and see how my work helped my kids and grandkids have a better life.
Hedonism is not the answear for perfect life, but still (((they))) tell you that it is
>HEY GO.. I MEAN GUY LOOK AT THIS AWESOME PEOPLE LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN
>THIS IS THE LIFE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>REMEBER TO EARN AND SPEND AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, ALRIGHT MY SHEE.. BROTHER?

>>79458610
It's called the "L shaped" covers. Very popular demand in the movie world

>>79460719
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>79456409
>those legs
wow it was really obvious he had AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

>>79460719
you can still die youg anyway, you can't control everything, have a good life while you can

File: 1486711184305.jpg (36KB, 494x494px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 494x494px

>>79458835
>Mfw I remember watching this

>>79460719
Agreed

>>79460799
You're still safer from the AIDS hanging around him than you would while within a 10 mile radius of a kardashian household

>>79460929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA-MoS9FZHQ

>>79460802
yeah but at least I will be remember as a great man not some weak junky who throw away his life
>having good life
>overusing drugs
pick one

>>79458530
it's also pretty much watchable

>>79458530
why?

File: Sheen-Girls 1.jpg (88KB, 634x476px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 634x476px

>>79460638
Fuck, RIP prime pussies

>>79461013
you won't be remembered, not like charlie and his movies anyway
i don't mean you have to be just like him, just live your life don't be too careful about everything, control is an illusion

>>79460719
>>79461013
You sound like a huge faggot.
Which is pretty bad, because I actually agree with the sentiment, but the way you put it is incredibly gay.

>>79461116
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

File: 78bf90ac0bfc7de7e8eb0635617a0404.jpg (180KB, 736x622px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 736x622px

>>79459696
she's the devil
i would let her peg me

>>79461120
do I say you need to control everything?
>>79461130
so put it in none gay way wiseguy

>>79461233
>I rather have a long life
i hope you do, but maybe you won't
>a big family
>see how my work helped my kids and grandkids have a better life
you are projecting so much lmao and getting so triggered,
>REMEBER TO EARN AND SPEND AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, ALRIGHT MY SHEE.. BROTHER?
i'm not saying that either

>>79461233
do wathever you wan't with your life but don't judge other people cause they were more successful

File: charlie.png (272KB, 560x560px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 560x560px

>>79461116

at least he's not kicking the bucket

File: 13245321561475.jpg (52KB, 418x557px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 418x557px

>>79459696
>you know it's true
>also Chelsea's boobs

have any of you seen his new interview where he seems to be doing really well and basically says all the "TIGER BLOOD" shit was because he was taking testosterone injections? He seems to be doing well, even after the crazy fun he had. The dude is seriously winning.