Cinema ‘bans’ single men from screening of Fifty Shades Darker

What do you mean begun? My local kinoplatz has had nsp in effect for a long time now.

I used to think /v/ had autism
This place is full on inbred.

>>79409459
I thought it was the women taking cucumbers in with them.

>>79409877
This

Op where have you been?? nsp has been around since I was a kid

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>>79409535
>>79410075

Watchmojo confirmed nsp is a myth.

>>79411435
I dont know who that is
Is he an internet troll?

>>79409459
>tfw my kinosseum has singles days

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>>79409459
>Try to enter Fifty Shades Darker with a holo-GF
>Theater is filled with roasties and middle aged women
>They're all furiously masturbating with the complementary kino kukumbers provided to them
>One who brought her bull along violently squirts and the juices short circuits my holo-GF
>Singles alarm goes off
>Theater flies into a panic
>Kino guard bursts in through the ceiling and arrests me
>Sentenced to 20 years in the cucumber pits
HELP

>the memes are real in this timeline
What's next? Penis inspectors?

>>79412068
>He never had his penis inspected in 3rd grade
Where are you from? It's still standard procedure at my old school.

would they let me in if I go with my mom?

>>79412068
>>79412181
It literally is a thing in health enhancement classes. Tv just memes it a little extreme sometimes

>>79412472
you would have to pretend that you are dating and MAYBE be asked to kiss to prove it but yes it is hypothetically possible

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The only cinema in my town hasn't allowed singles in over a year.

>>79409459
How accurate was the rumors of single middle aged women masturbating in theaters?

>stop going to theaters
>theaters go out of business
>create a theater in my own home with big screen TV comfortable seats
>pirate all my movies until the end of time

>>79413863
looks uncomfortable as fuck desufampai

>>79413909
cucumber and zucchini sales were up 350% at grocery stores near theaters showing the movie

>>79413863
looks like Scabies - the theatre experience.

>>79409459
If you have a girlfriend/fiancee/wife/cat and they want to see this with you, does it make you a cuck if you say yes?