Why didn't you go to the theater today?

there was a certain policy in place which I did not qualify

Because it's Valentine's day and I didn't want to get looked at like a wierdo for being alone

I was just at the theater Saturday

>>79445070
>that episode of Howard Stern where she talks about reconnecting with her foster father when she was an adult, and fucking him

>>79445070
>watching modern films
Yeah, nah.

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>>79445070
My falcon is really sick.
Get well soon Harry!

>>79445412
Seriously? At least she's honest about her daddy issues.

I did though. $5 Tuesday at my usual place so I saw Lego Batman and John Wick 2.

I saw John Wick by myself today. I didn't remember it was Valentine's Day or I wouldn't have gone. The theatre was full of couples and the cute ticket taker girl looked sad for me and let out an audible "aww" when I asked for one ticket. All I could think about for the whole movie is that I'm pathetic enough that even movie theater employees pity me. Ruined my day.

>>79445070
What did she mean with that necklace?

I already saw the two good movies that came out

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>>79445489
>the cute ticket taker girl looked sad for me and let out an audible "aww" when I asked for one ticket

>>79445560

Just realized the two drops of spit above his tongue in the thumbnail look like the eyes creating feels guys face. Was this intentional?

>>79445070
>supporting modern industry by joining some shitty artificial celebration

Good goy.

>>79445489
is this pasta? if not that sucks dude. you'll forget about it in a week though, don't worry.

>>79445649
lol wow. Its like feels guy lives inside pepes mouth like the tongue parasite in fish

...you can look that up I am tired of seeing that shit

>>79445070

Adriana looks pretty good there.

>>79445489
you should have asked the ticket girl to watch it with you, she probably would have said yes anon

i did, and didnt realize it was valentines day until i sat in the theater

it was the middle of the day though so there were plenty of other people by themselves, thankfully

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What did she mean by this?

>>79446267
Why "this is a le funni twitter post" of course.

i bought two tickets so i didn't look weird.

Because I'm single and destined to live and die alone I do believe.

>>79446497
I would just feel weird buying a second ticket for nobody.

>>79446555
Trips confirm. Sorry, anon.

>>79446584

not as long as no one knows.

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I did, I work at one.

>>79445870
Even if she wasn't at work the answer would have been no

>>79445070
My theater licence just expired.

>>79446605
I would feel weird myself

>>79446812

either way it's valentines and i'm feeling myself and i'm weird

>>79445070
I did, I just watched John Wick 2 with 4 close male friends. It was pretty good.