All memes aside, literally what was his fucking problem?

only little kids like dinosaurs
he was an old manchild

The hubris of mankind

>>79425274
it was a bad movie desu. overrated.

if it was released today it would score 66% on RT

He was a naive overambitious man who was willing to underfund important aspects of his park and trust people he clearly shouldn't with high levels of control while also fighting with them at the same time.

Also chili and sea bass would be a terrible meal

The bloodsucking Lawyer

>>79425274
The guy spared no expense, what did you think was going to happen
>mfw i also spare no expense
This movie was really relatable for me and and people like me, that is people who spare no expense
>inb4 he spared an expense
actually, he spared no expense

>>79425274
He was a manchild.

>>79425392
no u lied if you wacth the after credit scene he spares an expense

>>79425274
more importantly, what was his tax policy?

>>79425274

bad chilli bass

>>79425274
Naive about IT and overpaid the wrong man for the job and gave him far too much power.

>SPARED NO EXPENSE
>only hires one guy to code the shit

>>79425322
/thread

>>79425461
/thread

so why did he invite the grandchildren and the inspection at the same time as whole staff was evacuating the place

>>79425662
Newman was just the onsite coordinator, he had a whole team of guys to help but they were all off the island

why did he mix the dinos with frogs instead of their actual closest relative: birds

>>79425778
he was a memer

>>79425713
The same reason he tried to contain a fucking T-rex in a family friendly day park

>>79425274
>All memes aside
why? /tv/ is /memes/

>>79425560
the only expense he spared was not cloning himself

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>emergency bunker full of guns
>mfw they only pick 2 shotguns without extra ammo

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Why the hell would he turn the other ones off?

makes no sense desu

spielberg is a hack

>>79425942
unironically this

>>79425942
You're gonna need a bigger bait.

>Jurassic Park movie almost drove the Chilean sea bass to extinction because rich people wanted to be like Hammond

Neat

>>79425743
He still specifically hired Nedry because he submitted the lowest bid. "Spared no expense" was just marketing.

>t-rex section
>thick jungle immediately behind the fence
how are you supposed to spot anything from the cars

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>>79425274
>Alejandro is preparing a delightful meal for us. A Chilli and sea bass, I believe. Shall we?

What the fuck is this then?

>>79425807
And giving Newman a raise.

>>79426101
>Chilean seabass
>ironically has chilli's or peppers too

>>79426129
Why would Newman get a raise when his shitty system was fucking up constantly?

>>79426199
bonus situation

>>79425322
>not liking or being interested in gigantic tractor trailer sized bird monsters and horrifying slaughter turkeys

Pleb desu

>>79425874
Well tbf they thought they only had to kill 3 raptors.

>>79425274
Taxes

>>79426791
Texas

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>>79426324

you had me at horrifying slaughter turkeys