Why did Disney think this would be a good character?

>>79441064
Agreed anon. Perhaps the most disappointing character. Couldn't be a more obvious Yoda replacement if they tried. Middle of the road design. Her running a cantina did nothing except give us the obligatory cantina scene. The use of CGI mo-cap was disappointing and her 'feel the force' moment was really forced

Like most things in JJ's movies and shows this character was completely superfluous and could be taken out with no real harm to the plot.

>b-but muh lightsaber!

Even more retarded than the map that ostensibly led to luke.

Did she died?


I don't remember it

>>79441064
Its Hillary.

Female Yoda.

>>79441064
Not every old character it's Yoda rip off.

It was extremely quirky but it was ok, and I obviously expected it to be a macguffin, what else could they do.

>>79441844
Nope, I think.

TFA was a fun movie but it and the rest of the sequels can't possibly be as good as the original trilogy


Disney has never taken a risk. All of their movies are safe

>>79441869
>short
>meme color
>quirky XD
>guides the MC
>says superfluous long winded shit
but it's not a Yoda ripoff guys!

>>79441869
Shieeeeeeeet So more grand mothmaaaaa or whatever is her name?

endless crap

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well hellooooo beautiful

>I like that Wookiee

wdsmbt?

>>79441925
awkward moment

and she talking like a mum and doing that stupid thing of looking the eyes with his Lents

why she didn't die crushed by that fucking castle?

>>79441912
>meme color.
???

That's every older character in any story fucking ever, besides the memecolor, cause I don't know what that means.

>>79441916
This it's star wars dude, you gonna tell me Greedo was better than that?

>>79442130
greedo is a character that lasts like two minutes

ok I think your comparison it's not valid

>>79441064
How is character building relevant in blockbusters?
The flick made $2bn, mission complete.

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>Her eyes look like anuses

>>79441916
GRAND MOTHMA

lmao

>>79442290
woah more.

>>79442181
You clearly are not aware of how much greedo shit I have seen over the years.

>protip, to many.

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>>79441064
>we need another wise Yoda character
>but it can't be male
>she needs to be a tough smart woman
>and she should be ethnic
>but not too ethnic
>and she should be a super bad ass
>she is gonna be awesome

>>79441064
Clearly she's the Magical Negralien trope jammed in to give pixie girl an injection of character development.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro

butt hole eyes

>>79441064

Yoda's race aren't racist, they have black versions also.

>>79441869
>Not every old character it's Yoda rip off
But this one clearly is. It's not even like the writers are hiding it.

>>79442939
I'll like to see that.

>>79442966
Maybe if you live 600 years and know Yoda you come to admire and imitate the little green old man, that likes groping and talking backwards.

>>79441064
They didn't. TFA production was a fucking mess, nobody knew what the hell they were doing. Fortunately they had Disney's huge media empire and social media as back up

>>79443056
I liked it.

>>79443306
no u

>>79441064
Han fucked her long ago, right?
That's implied in their conversation. Or am I off on this?

>>79443364
She says Chewbacca is her boyfriend. But he's a married wookie.

>>79442939
>Yoda's race
Yoda is the only individual of his race known to have ever existed. Dude is weird.

>>79443465
No, there is Yaddle. The other Jedi master.

>>79443413
Haha, she got friendzoned by Chewy

>>79441064
Disney exec: We have this new character who's clearly a Yoda ripoff, so we need to make her stand out more so she doesn't seem like a cut-paste... any ideas?

Other Disney exec: Wait... Yoda is 900 years old, right? So let's make her 1000 years old lmao! She's even older than him, now Yoda is basically a ripoff of her!

Disney exec: Brilliant! *does coke*

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>>79443494
>Yaddle

Totally forgot she existed.

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>>79443494

>>79443494
>Yaddle
Fucking prequels! So they had two Jedi Masters of the same species and they never bothered figure out where the fuck either of them were from.

>>79443633
Well, no it's like Mario. The race is called Yoda. Their last names are Yoga, kind of like how Sikhs take the last name Singh. There is Yoda Yoda and Yaddle Yoda.

>>79443574
Please don't confuse me with your parents.

>>79441064
The original name for the character was Chocolate Starfish.

>>79441924
Underrated

>>79443816
Not even those guys anon. They're fictional characters get a grip son.

>>79441064
If I remember right they did a ton of shit with the actress but ended up cutting as much as they could because it was terrible

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>>79441064
She was based on some teacher who used to molest JJ Abrams in school

>>79443923
like what was cut? i want to laugh

>>79441064

How is she a Yoda ripoff? all she says is like 2 things about the force and runs a bar.....

>>79441924
Hah.

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>>79442709
You know what JJ really wanted...

>>79441064
did she died or what

>>79445687
of dehydrations

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>>79442765
holy shit this is an article with a fucking opinion to tell you. comparing it to the oldest revisions and fuck has it been edited hard. was adding a reference and facetious definition of 'white guilt' REALLY necessary?

>>79441743
you're assuming that she does not have an importance to the plot of the trilogy

>>79441869
Empire:
>Yoda acts like a clown, then reveals himself to be wise with the force
>Maz katana? acts like a clown, then reveals herself to be wise with the force

it's like poetry so that it rhymes.

>>79444030
The reshot most after rewriting a lot of the scenes but I never saw any of the cut footage.
Even JJ came out against her at the time, now she's in Broadway.

Still don't know how she won the Oscar for crying for five minutes in 12 Years, she never panned out

>>79447203
we may have gone too far in a few places

>>79447203
prequel yoda a shit

>watch TFA
>whole movie exits my head before the credits even start rolling
>no idea who domnhall played, who this was, or who phasma was

I'm kinda convinced I didn't even actually see it.

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HES GOT A HEAD LIKE A FUCKING WHAT?

>>79447568
I had a similar experience with Rogue One.
>Ok, so the main one is Jyn
>Look, there's the shithead Obi Wan kills at the bar!
>Eh, I'm not quite catching the the name of these guys
>Oh they're all going to die from the deathstar, aren't they.

Totally disposable characters. I kind of like it. No loose ends.

The plot in Episode 7 doesn't matter
Nothing about it matters it was just an excuse to sell star wars brand.

>>79447143
You're assuming she does.

>combining the wide old sage character with a seedy smuggler character
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>79447794
they were thinking retards would lap it up even if it was prequel quality and they were right

>>79447794
>1000 years old
>wise as fuck
>running a shitty bar out in east-bumfuck sector of the galaxy

What's with episode VII and people being such fucking losers? Not just this talking beef jerky, but also Ren being poor as fuck and earning a living with scrap metal while she has mad force and piloting skills. You'd think she'd be able to use her talents a bit better.

>>79441924
she had a great role in The Phantom Menace

>we want a yoda except make it sound asian

lmao

>>79447466
this, his scenes in Empire are /maximumcomfy/ and the fact that we know so little about him only that he's extremely wise and powerful while still a funny old muppet thing is what made him so endearing.

then Lucas made him CGI and gave him a lightsaber. If they were just making the prequels now and they hadn't come out yet we'd be joking about how that's what they'd do to Yoda, but George wasn't even following trends when he did that. He was just a mad man

>>79450473
>the fact that we know so little about him only that he's extremely wise and powerful
You can derive more than just that. For example, Yoda is hiding because he's living alone in an offputting swamp planet in the middle of nowhere and doesn't reveal his real identity at first. When you contrast this with the fact that he's supposed to be wise and powerful, you can tell that something went real bad for him to end up like this.

>>79450610
or something went really right, he seemed happy just cooking shitty soup for Luke and fucking with R2-D2. He felt like a Tom Bombadil character. Tolkien was smart to never use him outside of those few chapters in the first book because he was too powerful for any conflicts to occur in the story and it would ruin the mystique. Jackson didn't include him at all for those reasons too, and because he didn't add anything to the plot so it was easier just to not show him. I like in the commentary he intentionally talks about writing the film in a way where its possible the characters meet him, just off screen.

I went off topic a little, but that's how the prequels should have done Yoda.

>>79447864
Patriarchy was stiffing her on space bread and refusing to give her an opportunity in higher paying fields.

>>79441064
What's her name again?

>>79441064
Why do her eyes look like assholes?

>>79451030

Jews

>>79441064
Which movie was this character in? I've forgotten

Yeah it's an annoying vaguely "ethnic" Yoda ripoff that I think is trying to go for the quality of like an elderly feminist professorial type, since, for the left, academics are considered the closest thing to the wise elders we're supposed to listen to unquestioningly now.

But yeah, insufferable character taking after an insufferable, toxic kind of person in society today.

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>>79441912
>meme color

>>79443465
>strong as fuck with the Force
>mysterious as fuck
>still shown learning about the Force, and dying of old age, so he's obviously not the Force incarnate

Makes you think, seriously.

>>79447682
>Jyn
>blind Force monk
>blind Force monk's friend
>rascal man
>pilot man

Rogue One was complete shit until they hit the tropical planet, but honestly it was worth it anyway cause from then on it was cool as fuck

>>79447568
I haven't heard of a better explanation for how this film felt to me

>>79447143
Doesn't matter, a movie has to stand on its own. Saying "but maybe it'll make sense later!" is adolescent, Marvel-tier fanboyism.

>>79441064
Terribly designed character. What was Abrams thinking?

>>79441064
Lindsay Lohan really let herself go

>>79447568
>>79453538
>friend "geeks out" over Phasma being played by Brienne from GoT
>she gets two fucking scenes and does nothing heroic
>friend still tells me afterward about it
May as well have been excited for Daniel Craig's Stormtrooper, and Disney may as well have named him and labelled him a secondary character.

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Yet another serious thread where grown up people unironically discuss an animated character from a fucking Disney movie made for children.

>>79447143
>BUT IT COULD M-MAKE SENSE LATER BRO!

Everytime I see this shitty fucking excuse of an arguement I wanna neck myself. No shit. If you really wanted to you could make a sequel to The Room that explains all the loose-ends, pointless scenes, and bad acting so I guess every movie really is perfect because a sequel could just explain any flaws it has right? Off yourself

>>79453743
That The Room analogy is actually a good way to make that point, I'm gonna start using it from now on

Why did Disknee remake A New Hope? What happened to Episode VII?

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TFA was a mistake
Everything in this movie i wrong
Prequels were better
TFA was build on lies like muh practical effects but everything was cgi and looked like shit
I hope Ep VIII will bombed

>>79454031
TFA wasn't very good but Rogue One was insultingly bad.

I thought I had a stroke around half-way in the movie because I couldn't recall what happened in the first hour or why it mattered.

>>79454107
Rogue 1 > TFA though

>Maz
>that chink in RO
>"The Last Jedi"
>Ren and Snoke aren't Sith

They're introducing force sensitives who aren't Jedi or Sith so they can drag the series away from the boring as fuck Jedi/Sith dichotomy that's plagued it for decades.

The worst thing about her for me was that they introduce her and then 5 mins later she's just gone. Not even a hint what happened to her.

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I liked it

>>79442290
sauce

>>79454107
>Wait, didn't the ship in-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAuoIBAPdRM&t=1m50s

>>79454154
>tripfag
>girl
ofcourse you did sweetie.

>>79454236
>girl
newfag

>>79453613
Abrams, as we all know, is a fucking hack.

>>79454236
HOW N E W?

>>79441912
>meme color
I'm curious, what is your skin color?

>>79454236
Fucking summerfags

>>79454247
>>79454262
>>79454301
Sorry that I don't give a shit about tripfaging cancer. this isn't your blog

also samefag

we shoulda just make disney wars uncanon, and go with EU

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>>79454288
normal

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>>79454442
>Sorry that I don't give a shit about tripfaging cancer.

That must be why you're whinging about it.

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>>79443930
nah

>>79441897
Check out The Black Hole.

Remake when?

>>79442290
who?

>>79441743
>could be taken out with no real harm to the plot.
They cut out all of the maz shit that they could. Its a big reason that whole second act is such a mess.

>>79452472
>invisible_silk_cut.jpg

>>79453743
>>BUT IT COULD M-MAKE SENSE LATER BRO!
The only time this is a valid argument is if it's made at last partially clear (ie Rey's family) that it will be addressed later. Even then if it can't stand on its own that's some pretty flimsy shit. Imagine if Darth Vader and Obi-Wan had insinuated that there was a mysterious force out there in ANH and we first saw the Force getting used in ESB. ANH would have lost a ton of its cool factor.

>>79453690
/co/ here, we unironically discuss picture stories about men in spandex beating each other up and even this is cringe