Is George Costanza the greatest character in television history?

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Yes

>fat
>bald
>hot gfs
>a job

how did he do it?

>>79438215
I wonder what his 1040 looked like

>>79438268

By going outside

>>79438268
Outgoing, somewhat intelligent, somewhat funny, witty, usually had a job that paid ok, pathological liar.

>>79438268
he made good money

>>79438268
Here's a newsflash for you retard : There are tons of ugly people out there and they mate, even with people above their league.

>>79438744
yeah but how

>>79438215
Yes

>>79438775
lies

>>79438775
By not being autistic.

That's what robots will never understand. It's not your microdick. It's not that you're a manlet. It's because you're a fucking spaz.

>>79438891
My dad is hot af and my mom looked great in her 20s

>>79438215
No thank you.
I don't want coffee, it keeps me up. It's too late for coffee.

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>>79438215
>yfw you find out Jason Alexander is Jewish

>>79439053
>find out

it's like the second most jewy show in history

>>79438215

I legitimately think he is the best sitcom character ever by a wide margin, possibly television as well, yeah.

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no, Art Vandalay is.

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>>79438215
Jerry was better.

>>79439255
Yeah, but I thought he was an Italian Goy like Kramer

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>>79439340

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Have you taken the pill yet /tv/?

>>79438934
>my dad is hot af

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>>79439053
>When you find out a Seinfeld cast member isn't Jewish

>>79439427
What did he mean by this?

>>79439481
Yeah, that's going to be my face from now. I'll just assume they are all Jewish, except for Brian Cranston, but he converted on the show iirc, so that's that.

>>79439481
I don't think Susan was..

Then again, she was killed off, because the cast thought she was """difficult to work with""".

>>79439490
>he

>>79439368
>tfw italian
>tfw having the nose without getting the perks of it

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>>79439387
>Costanza pill
>not the Larry David pill

>>79439698
>perks

At least you've got a sense of humor

>>79439704
Costanza is an improved version of Larry David. I can't see myself being Larry David's friend. If I didn't know him better, I'd probably dismiss him as a low rent Woody Allen.

>>79439704
Larry's glasses are much gayer

Daily reminder the show is propaganda to make white males think being well into your 30s with no wife and children. Good go- I mean guys.

>>79440741
*is ok.

>>79439806
That's funny because Woody Allen is a low-rent Larry David these days.

>>79438215
He's Rich Evans but not real.

>>79438215
The best sinister in the history of TV !!!

Homer Simpson, but George Costanza is definitely top 5.

>>79438268
He was written that way.

inb4 ugly people try to convince themselves they can pull George numbers if they only just tried and left their true beautiful self out of its shell.

>>79438436
>somewhat intelligent

Did you miss the whole "lord of the idiots" thing?

>>79438268
He lived in New York City in the 90's, he wasn't that unattractive despite being overweight and balding, he had a great personality and sense of humor, and most importantly, television isn't real life.

>>79438885
But George is a fucking spaz though. The point of his character is that he's a huge fucking spaz

>>79439368
His father is Italian and his mother is Jewish

George is a balding fat angry manlet, who gets obsessed over the most stupid things you can imagine, he is literally /ourguy/

>>79438215
>Childhood Is thinking George Costanza is the greatest character in television history
>Adulthood is realizing its Kramer

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>>79441179

>>79441042
>he had a great personality
He was an idiot that broke up with good women for every stupid reason the writers could think of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nHkDuridR0

>>79441231
It's literally the other way arround

>>79438256

there have been way too many times when I have used a vending machine and my snacks did not drop.

>>79441251
True, but he had pull. His pickup game was on point, even if his narcissism always got the best of him in the end.

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>yfw only one of these characters is jewish

>>79439806
George is literally based off of Larry David but more exaggerated

>>79440786
Larry David's so low-rent he's a low-rent version of his low-rent self

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>white bois admiring a character known for his small dick

typical

>>79441000
Think about someone who is actually real dumb you know in real life, then commpare to george. He's not that bad when put in that perspective.

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Unrelated but there was an old meme posted a few days ago that was said around on old /tv/. Just some short pasta apologizing for a bad post, anyone know what it is? I can't remember verbatim.

>>79441000
>tfw to smart to appreciate self deprication

>>79441846
I wanna think of Kramer being Jewish. He does quirky Jewish stuff all the time.

>>79442047
tbf there was shrinkage

>>79439387
I feel like I've been living like this for a while now

>>79438268
you forgot

>small penis

>>79443058
He was in a pool!

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>>79438256
How did he get the change for the candybar line-up??

>>79438268
most fat bald guys have jobs

and decent gfs

>>79440898
its probably because he made good money working for the Yankees

>>79439616
The fact that she had no chemistry with George is why they brought her back has his fiancee

>>79439387
So basically, you can act however you want as long as you are safe in the knowledge that you know better.

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>>79438215
I'm afraid OP that's not Cosmo Kramer.

>>79441846
Kramer is Jewish. George is too, haven't you ever seen his mother? Elaine is the gentile.

>>79438215
I don't understand how /tv/ seems to be the most /pol/ish of all the boards, yet Kikefield is still a really popular show on this board

>>79438268
Like most situations on Seinfeld, just blind luck.

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>>79438215

>>79438885
he's really not.

on one hand you have 4chan autists who would never even be able to speak to a woman, and then there's George who is basically just quirky normie

>>79445497
Kramer and Costanza are wops.

>>79445585
meant for >>79441074

>>79445533
Maybe it's because nobody here actually gives a shit about politics and all the /pol/ shit is just kids being retarded?

>>79445533
>Kikefield

You must be a hit at parties with wit like that.

>>79445533
Seinfeld doesn't show the character's rude behavior in a particularly good light though. The point is they usually deserve what they get at the end of the episode.

>>79445586
Go watch the show again. They are both confirmed Jews. Costanza has an Italian father but his mother is Jewish and so he is too.

>>79445586
You are retarded.

>>79445586
No, they're Jews. Jerry, George and Kramer are Jews. Elaine is the only one that's not.

>>79445586
>George Costanza based on Larry David
>Cosmo Kramer based on Kenny Kramer
>"Kramer and Costanza are wops."

Fucking hell.

>>79445721
Wasn't there an episode in which Elaine tried to find out why she appeared to attract jews even though she isn't one?

>>79445533
its literally the best show ever made

>>79444693

the episode when Kramer says nigger at The Laugh Factory

>>79439368
>Italian Goy like Kramer
How is Kramer Italian? Kramer is a Germanic surname that's used by Jews and he has a bunch of Jewish traits. He's based on a Jewish man and the creators confirmed him to be Jewish.
>>79446096
Yeah, they said she had shiksa appeal.

>>79443778
That's hilarious

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name a more iconic duo

ill wait

>>79439387
you fool a George divided against himself cannot stand!!

>>79446364
jerry and george
even joey and chandler

>>79446364
I wish I had as good a friend as Jeff

>>79446364

junior and bobby

>>79446892
>good friend

he's just his manager. if he gets fired you'll see that 'friend' sour and disappear