Guys, I want to see this movie, but I can see there is a huge taboo against a single white male seeing it by himself. Most people who go to see it are bringing kids, but I don't have a decoy child to bring and have no idea of how to get one. My cousin is the only person I could possibly think of (he is 7), but he lives all the way in Philadelphia. What should I do?
Grow up.
>>79446513
>TFW Dad and I use our niece to see kids movies all the time
BUMP
i'm serious
Great thread. Could have used falcons or whatever else you newfags keep talking about.
>>79446513
Just go watch it by yourself, sit in the back and don't make eye contact no one will look twice. With that you'll be able to jerk off with all the kids in front of you
wear blackface and wear a hoodie
Put an ad out for someone to go with you
>>79446513
Whether you go alone or with friends people will still think you are an autistic brony manchild. If you're too pussy to own up to the fact that you want to see a kid flick then pirate the Adam West cartoon movie that came out last year and wait for LEGO The Batman to be on bluray.
nobody fuckin cares. go see it.
If you dont want to see a movie because you are concerned about what random people in the theatre think about you you are an absolute fucking cuck.
Buy a ticket for something playing around the same time. Go directly inside the Lego movie instead. If it's assigned seating, go for something at the top, less likely to be full. Or go until way late in the evening, less chance of being full or kiddies there. Buy ticket online and have them scan or take ticket and go in. They literally don't care and trust you won't be the only one going alone to see it.
>>79446513
>but I can see there is a huge taboo against a single white male seeing it by himself.
Wear blackface. Problem solved.
You realize that you worrying about it is even more autistic and sadder than actually going to see it right?