What do I say /tv/? She's an aspiring actress.

>>79412079
>You're a fucking embryo. Holy shit.

"lol. Seriously though"

>>79412079
>He's more of a film maker

What did she mean by this?

>>79412079
Are you familiar with Hard Candy?

>>79412079
Charge your phone, you pleb.

Depending on why she likes speilburgstien that could be acceptable but anyone liking bay is either a joke or an extremely disgusting low iq moron.

>>79412079
navy seal

>>79412079
Ask her if she likes Temple of Doom.

>>79412130
some people are content with merely directing films like an infant directs a dingy with his oars. But a film maker actually creates films.

pain and gain is kino

>>79412079
Call her out for being such a fucking pleb.

>>79412079
do you like anal

kys

>>79412079
>Who are they?

Ask her what she thinks if Kurosawa

play along and get laid, you sperg

you don't have to respect her to fuck her

>>79412079
"My name's Gerald Weinstein, you might have heard of my uncle Harvey. Look baby, I think you've got something special - a real shot to get your name out there. But honey, let me tell you, the industry's been stagnating for the past decade at least. It's all about who you know, it's all politics and networking. But I've seen enough of your talent, I'm ready to give you a chance, I'll just need you to do a little something for me..."

>>79412079
>A literally who and a literally Jew. DROPPED haha.

Michael Bay has to be a joke answer. Pain and Gain is a literal abortion of a film

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>but he did direct Django Unchained
>as if this is a good thing
why are women such absolute plebs?

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Abort laddie

>>79412079
>What do I say

Convince her to show her tits for a movie obviously.

Also to go to all the casting couches, she clearly ain't smart enough to make it otherwise.

Tell her these are your favorite films
FLICKS
1. Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. L'inhumaine (L'herbier, 1924)
4. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
5. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)

MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppola, 1990)
2. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
3. And a Little Kid Shall Lead Them (Griffith, 1909)
4. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
5. Fear & Desire (Kubrick, 1953)

FILMS
1. Höstsonaten (Bergman, 1978)
2. Hets (Sjöberg, 1944)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2016)

CINÉMA
1. Mogambo (Ford, 1953)
2. Lost River (Gosling, 2014)
3. ¿Quién me quiere a mí? (Sáenz de Heredia/ Buñuel, 1936)
4. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
5. Der Student von Prag (Rye/ Wegener, 1913)

KINO
1. Berlin — Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (Ruttman, 1927)
2. Pauvre Pierrot (Reynaud, 1892)
3. Mauvais Garçons (1995, Bay)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)

ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'ascension du chevalier noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (1928, Luis Buñuel)

tell her your favorite and ask if she has seen a suitably obscure yet good (for normies) movie by that director then invite her to see that movie

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ask her to rate the star wars movies from best to worst

>>79412079
>sorry I only care about Kinomakers

>>79412291
Literally FUCK OFF HIPSTER

ask her if shes ever fucked a black guy

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>>79412291
>interstellar

>>79412272
OP here all her pictures are duckfaces. Like that.

Im going to ask her what her favorite Bay film is. I really dont think shes an irl shitposter she seems, like a basic hispanic girl.

>>79412123
this

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Ask her for pictures of her bare feet!

>>79412291
kek
>>79412079
holy shit, women pretending to know anything about movies (or any art form, for that matter) is the single most ridiculous thing in the universe
they're just so fucking clueless

>>79412291
>Lost River (Gosling, 2014)
everytime

>>79412478
>>79412493

>>79412079
say "haha good one!"

>>79412291
thank you for this, made me laugh so hard

stop talking about movies and fuck her

>>79412291
roll

Tell her she'll change her favorite once you direct the porno starring the two of you. Promise u bb works evrytiem

>>79412493
tell her you're quentin's friend and he only casts actresses with cute feets

>>79412079
You don't answer. Just don't speak to her again. Or, you could choose to look past it, pretend that's ok, and just try to get laid.

>>79412218
yhis

>>79412478
post more pics

>>79412291
"L'ascension du chevalier noir" never fails to make me laugh. It's just perfect.

>>79412291
i love you

>>79412272
I want to shoot in the head every person doing that fucking duck face.

>>79412164
Say what you will about his choice in movies, but Michael Bay's cinematography is patrician tier

>>79412291
>4. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
HAHAHHA this post is great

>>79412079
Tell her you lay pipe and eat ass. She will respect your straightforwardness.

>>79412507
>i've never talked to a women in my life
Everyone who doesnt understand movies can pretend they do, i know a lot of women who are actually patrician as fuck and i know a lot of males who think Fincher/Tarantino/Nolan are the greatest american directors ever

>>79412849
If you think women have good taste in film, you haven't watched many films, lad.
Not defending men here either, most guys I know are fucking plebs as well, but at least they know it.
Women are the ones who try to pretend they know what they're talking about, while regurgitating shitty mass-media opinions, or contrarian hipster bullshit, and I say that from experience.
I've honestly never met a woman who even cared about movies made before 1970.

>>79412478
>not just shitting on this basic bitch

How desperate are you for the V?

>>79412291
List gets less funny every time it's posted

say 'did you mean Michael Mann you fucking pleb whore'

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

No she isn't

she doesn't have to understand cinema to be an actress, tbqh

>>79412291
do people even realize this is a meme

>>79413078
this, most people in the business are fucking plebs

>>79412079

OP, you have to explain to her the differences between each genre and enlighten her from being a pleb. You should text her the list below to elevate her knowledge in digesting meaningful works of art and together you can become patricians

FLICKS
1. Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. L'inhumaine (L'herbier, 1924)
4. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
5. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)

MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppola, 1990)
2. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
3. And a Little Kid Shall Lead Them (Griffith, 1909)
4. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
5. Fear & Desire (Kubrick, 1953)

FILMS
1. Höstsonaten (Bergman, 1978)
2. Hets (Sjöberg, 1944)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2016)

CINÉMA
1. Mogambo (Ford, 1953)
2. Lost River (Gosling, 2014)
3. ¿Quién me quiere a mí? (Sáenz de Heredia/ Buñuel, 1936)
4. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
5. Der Student von Prag (Rye/ Wegener, 1913)

KINO
1. Berlin — Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (Ruttman, 1927)
2. Pauvre Pierrot (Reynaud, 1892)
3. Mauvais Garçons (1995, Bay)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)

ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'ascension du chevalier noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (1928, Luis Buñuel)
4. 米姆魔术 – Bush 2016
5. The Revenant – Iñárritu, 2015

CAPEKINOGRPAHY
1. Watchmen (Snyder, 2007)
2. Man of Steel (Snyder, 2013)
3. 蝙蝠侠v正义的超人黎明 (Snyder, 2016)
4. Cпaйдъpмeн 2 (Raimi, 2004)
5. вoзвpaщaeт дeнщик (Burton, 1992)

>>79412291
>5. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
>the Pokemon movie
hahaha

>>79412079
YOU SET THE LEVEL BY NAMING A COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR, NOT SOME ARTHOUSE FAGGOT

GIVEN THAT HER ANSWERS ARE FINE

STEVEN SPIELBERG IS A GOD

MICHAEL BAY IS STEALTH KINO, YOU SEE SOME OF IT IN PAIN AND GAIN

>>79412145
26% is enough for good 20 hours

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>>79412291
Thank you for this.

>>79412164
Pain & Gain is unironically one of the best movies of the 2010s.

>>79412079
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, 'the wise'?

tell her to fuck off and get better taste

>>79412079
Ask her what her opinion of kinogrophrapher Sergio Leone is. If she doesn't know who he is, suggest she come over and watch one of his movies (preferably not Once Upom a Time in America) with her.

>>79412228
kek

>>79413294
aight kys

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>>79413716
>Not getting the joke

>>79412079
Ask her about her opinion on the Arab Spring

>>79412079
Ask her where's my fucking gravel, Eddy.

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She could have just picked 2 off this list and it still would have been better than Michael Bay

>>79412219
fuck outta here, faggot.