I don't get it. How do they work?

don't worry, they'll explain it in the remake

They don't, but future Calicucks would rather have shit filled asses and shells than use paper because of muh trees.

they are buttons you press to have water squirted up your ass

you use two of them like tongs to pinch shit from your ass hair and the third one to scoop the remnants

>>79433031
how barbaric

>be me aged 9
>love demolition man
>seashell decor was in vogue in the 90s
>pooping at aunts house
>see seashells on decorative tray...

It's not easy i can tell you that

>>79433088
>see seashells on decorative tray
were they real seashells or ones made of soap?

>>79433158
yeah

>>79433158
Real, it was on LBI in NJ

>>79433031
That sounds painful and unsanitary as fuck, why would people willingly trade toilet paper for that?
>>79432575 sounds infinitely better

>>79432392
>Pick up seashell
>Proceed to scrape shit from between your ass
>Hold ass over where you removed seashell
>Sensor detects bodily object and initiates water spray cleaning your ass leaving it fresh
>Rinse seashell as you just did with your ass and return it to its rightful position

You pop 2 of the shells up in your asshole to stretch your cheeks open, so the poo comes out without sliding along the edge of your anus hole. Then there's no poop on your rim so you don't need to wipe.

3rd one is a tasty mint for afterwards.

>>79432473
>remake
#TRIGGERED

>>79433557
Who should play John Spartan?

>tfw TrentPax is married and you can't even get a date

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>>79432392
Its simple. You touch the shell and a worker from Shell comes out and wipes you clean. The Shell you touch indicates the severity. First Shell is light. Second Shell is normal. Third Shell is designated shitting street level and a three man crew comes out to handle things.

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yfw the shells were just buttons that had robot hands come out of the wall and gently clean your nether regions, one for bum cleaning and one for each gender

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>>79433797
Ruby Rose
It's 2017, people.