>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way...
>you can't possibly beat him, you know. He's too strong.
dumb frogposter
>If you kill him, you'll be no better than he is
>>79430532
>Hard way it is
>>79430532
>do your worst
Name a movie.
>>79431003
Problem child two
>make it my day
>>79431003
Uncle Buck.
>>79430670
>we can't kill him. It's not us
>>79430532
>villain takes mc gun and pull trigger
>mc pulls out clip
>character trips and falls
>slow motion closeup of his penis entering his own anus
>"AWWWWOOOOIIEEEE"
>>79431168
Name me five movies where this happens.
>>79431168
I cringe every time this happens really makes you think
>that was the bad news
>you can't handle the truth
>If you want to kill him, you're gonna have to kill me too!
>Do what you want, I've already won.
>>79431003
cereal mom
>>79431973
>You're not getting away with this
>I already have
>>79431259
It happened to me five times today if that counts
>noone realizes, i, infinitudeman, no relation to inexplicablinsultman, at all, imply a larger paradigm, wherein, also lieth, the thirdenite opt', the lukewarmway.
>>79430532
>Bomb timer stopped 1 second before it would explode
>"wanna go for a coffee"
>cuts to them having sex
>>79433676
You know what's worse?
>Hero cuts the right wire with ten seconds left
>Timer continues running
>"That was supposed to work"
>Timer keeps going until 0:01 and then stops
>>79433800
>Timer stops at 0:01
>"Phew"
>BOOM
>dumb frogposter
>How will we ever get past [obstacle]?!
>Realize they have [item] that was referenced earlier
>>79433690
>"Maybe we could get a coffee sometime?"
>a coffee
I hate that this phrasing has become so common. Just say "go for coffeee" or "get some coffee." Saying it like One Singular Coffee makes you sound like an idiot.
>>79434183
Sounds like the usual foreigner mispelling.
I hear broken English all the time.
>>79430532
what is that salute thingy frog in OP's pic called? where did it start come from?
>>79434403
dab
>>79434568
oh. thanks.
>>79434183
>shall we go for drink sometime?
>let's grab quick beer
Nice try Sergey.
>>79434403
Dabbing, negros
>>79430532
>>79430532
>what we do in life echoes in eternity
>>79436348
that happened in one movie. Do you just hate the line?
also pic
>"Whoa, in English, doc!"
>*repeats himself in an English accent*
>>79430532
>And at the end of the day, you are just like one of us
>>79436461
>all those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain
>>79433676
I feel like an epic bomb diffuser when I microwave stuff and sprint to it and stop it with 1 second on the clock.
Makes the tendies taste even better.
>>79436608
>undercooking your food
but why?
>What happened?
>You don't want to know
>>79436700
>not putting an extra second on the clock initially so it still cooks your food the correct amount of seconds but you still get to diffuse the microwave
>>79430532
gib it 2 me in gaymens terms doc
>you know, a friend of mine once said...
>>79430532
>theyyyyre heeeeerrre
>Well, well, well, what do we have here....
>though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
>I will drink from your skull!
I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago.