TIPTOES (2003): The movie Hollywood doesn't want you to

>>79426261
This was in my Netflix queue for like five years, then I canceled my DVD service.

>>79426261
>GARY OLDMAN IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME
Was this ghost directed by John Waters?

>>79426261
>it's real
what the fuck

>>79426261
A friend told me about this movie years ago.

I always thought he was making stuff up.

Academy award winner, Matthew McCounaghey
Academy award nominee, Gary Oldman
Emmy Award winner, Peter Dinklage
Emmy Award winner, Patricia Arquette
MTV Movie Award nominee, Kate Beckinsale

Tiptoes...

>>79426261
slowpoke.jpg

>>79426329
The director claims it was supposed to be a John Waters type movie. Dinklage claims it was a serious drama. The producers claim it was supposed to be a romcom.

>>79426501
Arquette is also an Academy Award winner.

What was the "hat" that got him "fired"

>>79426555
Some ragged old striped hat. The producers didn't like it.

https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/the-incredible-story-behind-tiptoes-the-movie-in-121940150.html

The full production story, it's a hilarious read

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>>79426555

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>>79426555
a WWI German Army helmet

>>79426261
I can only imagine smug Refn putting on Tiptoes with his industry friends and just laughing their ass off throughout the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n52z9Vc9XHA
>1:11
>"I've now seen it and I'm still not convinced that it exists"

>>79426625
Refn and McConnaughey did some commercials together. I really hope Refn asked Matthew a bunch of autistic questions about it.

On amazon uk for under a pound, will be here in 3 days

This whole discovery should be stickied.

Seems like almost no one saw the film, including the cast and crew who were involved in making it.

lmao

>>79426613
>Beckinsale has never acted opposite a black man
Really makes you think.

>>79426653
how does he know it was a good performance if he hasn't even watched the film?

What year is it? How did you fags not know about this? You guys are as bad as reddit

>>79426261
>At the time, Bright didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.'

It's a striped hat? Unless you're making some stupid jab at Jews or whatever.

>le "tv all pretends that some shit OP made up is real to troll newfags"
shit meme

>>79426761
to be fair, most of /tv/ was born in 2003 or after, Grandpa

>>79426719
Agreed. Sticky it for the keks.

>>79426779
You realise that the trailer is in the OP, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0n3i193v0g
>7:06
What did Kate mean by this?

>>79426789
Why? Hey guys check out this movie! What's that? You already knew about it because you aren't 12 years old? This shit was funny maybe a decade ago

>>79426719
>discovery

this has been circulating on /tv/ for at least a year.

An excerpt from a user review of Tiptoes

>"One of the greatest lines in the movie is McConaughey yelling, "I'M A DWARF!" as his 6 foot tall body looms over Kate Beckinsale. It's classic. And the thing is, the acting is really good. Across the board. How they were able to deliver this dialogue with a straight face I'll never know."

I have to watch this asap

>>79426719
>discovery
Newfags are new. Fucking tosh.0 did a segment on it years ago, and even then it was already a famously bad movie.

>>79426845
Why are you implying that the majority knows about this?

It has only 3500 ratings on IMDb, I would say that's a fairly unknown movie.

This thread made me realize how many young retards are spending there time here solely to shit on things they havent watched.

This movie came out way back and only now are the Redditors and underage who shitpost here checking it out.

Holy shit! I just heard about this movie called Troll 2! Haha its soo bad. Requesting sticky so everyone can see my new discovery!

>>79426844
>Michael Bay is a dictator like Michael Mann but without Michael Mann's talent
kek

Really pit that mini feud Kate and Bay had last year in another perspective.

>>79426901
Because it's famously bad. You would know this if you weren't 12. It's been made fun of for a long time

>>79426917
LOL XD! good rec anon.
Have u seen the room? OMG soooooo funny and bad.

>>79426917
Tip Toes isn't nearly as notorious as Troll 2. Stop being a contrarian, edgelord faggot.

ITT Reddit tourists are more than a decade late to the party

>>79426529
When did that happen

>>79426943
>Sad old men make fun of people for not being sad old men

4chan is a strange place.

>>79426714
Stream it for us bro

>>79426963
Both The Room and Troll 2 have ten times more IMDb ratings than Tiptoes.

I am not saying that absolutely no one knows about it, but pretending like it's a well known movie "if you are not 12" is idiotic

>>79427011
2015. BOYHOOD

>>79427056
OH MY GODDDDD!!!!!!!!

>>79426261
That can't be a real poster. This sounds fucking amazing though, holy shit

>>79427084
IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE

>>79426872
>>79426912

You oldfart faggots are so miserable. Holy shit. You guys sound miserable and jaded as hell. Is this board like your safe space away from the normies or something? Does having younger people here trigger you? What a bunch of tired old faggots. You guys complain about reddit but behave the same way.

>> oh no younger people are invading my board
>>GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!!

>>79426261
Oh hey I remember when someone posted the trailer years back. Didn't realise it was made in 2003.

>>79426261
Ok so seriously. There is no way this is a real movie. It is framed and written like a parody trailer. Are we all just dumb autists falling for a meme here?

>>79426261
>Forbidden Zone, portraying two masochistic characters living in a garbage can, spit on, raped and tortured in an alternate dimension's kingdom and decapitated by Satan
it's not as edgy as it sounds

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Is she really this much of a slut?

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>"I don't regret doing Click since it was fun for me and my four brothers to see me in a fart-jokes type of movie. It's like a big inside joke to us all. However, I'd be genuinely disturbed and possibly confused if I ever met an adult who genuinely enjoyed Click and didn't have any direct personal connection with the production of the film."
>ignores Tiptoes
What did Kate mean by this?

>>79427108
>newfags hungry to jump on the memewagon act like they discovered something
>get told they're a decade late
>STOP OPRESSING ME FOR MUH IGNORANCE
millennials everyone

>>79427155
It's on Piratebay.

how the hell how people never heard of this before?
It's pure Kate Kino

>>79426261
did I see bridget the midget in there?

>>79426844
The guy filming is so fucking creepy.

>>79427108

Yeah but when stuff is old it's old and done.

>>79427191
The only ones getting triggered are the old farts in here. A bunch of 35+ year olds having a panic attack because some college kid found a kool new maymay....

Think about that for one second. An old middle age faggot having a tantrum just because some kids are having fun laughing at some retarded midget movie....
An old fag having rage because some newfag kids are laughing at a movie.... how pathetic is this??

>>79427183
>people saw and know of click
>no one really saw and knows of tiptoes
>let me bring up tiptoes on a popular talk show so everyone can become aware of it

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>>79426983
>if you don't know this obscure as shit movie
>you are rebbit
>there is only one board on here
Sorry that not everyone comes to /b/ "with movies" you hugbox faggot

Rebbit boogeymaning is getting old

>>79426261
that trailer just gave away literally everything about the movie. I mean the entire movie is spelled out. Two people are together and she doesn't realize he is the only "regular" person in a family full of midgets. She finds out when they plan their wedding and is worried that if they have kids it will be a midget, but turns out when they have one, it isn't a midget as shown in the trailer.

Taking that into account as well as the feel/editing/narration of it makes it seems like a parody trailer for a fake movie, which it apparently isn't.

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>>79426872
>we live at time when tosh.0 is more in the loop than /tv/ –– by 6 six years
what went wrong?

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>>79427297
>trailer tells you about the movie
Are you perhaps, new to the concept of trailers?

>>79427262
It is pathetic but I mean, you are here too.

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>>79426261
can't believe this movie exists

like what the fuck

>>79427191
If you're not a millenial then your life is pathetic and please tell me where you went wrong in life so I avoid making the same mistakes.

>>79427232
>>Yeah but when stuff is old it's old and done
People still banepost from time to time... you cant say the words "its big ___" without getting a "4U" reply.... thats not an excuse to get this angry at this thread

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>>79426261
>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.'
fucking kek

>>79427363
>from time to time
You mean literally every day for the last how many years?

>>79427349
Nothing wrong with 18-25 year olds to dick about on 4chan for lulz.

>>79427381
I honestly think all of us are a level of pathetic. It's when we become hugbox SJWs that make us complete degenerates though

>WHHAAA M-MOMMY THEY MADE FUN OF ME THAT I'M NEW MOMMY
>Y-YOU OLD 35 YEAR OLDD!!1!
Some top tier bantz right there

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>Taglines: It's the Little Things in Life that Matter.

>>79427399
>It's a 4chan user unsolicitedly rails against the SJW menace episode

>>79426844
>2 hour long Kate Beckinsale dating simulator
nice

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>>79427363
u u u u

>>79426261
>>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.'
She thisis the plot to Drive 2 right?

>meme thread
>idiots discussing who's new and who's old instead

first thread's magic can't be replicated. might as well delete this one.

>>79427446
Right. Thanks for missing the entire point

>>79427476
Oh I get your point, but at least we're not like that crooked Hillary rite?

>>79427430
Fuck you must be sensitive.

>>79426261
>Mcconaughey
>Dinklage
>Oldman
>Beckinsale
>midgets
>fucking Nicholas Winding Refn
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

>>79427489
Not everything is politics. I use the term because faggots here fit the description of what a SJW is like almost like a glove. I cited the term as a synonym, not as a direct definition.

Context cues are important.

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>>79427430
NEWFAGS AND NORMIES GET OUT OF MAHH SWAMPPP

>>79427490
Le Projecting dot jay pegging

>>79427430
>doesn't even know how to reply to posts

how new?

>according to some rumors, Dinklage was supposed to play Oldman's character. However, Oldman was cast when Beckinsale refused to kiss a little person
Sad!

underworld shills really are miles above the huh

>>79427539
>he lives for (You)'s
Why am i not surprised?
Seems like i hit a nerve there buddy

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>>79427532
>SAY A SENSITIVE TRYHARD THING IN CAPS REEE
>"hey you sound sensitive..."
>HAHA WHAT ARE YOU PROJECTING???
You sound like you take criticism well

>>79427602
Fucking lord she is stunning.

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>>79427556
What the fuck Kate. Dinklage is basically Dwarf Pitt.

Jesus Christ this thread is a disgrace...

>>79427666
Your mother thinks the same about you

>>79427602
I know everyone says shes so hot but i cant deal with those tiny tits. Whats the deal? Am i wrong for not finding her as hot as everyone else?

>>79427567
>get BTFO
>GUESS YOURE MAD HUH? PSSSH NOTHIN PERSONELL

>>79427701
yes, taste in women's bodies is definitely an area of right and wrong

>>79427778
>>get BTFO
>if I may say so myself

>>79427833
>doesn't know how greentext works

just give up senpai, this is embarrassing

>>79427852
>>doesn't know how greentext works

>>79427870
You're just BTFOing yourself at this point, have a final (you)

>>79427778
>that's his idea of BTFO
Again why am i not surprised? Is this the epitome of banter?

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>>79427881
'okay'

https://youtu.be/j1sue-7Hllg

>>79427833
>>79427852
That's a different guy btw mr >>79427881

>>79427602
that botox

>>79427911
Well that's one way of making something funny not funny anymore.

>>79427556

DWARF HATTER

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>>79427701
You are on the WRONG board you fucking neurotypical normalfag pignigger scum. Get the fuck back to plebbit and go gape your anus to cowtits you faggot plebcuck.

>And indeed, aside from the ridicule, it’s become something of a cult hit. ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.

>“I think he was amused,” laughs the producer.

>One person who isn’t is Matthew Bright. “I have never seen the film,” he says. “I could not bear to look at it, it’s horrible I’m sure. I get infuriated just thinking about it.”

>Certainly he believes it damaged his standing in the industry – he hasn’t directed a movie since.

>“I had a terrible film and four major stars disgusted and it broke up all my relationships with the people I brought in,” he says.

>He tried to take his name off it, but while he could as a writer (the credited author is Bill Weiner, which is actually a Bright pseudonym), he wasn’t allowed to as a director because he wasn’t in the Director’s Guild.

JUST

>>79427430
35 is young from this side.

Shit that was the 80s.

Anyway I like it hear cause the baby faggots keep me up to date with new stuff.
The women at the CWA get all moist when i can help them with new technology.

Age is only a number.
Except for your dick.
Use it while you are young. Believe me.

Now what we talking about ?

>>79428047
>"Do I fit in yet? XDDD"

hooooooooly shit i forgot about this movie.

i want to see the whole thing.

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>>79427556
...

What is Kate's problem?

>>79428047
Holy shit calm down sperg

>>79427298
Anon, you're the one out of the loop.

>>79427665
It was a decade before GOT.

>>79428071
lel

>>79428186
OUR GIRL

>>79426761
I bet most of them haven't even heard of gayniggers from outer space, let alone seen it

>>79428271
He still had the looks though.

>>79428186
Nothing. Maybe it's you?

>>79428087
The only place you fit in is at a NAMBLA rally, newestfag.

>>79428368
I may be here for almost two years now, but you reek of yesterday, friendo.

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>>79428343
>I heard about gayniggers from r/4chan
This is the epitome of trying far too hard. Just relax, buckaroonie

>>79428401
>I've been here all summer

>>79428402
Hola redditino, fuck off back there

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>>79428547
Redddilidoodarino? Nah, that isn't my favorite site. If it's yours friendadeedo, then by all means.

>>79428547
>I have nothing to say then my programged REBBiTXD response
Kys

Anyone knows where to get this film in ok/good quality?

>>79428648
Piratebay.

There's a rip on CG that looks good from the screens and the guy claims to have gotten it from a public tracker, so it's probably the TPB rip.

>>79428186
Kate is based.

>>79428623
>>79428596
Y u so mad?

>>79429017
>2 different anons

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>>79428648
goo gl zO5tOQ

first space is a dot and second is a slash, seriously this anti spam system is fucking shit I thought this is what the captchas are for

>>79429065
>Samefag
>2 different anons

Troll harder redditor

>>79429138
Holy shit are you stupid? There are two different anons you are talking to, kiddo.

>>79429252
>If I keep lying maybe it'll come true

t. redditor

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>>79429286
>rebbitor rebbitor rebbitor
Maybe if you shill it harder, it will come true?

>>79429322
>Can't come up with his own retorts

Just like reddit to copy 4chan

>>79427381

Consider that most of these "salty oldfags" you're puckering your asshole about were 18-25 when they came here, before '09.

In other words, you'll be one of them in five or six years, upset because some newfag posted about epic stickies in a Tiptoes thread.

>>79427458
You think CIA is in charge here?

OK, serious question: what the fuck is happening here?

How have both the oldfags and the newfags so completely ignored board culture and etiquette?

Oldfags: take a refresher course please. Newfags: lurk more before posting, please.

>>79429655
t. summerfag

>>79429655
>OK, serious question: what the fuck is happening here?
Two guys are trying to hate-fuck each other through the internet.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/u1lmo5/tosh-0-spoiler-alert----tiptoes--uncut

You guys aren't special for finding this.

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>>79429387
Look son, all you are doing is just repeating rebbit rebbit rebbit rebbit, now I know this is a new and exciting insult you just learned but it's cringe and you should feel bad honestly, or just embarrassed.
>inb4 teehee you rebbit (again)

Kill yourself

Why is it that every time this movie is discussed it leads to people fighting about something completely unrelated to the movie?

>>79429449
KEK

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>>79426735

>>79430156
You realize this has never been a real argument, right?

>>79427504
hold on
you might fall short

>>79426261
>Bright didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.'
i need to see this hat, since it's clearly more offensive than a movie that makes fun of midgets

>>79430422
See >>79426602

The hat controversy makes as little sense as everything else about the film.

>>79430471
I feel like this is one of those perfect storm situations like how The Room got filmed; with so many absurdly autistic things aligning together.

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>>79429944
Stay on reddit kiddo

>>79430675
And there it is again. It's like you have a real disability

>>79430675
>All I know how to say is rebbit

>>79430748
>>79430786
>Being so mad you have to samefag

Is this your first day off reddit?

>>79430885
Someone is going to compile an autistic litmus test of a list for all the times you shilled rebbit...

>>79430786
>>79430748
reddit: the reddit

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>>79430935
>It's a redditor pretends to not be from reddit

>>79427173
Is this a cry for help?

>>79430948
>>79430971
Holy shit go away, you aspie fuck.

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>>79428047
This triggers the autist pedo frog

>>79431046
Awww the redditor is all upset, why not fuck off back to your hugbox?

>>79426261
That's not a real poster you memeing fuck.

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>>79428547
>>79429138
>>79429286
>>79429387
>>79430675
>>79430885
>>79430948
>>79430971
>>79431108
>rebbit almost mentioned 10 times
Holy shit, stop

I don't know why the poster has them as dwarfs when the whole point was she wasn't and he didn't resemble one.

Ok movie. I saw it because I liked the director's previous film "Ted Bundy"

>>79431135
Stop being from reddit

>threads about this shit for years
>suddenly the op makes up some lies about the movies production
?

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>>79426501
>MTV Movie Award nominee

>>79431169
>lies
see >>79426589

It might be bullshit, but it all comes from the director's mouth.

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>>79428047
>>Normalfag means not being a pedo
>>hates "titcows"
>>threatened by women with more than a B cup

>>79426844
Is this the same chick from the Underworld movies?

>>79431162
11 times

>>79431300
>Counting the number of times you've been shown up

Something only an autistic redditor would do

>>79431316
>he thinks he is "showing up" anons by repeating rebbit
12 times.

This is a remarkably shitty movie.

>>79431374
>Not just saying reddit

Le ledditor le detect le ed

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>>79426261
>‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.'
Of course.

>>79431440
13

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>>79427602
>Lily's mom is hotter than her
Poor thing.

>>79431508
>Le dat le autism
>Le ledditor le confirmed

>>79431556
14
Really going for an autismo record here, arent you?

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>>79431135
Wew lad

>>79431554
Lily looks better than her mom did at that age.

>>79431577
>Redditor copying 4chan again

>>79431300
you've missed several

>>79431617
>>79431648
This counts as 2, 16 total.

I hope everyone is paying attention to this display. Either you think this is actuak bait, or you are brain-challenged to the point of thinking your fitting in.

>>79431683
I started counting after I was being called directly (((r e b b i t)))

>>79431687
i just joined the thread right now and noticed the extreme amount of autism and figured that reddit's bitch pic would fit in here

>>79431775
Great, but I'm not the one shilling plebbit.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this thread gave me cancer anyway.

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>when the going gets tough, its the size of your heart that matters

>>79431820
>redditor
>Not shilling reddit

Pick one

>>79432364
Are we at 16 or 17 now?

>>79432408
I don't know, I don't have to autistically count things because I'm not from reddit

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Plebbit:

>>79432443
18 then. All you have to do is stop, bud. Look at all this effort. Is this the only thing you learned from r/4chan?

what a strnge thread

>>79427701
her thighs suck too, I really don't get the appeal

>>79434436
Post an example of good thighs please.

I'm serious.

>>79432696
you do understand this retard has been trolling you for like 10 mins right?

>>79431710
you still missed at least one

The fuck is that hat shit

>>79434659
>he's pretending to be retarded
Not any better

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>>79426844
>not lowering the camera enough to see kate stepping on the cigarette

>>79426844
kate beckinosale

>>79426844
This is so weird. Like I'm seeing shit I'm really not supposed to.

>>79435928
Then close your eyes

>>79435967
I'm not complaining. It's just strange. Like listening in on someone else's conversations in a restaurant.

Shit film.

>>79427021
I'm probably the oldest guy in the thread and I've never heard of this movie. Going to watch it now, looks funny.

>>79437641
How old are you?

>>79430206
You realize that you are literally an inferior human being that holds evolution back if you cannot make accurate predictions based on past experiences, right?

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>>79426329
I COULDN'T EVEN TELL THAT DWARF WAS GARY OLDMAN... BRAVO OLDMAN BRAVO.

>>79438059
What in the literal fuck are you talking about? It is legitimately a fallacy.
>this is bad because it is
>how do you know it is bad?
>because it is bad
Chill the fuck out and go find your handler

>>79426261
heh I've seen this, lol

>>79426261
This looks like a Tim and Eric segment

>me me I'm a tiptip man

>>79437993
45

>>79426261
This has to be an elaborate shitpost....right?

>>79439422
Yeah he edited those trailers and interviews together from other movies. That's what it takes to live shitposting.

>>79439587
>movie literally on piratebay

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>>79434436
Kate's butt is not that impressive actually. Is rather small.

>>79431896
>tfw people don't realize it was the sudden shock his body went through without smoking that killed him

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>>79427262
There is nothing more pathetic than a young person wasting the best years of their life on this shithole. You should be out partying, getting laid, making contacts, having fun. Instead you're here trying to force a meme out of a movie I was posting about here when you were still in fucking short pants and you are throwing away any chance you have of having a normal future. I can shitpost when I want, I get paid to shitpost, kid. Then i go home and fuck my wife, smack my kids around, shitpost some more, and live comfortably. You, you're always going to be a never was. A fucking nobody. I want you to remember this post in a few years when you're miserable and this place that continues to get worse by the day is everything you have. Then I want you to make an apology thread to me and all the "old farts" who do everything better than you. That's if you haven't killed yourself by then. Now run off and go play, you're bugging me.

>>79440349
>short pants
What year do you think this is, gramps?

>>79440349

Old man 4chan dropping truth bombs on you little niggers.

>>79440349
Some of us are autistic. Some of us have illnesses. Some of us live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Some of us browse 4chin at work.

>>79440349
>I get paid to shitpost
Sure

>>79440392
The year of the rope and your neck is the woman of the year

>>79440419
I do. I sit in my office shitposting while young faggots like you do my work for me. I earned it. You're always going to be my slave, my lesser. Get used to it.

>>79440349
>>You should be out partying, getting laid, making contacts, having fun.
My agoraphobia and soriasis stops me from doing all of this. I am not sure how I can do all of this when I am too scared of talking to people

>>79440308
>you will never fuck her while she's cosplaying as Midna

can't i just combust now?

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>>79440511

>>79440595

I'd fuck her like it was the Burning Crusade Expansion.

>>79440349
The funny thing is that coming here has stopped me from ending my life in the past. (too busy shitposting to do anything regrettable)
Thank you anons, you saved my life.

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>>79440492
>unironically use the term year of the rope
>thinks anyone actually falls for this poor bait.
>thinks virtually anyone believes that you are paid to shitpost
You are either a 14 year old or a fat, lazy mumbling fuck who lives off of a minor disability check in some sticky apartment near your Mom's house and haven't worked a real job in 20 years.

>>79440417
>>79440504
A bloo bloo here's a tissue for you. Every other generation made it work with the same problems. You're just a generation of pussies who expect everything handed to you and everyone should care about your little fee fees. Well guess what sweetheart, the fucking ride is over, you're in Donald's world now, and you better learn to swim or drown with the rest of the swamp.

>>79440628
She is so little that you can just pick her up and bang her in your arms for hours without getting tired, plus your dick looks huge to her.

>>79427364
i fucking love this guy

>>79440678
Oh plese enlighten me, when is that swamp getting drained? I missed the memo. Was it before or after hiring Goldman Sachs to his cabinet?

>>79440678
Pls no bully :(

>>79440655
Cool projection you fat retard. How loud do you think you'll squeal when the antineet squads kick in your mother's door and drag you out to meet the rope? I can't wait to hear you squeal you little piglet.

>>79440702

It would take Social services to come pull me out of her for suspected child molestation, seriously

>>79440678
>THE YOUNGER GENERATION IS TO BLAME!!! THEY ARE PUSSIES
>IT IS LITERALLY DIFFERENT NOW
>IT IS NOT ME!!!

>>79426261
>role of a lifetime
>Gary Oldman

I'm crying

>>79440595
>>79440595
>>79440308
Jemma the Midget

For anyone interested

>>79440717
Sooner than you think little piglet. Sooner than you think. :^)

>>79440728
I'm making you stronger.

>>79440760
You literally admitted that you are a pussy. Your post makes no sense. You're literally fucking retarded, piglet.

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>>79440807
https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/2704509/hot_midget_jemma.html

Gallery

>>79440678
post face

>>79440737
Right, thanks for the info kiddo.

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>>79440349
>>79440678
>>he's a fucking /pol/tard....
This explains everything. You have to go back to your disease ridden shithole faggot.

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>>79440846
This gets posted just in time for valentine's night fap.... Thank you bro.

>>79440678
Would love a picture of the Great (You).

>>79440842
>I don't understand greentext

>>79440846
I have the video of her fucking her husband. I'd post the link if this thread wasn't full of whiny little neet faggots. You can thank them for not getting it.

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>>79440810
>h-he will d-drain it eventually! Y-you see! Just wait!
>(((proceeds to fill cabinet with special interest lobbyists and billionaires)))
You kids are a blast

>>79440924
I understand it, apparently you don't understand your own posts.

>>79440857
Just picture Aleksander Sarsgaard only really really ridiculously better looking.

>>79440984
Soon. ;^)

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How many of the people involved in this project were autistic equality promoting jews?

>>79440850
Go here

>>79426261
>lucky hat
What?

>>79441159

Read the thread, it was a regular white and blue striped beanie tha some ugly cow got mad about

>>79427173

>stepdad

Explains it all

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>>79440951
Sure redditor, here have a (you)

>>79441280
THICC

>>79441087
>equality is bad
>everyone is a jew
This is the wrong board

>>79441394
>/tv/
>television and film
>the wrong board too discuss Jews and their means of propaganda
are you nuts?

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>>79441394
Equality is bad because it is unnatural and thus inherently reliant upon applied force from oppressors you retard

I've wanted to watch those for years but never found a working torrent. Fucking bullshit.

>>79441429
>WHY CANT I SHITPOST /POL/ ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE JEWISH TAKEOVER ON TELEVISION AND FILM?
Gee...

>>79441447
If this makes sense to you, sure thing buddy.

>>79441786
It didnt until i thought about it like a year ago desu senpai

>>79441756
What is your argument?
Hollywood is the biggest creater of television and film content
Hollywood is run by Jews

>>79441786
How else is everyone in a foot race suppose to come 1st without outside influence holding the fastest back?

>>79440349
holy fug tip toes has this dude pissed off!

>>79427556
lmao manlets btfo

>>79441898
It isn't. It is the easiest thing to disprove now that we have basic fucking internet in every home, phone, computer and device imaginble.

Hollywood is not run by Jews.

>>79441990
Nice fallacy, buckaroonie

>>79442128
>Hollywood is not run by Jews.
t. jew

>>79442166
It isn't, barely any parent company or larger media conglomerate is owned by someone remotely Jewish, genetically Jewish, culturally Jewish or just practicing Jewish. I'm sorry this rattles you.

You can just look up who own these companies.

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>>79426714

>Literally free in the paper

and you paid for it, lmao!

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>>79442128

>>79442212
Sure thing Mr. Shekelstein

>>79442128
>easiest thing to disprove now that we have basic fucking internet
>Google "Hollywood Jews"
>not a singly link denying it

You can see Jewish names in the credits of literally every Hollywood movie

>>79442312
>I google searched Hollywood Jews
Is not evidence, just that there is a google search listing with your keywords
>You can see Jewish names
Right, this still isn't a real argument. People who may have "Jewish sounding" names, don't make them Jews. You faggots are obssessed.

I say the actual fact again: the majority of parent companies and larger media conglomerates are not owned by Jews. For fucks sake, the larger Fox Group is owned by like, some German American. Their entire family is German/Italian.

Not a single Jew. All of you are retarded.

>>79427221
This is amazing for how creepy it is, I mean its 2017 something this creepy should not exist at all ever with famous people, this is why I love it.

>>79442285
>>79442309
I can just post the owners of the major media parent companies for you...but at that point, you weenies would have already ran away, as usual.

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This thread really dwarfs all the others on /tv/ today.

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>>79442381
>Fox
>The one conservative media company
nice cherry-picking schlomo

>>79442244
>reading the Daily Mail
Oh, no, anon. You did pay for it. You paid a horrible price.

>The movie Hollywood doesn't want you to know exists
sounds like a faggot ass marketing campaign
fuck off back to plebbit or imdb for this kind of shit

>>79442478
>this debunked image macro from /pol/
Name a company bud. Name one. Do you want to start with The Fox Group? Or do you want it explained to you how fucking wrong this macro is?

>>79442443
Don't be so short-sighted Carlos

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>>79442478
>All this wrong info
>all this speculation
>cites studies that don't even exist
>literally makes up people
>conflates or misrepresents company owners
>even measures "unclear" as a field
>can literally wiki search these companies freely
How dumb do you have to be to believe this shit?

>>79442516
>debunked
Go on.

>>79442516
I don't know why you bother, /pol/babbies will never change their views and will call you a shill when you point out the flaws in their logic

Just ignore and move on

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>>79442516
>>79442587
the nose knows

>>79442614
Well first of all, there is no such fucking study done on Jew executives in Hollywood...and the "source" is listed as someone's short link dump. That's a red flag.

Secondly, have of these companies are listed wrong or not even parent companies...or not even real people in the first place.

Thirdly, these charts on the right are autistic as all fuck with nothing backing them up.

Fourthly, some of these names are made up out of thin air.

>>79442614
For shits sake, "unclear" is a measurement...

>>79426917

This. Newfags and Plebbitors need to leave.

It's like they pride themselves on being out of the loop.

>>79442785
>GET OUT MUH SWAMPP

>>79426969
>Stop being a contrarian, edgelord faggot.

Stop being a newfag teenager who thinks he's the one who discovered masturbation.

>>79442695
>Thirdly, these charts on the right are autistic as all fuck with nothing backing them up.
any source you can find on Jewish population in the US is between 1-2%
The chart under that it in reference to the main table
>some of these names are made up out of thin air.
Which ones?

>>79442816
Anon, I discovered it. You're welcome.

>>79442695
in fairness this is a terrible argument

you should have grabbed one of the fake names you mentioned and proved it, not just said "no you"

very unconvincing argument

>>79442734
Some people are open about their background, some are not. What else are you going to do about that?

>>79427108
>Does having younger people here trigger you?

Because they're stupid?

>OMG U GUISE HAS ANYONE HEARD ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAT CAME OUT 14 YEARS AGO AT SUNDANCE THAT PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT? I FEEL LIKE I'VE DISCOVERED FIRE ON MY OWN!

Fucking slowpokes.

>>79442831
>ignores the first two points

kek just admit you got BTFO

>>79442831
Nobody gives a flying fuck how many reported Jews are in the population you retard, that isn't the conversation and if you are trying to autistically equate that to "Hollywood" then you are legit creating a false correlation.
>which ones
Fox for instance...

It's almost like you have an agenda to push and hope people are retarded enough to believe this bullshit you peddle

>>79427191

This.

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>>79442560
That's quite a tall order.

>>79442849
>this is a terrible argument
I mentioned 5 points didn't I? Which one? The one about the Jew executive study? Yeah, it doesn't exist. The one about the names being wrong? Yeah, basic google search. The one about how measuring "unclear" is speculative bullshit? It is. Maybe you are just dumb?

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would you service kates pinky toe?

>>79442244
>Tiptoes from The Daily Mail
Now that's a special kind of awful.

>>79427262

No. It's about newfaggots being so new it's fucking cringeworthy. You're 14 years late, faggot.

You must be fucking 12 or Eurotrash if you've never heard of Tiptoes before.

Even if you're over 20 and have never heard of Tiptoes, what, you've never looked at the filmography of Peter Dinklage or Kate Beckinsale or Matthew McConaughey before?

How new are you?

What's pathetic is how many people on /tv/ say
>how have i never heard of this movie that came out 14 years ago?

>>79442897
What about Fox? The chart Murdoch's heritage is unclear. Can you just point out all the names that are made up, since you brought it up and obviously know the names.

>>79427295
>Rebbit boogeymaning is getting old

Are you visiting us from /r/The_Donald?

Hang yourself.

>>79442849
You are pinpointing one area I talked about, not my entire argument. The 'source" of the info mostly comes from a private dump...nothing is remotely sourced if at all

>>79442978
What did having a retarded pinky toe like that mean again? I have the same.

>>79442897
anon, are you retarded?

Every person listed under fox is not only a real person, but a household name, not even the same anon but you are fucking retarded if you don't know about rupert murdoch, carey, and friends

>>79442856
Then this isn't a study worth having, is it? Seems like a witch hunt if you are factoring "might be Jews" in your """study"""

>>79427360
>he thinks he's going to leave 4chan one day

>>79443054
for women it's a red flag for being a nymphomaniac

for men it's a mark of low testosterone

>>79442881
>there is no such fucking study done on Jew executives in Hollywood
The pic doesn't claim that there is, the pic is the research
>Secondly, have of these companies are listed wrong or not even parent companies...or not even real people in the first place.
Like what?

>still refuses to specify any argument other than "no thats wrong"
You have provided nothing

>>79442897
>Nobody gives a flying fuck how many reported Jews are in the population you retard, that isn't the conversation and if you are trying to autistically equate that to "Hollywood" then you are legit creating a false correlation
You literally brought up the charts on the right and how "autistic" they are, and now you're throwing an autistic fit.

>Fox for instance...
What about it? The chart doesn't name any of them as Jewish.
Why are you trying to avoid making any specific argument?

>>79427381

Do you really think the older users of 4chan weren't once stupid 18-25 year olds who thought the same thing as:

>Nothing wrong with 18-25 year olds dicking about on 4chan for lulz

>>79427430

This.

>>79443015
If it is unclear, then you have no argument in the slightest. This is all bullshit. You know it, I know it. Come on now kiddo.

Pick a company

>>79442962
>The one about the names being wrong? Yeah, basic google search

you have yet to substantiate that claim at all

>The one about how measuring "unclear" is speculative bullshit?
unclear is factored into a completely separate category though. How is that disingenuous? Its not like lumping them in with jews because you don't know they are not

Just saying, your arguments are still weak and the fact it upsets you so much is very interesting

>>79443075
No, because even if all the "unknowns" are gentiles, then media is still 46% Jewish controlled, which is a huge over-representation from the total US population of Jews.