ITT: Directors, writers, and actors who hate one of their movies

>>79390293
Kate is a pleb

>>79390293
Kate is a patrician

>>79390293
Kate "I was bullied by Stacy and now I'm fucking crazy" Beckinsale

>>79390293
I like all the really goofy stuff in Spider-Man 3. The dance sequence/emo Peter and that West Side Story fight against James Franco are stupid but entertaining.

Also Kate sounds like a nerd.

Kate is based kinotress

Rope is one of Hitchcock's best films though.

>>79390666
YASSSSSS SLAY SATAN

>>79390666
Yeah. Though I dislike the "hidden cuts".

Kate is legit retarded

>>79390666
I don't know. it was okay but I thought it was a weaker one.

>>79390742
She went to Oxford. She just dislikes plebs.

>>79390977
>>79390633
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>79390293
>talk shit about mediocre family flick you co starred in
>completely ignore the total dogshit goth action flicks you make with your faggot husband

What did she mean by this?

>>79391045
Her husband collects comic books and action figures and dresses himself like Hank Moody. He'd probably have a sperg out if she insulted his franchise (which was ripped off from a few pen and paper RPGs).

>>79391089
>>79391001
>>79390977
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS

>>79390666
Rope is dope
Family Plot is the stinker

>>79390666
>>79391376
Some of his silent movies are worthless. Those were just soulless money gigs.

>>79391567
The Lodger is still among his best imo.

Tarantino didnt really like Deathproof. But I enjoy it

>>79390293

The only source I can find of that kate quote links to this page.

I thought some of Click was genuinely touching.

>>79391648
4chan is FAKE NEWS

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>>79391590
Definitely. In fact, I might consider it my favorite Hitchcock movie. However, some of his other silent films are junk.

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>>79391610
2nd half is disappointing, but it was a fun ride.

>>79391567
Gotta get the those 10,000 hours in somewhere, man
As >>79391590 said tho, The Lodger is a killer and Blackmail was a nice bridge

>>79391791

Damn do I hate colbert's face.

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>all the triggered Adam Sandler fans in this thread

Every single Alan Smithee movie.

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>>79391795

Verhoeven hated Hollow Man by how butchered it is by the studio.

>>79390293
>Wins TWO oscars for Crash
>hates it

TOP FUCKING KEK, MAN!

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>>79392176
What's did you mean by this? I already knew Tarantino is a huge autist.

>all these manbaby retard fags getting triggered by Kate Beckinsale for calling them out on legitimately enjoying a fucking Adam Sandler movie because "MUH SAD SCENES"

You little peasants.

I liked Click, it made me cry, fuck you Kate bitch

>>79391791
How's her foot game?

>>79390293
>>"Rope was an experiment that didn't work out."
good to hear him admit this, it was a huge strawman of an attack against an anti-Christian philosopher he failed to understand even a little bit.

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Matthew Goode hates his film Leap Year, a rom-com with Amy Adams
>the actor called his own film "Leap Year" "turgid," saying, "I just know that there are a lot of people who will say it is the worst film of 2010."

>The quality of the film, Goode said, was not what drew him to the project -- it was the location. "So that I could come home at the weekends," he explained. "It wasn't because of the script, trust me."

>>79390293
Nice made up quotes.

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>>79392287
Her ass game is better.

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For some reason, Cusack fucking hates this movie and never talks about it.

Which is weird, because it's hilarious

>>79391610
dude, Tarantino thinks everything he's made is amazing. He just admits it's his weakest film.

>>79392327
>The quality of the film, Goode said, was not what drew him to the project -- it was the location
What a piece of shit

how can kate beckinsale talk shit about click when shes made SIX underworld movies what the fuck

>>79392293
I can only hope you're pretending to be retarded for this (You)

>>79392410
5*

Underworld films have one purpose and that's to see Beckinsale kicking ass in latex. If you actually had some expectations for them then that's your problem.

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>>79392327

>The quality of the film, Goode said, was not what drew him to the project -- it was the location. "So that I could come home at the weekends," he explained. "It wasn't because of the script, trust me."
That's hilarious
What a fucking douche

>>79392410
>how can kate beckinsale talk shit about click

She didn't.

>>79392419

I didn't read the second half of his sentence because I don't give a shit, but the "good to hear him admit this" made him sound like a fucking douche.

>>79392293
Do you mean he got Nietzsche wrong? I think he covered the idea of the Ubermensch pretty well in the dialogue.

>>79392372
>For some reason, Cusack fucking hates this movie and never talks about it.

Is it because of crazed fans hounding him for years saying WHERE'S MY TWO DOLLARS?

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>>79390293

>"I didn't think the ending was very successful, with the whole Teddy Bear picnic"
- Harrison Ford on The Return of the Jedi

Me

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>>79392473
I think he inadvertently activated his plebmonds in the wrong browser tab

>>79392491
I actually think the Jedi ending is beautiful, as a full stop, an end to the saga. But having back sequel trilogy (especially what we got in 7) retroactively ruins it.

I don't think ending on a downer with Solo dead and Luke walking off into the sunset would work, without a sequel trilogy, which they were no longer planning on at the time

>>79392372
>Cusack fucking hates this movie and never talks about it.

Then how would you know that he hates it?

>>79393100
Non-verbal communication whenever the topic is raised
>grimace

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>>79390293
Ben Affleck seems to hate being in BvS

>>79390293
I always thought Annie Hall was the prototypical Allen movie. Why did he name it after the girl if he didn't want people to focus on her?

>>79390474
Who's Stacy? I don't know about this

>>79390293
Kate is 100% correct, but I mean, come on. Her biggest claim to fame is the Underworld series, do you really get to talk shit about Adam Sandler movies after that?

>>79393249
He did but I think he was saying people focused too much on Allen = Keaton in specific when his film was supposed to be about relationships as a whole. It was a relationship film not an idolized star's autobiography.

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>>79390293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFA6Ycch1EM

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>>79393249
His prototypical project is deconstructing Harry, also, arguably, his best movie.

>>79393495
lel
i remember reading an interview with him right before the last one came out basically expressing the same sentiment
from that moment on, i realised how based he was

>>79390633

Spider-Man 3 was Raimi's personal two hour "fuck you" to Sony Pictures, Avi Arad, and in the process, any normies who loved the first two movies and didn't know about Raimi's film history. He has to agree with the general consensus that it's awful to make it less obvious, but it's a Raimi movie through and through. You can actually feel his anger and frustration coming through during the studio mandated additional scenes, especially those including Venom talking and the unnecessary amnesia/love triangle plot.

In the process, though, he created something beautiful. A hilarious mess of schlock that really never lets up. SM3 has this super fast pace that I'd say is the most faithful live action adaptation of the popular 90's animated series. Subplots are introduced and immediately wrapped up or ignored, dialogue and scenes slam into each other, the tone flies all over the place. It's a very unique superhero movie if only for the execution and bubbling anger you can feel hiding in every creative decision.

>>79390666
Ehhhhh... Nice as an experiment and clever as a concept but far from Hitch's best.

>>79391610
Death Proof is one giant cocktease in film form

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What did Kate mean by this?

>>79394132
yeah we're all jealous now fuck off

>>79394132
>it's not dandruff guys, it's delicious cocaine!

>>79390293
>>"I don't regret doing Click since it was fun for me and my four brothers to see me in a fart-jokes type of movie. It's like a big inside joke to us all. However, I'd be genuinely disturbed and possibly confused if I ever met an adult who genuinely enjoyed Click and didn't have any direct personal connection with the production of the film."

Quotes that didn't expect to make you cry, but then did

>>79394581
>>79394543
double kek

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>>79390293
Don Bluth and Gary Goldman hated The Pebble and the Penguin so much that they quit before completion and demanded MGM to take their names off the film entirely.

They take their names off Pebble but leave them tall and proud on shit like Rock-a-doodle or A Troll in Central Park

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>>79390293
If that's how she feels about Click, I wonder how she feels about TipToes.

yes that's a real poster
the movie is about Gary Oldman as a dwarf. He's on his knees the whole film.

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>>79396260
>it's real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

>>79396260
>>79396319
dwarfkino

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>>79396260
>>79396319
>Director Matthew Bright was fired after he turned in his cut

pahahhahahha holy shit I have to see this

>>79390293
>>“If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.”
>George Lucas on the Star Wars Holiday Special

Worse than the all that crappy movies for kids? HOW IN HELL is that even possible?

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>>79396782
>>79396702
>>79396319
>>79396260
>Matthew Bright (born June 8, 1952) is an American film director, writer and actor.[1]
>His first noted credits were as writer and actor in the 1980 film Forbidden Zone, portraying the twins Squeezit and René Henderson.[1] The film includes his two masochistic characters living in a garbage can, spit on, raped and tortured in an alternate dimension's kingdom and decapitated by Satan (played by Danny Elfman).
>Bright was credited as Toshiro Boloney.

HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO

>>79396260
>>79396319
Man... I wasn't ready for this.

>>79390293
>"I hated Alien 3 more than anyone."
>- David Fincher

Honestly, Alien 3 isn't bad at all.Benjamin Button on the other hand...

>>79396319
WHAT
THE
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I SMELL MEME

>>79396319
truly the role of a lifetime for Gary Oldman

>>79397038
If you check out the context of the quote, it's actually less about the finished product and more about how it got the way it was. The production of Alien 3 was a huge struggle against the studio, apparently.

Rope is a very cool movie, I like how it just appears as one continuous take. Decades later everyone acted like Birdman is amazing for doing that but Rope did it first.

>>79397177

Yeah, I watched the DVD extras.

>wooden planets

>>79392327
I unironically love Leap Year though...

Also, no homo... But Matthew Goode in that movie is one of the best looking and most masculine men you will ever see on the big screen. The location was gorgeous as well. amy Adams is also adorable. I'm gonna download that movie right now.

>>79396920
George didn't directed that though. Read the subject of the thread again, numbnuts.

>>79393764
>You can actually feel his anger and frustration coming through during the studio mandated additional scenes, especially those including Venom talking and the unnecessary amnesia/love triangle plot.
Really? I haven't watched Spider-Man 3 in forever, what about those scenes makes you think Raimi is subtly saying "FUCK YOU" to the studio?

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Funny one. He didn't actually partake in it, was just simply mentioned. The trailer is too awful to watch let alone the film.

Next time you do this thread OP, call it Alan Smithee general

>>79397303
You act like everyone thought Birdman did it first. Everyone praised Birdman because even though it wasn't the first (or for even the second or the third) movie to attempt a one-take effect, there's no doubt it had the best execution of any film that's tried it.

Rope was an alright experiment and a good movie regardless of editing tricks but the 'hidden' cuts were extremely obvious.

>>79396947
>>79396782
>>79396319
>>79396260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_nK8JKwlJo
>1:50
There's now way this movie wasn't intended to be some kind of John Waters type thing. I don't care that Peter Dinklage said it was originally beautiful kino. There's just no fucking way.

>>79398133
>"midget" every other line
Truly a different time.

Why are so many British actors/actress uptight?

>>79398640
A considerable amount of them are highly educated upperclass people. Being uptight is their thing.

>>79390293
>"it's a movie that just didn't work very well, all because of the damn jews" ~ sam raimi
at least post the entire quote pleb

>>79396260
Rust... had a hard life.

>>79392327
Maybe I just have a huge tolerance for bad romcoms but I thought that movie was fine

Actors say this stuff because they know it earns them brownie points with their fans.

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>>79398133
Can't be, this guy directed Freeway II, the most glorious clusterfuck of a movie ever made

>>79399721
>>79398133
>>79396947
>>79396782
>>79396319
>>79396260
>tfw we shunned the greatest kino maker of our time
>he hasn't made anything since Tip Toes
RIP

>>79398133
>Kate Beckinsale's feet

HHHHNNGGGGHHHHHHHH

>>79396260
Kino poster.

>>79400331
They're something, huh?

>>79394132
she can do so much better than that

>>79396260
>>79396319
wat

>>79403527
Lily pls

>>79390293
Why is Kate so rude?

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>>79399721
>>79398133
>>79396947
>>79396782
>>79396319
>>79396260
https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/the-incredible-story-behind-tiptoes-the-movie-in-121940150.html
>But to understand why [Tiptoes] happened, one needs to wind back a few months. The now-63-year-old (below) had actually written the script for ‘Tiptoes’ when he was 18. He envisaged “a raucous comedy about little people f***ing each other”, but the movie never materialised.
>When [Kate Beckinsale] signed on for 2003’s ‘Tiptoes’, written and directed by cult filmmaker Matthew Bright, she agreed to do it for SAG minimum wage – with one condition. She wanted her character to wear the star’s own lucky hat. “I said, ‘sure, I promise you can wear it,’” Bright tells Yahoo Movies now. At the time, he didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.
>When funding came from the unlikeliest of places, Bright jumped on it. “My stepfather – a guy my mother was married to for like a year – had this neighbour, John Langley, who did this show ‘Cops’,” he says. “He said, ‘I’d be interested’ and they got the script and said, ‘hey, we want to make this movie’, him and his wife.”
>“I put [my cast and crew] through hell,’ says the director. “I told them it was going to be this wonderful production and instead there were these [people] running around screaming at people and making young assistants weep. It was just horrible.”
>And indeed, aside from the ridicule, it’s become something of a cult hit. ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.
>[The director's] behaviour at the movie’s Sundance premiere probably didn’t help. Having been invited on-stage to talk up the film, he instead launched into a scathing attack on the [producers] for their interference and slammed the finished product.

THE PLOT KEEPS THICKENING

>>79405453
How is this movie not more famous?

>>79397623
>thinks hidden cuts are better than a real continuous shot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Ark

>>79390334
>>79390474
>>79390742
>>79392273
>>79392410
>schmaltzy legit retarded "feels" posters

>>79405453
this thread is gold

>>79396947
Forbidden Zone is actually kino.
Oingo Boingo the movie.

>>79405453
>‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.

>>79405453
Everything about this reads like a Keanu greentext.

>>79390293

I can see Alien 3's flaws but I fucking love the bleak tone and imagery.

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>>79396260

>>79405453
>>79396319
>>79396260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La64NGeizCk
>9:42
HOW IS THIS MOVIE A REAL THING
HOW IS THIS PRODUCTION A REAL THING

Also:
>shooting starts and ends without the director say action or cut
>it just starts and ends whenever the camera operators and the actors are doing random shit at the same time
These behind the scenes videos are a ride.

>>79407462
It's like Paul Verhoeven made a mockumentary about film production...

I really want someone to ask Charlie Sheen or Eva Longoria or Christopher Lloyd just what the fuck was going on with Foodfight and if they've ever seen the whole film

>>79397447

What movie? The new Hellraiser?

>>79407890
They probably walked in a recording booth, recorded their lines for the character and left, not like there was going to be any finished film at such an early stage in production.

Is Tiptoes the The Pest of our generation?

>>79390293
>"I really hate, hate, hate that I am on that side."
>- Rooney Mara on Pan (2015), a film she claims to have made for her nieces and nephews
what an ego

>>79390293
>"Crap."
>- Michael Bay on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
more like Michael Bay on everything he has ever done

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>>79396260
>>79396319
>>79396947
>>79405453
I'm fucking dying someone should make a screening stream general, 4chan showing of tiptoes.

>>79390293
lol wtf Hitchcock Rope was fuckin kino

>>79409744
>tfw Lily will never join us in the Tiptoes stream

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>>79396260

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>>79396319

Why is Woody Allen such a kike prick?

>>79393495
>Robert Pattinson played guitar for Death Grips at one point
based. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5wk-6Mn5s

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>>79396319
>>79396260

holy fuck

>>79410853
you answered your own question

>>79396260
>Gary Oldman, Kate Beckinsale.
>Even Based Torrente is in this flick

Stream where?

>>79395658
Do you have some kind of fucking problem with Stanley? I'll fucking wreck you.

>>79410853
He isn't

>>79411054
bitch please, the best scene in the movie is when the kid fucking BTFOs that prick and goes to save his sister on his own.

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>>79396260
>>79396319
>>79396782
>>79396947
>>79405453
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

>>79405453
This is crazy. The same company came up with a bunch of great stuff. A quick edit of tthe ones I recognise & have seen & get mentions here...
Spring Breakers (2012)
The Killer Inside Me (2010) (Worth a mention because Alba gets her lights punched out)
Edmond (2005)
Spun (2002)
Bully (2001) (as Muse)
American Psycho (2000)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
Buffalo '66 (1998)
Trees Lounge (1996)
Freeway (1996)
Why did anyone sign up for this?
Can you imagine being on the set each day going ' well we're professionals, we've got to do this.'

mfw I went through all the set footage 'cause I just wanted to see Gary Oldman emoting in dwarf-mode.

>>79411864
The set footage is incredibly candid. I'm pretty sure it was never meant to be released.

>that part when Beckinsale and the director talk about Michael Bay and Michael Mann and they straight up trash Bay
I'm surprised nobody has ever brought up this footage.

Oh jesus. Gary Oldman on his knees. I feel queasy. This is just wrong.
https://youtu.be/FJD9mVJzD-4?t=212

stephen dillane didn't really like playing stannis and did it just for the money.

Didn't Lucas hate ESB?

>>79408357
Hellraiser: Revelations, which Dimension Films ended up filming in 11 days, because they were to lose the rights in a matter of 3 weeks.

>>79412204
This clip just confirms my belief that Gary Oldman will take literally any role he's offered. Is he known to regret any of his own roles?

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>>79393495
>It's a little bittersweet, isn't it?
>For them! Haha!
I have newfound respect for the guy, now.

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>>79391791
>smoking

>I can't believe she disrespected the great works of Adam Sandler!
Really?

>>79390293
Click is one of her best movies though, certainly better than all that Underworld garbage she does.

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>A refurbished Star Wars is on somewhere or everywhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. Twenty years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boy’s eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode.

>“I would love you to do something for me,” I said.

>“Anything! Anything!” the boy said rapturously.

>“You won’t like what I’m going to ask you to do,” I said.

>“Anything, sir, anything!”

>“Well,” I said, “do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?”

>He burst into tears. His mother drew himself up to an immense height. “What a dreadful thing to say to a child!” she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.

HE BURST INTO TEARS

>>79392490
I totally believe that

>>79414262
Agreed. I remember liking Click, but I wasn't an adult when I saw it.

>>79413694
Fake and gay
Fuck you redditor

>>79391795
>>79392240

It's normally hard to be distracted in a Beckinsale thread, but MEW really is the perfect waifu

>>79407462
fucking semen demon

>>79415077
Eva Green's my definition of perfection, though there's hard to disagree seeing MEW in a cheerleader outfit.

>>79414390
Alec did nothing wrong.

>>79414390
Well the guy must be in his 40s or maybe 50s by now, I wonder if he's around

>>79407890
Footage of the film were stolen but they made it anyway half assed, or something

>>79406032
This
It's fucking bonkers and great

Larry Hagman hated I dream of Jeannie

>>79418390

Well he was the worst part anyway.

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>>79396319
>more than 2 hours of behind-the-scenes stuff
holy shit, this movie is just asking to become a cult classic

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Russian poster
It says that it took skills of people behind Lord Of The Rings, The Mask and Bram Stoker's Dracula to make Gary Oldman look as a midget.

>>79412926
All of them besides his role as Smiley in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. He regrets all of them but that.

>>79413664
Honestly, Pattenson is a good actor. Check out Cosmopolis and Maps to the Stars by David Cronenberg.

I'm really hoping that we will make it at least as big as Pestposting was. Tiptoesposting has even bigger meme potential

>>79418975
>Check out Cosmopolis

Don't listen to that man! You have been warned!

>>79419061
Yeah, listen to the idiot above instead.
Cronenberg's late phase really makes plebs crazy

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>>79407462
holy hell I see the spitting image of her daughter in those closeups

like I normally don't see the resemblance but there, woah

>>79419197

I don't know what qualifies as his "late phase", but Spider, A History of Violence, Eastern Promises, and A Dangerous Method are all fine. Haven't seen Maps to the Stars.

Cosmopolis a shit. You've been warned.

>>79393495
sometimes he looks like angel (david borenanas)

>>79418986
It needs a specific meme.

>>79419061
Cosmopolis is literally the best film of the decade. I'm sorry if your pleb-sensibilities are too stupid to understand that

>>79419269
>Cosmopolis a shit
You a pleb shit

>>79419259
Funny, I thought the exact same thing.

>>79419410
>Cosmopolis is literally the best film of the decade.

You must be joking.

>>79418888
just a meme mister quads

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>>79419456
pic related is you

>>79419486

Nah, you probably just liked the extended anal fisting scene in Cosmopolis because you're a giant fucking faggot.

You probably wish David Cronenberg had your hand up your ass the whole movie.

>>79419486

>>79419530 *his hand

>>79419530
>projecting this hard
>unable to appreciate actual art
don't you have a mcu thread to shitpost in?

>>79419571
>unironically using the the word pleb

I can appreciate Cosmopolis for what it was. But not even Paul Giamatti can save the movie.

I haven't seen any of the Twilight movies, so maybe Robert Pattinsen just can't act? If Pattinsen regrets any movie, if Cronenberg regrets any movie, it should be Cosmopolis.

Tell me, Pattinsenfag, which Twilight is the best so I can avoid it and your shit taste?

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>>79390293
Spider-Man 3 is fine. Yes it's weakest of the three, but it's still a good movie. It also allowed us to see BDH as a cute blonde.

>>79419682
>Pattinsen
Go back to cape

>>79419682
>I can appreciate Cosmopolis for what it was.
The best film of the last decade and a brilliant insight into capitalism in society and the underlying motive of society to hate anything wherein they perceive themselves to be losers?
>if Cronenberg regrets any movie, it should be Cosmopolis.
Oh, so you're just an idiot
I hear the latest Spiderman reboot's out soon. You'll enjoy that!

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>>79414390
> He burst into tears. His mother drew himself up to an immense height. “What a dreadful thing to say to a child!” she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.

He was based as fuck. It is like he knew what vain idolatry modern world would be.

>>79419874

It's called a typo. Find me someone who's never made a typo, and I'll find you an OCD autist and/or soulless AI who thinks Cosmopolis is literally the best film of the decade.

You've revealed yourself as being a Pattinsonfag.

>>79419881
>hurr durr everyone who hates cosmopolis also loves capeshit

See, this really gives me insight into the minds of people who love Cosmopolis.

Let me guess, you also jerk off to Ayn Rand?

>>79420167
>it's a typo guyz
Haha, that's pathetic. Not when you do it twice in one post, babby :)

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/tv/ in a nutshell

>>79420228

Well, as someone who's never seen all the Twilight movies, unlike you, forgive me for not knowing how to properly spell the name of some shitty vampire actor who is most known for glittering.

Next you'll tell me Robert Pattinson is a good actor, and everyone should know how to spell the name of such a good actor, you pretentious queef.

>>79420205
>>79420167
Really, I myself don't even love Cosmopolis, just appreciate it, but you started by saying this idiotic shit
>Don't listen to that man! You have been warned!
No need to LOVE a film to call this avoid sign as stupid

>>79420283
Changed your tune fast, huh? It was a typo, now it's an honest mistake? You're a bit lost here, it seems.

>pretentious
It keeps on giving

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>>79418888
>>79419259
>>79396319
>>79396260
>>79396947
>>79396782
>>79398133
>>79405453
>>79407462
>all that behind the scenes content
No way any of this was supposed to be seen by the public. This stuff is way too personal and honest. Half of it is them making fun of other people in the industry.

The fact that this is floating out there and nobody is paying attention to it is hilarious.

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WTF, I hate gook now

>>79414390
>HE BURST INTO TEARS

He actually didnt, the then kid gave his side of the story, google it. I think it was posted on buzzfeed (yeah I know, but its actually a good read).

>>79420348
>those hips movements
>presses her lips against the dogs tongue
what the fuck kate

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>>79420593
>>79420348
What's it with Kate and lewd behavior with dogs?

>>79420313
>Really, I myself don't even love Cosmopolis, just appreciate it

And I bet you love the Twilight movies. Which one is your favorite, Twilightfag?

>No need to LOVE a film to call this avoid sign as stupid

Recently there have been a few threads about movies that people felt were bad recommendations from /tv/.

Cosmopolis is exactly that kind of movie.

Some retard is calling Cosmopolis the best film of the last decade, when it's not even the best Cronenberg film of the last decade, and not even the best Paul Giamatti film of the last decade.

If anyone does take someone's lousy suggestion that they watch Cosmopolis, they have been warned.

>>79420347

typo: a typographical error

Care to wax poetic on the "true" meaning of typo? No wonder an autist like you likes Cosmopolis. It has all the soul of a quant.

Cosmopolis is also the definition of pretentious. Just like retards like you, you unironically view themselves as "patrician" and others are "plebs."

You fucking Twilightfag.

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>>79420205
>when I make assumptions about the people who position x, it's fine. When other people make assumptions about me based on the intelligence I lack in my posts, it's mean
cry moar

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>>79420867
>doesn't mount a single criticism against the film
>accuses everyone who loves it of being a twilight fan in love with patterson
>mis-spells patterson as pattinson
>gets butt-hurt when it's assumed he loves capeshit
>gets triggered by people having different opinions
Bud, maybe this isn't the right site for you
I hear tumblr is very welcoming towards mentally-incapacitated retards

>>79406032
Is this a jojo reference?

>>79391791
What's wrong with her face? I noticed it watching the new Underworld. Something is off. Is it botox?

>>79421899
Yeah, probably some fillers and serious veneers/dentures. See >>79411627

>>79421282
You're just trying too hard.

>>79421899
of course

>>79421282
I know you. You're legit autistic.

>>79390293
Damn Hitchcock hated Rope? It's a great thriller.

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>>79392240
Christ more Tarantino cringe PLEASE

>>79422487
Fite me irl

>>79396319
>>79396260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jw8qvQsBWA
>director is just hanging out upstairs and talking and singing while the actors are doing a scene and the camera and the monitor are somewhere else
This guy's directing style is fucking next level.

>>79423433
>13:21
>coughs on the baby
kate you absolute madwoman

>>79422218
He didn't try hard at all. Every single one of those points is exactly what was demonstrated in those poorly done posts.

>>79421282

Hmm, let's see. The writing's horrible, the acting's horrible, Robert Pattinson's acting is horrible, the only people who probably know how to spell Robert Pattinson are Twilightfags, the only people who could like Cosmopolis are likely Twilightfags, some retard called Cosmopolis the best film of the last decade and go back to "cape", it's not even the best Cronenberg film of the last decade, it's not even the best Giamatti film of the last decade.

"Bud", maybe faggots who post Daisy "The Force Awkens" Ridley shouldn't be shitting up a thread about "regretful" movies.

>>79423608

He hasn't even read the thread.

And you still haven't told me which Twilight movie is your favorite, you fag.

>>79391795

2nd half was the better half.

is kate /ourgirl/?

>>79423962

Kate is a very dirty girl. Any talk show proves it.

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>>79423881
>The writing's horrible
It's an informed insight into capitalism and philsophical queries into motivation, gain, destiny and legacy. It's definitely not horrible
>the acting's horrible
I disagree, every actor sold me on their role while providing the necessary cold, distant emotion-state to remind the viewer what was necessary to achieve this
>Robert Pattinson's acting is horrible
Again I disagree. He sold the role of the young, disillusioned millionaire perfectly
>the only people who probably know how to spell Robert Pattinson are Twilightfags,
Like the only people that dislike the film are capeshitters? I can categorically deny ever seeing any of the twilight films, nevermind enjoying them. Can you say the same for capeshit?

All you've proven is your inability to understand the film and your quick-succession to get triggered by anyone holding different opinions
At a guess, I'd say you were no older than 15

>>79423881
The great criticism as expected from such a mind.

>>79423901
To be wondered why you are so mad and desperate...

>>79423992
>It's an informed insight into capitalism

What insight? You keep saying "insight" but have yet to reveal what that "insight" is. Let me guess. I bet you think it boils down to "u just jelly"?

>I disagree, every actor sold me on their role while providing the necessary cold, distant emotion-state to remind the viewer what was necessary to achieve this

So you think Robert Pattinson is a good actor. Opinion disregarded.

>Again I disagree. He sold the role of the young, disillusioned millionaire perfectly

See above.

>Like the only people that dislike the film are capeshitters? I can categorically deny ever seeing any of the twilight films, nevermind enjoying them. Can you say the same for capeshit?

Why would any normal person know how to spell Robert Pattinson (WITH AN O NOT AN E), unless they were some slashfic writing Twilight fag? Or even think that it fucking matters?

>All you've proven is your inability to understand the film and your quick-succession to get triggered by anyone holding different opinions

There's nothing to "understand" about Cosmopolis, except that it's the worst film David Cronenberg has ever made.

>At a guess, I'd say you were no older than 15

Only teengagers and 20something play the older-than-thou card, kiddo.

>>79424020
>The great criticism as expected from such a mind.

I mostly repeated things I've already said in the thread.

And believe me, better critics than I have torn Cosmopolis to pieces already.

Twilightfag.

>>79395658
Tbf rockadoodle was Bluth's first time with live action and soured him to it and this of course had a overall negative impact on the film.

It is still not awful for a kids movie.

>>79393495

/ourguy/

>>79424112
Robert Pattinson is a good actor. The memo has been out for more than half a decade now. The only one obsessed with >muh Twilight is you.
And on the spelling, it's a simple name phonetically obvious, and yet you keep changing your defense from typo to ignorance. Pathetic, but then again you don't care.
You really went places with the overblown Cosmopolis hate, now it's
>the worst film David Cronenberg has ever made
next you should say it's the worst film of all time.

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>>79424112
>What insight?
If I could sum it up in a 4chan post, it wouldn't be a feature-length film
Same as I can't sum up what insight Plato's Republic provides or Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil; they'd each need entire essays
>So you think Robert Pattinson is a good actor
He is objectively a great actor. Only a pleb is unable to see an actor past a role they dislike
>Why would any normal person know how to spell Robert Pattinson
Because a. I can spell
b. I pay attention the names of people I talk about
c. He's been in several good films that expose me to his name
> Or even think that it fucking matters?
I think the ability to spell is a good marker of intelligence, as evidenced by you
>There's nothing to "understand" about Cosmopolis
This is objectively false

Again, all you've demonstrated is your extreme inability to comprehend other viewpoints. Memes aside, are you genuinely autistic?
If you're older than 15 then I feel sorry for you as clearly your parents/teachers failed you in life

David Fincher is still a butthurt faggot after all these years.

>>79410853
He's just really nervous is all.

>>79424146
>And believe me, better critics than I have torn Cosmopolis to pieces already.
So you rely on other people to tell you how to think and are unable to repeat what it was they said that made you think those thoughts?
Why should anyone listen to a single thing you say?

>>79424146
Mongoloid children and decapitated hens would be better critics than you, so not a high bar.

>>79390977
>She went to Oxford. She just dislikes plebs.

Wow that makes her intelligent right?

I went to university and am regarded as one of the best in my field in the entire fucking world because of my autism, do you see me going around saying stupid retarded shit like her and backing it up with "but I'm well educated"? Fuck you and everyone who thinks like you.

>>79397426
>now dig on this

>>79405453
How did I not know about this film?

>>79424277
>do you see me going around saying stupid retarded shit
yes

>>79424298
le ebin reponse xd

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>mfw watching a live rape
Love you guys

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>>79396260
>>79396319
Am I fucking dreaming? How does something like this exist for so long without me hearing about it?

>>79396319
Holy shit this isn't like a joke trailer or anything? It exists?

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Apparently Tom Hanks hates the Dragnet movie.

I don't care how many of his movies I enjoy, he's a fucking faggot for that.

>>79424383
>>79424359
Wait until you read:
>>79396782
>>79396947
>>79405453

>>79424213

No, Robert Pattinson is a bad actor. There is no "memo."

As for spelling, that's the only thing an autist like you can cling too. And a typo is a typographical error. Good to see you've never made a typo in your life, you grammar nazi.

My hate for Cosmopolis is not overblown. It is the worst film David Cronenberg has ever made. And I said that in response to some anon (you probably) who said Cosmopolis is the best film of the last decade.

Although since Robert Pattinson is such a bad actor, I could easily believe that Limo: The Movie is the best movie Robert Pattinson has ever been it.

Which isn't saying much.

You still haven't told me what your favorite Twilight movie is.

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>>79396260
>>79396319
OMFG I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

>>79424226
>If I could sum it up in a 4chan post, it wouldn't be a feature-length film

You can't even explain the beginning of what "insight" Cosmopolis gives on capitalism. All I'm asking you to do is back up someone you said.

>He is objectively a great actor.

Oh? Which Twilight film demonstrates that?

>Because a. I can spell

Oh, so nobody who can spell has ever misspelled the name of a shitty actor before?

>b. I pay attention the names of people I talk about
>c. He's been in several good films that expose me to his name

Name three.

>I think the ability to spell is a good marker of intelligence, as evidenced by you

The ability to spell "Robert Pattinson" is a good marker of intelligence? Pretty sure I can find any cunt on tumblr who can spell "Robert Pattinson."

>Memes aside, are you genuinely autistic?

No, but you might be. Because you're a grammar nazi who knew exactly who I was talking about, but thinks a single letter in someone else's post means you're more intelligent, and not just an autistic, vampire-movie-loving faggot.

>If you're older than 15 then I feel sorry for you as clearly your parents/teachers failed you in life

And how old are you? 17? Be honest anon. How many Twilight fanfics have you written? Which one is your favorite book? Come on, you can share with us.

Haven't you shitposted enough in this thread already?

>>79424251

No, like I said, it's been said better by other people. Everything wrong with Cosmopolis has been better said by others.

I probably don't have anything superior to what they've said to add, except that autists who love Limo: The Movie or Robert PattinSON should kill themselves.

>>79424258

Not an argument.

>>79424277
What's your field?

>>79424112
>Why would any normal person know how to spell Robert Pattinson (WITH AN O NOT AN E)
How the fuck are you this obsessed with the spelling of his name jesus christ
Google exists, you have no excuses to spell anything wrong these days

>>79392336
I bought the bluray for this shot

>>79424880
>How the fuck are you this obsessed with the spelling of his name jesus christ

I'm not. The autist who autistically loves Cosmopolis and Robert PATTINSON is.

>Google exists, you have no excuses to spell anything wrong these days

Yeah, let me Google the name of every shitty actor before commenting on /tv/ that the actor is shitty.

I'm really worried that Hiroshima will flunk me for this thread, you fucking sperg.

How's it like having a father who's 40 years older than you?

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>>79396319
>>79396260
>Gary Oldman...
>IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME

Jesus, there two faggots talking about twilight or something in a thread that clearly is supposed to be about tiptoes at this point.

>>79424930
Post a pic of the bluray with a timestamp please.

>>79424955
>mfw all these underage fags have never heard of tiptoes before

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>bizarre thread turns even more bizarre as two autists fight over a cronenberg film.

>>79424981
>>79424955
It's clearly not two

>>79424981
>Directors, writers, and actors who hate one of their movies

But David Cronenberg and every actor in Cosmopolis should hate the movie.

>>79424932
>I'm not.
>literally mentions in every post how it's impossible to spell someones name
>mentions twilight as well
sure buddy

>>79425014
>>literally mentions in every post how it's impossible to spell someones name

>doesn't even know what literally means

I never said it was impossible to spell a shitty actor's name. But if the actor is so shitty, like Robert Pattinson, why would anyone who isn't a Twilight-loving faggot know how to spell his name?

>>79424673
>>79424780
>>79424840
>>79424932
>>79425049
Why are you so obsessed with Twilight and Pattinson? Your hating grows by the post, very juvenile.

>>79425049
>this actor is SO SHIT
>yet I can not stop talking about him
obsessed

>>79424673
How is Robert Pattinson a bad actor? Don't reply if you're just gonna say 'because he is'.
And I seriously doubt someone like you would have seen a director's whole filmography. You really talk/write like your usual kid on capeshit threads, which you very probably are.

"They can all line up and suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. I'm having a child and that's more important to me -- so I don't give a fuck. Grow a dick."
- Matthew Goode, Watchmen

>>79412204
oh my god this movie

>>79425244
Well, that's correct in a way. Goode was a horrible, nonsensical choice for Ozymandias. Casting really was very bad on that film, but his, I feel, was the absolute worst.

>>79425310
And the film was garbage as well

>>79396260
>>79396319
Manlets. Manlets everywhere.

>>79425358
Come on, midgets don't apply

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>>79418962
>It says that it took skills of people behind Lord Of The Rings, The Mask and Bram Stoker's Dracula to make Gary Oldman look as a midget.
hahahahaha

I bet almost every actor probably hates at least one of their movies.

God knows Will Smith has more than one he probably wishes he never did.

>"No one hated it more than me; to this day, no one hates it more than me."
Fincher on Alien 3

>>79425424
That's not true. I hate it more than him. And I hate him more than he hates that movie.

>>79425310
>he was a horrible nonsensical choice
Explain pls, no bully

>>79424876
Maths

>>79425310
Rorscharch was spot on, sorry.

>>79425455
Just read the book. Not even, just look at it

>>79425465
nerd

>>79425506
I have, you mean just the way he looks? I thought you meant his portrayal of the character.

>>79425500
>her husband directed this
>Colin's character is modelled after the director and not Arnold
>according to Kate her (ex) husband is "the shyest person in the world"
What kind of weird femdom shit are they into?

>>79390666
This.

>>79425570
Yes, the portrayal of the character is the standard model of arrogant villains of capeshit, but the imposing, larger than life figure is totally raped when somebody like Goode is the actor chosen.

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>>79396260
>>79396319

>>79425582
>Femdom
>Weird
It's the natural order of things, you cuck.

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>IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME

>>79425500
That's honestly a pretty cool move tho senpai

>>79425644
I'm actually really into gfd/rr with a little bit of fetish-gear-less S&M thrown in.

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>>79424965
Uh okay dude

>>79425696
it's ok for a reboot

>>79425728
Impressive dedication.

Thanks, big guy.

>>79425821
You're welcome

>>79425759
No it isn't. Tiptoes is a better movie than the new Total Recall.

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>>79396319

>one day and two hours
/tv/ is so dead

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>>79425500
Jesus those punches are terrible

pic unrelated

>>79426353
For you

>>79426261
>>79426261
>>79426261

NEW TIPTOES THREAD

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>>79419682
Water for elephants is a very good movie.
Excellent movie i would say. I love everyone in it including robert

>>79426353
Why did /tv/ die?

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>>79396319

>>79426888
It didn't fly so good

>>79425514
N-No bully

>>79392491

Ford never liked anything about starwars tho

>>79424965
>>79425728
Fucking based.

>>79427367
he liked the paycheck

>>79427440
???
Why is such a big deal that I bought that bluray ?

>>79427614
not him, but It's just sort of silly that you'd buy a shit movie on blu ray for an ass shot.

It's actually quite based that you'd do that, claim it, and would post proof.

>>79396319
THICC Arquette is best Arquette.

>>79392336
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

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>>79425012

>>79424780
Why do you have such a boner for capeshit? Do you enjoy being a low-IQ pleb?