I have never been so embarrassed I was pulled to the side of

>>79398455
Dubs then yes

>>79398455
Why do you Amerifats always buy food when you go to the cinema? Doesn't chewing ruin your immersion?

>>79398455

>not wrapping your food in an airtight container

amateur.

>>79398479
Did you bring a stick of butter with you?
If not, you disappoint me.

>>79398455
You should have eaten the potato right in front them and still went in, betafag.

>>79398517
just use a ziplock bag retard

Shouldn't have been such a fucking loser fatty lmao kys

That's why you put everything in your pressure cooker and let it cook while the movie is rolling you doofus.

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>>79398455
>get stopped in line
>"sir we can smell your food, you can't come in with that"
>develop devilish grin
>produce subway with all the works from my backpocket
>"oh, you mean this food?" i say cheekily
>"yes, you must either dispose of it or else we cannot let you enter"
>"no problem wagie"
>proceed to unwrap the sandwich and aggressively throw one half on the ground in front of me, getting burger sauce all over the usher's feet
>take the other half and torpedo it at the cardboard poster for John Wick 2, covering his face in meaty goodness
>usher just stands there, unable to comprehend what I just did
>casually walk past him, then turn and whisper into his ear
>"clean that wagie, it's a mess"
>Split was actually pretty decent

>>79398670

>things that never happened

dumb frogposter