Be very...very hhhmmm now
>tfw character had literally zero development from the start of Episode 1 to now
>>79445331
kek, but I love it
I was taking a piss. What happened to the boat? Is all the gun powder gone?
>>79445331
Mmmm...character development...hmmhhhmmm. Are ya crown, or are ya company? aaahhh mmm.
>>79445373
gun powder is fine, the boat is btfo though
>>79445373
It blew up...with no survivors!
>>79445281
Without spoiling it, what the Holy heck is this show about? It looks very compelling but all i've seen is Tom Hardy in a loincloth or a tophat making his 'uhhh' expression
>>79445426
Oh is that all? Why's he so pissed? Doesn't he have a shitload of diamonds? Buy another fucking boat.
>>79445464
paying people to plan a heist and to risk their lives make black market gunpowder adds up. i'm sure he's gonna need a few of the diamonds to get into america safely. hes runnin outta time and money and mhmmhm
>>79445463
mmmh hmm... it's horse shit actually
>>79445463
Tom Hardy wears a top hat, grunts, and walks angrily while this music plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw
>wear surplus store trenchcoat and top hat
>waddle to the main door when mother asks when I'll return
>"You mhmmmm work. For me now mhhh"
>humm the menacing soundtrack as I leave my mother in tears
>head to the cornerstore
>walk upto the cashier
>stare at him autistictly
>cashier confused
>"Mhmmm powder?"
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice off the cashiers thumb
>"wanna una jay hoo watana ya"
>blow off confetti on cashiers bleeding thumb
>two cops walk in with their tazers pointed directly at me
>"Mhmmm yes I have something for you now hmm"
>*take pants off*
>walk menancigly towards them with no pants holding an MS paint print out that reads Cholera
>cops taze me before i can hand them the cholera note
>taken into custody with my own puke on my face
>mom refuses to bail me out
>>79445331
Can't afford character development when you have to be very careful.
Caspere knew this
>>79445537
be verrrry carreful now
>>79445694
asshole, you gave me hickups
>>79445694
kek, 10/10
>>79445694
KEK
>>79445463
I've seen every episode and still have no idea what it's about. Still fun to watch though.
>rides white horse through countryside going left
>rides white horse through countryside going right
>black adder music stars playing
>appears behind you and cuts your balls off
>"are you man or are you woman? hmmm?"
How do you respond?
>>79446019
Thats 6 hours. You have watched 6 hours of a show and you still have no idea what it's about? Are you retarded?
>>79446152
for you
>>79446152
NOOTKA?
>>79445445
Take. Off. That. Fucking. Dress.
>>79446241
>are you retarded
mmmfff hmmfff
very careful now
>>79445694
>>79446241
It's about vengeance and situational magicks. It's kinda like jerking off in the city's reservoir everyday for a year and then being able to sense a bit of you inside of Everyone in a city full of people and being able to affluence their motivations, aspirations and dreams to a lesser degree.
>>79445378
fucking kek'd
mmffff, ahmmm, mmmm... would you like a little lick now sister dear? A little sniff up the bum keep? Ah yes, you would wouldn't you? *stares crazily at nothing* a little licky for your cunny deary?
>>79445281
>be illegitimate child of local angry walking nigger man
>become apprentice of master chemist
>grow up, decide to gtfo of Bongland
>set sail for Murica
>never had a last name because orphan, pick random French name for immigration papers to throw company agents off my trail
>only make it as far as Virginia before running out of money
>find employment with local moonshiners because of chemistry background
>meet local girl, make babies
>become famous appalachia moonshiners
>great-great-grandson is Forrest Bondurant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4xKFNiCgt8
>mom goes out for dinner and leaves me and sister money for pizza
>she invites her boyfriend over
>put on the tophat and old trench coat to intimidate him since hes a prick
>greet him at the door "king or company?"
>he just laughs and walks past me
>sister asks what kind of pizza i want
>stab the box of kitchen salt with my swiss army knife "mmmh saltpeter mmm"
>"why are you wearing my eyeliner you little weirdo?"
>go up to my room muttering "nootka" under my breath
>hear sounds coming from the other room later
>go in, sister and her boyfriend are fucking
>sister screams, her boyfriend yells at me
>"what the fuck dude, get the fuck out of here"
>"hmmmhmm.. so ejaculate, then we can mmh talk business"
>sister runs out down the hall with blankets wrapped around her
>boyfriend looks like he's going to hit me
>i reach into my pocket for my knife but he just pushes me out and closes the door
>walk down the hall and listen at the door, sister is pissing
>open the door and stare at her "mmmhmmm hmmm mmmh"
>"what's wrong with you!?"
>"mmm you feel me, don't you, when i break in?"
>she turns white as a sheet and pushes past me
>can hear her and her boyfriend talking as collect the important ingredient
>walk into the hall with a cup full of whore's urine
>boyfriend says "that's enough, you need to stop whatever you're doing"
>bulge my eyes at him "be very mmm... careful now, company man"
>that just pisses him off more he comes at me
>toss the whore's urine in his face
>start slashing wildly with my swiss army knife making slicing sounds
>he kicks me down the stairs
>now im in the hospital and mom says i have to go live with my dad
Is Tom Hardy pathologically incapable of portraying British period characters with coherent speech?
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