What are some ķīņoməță about not having gf?

>>79420927
Women are more trouble than they're worth. Even though I'm technically single I still have to devote a lot of energy to women in order for them to still have sex with me. It's an inconvenience at best and a nightmare at worst.

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>tfw she will never be your wife for life

>>79420927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6xKnRorZGg

>>79420943
I hear many people say this but surely it couldn't be worse than the crippling loneliness of being single?

>>79420927
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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I talked to a girl for 30 minutes over the phone today and I didn't even spill spaghetti guys

She lives in Australia (I'm American) and we've been talking every day for 3 months now. She's a qt and I find myself being able to actually b myself around a girl (for once), plus she's a virgin like me. We're both heavily attracted to each other and keep talking about where we're going to meet up.

>>79420986
I was single and getting literally nothing for years. While I do say that it is better to know that I will definitely have sex later tonight, the constant barrage of messages, the amount of money I am spending on entertaining them, navigating through certain unpredictable periods of moodiness, and the "chase" of finding a new girl when one of my flings dissolves is aging me.

>>79421080
Shut the FUCK up and get the fuck off my board you fucking degenerate normie piece of worthless shit.

>>79421252
Manifest destiny, faggot. I'll take your board and fuck it so roughly she won't even be recognizable to you.

>>79421058
not going to last

>>79420927
Lars and the real girl

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>>79420964

>>79421353
I mean, I'm out of her league so she's not going anywhere