Describe your valentines day with a /tv/ related picture

>>79422277
I don't see whats so hard.

Just get on online dating and find a date, rinse and repeat, it's just practice eventually you will have got one back into your bedroom..

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>valentines day

>>79422277
Just don't be a little dick white boi and you'll get all the bitches

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>>79422277

>>79422277
Can I do a video instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIKu0pQVJFE

>>79422300
>lol dude just be yourself lmao
you don't understand
I don't want to be lonely but at the same time women disgust me

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>mfw I just had to quickly buy flowers online for my gf

#JustMortThings

>>79422367
Go for boipussy then

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Well now I'm sad

>>79422389
>he doesn't hand pick flowers
enjoy being cucked

>>79422397
I don't have that kind of mental illness

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>>79422412
Wish I could do this to numb the feels but I'm looking for a job.

>>79422423
Girls with feminine penises sounds right up your alley

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This thread gon be good

>>79422432
>being a degenerate
no wonder you don't have a job

>>79422468
W-W-WHAT THE???
DIE HE DIED???????

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>>79422277

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my fwb is on the rag. about to end this bitch while i play this in the background
https://youtu.be/dQ4XHW5Q4gU

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>>79422509
Wanted to post this

>>79422519
ouch

>>79422555
i always fuck my gfs while on their period. You can cum inside them and no baby guaranteed. Been doing it for almost 16 years. Just clean your dick off after and thats it.

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>>79422277

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>>79422277

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>>79422277

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>>79422277

>>79422795
what's his setup?

>>79422544
wasn't that a cougar with whom he spent some time?

>>79422501
is he autism?

>>79422911
I really hate these tumblr gif's
>half second loop
>bunch of text
webm truly is the future

>>79422847
No idea what film it is but it's shit because who wouldn't turn and vomit on the floor instead.

>>79422965
I hope it's a movie and not what Fry actually believes.

I am now fully convinced that the only people who are affected by "Valentine's Day" are americans.

Literally who cares.

Valentines Day? More like singles awareness day haha

ha...

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>>79422277
True story

>be in 7th grade
>have crush on girl in 6th
>don't have the balls to give her box of chocolates so ask friend to do it
>he gives her the box, but she immediately throws it on the ground and starts wailing on it with a bunch of her friends
>have to pick up the mess because people'll wonder what's up with the broken heart

>>79422961
We don't even need a webm, when I see a pic with a face and some text at the bottom I know it mean he's talking, I don't need to see his lips move to understand that. These gif are made by retard.

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>>79422277
Being alone on Valentine's Day can mean only one thing.

>>79422468
Why is this so funny

>>79422999
This. I work in a jewery store in Yurop and we really tried to cash in on the whole Valentine's thing, but I don't see any substantial increase in sales.

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i've into /comfy/ and will not return out of before tomorrow

>>79422955
nah. people just mistake his pedophilia for quirkyness

>>79423083
because he's lost to the underworld now

>>79423075
A VIRGIN!

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>>79422277

>>79422432

I just got a job at a car wash. Mininum wage plus occasional tips. Things are looking up.

Don't give up anon. I've been looking for 8 months and was gonna kill myself if I didn't find something soon.

>>79422616

I'd do that if it weren't for that period smell. Makes me wilt.

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>>79422277

I'm actually feeling pretty good. You should all try fasting occasionally. Less than 500 calories a day, and by the fourth day you'll start to feel better about stuff. No idea why though.

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>>79422389
#mortgiggles

best meme

>actually caring about the valentine jew
fuck off, reddit

>>79423317
>nobody remembers the christmass septs

we 're all going to git gf in 2017

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>me on the left asking for Valentine's Day date
>on the right ignoring me

>>79423653
>this guy

>>79422314
Did you get cucked?

>>79422432
Yeah it'd be hard to get a job with tattoos like that.

>>79422432
>there are jobless pot heads on this board

>>79423721

>t. person who has never worked a day in their lives

I know, I know, it's the fucking immigrants who steal your jobs.

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>>79422277

>>79423653
One day, one fucking day I'm going to open spoilered CP on a sfw board at my workplace and my life will be finished.

I've always wanted to get a table at a fancy place on Valentine's, where there's lots of couples. Then blow my brains out to traumatize them.

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>>79422277
at least my gf's hot i suppose

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>>79422277

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>>79422277
I didnt even realize it was valentines day

>>79422300
>Dating the people that reality rejected
I may be spending my Valentine's Day on a Uruguayan Stickhoop Canticle, but at least I have some dignity.

>>79423732
No, they just steal taxes.

>>79423760
>one of the first plus-size models
>dies at 36 "following routine knee surgery"
I´m sure there is a lesson to be learnt from that

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>>79422277

>>79423921
You're incredibly naive if you think its less normal to meet on a dating site nowadays. My entire time in College the only girls and guy's who don't use tinder are really ugly and insecure just afraid because they won't get matches.

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>>79422277

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And no, I'm not lying.

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She doesn't know it yet, but there will be butt play tonight.
Oh yes, there will be.

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>So busy I completely forgot it was V-Day

Jesus. How does a guy go from having his life completely sorted out, being engaged and thinking everything is already set in stone to this hot mess?

Fucking hell, this is my lunch break.

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I forgot it was even valentines, I thought it was tomorrow

anyway, single gay and okay

>>79424155
Ah you see, taking things for granted usually brings you this kind of stuff. But we live and we learn and we won't do the same mistakes again. I was in your shoes once, never again.

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Crying, all day.
I've already begun

>>79424155
i remember when you came here to boast about your life
haha guess who's laughing now?
>>79424160
was she turned on?
>>79424163
do gays even celebrate this thing?

>>79424249
sure a lot do I bet, but i didnt really give a shit about valentines before coming out and I certainly dont now

>>79423968
Why is Joaquin Phoenix so good?

>>79423946
>this never fails to make me feel
God dammit.

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>>79422277

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>>79423946
>I'm waiting on the good times now.

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>>79422277

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Life is suffering ;_;

>all these anons pretending they didn't remember that today is valentines day

Its ok to lie to yourself but rude to lie to us as well.

>>79422301
/thread

>tfw i've become dee dee

>>79424395
Cute frogposter.

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>>79424356
>Been waiting for a half decade

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>>79422277

>>79423999
I wouldn't consider tinder online dating

>>79422277
Oh shit, today is Valentine's Day?

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why didn't we just het a gf?

>>79424778
Not enough midichloreans

>>79423317
I've been considering getting a masters to let this bad economy tide over. Thanks for the good word.

>>79422478
>>79423727
My previous boss literally despised me, I had to leave. Fuck you faggots.

>>79423721
Made my mom freak.

>>79422468
LOL WTF IS THAT

>>79424848
Nobody likes junkies.

>>79424894
A stoner isn't a junkie. Besides it was other shit, I was always professional.

>>79424482
>just that little much
Fuck you men

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>>79422277

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>>79422277

>>79425163
I usually feel even worse for myself

>>79425212
I only feel bad when I'm closing 1 trillion tabs of horrible, horrible things

>>79425163
for me it's the opposite

>>79422468
>I WARNED YOU ABOUT /tv/ BRO

>>79422300
Dating sites are a woman's last resort. You have no idea how easy it is to be a woman. Even ugly women get hit on in real life. To find a woman on a dating site is to find an unpleasant termagent with impossibly high standards who is a few days away from resigning herself to a cat-herding harpy life.

>>79425301
If you're talking about sites like tinder then no. Girls don't see it like how we see it.
For them it's like an easy access to more prey. They literally get to choose any guy from that site.

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>>79422277

>>79423745
one of the funniest gifs ever, but how does it relate to today?

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fuck this shit mate, I told I'd drop by normie book cause i'm so lonely and finally achieved some things I had to do before thinking about womyn
my last gf is still with the same dude since 2015 goddamit you bitch why do you have to have a stable relantionship

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0JbaZtoKAs

literally my emotional state right now

>>79425301
>Dating sites are a woman's last resort

This. It's a place for picky women who hit the wall at 30 and are desperately trying to find someone wealthy and sane in time to have kids.

>>79422468
>Love TARS, LOVE

>>79425436
Kek

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>>79425212
>>79425242
>>79425247
fucking this

I always feel like even more of a failure and think about how much time I've already wasted by jacking off

>>79424395
are you a grill who tried to put a move on a guy and got denied?

I keep forgetting 4shit is mostly normalfaggots now

>>79424848
can someone please explain the "mom's gonna freak" meme?

>>79425212
>>79425242
>>79425247
>>79425542
Nofap is the way to enlightenment.

>>79425796
Nofap only makes you more obsessed with it, such a useless practice

>>79425163
It feels even worse after, if you in love with someone. I used to be a neet for 4 years and jerked off with no remorse. Now i got obsessed with the girl at work and after every wank a little bit of me diyng inside. It's the only reason i quit fapping and i don't even want to do it now.

>>79425815
>Nofap only makes you more obsessed with it
That's not true, at least not for me. Have you even tried it?
Protip: you have to stop watching porn too

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>tfw going to pub with lads to watch Barcelona vs PSG

>>79425878
>this whole post

You say that NoFap doesnt make you "obsessed" with the whole ordeal
You then say that "you have to stop watching porn too"

What kind of fucking guy watches porn but doesnt jerk off?
A fucking obsessed faggot is who.

Im going to be honest, the thought has never occurred to me that someone would actually watch porn and not fap. People are fucking crazy

I did way too much XTC last friday and I'm having a lot of mood swings today so I can't really get anything done.

>>79424784
Wouldn't you knock her out BEFORE you had sex with her? This clip makes no sense.

lol the fuck is valentines day is this some retarded amerifat thign?

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>If we're describing what happened last Valentine's day

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>tfw no milf to repeated fuck you, dose you with IV heroin, then peacefully drown you as a patsy

>>79426078
No?

She was exhausted from the sex and thus an easier to knock.

Plus the guy wanted to show her the thing.

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>>79422277

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>>79424507
Yep

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Didn't know what day it was til I came here

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if only i was this handsome

>>79422277
Are you kidding me? NONE of you faggots can get a girlfriend?

>>79422616

Period sex is the best, girls are twice as horny because of their hormones.

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>>79422277

>>79424698

This is unironically me.

I got rejected by a girl who is 30 and lives with her mom. Shes pretty average looking too


I am 25 and have a Masters degree

Made me feel like shit

>>79425301
>Dating sites are a woman's last resort

No. They're for girls that just want guys to give them attention.
They have no plans of a relationship and use them.
I see it happen all the time where a guy meets a girl off something and they only ask for shit.

>>79424698
Why is she okay with him sexually assaulting her in that third panel? Is she a rape apologist?

>>79426489
kek
get fucked kiddo
get a job lmao

>>79426489
Girls don't care what degrees you have (nor does society for that matter). It's how you present yourself and what you're doing at the moment.
"I've been in school" doesn't appeal to them. They want you do be doing something outside of that because otherwise you come off as bland and boring.
Booksmarts is a meme friend.

>>79423547
lol

>>79426163
where did this happen?

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>>79422277

>>79423799
>Browsing 4chan at work

You are playing a risky game anon

>>79426489
been there many times. Forget what these guys tell you, you only need self confidence.

>>79426489

kinda agree with >>79426540
also think about if you'd want a girl who only cares about her career and shit. probably nah

>>79425436
geheheh

>>79426489
They only care about your social status, assets and paycheck. Not your potential.

>>79423836
dam anon

>>79426658
I have like five tabs open. Not like they can do anything about it, it's my own computer I got to bring in and the IT guy doesn't seem much of a threat either considering I could get into the router with admin/admin.

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>>79423056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DIii1kljoA

>>79423799
idk mang, I'm sure even some of the cunny stuff posted here would grant you a weird look from your coworkers

>>79426483
How did you get this picture of me??!?

>>79426533
>>79426540
Forgot to mention I have a good job

>>79426861
I only browse /tv/, /g/ and knife thread on /k/, but people like >>79423653 aren't making it easy.

From a distance all people can see that I'm browsing a blue forum, probably looking up work related stuff. But where I work isn't really a sweatshop and I'm kinda indispensable, so who cares.

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>>79422277
i wish i had the balls today t b q h

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>>79422277

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2xF-NiNrI

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spending the day by jerking off

>25
>three of my siblings are married
>two are in long term relationships
>I've never had a gf on Valentine's day

>>79423732
>>muh immgrants!

if you cant get a job because of immigrants youre an uneducated moron. immigrants as a measurable group perform the lowest paying jobs. If they "took yer jorbs!" you need to go back to school and get your grade 10 you fucking pleb.

>>79427944
can you even understand what you are reading?

>>79422795
the new CoD looks fucking killer

>>79426034
it's one of the best ways to boost your testosterone

>>79425922
literally me

>>79423140
this

>>79425844
>
kek

>>79425844
>posting a picture of yourself on the chans
Also, your girl looks like shit.

>>79422468
I'm crying

>>79428727
newfag or shit tier bait

either one is cancer

>>79423411
I was once told by some medical dude that starving yourself causes some positive hormones to release or something, thats why anoerexic girls feel rewarded when they dont eat. But I could be wrong.