fifty yawns of misery

>>79401715
christ this movie angers me so much i can't even meme about it

i can't even be ironic about it, that's how full of utter shit this movie is

i would literally eat a fetus instead of watching it again

humanity was a mistake.

>>79401783
>i would literally eat a fetus

o-okay

>>79401783
/t-thread

>>79401715

I like all the jokes about Anastasia not understanding anything.

>>79401715
God, even Twilight is somewhat passable than this softcore porn shit for little girls.

>>79402404
fucking spongebob is more passable

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>>79401715
>Didn't wait until Valentine's Day to watch it with gf
Are you this autistic? Some of us don't even have girlfriends. what i would give to have a girlfriend to take this to tomorrow and here you go fucking up Valentine's Day already. Fucking hell.

>>79402404
its following a twilight arc
its directed at bookworm women

>>79403102

we're going out to dinner for VDay you silly person; never waste VDay on a movie

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>>79401715
You didn't think anything because she was blowing you the whole time.

It's fun. I don't see why it stirs up so much hatred

>>79403928
> virgin detected

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>>79403831
i actually don't like my gf doing oral sex on me -- its degrading and gross

if her sister wanted to guzzle my cum all day i'd be okay with it

because her sister is a dirty little whore who deserves to be treated like a cum reservoir

desu

>>79402959
seasoms 1-3 of Spongebob are literal kino

No memeing

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>>79404048
I actually feel the same way.

That's why whenever a woman I respect tries to suck my penis I slap her across the face and tell her to get a hold of herself.

Got wrecked and went to see it on Friday and actually had a lot of fun. It's really comical how bad it is. "God-awful" doesn't even begin to describe it.

The best scene is definitely when Christian Bale gets in a helicopter crash and then literally five minutes later walks in totally fine and never brings it up again. It's the most inconsequential twist I think I've ever seen in a movie

>>79404222
>Christian Bale

>>79401715

watched this on two seperate occasions with 2 girls diferent girls each time

first time I skipped forward to the sex stuff that as I heard had woman masturbating insdide the cinema. turns out it's not even good sex scene it's just bullshit.

2nd time watching this with different girls I even sat through the dialogue and basically made out all the horrendously bullshit stuff concerning dialogue and characterization.

just call bullshit everytime you see it in this shit movie and the chicks get wetter and wetter thinking about what you'd do to them if you tell them the sex in this is pure yawn/10

>>79404222
>>The best scene is definitely when Christian Bale gets in a helicopter crash and then literally five minutes later walks in totally fine and never brings it up again. It's the most inconsequential twist I think I've ever seen in a movie

Kek I had the same exact thought. My gf said it was set-up for the third book/movie, where they reveal it was Anatasia's ex-boss who sabotaged it.

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>>79405479
>third movie

not happening.

do you think Don Johnson is ashamed that his daughter is basically doing a hollywood budget porno?

>>79405618
I feel like everyone involved is kind of ashamed with what they're doing including the audience

>>79401715
Your gf wet herself and your gf's bull got semi hard

you pre-cumed in your chastity device