>How much money do I tell them to bring?

Finally !
3 years after we did it reddit

shut up you stupid french fuck and go smoke cigarettes and drink wine from the age of 8 on you degenerate whore

>shut the FUCK up!!
>*slams hand on table while maintaining eye contact*

>WELL THE JERK STORE IS RUNNING OUTTA YOU!

>>79399338
i know you're used to paying for sex, Jonah, but these are 10/10 A-listers we're talking about

she is the one who should be bringing the money retard

>>79399393

>american """""""""""" banter """""""""""

>>79399460

the Angry Autist Store just called, seems they're all out of you.

>i bet your mother is overweight

>mmmHHH?
>good day

>>79399338
This one is actually good.

>>79399760
no its not
why would leo and brad pitt need money to fuck a tv weather girl?

>>79399778
Pay her to shut up and leave immediately right after

>>79399778
The implication is that she looks like a whore, anon. It's called a joke.

>>79399668
That doesn't matter though, because you're they're best seller!

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>>79399338
Oh snap, this is truly the best answer. Glib, dismissive, dominant, and completely turns the tables. This is comedy gold, and it would have
1. gotten the audience on his side
2. thrown her off her rhythm
3. made him go down in bantz history

>>79399460
This would have really been good too, but would require a ton of finesse.

>>79399778
SNEED?

>>79399338
How about this?

>Want me to call them? How much do you usually charge?
More to the point imo

>>79399393
Is this what autists think an insult sounds like?

>>79399338

This is LITERALLY how it's done. This would have been the perfect answer.

>>79399950
or just

"how much do you usually charge"?

That WW2 joke was a normie's impression of history

>>79399338
>>79399950
>>79400962
No joke lads we really did it
Someone call jonah

>well I had sex with your wife!

That easy folks.

>I-i.. well t-thanks

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>10 years and /tv/ still can't come up with a good comeback

>>79399338
I always liked
>"They're not my friends."

>"wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

what did he mena by this?

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>>79399338
>Well I happen to know they're both faggots, you dumb bitch, so I guess you're stuck with me.
if only I'd been there

How many times a day do you think this event pops up in his head?

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>>79399338
>Leave? Like your soldiers during the war?
THAT'S how you do it

>>79401650
OP is Jonah, every time

>>79401717
kek

>>79399338
Well shit that one's actually good